aka_tizz wrote:Same here. I've finally resorted to letting it grow some half an inch and trim it every few days when it becomes annoying. Besides, makes it look cool, like i have better things to do than give myself a good clean-shave Another word of advice : get a Gillette Fusion : 5 blades and you have to be either really really really dumb or truly suicidal to nick yourself while shaving
Yep. 4 blades for shaving facial hair, and one for shaving off your skin.
Slarg232 wrote:Can't wait to graduate in less than a week. I'm sorry, but when a kid dies, we go to his grave, and my classmates are saying things like "Hey, this is pointless, but we got out of class!" It's not a place I want to be.....
So you're attend a grad school for terminally ill nihilist kids who are soon to graduate?
I am stupified as to your response. Could you Elaborate?
Today? As in it happened today? Or Britain could kick Prussian butt today?
(BTW, the Empires strength was in their Navy. Their military was comparitively meager. Prussia, on the other hand, had a military that would rock your socks)
I need to buy some sort of shelf to place my shampoo bottle when i shower. Normally i put them on the shower door railing
but its the 3rd time it fell on me... on my head , on my collar bone , and on my foot -_-
I was talking to friend about his trip to Australia and he mentioned something about the girls there being allowed to go to the beach's topless (although it might not be as nice as it sounds because Australia has the highest percentage of
obese people). Anyways I'm going to be in New Zealand for 6 months after I graduate and I was wondering if they have a similar thing there.
My history grade
A girl i like at school
Mudkipz
Moar mudkipz
Accidentaly double posting
checkign if my grammer is right
its not
if you havent noticed,i dident spell checking right
When i shoudl kill my self
I am thinking too much about the girl I like. She is going to my prom and she asked me to hers.
I keep thinking that she's not going to reply to my texts that are completely inane but she still does. We've known eachother like a month and when she showed me her prom dress via a picture I called her prettier than the model and she said "thanks. : ) about the dress I mean."
Not sure why I called her prettier than the model. I was feeling eccentric.
Man I'm weird.
I am done with school though, so that's nice. We have senior projects and I am working with a lawyer. I graduate June 12th. Then off to college!
I have BFBC:2 on PC. The game is fun, short singleplayer campaign, not alot of maps (although they are releasing more) and only two factions. Destructible environments makes it interesting. Carl Gustav is the best ever. I'd say if you enjoyed the other bf games then you will like this game.
EDIT: and the unlocks are cool. also 4 classes, engineer, assault, medic (they has MG's) and recon.
Metalunderground.com can confirm from Blabbermouth.net that Ronnie James Dio is NOT DEAD. The news of Ronnie james Dio has just been debunked- supporting that the news originated as a viral hoax
BLABBERMOUTH.NET reached out to Ronnie's wife/manager Wendy Dio, who sent back the following message at approximately 11:35 p.m. PST on Saturday, May 15 / 2:35 a.m. EST on Sunday, May 16:
"I am at the hospital and Ronnie has NOT passed away!!!! He is not doing
good, but he is not dead.
I need release here. I have exams for the next two weeks, a GCSE maths exam after that, and to top it off I hate all
1st and 2nd years; stuckup, cheeky wee buggers is what they are. Headbutting them is a temporary cure. Sorry bout that.
Shadowbrand wrote:I'm afraid its a lil late for that oh well. I will just wear these clothes when I paint, to not risk getting any new clothing ruined.
Yeah sometimes it's better to have designated painting clothes instead of wearing your everyday clothes when painting, I remembered when I use to play warhammer I would always wear this dirty gray hoodie that was so tight on my
neck it felt like I was strangling myself, for paint jobs.
My DVR crapped out on me a week ago. I've spent the entire weekend searching around the internetz finding sites to see my favorite shows online. It really sucks because even though there are less commercials, they don't let you fast-forward through them. At least I didn't miss Fringe and Flash Forward. It's nice to know the internet is good for something other than forums, LOLcatz and Pron.
fallen_wolfborn wrote:I have exams for the next two weeks, a GCSE maths exam after that
I feel your pain. Our exam season has just begun-though I am not taking my GSCE's this year, we still have end of year tests. May I enquire as to which school you attend?
I saw some pictures of some girls I grew up with (but have moved away from) in the newspaper because we are all graduating, and I can't beleive how beautiful some of them have become. I'm kinda angry I missed out on that....
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
You too? Was it constantly getting stuck in the friend zone, or were you just never even in the ball park to begin with?
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
You too? Was it constantly getting stuck in the friend zone, or were you just never even in the ball park to begin with?
Mhm, same here, I never got girls through school. Pubs are much better for that.
The F$*^&%King cat chewed through the cord to my cell phone charger. I'm slowly backsliding into a life without technology. Soon I will wake up to realize that I've forgotten how to make fire or chip a stone into a spearhead...
warpcrafter wrote:The F$*^&%King cat chewed through the cord to my cell phone charger. I'm slowly backsliding into a life without technology. Soon I will wake up to realize that I've forgotten how to make fire or chip a stone into a spearhead...
Strangely enough theres more people nowadays who would feth that up, then actually know how to properly do it...
nintendoeats wrote:
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
You too? Was it constantly getting stuck in the friend zone, or were you just never even in the ball park to begin with?
Oh man, I was so far out of the ball park that I was playing hockey...well video games actually.
Even if I wasn't the biggest nerd in the world, I am...abrasive shall we say? Of course with time I have learned to manage and adapt my callous exterior, but now there are no girls for me to go for. My standards are too high anyway.
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
Give it 2 or 3 years. You'll be saying the opposite quite a bit, believe me.
Woke up last night unable to breathe, had to fight to get air into my lungs. I would probably dismiss this except the wife ha told me I did this a couple of nights ago too.
May have to go to the doctors for the first time in six years.
Mr. Burning wrote:Woke up last night unable to breathe, had to fight to get air into my lungs. I would probably dismiss this except the wife ha told me I did this a couple of nights ago too.
May have to go to the doctors for the first time in six years.
Mr. Burning wrote:Woke up last night unable to breathe, had to fight to get air into my lungs. I would probably dismiss this except the wife ha told me I did this a couple of nights ago too.
May have to go to the doctors for the first time in six years.
That must suck. You don't smoke, do you?
Used to smoke, never heavily even then, but cut right down about 5 or so years ago, I'm a social/event smoker now (thw worst kind !)
I have never ever had any trouble breathing, and whilst I normally pass ailments off, this episode freaked me out a bit.
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Barring a major natural disaster I have a new job. I should be starting 2nd week of June.
I have taken a massive reduction in pay, and will now be working part time but their is a better work environment and I will be able to continue my own self employed projects.
got some stuff i ordered in, enjoying putting the models together.
cooked a test sample of chicken that soaked overnight in a marinade i threw together, and it tasted pretty good, so i'm happy about that, probably have to test the marinade on more things in the future
Mr. Burning wrote:Woke up last night unable to breathe, had to fight to get air into my lungs. I would probably dismiss this except the wife ha told me I did this a couple of nights ago too.
May have to go to the doctors for the first time in six years.
You weren't gagging or anything were you?
When I was younger (about 10) I used to sleep on my back. I had to stop though, as I would swallow my tongue as I slept and then I'd wake up choking and gasping for air. I'd stumble around for nearly 5 of the scariest minutes of my life before It would finally dislodge and I'd collapse against the hallway until I could get my breath back.
Course, then I had a full-blown epilepsy attack, and had absolutely no feeling or motor control in any area of my body for about half an hour after I stopped twitching on the floor, so I had to just lie there practically paralyzed, looking around. Couldn't even move my mouth to talk. That's when I had to go to the hospital, get a couple dozen CT scans and a bunch of other crap involving wires and stuff all plugged into my head, and finally a prescription for like 10 different pills.
It's been gone since I was about 12, but I won't forget those nights. Most terrifying experiences of my 21 year life. I'd seriously recommend getting your brain scanned for any wierd electrical activity though. Could be developing Epilepsy. Youth and middle age are the two agegroups that seem prone to getting it.
nintendoeats wrote:
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
You too? Was it constantly getting stuck in the friend zone, or were you just never even in the ball park to begin with?
Oh man, I was so far out of the ball park that I was playing hockey...well video games actually.
Even if I wasn't the biggest nerd in the world, I am...abrasive shall we say? Of course with time I have learned to manage and adapt my callous exterior, but now there are no girls for me to go for. My standards are too high anyway.
I'm just plain bad with people. I'm not good at making small talk, and when it becomes a discussion about something, I always have to ge tthe last word in, even if it's just me yelling "YEAH? WELL YOU'RE A DICK!!"
But, I am getting better. I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
But, I am getting better. I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.
Good show!
Honestly, it's way better to just ask her out and rejected than to never do it and kick yourself when you think of the opportunity you passed up.
I am really shy and introverted so getting a crush on a girl SUCKED me for me. Hell, it still kind of does. Sooo many opportunities...the worst was when I found out that this one girl that I REALLY liked who was really cute had also liked me a lot, and I fethed that up royally by not having the balls to go up and ask her.
This is from a high school senior, by the way. You're a freshman, aren't you?
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
But, I am getting better. I'm actually gonna ask a girl out tommorow, since today when we I managed to keep my crazy inside and make her think I'm (somewhat) sane.
Good show!
Honestly, it's way better to just ask her out and rejected than to never do it and kick yourself when you think of the opportunity you passed up. I am really shy and introverted so getting a crush on a girl SUCKED me for me. Hell, it still kind of does. Sooo many opportunities...the worst was when I found out that this one girl that I REALLY liked who was really cute had also liked me a lot, and I fethed that up royally by not having the balls to go up and ask her.
This is from a high school senior, by the way. You're a freshman, aren't you?
That's sorta the way I always looked at things. Of the admittidly few people I've asked out, I never beat around the bush. And this has worked to my advantage in that
they said no, but did it polietly but firmly to let me know it wasn't gonna happen.
Course, I've never been good at flirting so that prolly has something to do with it.
I'll let you know how it goes.
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
Hurray! Now you get to experience the crappy part of life! Responsibilities, bills, budgeting, and no summer, spring, or winter breaks and such! Sounds like a blast, no?
I disagree. While it is true that I am not facing all of the responsibilities of adulthood yet, I take my independance over high school any day. I do not miss High School one bit (Well, ok, I miss the abundance of hot girls, but none of them would sleep with me anyway).
Give it 2 or 3 years. You'll be saying the opposite quite a bit, believe me.
HOORAY! Yeah, I know life has just started really, but still, I am AVAY from those people of which I hate oh so very, very much.
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
FETH!!!
That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.
By the way, girls like decisive guys.
Ex:
GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question. Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?" GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."
But don't overthink. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.
Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
FETH!!!
That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.
By the way, girls like decisive guys.
Ex:
GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."
See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD
Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.
Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.
How does this work?
GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!
If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
FETH!!!
That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.
By the way, girls like decisive guys.
Ex:
GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."
See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD
Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.
Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.
How does this work?
GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!
If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.
Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.
Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
FETH!!!
That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.
By the way, girls like decisive guys.
Ex:
GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."
See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD
Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.
Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.
How does this work?
GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!
If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.
Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.
Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.
Honestly I have the most bizarre relationships with girls they start randomly hugging me, talking to me, playing with my hair, drawing cute pictures all over my stuff but anytime, I show initiative they are at first friendly but then
I myself have no luck with the fairer sex. I have asked 3 girls out: one I dated 2 times before being put in the friends category, one who refused flat out, and the other of whom I asked her out, and got rejected by her best friend, as odd as that is.....
I also just realised that even if she does say yes, I have no idea what to do next.
FETH!!!
That's the magic of it! Make it up as you go along.
By the way, girls like decisive guys.
Ex:
GES: "Yo bitch, yous wants to go out on a date wit me." <- Note that this is a statement, not a question.
Girl: "Oh Golden Eyed Scout! Of course! What would you like to do?"
GES: "I'll make it up as I go along."
See, you are calm and collected but at the same time you have the air of confidence and decisiveness. And a bit of rebelliousness and being unrestrained by society. In short, a winner. XD
Have a little idea of what you want to do but don't think about it for more than like 5 minutes. I overthink EVERYTHING. In fact, 100% of the time overthinking ruins it. You know why? Because then your brain tries to talk you out of it, find alternatives/etc.
Just know that you are going to ask her tomorrow and leave it at that. Leaves room for improvisation.
How does this work?
GES: Hey, wanna go out?
Girl: Sure, why not.
GES: Sweet. Wanna see me perform some stand up friday night then go for some dinner later?
Girl: Sounds cool, could you pick me up?
GES: No problem baby, I got the Land Whale. I can take you and nine friends!
If it doesn't go exactly like that, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna never ask anyone out again from embarassment.
Haha, that's good!
And again, if you're actually doing stand up then you should be good at improv. The Land Whale comment was pretty funny.
Girls aren't as shallow as you are, trust me. The problem is that you think that they see you through the same lens that you see them. Not so.
Honestly I have the most bizarre relationships with girls they start randomly hugging me, talking to me, playing with my hair, drawing cute pictures all over my stuff but anytime, I show initiative they are at first friendly but then
they seem to lose interest.
Sometimes they'll even sleep with me!!! But they have no interest in being friends or having sex. Also the girl's I mention in the original quote range from ugly to absolutely fething gorgeous (I sometimes get high fives
Having "long conversations" with girls before gettin' down to bidness is putting the cart in front of the horse, so to speak. But, it also depends on one's age. As I've gotten older, I've followed more of a "No Peter, no problem" philosophy, with limitations on the obvious (i.e. obesity, harelips, lobotomy scars, etc.)
If you have Edward James Olmos skin, then chloroform is the way to go. But, white wine is cheaper and chicks usually like it.
I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.
GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)
GES: In that case, i apoligize for wasting your time, may you have a good day.
I walk away, and see my buddies. They are all wearing looks of disappointment that are even bigger then mine.
This is how our conversation went the rest of gym class.
Ian: I honestly thought you had a chance.
GES: As did i.
Matt: Well, you can't really be mad at yourself. She was flirting with you. What the hell were you supposed to expect?
Shak: I can set you up on a date with one of my...
GES: NO! I siad no dammit. I appreciate the concern, but I don't need you to set me up on a blind date.
He then leaves to go talk to her.
As we leave, he comes up and reveals what they talked about.
Shak: She said if she wasn't in a relationship, she would og out with you.
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
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metallifan wrote:I'm a guy, though Sometimes I like to get dressed up in heels and...
Go to bars and tell all the big strong men to call you Mrs. Chaffers?
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
Um. Yeeeeeaaah.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Seriously though, good on you for having the stones to try. (Might want to lay off on further analogies in her presence though)
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
As we leave, he comes up and reveals what they talked about.
Shak: She said if she wasn't in a relationship, she would og out with you.
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
Did it ever occur to you that if "they inevitably break up over something stupid" at the end of the month then chances are that you too, if you succeed in attaining a relationship with this girl, will also break up over something stupid at the end of the month?
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
Um. Yeeeeeaaah.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Seriously though, good on you for having the stones to try. (Might want to lay off on further analogies in her presence though)
I didn't use the analogy in her presence. I'm still putting up the front of a (relatively) sane person to impress her remember.
I also subscribe to the school of "all in, balls out." If you're gonna do something, don't half ass it.
Nightwatch wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
As we leave, he comes up and reveals what they talked about.
Shak: She said if she wasn't in a relationship, she would go out with you.
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
Did it ever occur to you that if "they inevitably break up over something stupid" at the end of the month then chances are that you too, if you succeed in attaining a relationship with this girl, will also break up over something stupid at the end of the month?
I'm fifteen. Did you expect anything other then that kind of relationship? I'm assuming you meant a sexual one, as well.
Ha. Not at all. But it's always nice to see someone going for long-term for a change.
I personally see all such relationships as utterly pointless, even as a means for temporary satisfaction and bragging rights ("I've got a girlfriend and you don't!") because a few weeks later when you look back on it, you realize you just wasted a chunk of your life that could have been spent improving yourself in some way that will make it count when you actually want to enter a serious one. Just my thoughts.
I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.
GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)
GES: In that case, i apoligize for wasting your time, may you have a good day.
I walk away, and see my buddies. They are all wearing looks of disappointment that are even bigger then mine.
This is how our conversation went the rest of gym class.
Ian: I honestly thought you had a chance.
GES: As did i.
Matt: Well, you can't really be mad at yourself. She was flirting with you. What the hell were you supposed to expect?
Shak: I can set you up on a date with one of my...
GES: NO! I siad no dammit. I appreciate the concern, but I don't need you to set me up on a blind date.
He then leaves to go talk to her.
As we leave, he comes up and reveals what they talked about.
Shak: She said if she wasn't in a relationship, she would og out with you.
GES: Guess I'll just have to wait for the end of the month when they inevitably break up over something stupid. Then I swoop in like a vulture an pick the remains...
Shak: That is an all together disturbing and appropriate analogy.
GES: Kinda why I used it.
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metallifan wrote:I'm a guy, though Sometimes I like to get dressed up in heels and...
Go to bars and tell all the big strong men to call you Mrs. Chaffers?
Me too, me too.
Well since you're still single I don't have to worry about getting jealous, unless this girl was absolutely hideous then I wouldn't care if you had a romance or not.
Cheesecat wrote:If she's old enough to pee, then that's good enough for me.
If there's fluff above her muff, then she's old enough.
One for each.
@ GES- Sorry to hear that, brosef. Better luck next time. Anyway, don't get too worried. There are many more figurative fish in the figurative sea. If you know what I mean.
Anyway, onto my life.
So yeah, next week I am going to two proms with the girl I like. We go to different schools, I am going to hers and she is going to mine. For some reason I can't shake the feeling that she doesn't like me. But at the same time, she invited me to her prom so she has to kind of like me, you know?
This is where the me thinking too much comes in. Maybe if I knock myself out I would stop/maybe if I go watch some pr0n I'd stop thinking about it.
So yeah, next week I am going to two proms with the girl I like. We go to different schools, I am going to hers and she is going to mine. For some reason I can't shake the feeling that she doesn't like me. But at the same time, she invited me to her prom so she has to kind of like me, you know?
This is where the me thinking too much comes in. Maybe if I knock myself out I would stop/maybe if I go watch some pr0n I'd stop thinking about it.
Or she could be desperate to have someone to go to prom with, and you're the hottest guy she could find.
Cheesecat wrote:If she's old enough to pee, then that's good enough for me.
If there's fluff above her muff, then she's old enough.
One for each.
@ GES- Sorry to hear that, brosef. Better luck next time. Anyway, don't get too worried. There are many more figurative fish in the figurative sea. If you know what I mean.
Anyway, onto my life.
So yeah, next week I am going to two proms with the girl I like. We go to different schools, I am going to hers and she is going to mine. For some reason I can't shake the feeling that she doesn't like me. But at the same time, she invited me to her prom so she has to kind of like me, you know?
This is where the me thinking too much comes in. Maybe if I knock myself out I would stop/maybe if I go watch some pr0n I'd stop thinking about it.
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
GES, I went through the same last year. Being 12 sucked.
Basically she did the whole 'oh you know my schedule is really busy this summer and I just don't feel like it'
Now I'm trying to do the same again...oh gawd
Nailbiting and sweating,
Mr. Self Destruct
Tilean Bastard wrote:My new signature is the best. even though no one here gets it.
Care to let us in on the joke?
Well I belong to another online community and we often chat on a voice program called mumble and one day I just started to randomly talk about beef jerky and this other member said that line in a mafia-ish voice and it was forever cemented into my brain.
Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
Cheesecat wrote:If she's old enough to pee, then that's good enough for me.
If there's fluff above her muff, then she's old enough.
One for each.
@ GES- Sorry to hear that, brosef. Better luck next time. Anyway, don't get too worried. There are many more figurative fish in the figurative sea. If you know what I mean.
Anyway, onto my life.
So yeah, next week I am going to two proms with the girl I like. We go to different schools, I am going to hers and she is going to mine. For some reason I can't shake the feeling that she doesn't like me. But at the same time, she invited me to her prom so she has to kind of like me, you know?
This is where the me thinking too much comes in. Maybe if I knock myself out I would stop/maybe if I go watch some pr0n I'd stop thinking about it.
Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?
Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?
Haha, not exactly as I go to a private school. What's worse, the girl whose prom I am going to goes to a Catholic school. Yessir. It's funny because they have all these rules about what to wear and what not to wear. I felt like I was transported to the Victorian era for a moment.
I am going to St. Edward's. It's a small liberal arts school in Austin Texas. I am really looking forward to it.
Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
You're lucky to be in SoCal, in Missouri we have things like morality and abstinence and crap like that blah blah blah. Where you going to college?
Haha, not exactly as I go to a private school. What's worse, the girl whose prom I am going to goes to a Catholic school. Yessir. It's funny because they have all these rules about what to wear and what not to wear. I felt like I was transported to the Victorian era for a moment.
I am going to St. Edward's. It's a small liberal arts school in Austin Texas. I am really looking forward to it.
Private school? yech! Dress codes are not cool.
Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them
Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them
Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.
Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them
Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.
Well, try not to have too much fun. Don't let the T-cips get to ya either. I can't stand the Longhorns.
Dude, Austin is crazy, I have a friend who lives right out side of there and another friend who frequents Austin when he isn't busy in Galveston. "Keep Ausitn Wierd" definitely isn't a slogan, it's a way of life for those people. I'm sure Stephen F. Austin would be happy with them
Yeah, Austin is pretty awesome. I am really looking forward to going there. I am going to visit there this summer and get all my classes and whatnot together. Then in August, I'm there for good. It's going to be nice to get out of state. A ton of people from my grade are staying in California.
Well, try not to have too much fun. Don't let the T-cips get to ya either. I can't stand the Longhorns.
I made a bet on Tuesday night that if the Orlando Magic lost to the Celtics I would wrestle a gator. Well, they lost. Guess who wrestled a gator today?
I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.
GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)
GES: So what? I don't give a feth about that guy. Let's hook up. It's your life, right? He doesn't own you.
So, now when she says "No" - and she would - her weekend with Mr.X is going to be him trying to figure out why she is being the queen B to him, leading to their break up sometime on or around Monday at lunch. GES then steps into the breech on Wednesday/Thursday, takes her out Friday. Again Saturday, and without doubt, whips it out.
I asked her out in gym. The following conversation has not been edited.
GES: Hey, you doing anything this weekend or next?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
GES: I believe that is why I asked if you were doing anything this weekend or next, yes.
Girl: I'm sorry, I really really am, but I have a boyfriend. (Proceeds to show me a text to prove this.)
GES: So what? I don't give a feth about that guy. Let's hook up. It's your life, right? He doesn't own you.
So, now when she says "No" - and she would - her weekend with Mr.X is going to be him trying to figure out why she is being the queen B to him, leading to their break up sometime on or around Monday at lunch. GES then steps into the breech on Wednesday/Thursday, takes her out Friday. Again Saturday, and without doubt, whips it out, so he can carry it home, detached
I am fething pissed. I had my talen show today, and was the first act up, which isn't what pissed me off.
I did my entrance, which consisted of me running ariund and trying to get people to get pumped up for the next acts.
Nobody felt like being pumped up. I then went onstage, and told two jokes, each about a minute long. I then got a cue from one of the emcees that I needed to finish, and quickly.
WTF? I told two jokes, and you already want me off? I'm supposed to be here fr awhile to get people cranked up.
I finish my set. I walk off. I am pissed because not only were people rude during my set, but because I was not allowed to finish the set at my own pace.
I then get called out agian for a one liner. I do this, and walk off once again. Slightly less pissed because people weren't as big dicks as they were before.
About thirtry minutes later, I'm relaxing with a few of the other performers. I then get called out a third time to stall for time (which wasn't supposed to happen.)
I perform the rest of my set, and get out, not even bother to bow or thank people, because they were being rude dickheads.
I then help one of the other performers, and get to witness how big a dick the audience really is.
My buddy Eric is playing classical musci on his guitar, and doing very well. Throughout the performance, people are shingin cell phones to try an dblind him, or trying to interfere with the mike.
The same happened when my friend Zach went to perfrom on the piano.
I spent hours practicing, an entire year writing jokes, and ended up getting ten mintes of utter disrespect by a bunch of fine young urbanites who only wanted to listen to some crappy rap music.
Well, I walked from my local GW home, it took about an hour. It was nice to not really think about much other than getting home and relaxing and getting a drink. It was kinda hot out but it was refreshing to not be thinking about if this girl likes me or not, or something else that's probably just as stupid or even more stupid.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.
People are dicks, get used to it.
I know that, I just didn't think they would carry that attitude over into a high school talent show.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I just can't understand why someone would act that why to someon who's trying to make them laugh or to make their life a little less sucky.
People are dicks, get used to it.
I know that, I just didn't think they would carry that attitude over into a high school talent show.
It's sad, but it is all too true. I watched my HSFB career end to a bucnh of trashtalking dickholes form KC. I was about to throat chop their center.
But whatever, can't let them bother you, hecklers are an epidemic for comedians. Got to turn it against them.
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Vladsimpaler wrote:
Stormrider wrote:
Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious.
Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me.
This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
Stormrider wrote: Yes, the old Prom. What a disappointment factory that was for me. I had a date, she then proceeded to get the "I don't feel good " act going. She didn't dance to the music I like and I DON'T dance to rap music. *Sigh* Let's just say the fornication meter was on -3.
Haha, last year's prom was hilarious. Why? Because I asked the best friend of a girl that rejected me. In short, it was a "feth you" to the girl that rejected me. This year? Who knows. Nothing will probably happen but it's all good. That's what college is for. High school is just the warm-up lap.
feth her best friend and go "HaHa bitch!"
Feth her sister and video tape it, and then send it to her saying she fethed you so much better the she ever did.
If there is one person in the entire world that can ruin my day, it's my mom.
Without fail. She stresses me out so fething much. I can't fething take it. She is ruining our family.
She wants us to get our house painted so she started removing bookshelves. For no reason, and our house looks fine.
We're having a garage sale tomorrow, and she is tearing the house apart. It fething pisses me off. And when she gets angry, which she does a lot, she yells at my brother and me and makes living unpleasant.
I hate that stupid bitch. I could go my entire life without ever speaking to her again. I don't even want to go to her funeral.
Slarg232 wrote:I am not going to lie, the twenty three year old hair dresser at the place I get my hair done regularily is kinda hot....... too bad I'm only 18.
You're lucky the hairdresser I had was nice and talkative, but was obese and had this annoying habit of pressing her genitalia wherever my hand was.
Playing final fantasy 13. played it for rougly a week and still one the 2nd disc and not halfway through.
But it is fun. with auto attack its easy to know what to use when.
But the hard part is roles.
I don't think I've gone through the day without a "That's what she said!" crack every 10 minutes.
That, and I now know what a White Dragon is. God help humanity, becuase the internet has fethed it up.
I hate how pet stores here put the importance of selling a lot above the animal's health. I just went to 2 of them (to get some crickets) and both had some animals in horrible circumstances. (think desert animal stuffed into a tropical enclosure which will most likely kill it within a week). If you don't know or want to house animals that are some more work, or require some form of brain activity, don't get them you fethwits.
I'm sick of my crappy work ethic, I want to get some essay plans out of the way early but I just end up on here and YouTube: I know I won't work on them until the last minute.
I'm also made at my complete inability to relate to certain women, namely normal ones that I might find attractive I get along with the uggos just fine.
I'm sure that I am bipolar. For the last day and a half, I have been super depressed for no real reason. But a couple days before that, I was super hyper and whatnot.
This has gone on for the last 2 years or so, so it's not just a phase which I originally thought that it was.
Vladsimpaler wrote:I'm sure that I am bipolar. For the last day and a half, I have been super depressed for no real reason. But a couple days before that, I was super hyper and whatnot.
This has gone on for the last 2 years or so, so it's not just a phase which I originally thought that it was.
Bipolar? never heard it called that. i thought it was called life?
Slarg232 wrote:I am not going to lie, the twenty three year old hair dresser at the place I get my hair done regularily is kinda hot....... too bad I'm only 18.
You're lucky the hairdresser I had was nice and talkative, but was obese and had this annoying habit of pressing her genitalia wherever my hand was.
I'm sorry. But if it's worth anything she isn't MY hairdresser, she just works at the place I get my hair done.
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Vladsimpaler wrote:If there is one person in the entire world that can ruin my day, it's my mom.
Without fail. She stresses me out so fething much. I can't fething take it. She is ruining our family.
She wants us to get our house painted so she started removing bookshelves. For no reason, and our house looks fine.
We're having a garage sale tomorrow, and she is tearing the house apart. It fething pisses me off. And when she gets angry, which she does a lot, she yells at my brother and me and makes living unpleasant.
I hate that stupid bitch. I could go my entire life without ever speaking to her again. I don't even want to go to her funeral.
I know what you mean, for some reason my family, mostly my dad in particular, seems to be wanted to tear eachothers heads off. I have no idea what started this, but it's fething pissing me off. You can barely finish a sentence in my house right now without my dad ripping your head off. I've almost gotten to the point where I am actually telling my dad to sit down and shut up, but I dont think that will go over very well....
Vladsimpaler wrote:If there is one person in the entire world that can ruin my day, it's my mom.
Without fail. She stresses me out so fething much. I can't fething take it. She is ruining our family.
She wants us to get our house painted so she started removing bookshelves. For no reason, and our house looks fine.
We're having a garage sale tomorrow, and she is tearing the house apart. It fething pisses me off. And when she gets angry, which she does a lot, she yells at my brother and me and makes living unpleasant.
I hate that stupid bitch. I could go my entire life without ever speaking to her again. I don't even want to go to her funeral.
I know what you mean, for some reason my family, mostly my dad in particular, seems to be wanted to tear eachothers heads off. I have no idea what started this, but it's fething pissing me off. You can barely finish a sentence in my house right now without my dad ripping your head off. I've almost gotten to the point where I am actually telling my dad to sit down and shut up, but I dont think that will go over very well....
I get that same reaction from my mom and one of my older brothers.
Everyday, whenever i sit down to do my homework after school, one of them yells out my name, because i need to
A) Walk dogs.
B) Clean kitty litter.
C) Vaccum some part of the house.
D) Find something that they misplaced.
E) Bring food over to an elderly neighbor.
Or some other chore cause they're too lazy to do it themselves. And saying I ahve homework doesn't work.
I get on facebok for five minutes to talk to a friend that lives in Jersey. She yells at me for indulging in that.
She then goes on for four goddamned hours to talk to people that she sees at work everyday, or to talk about Glee.
She and my brother complain about me using dakka. I've tried telling them that the reason for this is because the threads on dakka (for the most part) are intellectually stimulating,
more so then talking to the jackasses at my school.
My parents also constantly fight with my brother, leaving me to play peacemaker, which also constantly fails.
Hence why i plan on severing as many ties with my hometown as possible after high school. Other then a phone call home once a month and a visit once a year, I'm gone baby, gone.
Vladsimpaler wrote:If there is one person in the entire world that can ruin my day, it's my mom.
Without fail. She stresses me out so fething much. I can't fething take it. She is ruining our family.
She wants us to get our house painted so she started removing bookshelves. For no reason, and our house looks fine.
We're having a garage sale tomorrow, and she is tearing the house apart. It fething pisses me off. And when she gets angry, which she does a lot, she yells at my brother and me and makes living unpleasant.
I hate that stupid bitch. I could go my entire life without ever speaking to her again. I don't even want to go to her funeral.
I know what you mean, for some reason my family, mostly my dad in particular, seems to be wanted to tear eachothers heads off. I have no idea what started this, but it's fething pissing me off. You can barely finish a sentence in my house right now without my dad ripping your head off. I've almost gotten to the point where I am actually telling my dad to sit down and shut up, but I dont think that will go over very well....
I get that same reaction from my mom and one of my older brothers.
Everyday, whenever i sit down to do my homework after school, one of them yells out my name, because i need to
A) Walk dogs.
B) Clean kitty litter.
C) Vaccum some part of the house.
D) Find something that they misplaced.
E) Bring food over to an elderly neighbor.
Or some other chore cause they're too lazy to do it themselves. And saying I ahve homework doesn't work.
I get on facebok for five minutes to talk to a friend that lives in Jersey. She yells at me for indulging in that.
She then goes on for four goddamned hours to talk to people that she sees at work everyday, or to talk about Glee.
She and my brother complain about me using dakka. I've tried telling them that the reason for this is because the threads on dakka (for the most part) are intellectually stimulating,
more so then talking to the jackasses at my school.
My parents also constantly fight with my brother, leaving me to play peacemaker, which also constantly fails.
Hence why i plan on severing as many ties with my hometown as possible after high school. Other then a phone call home once a month and a visit once a year, I'm gone baby, gone.
Amen. I am staying here to work, and work on an idea I have had (which, if it doesn't work, I'm in the hole a hundred bucks, but if it does, I should be rich beyond wildest dreams), but after that, I am gone and I ain't looking back. Women here are terrible, almost everyone is too stupid to tie their shoes, and everyone talks gak and no one backs it up..... and that's not just the high schoolers. I hate small towns....
Yeah, small towns suck. But it's been good for me, that much I realise.
Despite being a small town, and in the ass end of Parts Unknown, I've learned alot from this place.
1) If you got something to say, say it.
2) Speak softly, and carry a big stick.
3) Figure out who's important. Half of their attention will be better then all of anyone elses.
4) Make your own entertainment.
5) Make yourself happy, then worry about other people.
I hate it whne i become like aware of myself. I dont know how to explain it. its weird. Like i think. Omg this is me. I wonder if anyone knows what i mean. i doupt it.
Families suck sometimes: as the youngest and weediest, I'm pretty much everyone's punching bag (except for dad, he's cool). They all forgot my birthday last year. I've already decided I'm changing my name to what my dad wanted to call me when I'm old enough.
Da Boss wrote:My mind is pleasantly blank at the moment, after a week with 4 flights, 2 job interviews and my regular teaching load all bundled together.
I got a job though, so I'm moving to the UK in a while
I find it interesting that the most popular bands in metal and rock and roll are from my parents time. like black sabbaath and rolling stones. But rap and r&b to a lesser extent. seems to not last long. they tend to have 3 years only.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Ever have a sneeze in the back of your nose for like an hour that just won't come out?
Gawd they suck.
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
I am about to go to my post-grad party, at which there will be a hot tub. I am carrying two swimming trunks, one to wear, and one to get wet and put on the side of the hot tub. That hot tub will be mine!
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Ever have a sneeze in the back of your nose for like an hour that just won't come out?
Gawd they suck.
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
I am about to go to my post-grad party, at which there will be a hot tub. I am carrying two swimming trunks, one to wear, and one to get wet and put on the side of the hot tub. That hot tub will be mine!
Vladsimpaler wrote:I'm sure that I am bipolar. For the last day and a half, I have been super depressed for no real reason. But a couple days before that, I was super hyper and whatnot.
This has gone on for the last 2 years or so, so it's not just a phase which I originally thought that it was.
Man, I wonder if you actually do... but most people will call you "fashionable"
I just got done reading Devin's review of the series finale of Lost on CHUD.com, and the ending was exactly what I thought it would be. Man, am I glad I stopped watching that stupid show in the middle of the second season.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Ever have a sneeze in the back of your nose for like an hour that just won't come out?
Gawd they suck.
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
I am about to go to my post-grad party, at which there will be a hot tub. I am carrying two swimming trunks, one to wear, and one to get wet and put on the side of the hot tub. That hot tub will be mine!
Why not just freeball it?
I didn't do it, The cheese didn't agree with me, and I started throwing up. I think I am lactose Intolerant, I have been having problems eating dairy products for a while.
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I have just found the origin of the Mudkips meme....kill me....I don't want to live with this knowledge...
Vladsimpaler wrote:I'm sure that I am bipolar. For the last day and a half, I have been super depressed for no real reason. But a couple days before that, I was super hyper and whatnot.
This has gone on for the last 2 years or so, so it's not just a phase which I originally thought that it was.
Man, I wonder if you actually do... but most people will call you "fashionable"
Really?
Also, what do you mean by 'fashionable'? Haha
I'm really worried that I'm going to go into a depressive state for the two proms I am going to. They are this upcoming Thursday and Sunday. Luckily I haven't had a sort of manic phase yet.
Vladsimpaler wrote:I'm sure that I am bipolar. For the last day and a half, I have been super depressed for no real reason. But a couple days before that, I was super hyper and whatnot.
This has gone on for the last 2 years or so, so it's not just a phase which I originally thought that it was.
Man, I wonder if you actually do... but most people will call you "fashionable"
Really?
Also, what do you mean by 'fashionable'? Haha
I'm really worried that I'm going to go into a depressive state for the two proms I am going to. They are this upcoming Thursday and Sunday. Luckily I haven't had a sort of manic phase yet.
Well when it comes to self-diagnosis, bi-polar once was what autism might be today... not to detract from the diseases, but a lot of people won't take self-diagnoses seriously as they're so common amongst the socially mal-aligned, if y'get me?
I mean, for e.g. I could swear I am on the spectrum at times... whether I am, I dunno.
I also get depressed for no reason, but I wouldn't attribute that to bi-polar.
Henners91 wrote:
Well when it comes to self-diagnosis, bi-polar once was what autism might be today... not to detract from the diseases, but a lot of people won't take self-diagnoses seriously as they're so common amongst the socially mal-aligned, if y'get me?
I mean, for e.g. I could swear I am on the spectrum at times... whether I am, I dunno.
I also get depressed for no reason, but I wouldn't attribute that to bi-polar.
Still, go see a shrink?
Interesting, I definitely didn't know that thinking that you have a disorder was popular, haha Learn something new everyday!
And maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Who knows. I'm still probably gonna go see a psychologist, just in case.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
Early in the show I made a joke that insiuated I was gay. Partway through the show, a male, in full costume, danced to Beyonce Single Ladies.
I then came out, and completed the joke stating "We're going to Vermont this weekend to tie the knot."
Apparently, his brother wants to fight me because of it.
I hope he does. I really do.
I want him to want to hurt me. I want him to think he can. And then I want to break his hand, wrist, and arm.
In that order.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
Early in the show I made a joke that insiuated I was gay. Partway through the show, a male, in full costume, danced to Beyonce Single Ladies.
I then came out, and completed the joke stating "We're going to Vermont this weekend to tie the knot."
Apparently, his brother wants to fight me because of it.
I hope he does. I really do.
I want him to want to hurt me. I want him to think he can. And then I want to break his hand, wrist, and arm.
In that order.
Didn't you say you were bi.
And if you are kiss him and see if his brain explodes
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Also, apparently someone at my school wants to start some gak because of some of the jokes I amde at my schools talent show.
Good. Let them start something, cause I'll sure as s**t be ready to finish.
Oh? Do tell.
Early in the show I made a joke that insiuated I was gay. Partway through the show, a male, in full costume, danced to Beyonce Single Ladies.
I then came out, and completed the joke stating "We're going to Vermont this weekend to tie the knot."
Apparently, his brother wants to fight me because of it.
I hope he does. I really do.
I want him to want to hurt me. I want him to think he can. And then I want to break his hand, wrist, and arm.
In that order.
Why does his brother want to start a fight? Does he feel humiliated or something?
Fights are incredibly fun. Especially if you get your lip busted, it gives you something interesting to poke at with your tongue for a week or so and best of all it bleeds like someone cut out your tongue. It's one hell of a rush.
Personally I find the best way to humiliate someone is to take off their shoe and beat them with it until the logo on the bottom transfers.
Meh, I don't do fights myself because I know I'll get beaten into the ground. Doesn't stop me getting beaten up though.
I do scare most people off with my 'legion' personalities though.
I don't do fights because ill just run. I got better things to do then risk getting hurt. Although if I got cornered I'd probably pull a Varg Vikernes and stab them a good few dozen times.
Besides the penal system is a joke these days. "oh noes I go to jail with a flat screen TV and steak dinners once a week...."
The big problem is I have braces. Nothing feels quite as good as having shards of metal pierce your gums and lips and make your face even more fethed up then it already is.
Also, they outnumber me by a good four to one. I may be one dirty fighting, unfair, uncaring asskicker, but I can only hit so many people or lock them in so many
pain compliance holds at a time.
Other then those problems, I'm pretty good.
Also, his brother wants to fight me apparently becuase I offended the family honor or something.
But na interesting development is that the guy i made the joke about got his butt kicked today.
Most likely by the dozens of redneck homophobes at the school.
I have one tip for whomever ends up in a fight, I've only used it once, and haven't had a fight once.
If the guy your fighting, even for just a second or 2, ends up on the ground, jump on one of their limbs. I broke a bullies leg this way and was never picked on ever again.
We were horsing around and he tripped, and landed on my knee. It pops up about fifteen degrees more then it's supposed to go.
I yank my leg out from underneath him (and pop it back in in the process.) before the knee cap had a chance to roll.
I only had to wear a soft cast for a week, but I still have some trouble in my knee because of it. And this is from when i was six or seven years old.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My brother busted my leg like that actaully.
We were horsing around and he tripped, and landed on my knee. It pops up about fifteen degrees more then it's supposed to go.
I yank my leg out from underneath him (and pop it back in in the process.) before the knee cap had a chance to roll.
I only had to wear a soft cast for a week, but I still have some trouble in my knee because of it. And this is from when i was six or seven years old.
Whats on my mind? Well for starters... there is the donkey cave of a neighbor of mine and his obnoxious wife. And then there is the hellhole that is the work day of a social worker.... Huzzah for chasing mad kids around and getting dragged into meetings with dull pll and more paperwork afterward
Soladrin wrote:I have one tip for whomever ends up in a fight, I've only used it once, and haven't had a fight once.
If the guy your fighting, even for just a second or 2, ends up on the ground, jump on one of their limbs. I broke a bullies leg this way and was never picked on ever again.
only problem with that tactic is that in the US, if you do that, and someone wants to go to court over it, you'll be facing a minimum of "Attempted Murder" as a federal offense. Something to do with hitting "defenseless" people while they are on the ground or some such
I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?
garret wrote:I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?
Go tell him to listen to Pantera's "Cowboys From Hell" or ask "Well if metal sucks so much then what do you listen to?".
garret wrote:I am tired of a friend of mine saying how much metal sucks. he says all they do is play on chord and that it isnt fast. he also says lyrics are dumb.
Any comebacks i could use?
Well tell him that alternative rock sucks cause they all sing with nasally voices, therefore they sing with there nose not their voice, plus they sound like and act like girls.
garret wrote:He listen to bands like muse and vampire weekend.
I fething LOVE METAL, but I like Muse (a great pants crowbar for the ladies) and I despise Vampire Weekend (utter drivel).
As for fighting, fight dirty (especially when outnumbered), fistfighting isn't honorable unless it's boxing. I haven't been in a fight in ages, mainly because I was one of the strongest guys on our FB team in HS.
Break and dislocate fingers, ankles, wrists, bite if you must, kick the sides of knees, groin kicks, throat chops, claw at their eyes. Nobody wants to fight a madman, they've got nothing to lose. If they attack you, feth 'em, they started it.
I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.
garret wrote:I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.
Tell him that rage is an emotion, or will he deny truth?
garret wrote:I try to tell him stuff like "it is not the music it is the message i like"
Or
"It is about the emotion behind a song"
another problem he goes on sights that show how they play and show how simple it is to play.
"Well tell him that alternative rock sucks cause they all sing with nasally voices, therefore they sing with there nose not their voice, plus they sound like and act like girls."
Well done everyone, well done. If we keep it together for just a few more weeks, we can break 100. Come on people, pull it together
so we can reach that wonderful landmark!
Bah. I would run but they would return to find their women stolen and the elderly and children BRUTALLY murdered in the name of the allfather.
They would also find their fridge empty!
Yes sounds like a plan, add some town burning, raping of nuns AND drinking of all their beer THEN are we talking. And a burning Shadowbrand signature on the nearby hillside
I am in an exceedingly bad mood.
Firstly, as far as badly designed kit's go the Iron warriors conversion kit is right up their with the Thunderfire cannon and Sanguinary guard wings. The torso's don't fit onto plastic legs without major clipping, the metal head's have trouble fitting into the slot, and the way the lascannon is designed to fit is just bad. My fingers are now stuck together with far too much super glue and pulling them apart is quite painful.
Secondly, and this is even more grumble inducing-why do teenagers always want to know who you like? Yes, mister rapper-wannabe , I do have an infatuation towards a girl that soesn't mean you have to know who it is. It's my private life, idiot. Thats why it has the word 'private' in it-though you probably thought that was another word for a penis.
Yes, you can call my waambulance now .
I'm a pretty mellow dude. I can get good and mad sometimes over significant issuess, but it's always a small burn.
However, if I'm in a restaraunt, and you're in the booth next to me, and you chew with your mouth open, smacking your lips like you have some type of terrible maw instead of a mouth, will drive me into a psycopathic homicidal rage. Seriously, eat with your mouth closed so we don't have to hear your lips smacking a death knell for the poor food inside. If this goes on too long, I'll stuff your spleen down your throat.
Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:And another friend has decided they don't want to be my friend anymore. 2nd time this month, I see a trend forming.
That happened with me. I had two friends back in 7th grade to whom I would have given my life for in a heartbeat, but one started hanging out with the popular, "You do what we want you to or you can't hang with us" crowd, and the other started becoming the kind of guy where if your not useful to him at the moment, he wouldn't talk to you. It sucked so much for the longest time.
I fethed up big time. I hate procarastinating. If i work hard i can still graduate. I am giving up all games until final week. All my time will be for missing project or stuff along that line. God i think i might have a panice attack.
garret wrote:I fethed up big time. I hate procarastinating. If i work hard i can still graduate. I am giving up all games until final week. All my time will be for missing project or stuff along that line. God i think i might have a panice attack.
Good luck man, If you ask them, I'm sure the Ruinous Powers would be willing to help you with that.
And another friend has decided they don't want to be my friend anymore. 2nd time this month, I see a trend forming.
Personally I despise Nu Metal. But if Slipknot makes you happy then I suppose there's no harm. I'll just listen to my Pantera, Iron Maiden and Motorhead.
garret wrote:I fethed up big time. I hate procarastinating. If i work hard i can still graduate. I am giving up all games until final week. All my time will be for missing project or stuff along that line. God i think i might have a panice attack.
Good luck man, If you ask them, I'm sure the Ruinous Powers would be willing to help you with that.
I got it know. i got memeorial day to work on thing. really after friday things wont be so bad.
I just nearly had a breakdown. Im going to enjoy my trip today then get back to home and work on my 2 papers.
garret wrote:I fethed up big time. I hate procarastinating. If i work hard i can still graduate. I am giving up all games until final week. All my time will be for missing project or stuff along that line. God i think i might have a panice attack.
Good luck man, If you ask them, I'm sure the Ruinous Powers would be willing to help you with that.
I got it know. i got memeorial day to work on thing. really after friday things wont be so bad.
I just nearly had a breakdown. Im going to enjoy my trip today then get back to home and work on my 2 papers.
Contrary to yesterdays post, today has been f'en amazing.
Firstly, I recieved a hug from the girl I like. It wasn't very long, but it was a tender moment. As affection is something that doen't often come to me, I was quite dumbstruck. But in a good way.
Second up, and far more surreal, it turns out I was nearly named after a Primarch. My Grandfarther (who I'm starting to think isn't actually my Grandfarther, but thats another story) apparently wanted to name me Mortarion. I kind of think it suits me. So yeah, alls good in Fauntleroy land folks!
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Contrary to yesterdays post, today has been f'en amazing.
Firstly, I recieved a hug from the girl I like. It wasn't very long, but it was a tender moment. As affection is something that doen't often come to me, I was quite dumbstruck. But in a good way.
Second up, and far more surreal, it turns out I was nearly named after a Primarch. My Grandfarther (who I'm starting to think isn't actually my Grandfarther, but thats another story) apparently wanted to name me Mortarion. I kind of think it suits me. So yeah, alls good in Fauntleroy land folks!
Nice, glad to see that today has been good for some one. My day hasn't been "Bad", it has been messed up, however.
Firstly: I had a dream where I was in a 300 type of situation, but no one had invented sheilds yet. So I told them to give me a peice of wood with a handle on it, and that made me a superb warrior. In the dream, this girl I had a crush on forever was watching me, but she wasn't apart of the dream, I saw her on a chair just kinda watching me, but she wasn't there. It's hard to explain.
Secondly: My dad wants to get back into WH40K, even though he just doesn't like the game anymore. He even wants to play the Tau again, even though he always said the Tau sucked.
Thirdly: It started raining, and the rain is coming from the wrong direction. Usually it comes from the right of my back door (bad with directions, sorry) but today it's coming from the left.
)
and meeting new people, oh and also all the cute girls 
(which I'll never get to sleep with 
with me!!! 
But they have no interest in being friends or having sex. 
. Also garret what type of metal do you listen to black, thrash, glam, folk, viking, etc, etc...? 
