69226
Post by: Selym
I SHALL RULE THE... WOOOOOORLD!
89127
Post by: Matthew
The SG553 is superior to the AK!
*CS: GO joke*
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
It's Locked! I'm gonna die!
69226
Post by: Selym
I am immune to the Banhammer!
10104
Post by: snurl
Look what I bought at the hobby store, honey.
92803
Post by: ZergSmasher
Hm, I wonder if this thing is loaded...
*BLAM*
69226
Post by: Selym
Now, when your gun gets jammed, what you wanna do is take a good look down the barrel...
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Dip it in some mashed potatoes!
69226
Post by: Selym
Try something new today. Like ketamine on martian potatoes!
10104
Post by: snurl
No way!
69226
Post by: Selym
Huzzah! I have won!
10104
Post by: snurl
But that means.......
94888
Post by: JamesY
Well, I'll leave that with you.
10104
Post by: snurl
Santa isn't real.
98523
Post by: LethalShade
A couple grains of powder,
A couple grams of lead.
A touch against the trigger,
A touch inside the head.
Take another drink, and
Raise the last bets.
Think about my last words,
They might be what I just said.
Metalheads will get it.
98638
Post by: DevoutGuardsman
When in doubt, press ALL the buttons!
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
fething SNAKES!!
69226
Post by: Selym
Mmmm.... Skooma...
46128
Post by: Happyjew
Mmmm.... Sororitas...
69226
Post by: Selym
Mmmmm... Fiyah...
10104
Post by: snurl
Mmmmmmmm........Mushrooms
92803
Post by: ZergSmasher
Mmmmmm... ghost chilis...
46128
Post by: Happyjew
Hey sexy Sister Superior, you wanna commit a heresy with me?
69226
Post by: Selym
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
10104
Post by: snurl
That which does not kill me, makes me stronger.
69226
Post by: Selym
"Unfortunately, I am a Level 1 wizard. I can't survive much. Oh look, a dragon!"
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Wait, did I set the timer at 5 seconds or 50?
10104
Post by: snurl
Pull pin and count to Five. One, Two, Three, Four,
69226
Post by: Selym
Ah, one day until retirement.
10104
Post by: snurl
Look! No hands!
75727
Post by: sing your life
These traffic lights are taking too long, surely it's safe to cross already...
10104
Post by: snurl
He wouldn't be stupid enough to...
98638
Post by: DevoutGuardsman
Damn, lasgun's jammed. Maybe something's stuck in the barrel...
75727
Post by: sing your life
Please, hold my beer for me whilst I show you this...
69226
Post by: Selym
 Selym wrote:There's no point arguing with insufferable trolls like you, Jancoran. Meet my ignore list.
(got banned for two days for it)
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Hey y'all watch this!
10104
Post by: snurl
There is no such thing....
75727
Post by: sing your life
We are the Emperor's fury!
98638
Post by: DevoutGuardsman
Ahhh, it won't trigger Perils. What's the worst that could happen?
10104
Post by: snurl
They don't bite.
98638
Post by: DevoutGuardsman
Green button, blue button, yellow button, re—
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of course this area isn't mined.....
75727
Post by: sing your life
For the glory of King Morcar the Mauler!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
10104
Post by: snurl
Here, I'll show you..
98638
Post by: DevoutGuardsman
I think my Plasma Gun is overheating...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I think that guy's plasma gun is overheating
*boom*
75727
Post by: sing your life
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Look ma! No hands
75727
Post by: sing your life
Don't cry for me....
10104
Post by: snurl
If Santa can do it, so can I.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Hope you like Miasma!
10104
Post by: snurl
Anything but a One.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of course I know where the cliff edge is!
90846
Post by: Cothonian
UURRRAHHHH!!! (Russian war shout, best done as one charges at something)
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Don't worry about it, they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from there!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Please forgive me
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of course there are no mines here.
75727
Post by: sing your life
What if we tried more power?
69226
Post by: Selym
Don't worry, I speak French. He said he's *not* going to stab us with a bayonet. And besides, they run at the first sign of trouble anyway.
*reads*
"Légion Étrangère"
75727
Post by: sing your life
I want a pony!!!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Why yes, this is an avalanche area, why do you ask?
10104
Post by: snurl
He won't bite.
75727
Post by: sing your life
My name is ASAC Motaya. You killed my father. Prepare to go feth yourselves.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I don't need to look both ways! There's never any traffic around here.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Away! Away!
69226
Post by: Selym
*on a horse*
ALLONS-Y !
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of course the gun is unloaded! Just let me look down the barrel here.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Yes, it's totally safe to adjust your glasses with your gun.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
You're still not in your own universe, Homer! But I can get you-*stabbed with an axe*
10104
Post by: snurl
I drink the potion. What happens?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Are you absurd? There are no Orks for 20 Kilometers!
*hit by choppa*
69226
Post by: Selym
Drive me closer! We've run out of ammo, and I'm hoping they'll get scared and run off!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Let me just see if this ledge is stable or not..
75727
Post by: sing your life
Ha ha hah hah!
10104
Post by: snurl
I pull my sword.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I'm going to try trimming my hedges with a chainsaw!
10104
Post by: snurl
I'm going to count to three....
75727
Post by: sing your life
Enemy tank in your AO!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Don't worry! I'm just taking my helmet off for a second to enjoy the breeze. There are no snipers for miles!
76036
Post by: TheEyeOfNight
What're you gonna do? Stab me?
99591
Post by: hippyjr
Hey, you! That's right, you!
...
...
Pull my finger.
75727
Post by: sing your life
You, and what army?
99591
Post by: hippyjr
LEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
75727
Post by: sing your life
That's stupid. You can't cause heart attacks using your ps-hnnnnnnnnnng...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What's that red dot on my chest?
75727
Post by: sing your life
Get out of the way!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Wait! Don't press dat!
10104
Post by: snurl
I drink the potion.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I'm looking at boobs! *is back stabbed by the spy who planted a pornographic spray to distract me*
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Is he firing a rocket at me? That won't hit me...
*crocketed*
75727
Post by: sing your life
MY TESTICLES HAVE JUST BURNT INTO FLAMES!!!!!!!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Why isn't my parachute opening?
10104
Post by: snurl
I'll be right there.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Hey, where did that Baneblade come from?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
10104
Post by: snurl
Here goes!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Heeeeeeeere's Timmy!!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What's that dark shape over there?
*stabbed by mandrake*
84405
Post by: jhe90
Wait. That was ap1.....
Fething space elves
17923
Post by: Asherian Command
There can only be one!
or better yet
Bullets! AHHH MY ONE WEAKNESS!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
FOR THE EMPEROR MEN! CHARGE!
10104
Post by: snurl
No way!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
The enemies stopped firing... I wonder if they ran out of ammo. Let me check...
75727
Post by: sing your life
I'll tear your heart out!
Except that was actually what you did to me...
10104
Post by: snurl
Throw the third switch!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
PULL THE LEVER KRONK!
*falls*
WRONG LEVER!
10104
Post by: snurl
How will we ever be sure?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Time to go make a haunt roll....
75727
Post by: sing your life
My 2+ armour save is impenetratable!
10104
Post by: snurl
Anything but a one....
75727
Post by: sing your life
I has a shovel!!
17923
Post by: Asherian Command
Donald trump will be a great president!
100548
Post by: Torus
Fine, I'll give you the first shot...
100548
Post by: Torus
Bite me!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
DEATH OR GLORY!
100548
Post by: Torus
Delete my browser history...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What do you mean "look out?"
10104
Post by: snurl
Never.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Die, you say? Why would I ever do such a mundane thing?
62169
Post by: Wulfmar
It may have already been said but...
"Clever Girl..."
75727
Post by: sing your life
I'm invincible!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
That one quote from Macbeth. I remember it from secondary school.
"Mother, I have been killed!"
75727
Post by: sing your life
Who just stabbed me in the balls?
 WarbossDakka wrote:That one quote from Macbeth. I remember it from secondary school.
"Mother, I have been killed!"
OOC: I thought the line was supposed to be "he has killed me mother".
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What do you mean we have no brakes?!?!?
75727
Post by: sing your life
I AM NOW DEAD!!!!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
CHARGE NOW DOCTOR!
*sees that Medic is dead*
Oh no........
100548
Post by: Torus
Just as planned...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
QUICK MEN, CHARGE! HIT THEM WHILE THEY'RE RELOADING!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Who you are calling ugly?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
WAAAAAAAAGH!
10104
Post by: snurl
No, thats what they'll expect us to do.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Why don't we display some brutal kunnin' and go round'?
75727
Post by: sing your life
You shouldn't have pressed that button.
100548
Post by: Torus
You do know the Emperor isn't a God and promoted secular thinking right...
100548
Post by: Torus
Hey guys, what happened on Caliban...and for that matter whats a 'fallen'?
10104
Post by: snurl
What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What's that whistling sound I hear?
75727
Post by: sing your life
Aww, those ripper are so cut- *eaten by the smarm of bugs*
10104
Post by: snurl
Watch this....
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Pull the other part and throw the pin! Wait a minute....
100548
Post by: Torus
Hey, wanna see a dead body?!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Guys, just chill out. I've got an idea.
10104
Post by: snurl
I'll be fine, give me a minute
100548
Post by: Torus
Yeah, I play Eldar... why'd you ask?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
It's not me. It's you
10104
Post by: snurl
This is my hill.
89127
Post by: Matthew
WHAT DO YOU DO, WHEN A MAN ATTACKS YOU, WITH A BANANA!?!?!?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
There's no way he could hurt me with that banana!
10104
Post by: snurl
Don't shoot
75727
Post by: sing your life
Do you like bees?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
The alien is right behind me isn't it?
10104
Post by: snurl
Never.
94888
Post by: JamesY
Two is enough.
75727
Post by: sing your life
His name is-
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Do I cut the blue wire or the black wire? I'll go for blue....
10104
Post by: snurl
Anyone have a problem with that?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
The easy way is never mined!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Didn't expect that, didn't you?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Oh wait, you were? What.
10104
Post by: snurl
Whatever.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Is that Snurl over there? Why does he have a cannon pointed at my house...
52315
Post by: korbenn
I regret NOTHING!
100548
Post by: Torus
You're gonna have a 'Bad Time'
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I regret everything! I regret everything that I've ever done!
102429
Post by: Sergeant Joz 1st Legion
I'll have you know these suppositories where supplied by the great unclean one himself !
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Did I just throw the pin instead of the grenade?
66727
Post by: OIIIIIIO
I have two kidneys and he needed one, so I figured ...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Eh, who needs to look both ways before crossing the road?
101221
Post by: JustALittleOrkish
The gold is buried at...
100548
Post by: Torus
Mentos chased with Pepsi Max? Sure, why not!
10104
Post by: snurl
MY HILL!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Let's split up and search for clues!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Well, the Phantom Menace was my favorite...
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Fight does not go well, Enterprise. We're attempting to withdraw and regroup. Rendezvous with fleet at--
-Last words of JP Hanson at Wolf 359
10104
Post by: snurl
Area is secure.
100548
Post by: Torus
Please sir, may I have another?
10104
Post by: snurl
Krampus is here!
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I...love you...brother...
-Last words of Lore in TNG "Descent Part 2"
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
But it was I! The gr--
28305
Post by: Talizvar
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Death"
"Death, wh...uh.....<thump>"
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
*sighs
I'm going to prison aren't I.
10104
Post by: snurl
Cutting the blue wire...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Is my gun jammed? Let me look down the barrel here...
10104
Post by: snurl
You going to point that thing or fire it?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
And who the hell are you?
...
Oh.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I REGRET EVERYTHING! I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!
10104
Post by: snurl
They don't bite.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I saw this in a movie! There's obviously an invisible path here....
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
We seek peaceful co-exsistence!
-Last words of Dexter Remmick before he got blown up in TNG "Conspiracy"
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'd say a 50 foot drop. Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Now hold on a minute.... we've been walking for a while, let me just rest my feet on this rock here...
10104
Post by: snurl
Nobody uses land mines anymore
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
What do you mean "duck"?
69226
Post by: Selym
I shall defeat you, Mary Sue!
103357
Post by: SolarCross
"Don't I get a re-roll?"
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll be fine, he's literally half the size of me...
10104
Post by: snurl
But the package said edible until 2017.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What are you going to do with that little pea shooter boy?
10104
Post by: snurl
It says, "Light fuse and get away"
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Hey, someone left this grenade pin on the floor.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Cut the Red Wire!
10104
Post by: snurl
Hey! Look! They're running away!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
PUL L THE LEVER KRONK!
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
WRONG LEV AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
91771
Post by: FireSkullz2
*After returning fire in the general direction of the enemy*
Guys! I think I got 'em!
100326
Post by: Jacksmiles
Look ma, no hands!
80083
Post by: Retrogamer0001
I should have banged a celebrity...
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What do you mean we have no brakes?!?!
10104
Post by: snurl
Is that a dinosaur?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Look, for the last time pink and blue lycra DOESN'T WORK.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I hate this Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
My Hill.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'm sorry but that's in the wrong thre-
10104
Post by: snurl
Hey look! Free candy!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
What a neeeeerd.
10104
Post by: snurl
Your mom is hawt.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
I'm going outside in a severe thunderstorm!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll show you all I can live on my own!
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Yeah! Let's do this!
10104
Post by: snurl
He never misses.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Why do I care about this god-forsaken Hill again? You know what? I'm going home...
10104
Post by: snurl
Will that be everything?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
RUN THEM DOWN!
19728
Post by: liquidjoshi
I remember when this thread was new.
10104
Post by: snurl
I'm not afraid to spend the night in that place.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Whatever you do, don't look towards the light!
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
They shooting at us!
10104
Post by: snurl
If that's not you making that noise, and I'm not making that noise, then....
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
To the toilet!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
FORWARD MEN! FOR SIGMAR!
10104
Post by: snurl
Where are my glasses?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Welcome to Team Rocket!
10104
Post by: snurl
Why does the floor move?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Who's team am I on?
...
Oh.
10104
Post by: snurl
Do the brakes work?
91468
Post by: War Kitten
What do you mean we're being cut off from the main army by the enemy?
10104
Post by: snurl
I thought you put the cat out.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Dakka.exe has stopped working.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
The front door will be the fastest way in!
10104
Post by: snurl
Lets do that again!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I just rolled a natural 1....
10104
Post by: snurl
Never.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Who put out the light?
10104
Post by: snurl
That was great! Lets do it again!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
FOR THE EMPIRE!
10104
Post by: snurl
It looks safe to me.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Why did I just challenge Kharne?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Hey, the steam summer sale's on!
10104
Post by: snurl
Hey, England just left the EU!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
91468
Post by: War Kitten
This cliff looks completely stable.
10104
Post by: snurl
Are we there yet?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Eldar just got buffed!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I hate Chaos Space Marines.
10104
Post by: snurl
It says, Don't Stand Here.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Execute Article 50.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
WRONG LEVER!
10104
Post by: snurl
It's not loaded.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
What the hell is that thing??
10104
Post by: snurl
Don't inhale until the tip glows...
104637
Post by: Maréchal des Logis Walter
Listen son... Go get the biggest loud hailer you can... with this voice filled with agony... I think I can sing some Death Metal.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Get out of mah swamp
91468
Post by: War Kitten
FETH YOU!
10104
Post by: snurl
See you later.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Let's take our duel to the cliff!
10104
Post by: snurl
No, the poisonous ones have red stripes.
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I feel like going to a Beiber concert.
10104
Post by: snurl
Lets go to the mosh pit.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
That snake isn't poisonous right?
10104
Post by: snurl
It won't make it this far.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Want to hear a blonde joke?
10104
Post by: snurl
Not if I have to explain it three times.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I didn't mean it. Honest!
10104
Post by: snurl
Sure, sure.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Please put the gun down...
10104
Post by: snurl
He doesn't have the hair to pull that trigger...
101997
Post by: SixT4Pixels
"There's always a chance... Right?"
69226
Post by: Selym
I'm telling you, Eldrad, the Avatar is a sure thing. Like, he's made of flippin' molten metal, what's a giant cockroach supposed to do with that? Get heartburn?
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'll put this bit of wood between your toenail, and the game is to kick the door as hard as you can, ok?
10104
Post by: snurl
Who's Grimtooth?
101997
Post by: SixT4Pixels
"I finished high school, that should be enough."
69226
Post by: Selym
Toughness 3? These Eldar are gonna be a cakewalk!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
I'm all outta Senzu beans.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Those are Eldar? I thought they'd be taller..
101997
Post by: SixT4Pixels
"Is it the red wire, or the blue wire?!"
69226
Post by: Selym
Look, a Farseer told me it must be done. You don't argue with people that can see the future!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Go away knife-ear!
10104
Post by: snurl
Let's eat here.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of course we can trust the Dark Eldar....
87301
Post by: lliu
Strap up your bayonets, boys! We can take that Carnifex, it's only got one eye!
10104
Post by: snurl
When I give the signal, throw the first switch!
75411
Post by: Hawky
"Don't worry, it's only 230V~."
87301
Post by: lliu
I just pushed a button.
101997
Post by: SixT4Pixels
I think you're a heretic... Therefore you are a heretic.
69226
Post by: Selym
I, the Avatar of Khaine, shall strike down the Ultramarines' leader!
91286
Post by: WarbossDakka
Wait, my shoelace is untied-
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Uh, Boss?? We iz gettin' shot up!
87301
Post by: lliu
I, the Eldar Autarch of Death, challenge you, Kharn!
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