Lord-Loss wrote:I've discovered a new talent. The ability to put of revising when I have a Important GCSE Physics exam tomorow.

I swear I never learnt half this stuff! I now see that reading In the back of the room during Physics wasn't a very good idea.

F.I.N.A.L.S.

feth! I Never Actually Learned this gak

I never learned anything in school.


I guess ill keep posting about my mood. I'm very much less enraged then I was last night, now I just want to sleep, eat then hit up a concert tomorrow.

And possibly talk to some pretty girlies.

I went to alcatraz today. it was cool. although we walked to the ferry in the rain.


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I am also upset that i might not be getting my job back. Know this may sound strange but let me explain. I worked at a resturant through workability. the school paid me with hopes they will hire me at the end of my time there. Well the time was and manager can not hire me. The person who can was out. when he came back she wanted to talk to him when he cam hin. not over the phone. Well it looks like he might not hire me she said. What make me upset is I worked so hard there. during my time there they hire 2 new people because they were family members of employees. one who took like a week of for his gf b-day and took off spring break. and i offered to work that day but couldnt because of laws. that what really ticks me off. And im the only one who cleans during his spare time.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I'm really starting to hate this weather. it rains for a straight fething week, then it's hot as fething deer nuts outside and sunny to boot.

Make up your fething mind weather! Don't keep fething around with me!


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I nearly knocked someone out today. Should've finished the job.

Don't worry I'm facing pretty much the same problem myself, so that make two of us.

I went canoeing last weekend.

Going again this weekend. I'm sooo excited.

And I ordered a new laptop, so I'm excited X2.

I have to ace this beer drinking exam I have tonight, or I might not be able to graduate and sleep late this weekend.

You high school guys have it sooooo easy.


Only 8 more tins to go!

got paid today, had a few more hours then i had remembered, think i might go ahead and buy a new pc

Another week done. Lots of paperwork to fill out this weekend. And the dreaded Garda Vetting form to fill out AGAIN (5th time in a year, god damn my choice to work with children). I wish our police were as efficient as the British.

Pretty chuffed with how my Science class got on in their exam.

The fact that summer is now a time when all that happens is it gets hotter then hell outside...

This used to be offset by summer vacation. Employers dont recognize summer vacation... Getting old and graduating from college and getting a real job sucks!

I am very slowly starting to talk like a Englishman. I say Oi and Fething gitz whenever some assclown gets on my nerves.


*Disclaimer*
I do not actually say feth, Dakka just can't handle the way I talk.

Well I had prom #1 with the girl I like (my date, who invited me to her prom) last night.

It started out pretty well, had some snafus (stupid things I said/did where she reacted poorly) but nothing too bad. It ended on a pretty sour note though.

See I was going to go to an afterparty with her and some friends but then it turned out that I had some fething stupid mandatory school function to go to. So then I couldn't go as I couldn't get a ride from girl's house to school. feth.

So then my dad picks me up and I lose out on the afterparty. To make it worse, he says that he could've picked me up later. weupoighfpweoriugb what the feth. Seriously. What the feth.

I'm waiting for my dad at 1 AM (this morning as a matter-of-fact) and in the process I am holding everyone up because my date wanted to wait and the party was at her house. I tell her a couple times that she can go but she gets all angry at me and says that she isn't going to ditch me. feth, calm down woman.

Today fething sucks.

To add to how much this day sucks, the awards ceremony fething sucked, apparently my prom table got all switched around and now there are a bunch of random people I hate. And my date is the only girl at the table. What. The. feth.

I'm being a total drama llama but who the feth cares? I'm really pissed at how this has turned out. Really unhappy.

So yeah. Today sucks.

Vladsimpaler wrote:Well I had prom #1 with the girl I like (my date, who invited me to her prom) last night.

It started out pretty well, had some snafus (stupid things I said/did where she reacted poorly) but nothing too bad. It ended on a pretty sour note though.

See I was going to go to an afterparty with her and some friends but then it turned out that I had some fething stupid mandatory school function to go to. So then I couldn't go as I couldn't get a ride from girl's house to school. feth.

So then my dad picks me up and I lose out on the afterparty. To make it worse, he says that he could've picked me up later. weupoighfpweoriugb what the feth. Seriously. What the feth.

I'm waiting for my dad at 1 AM (this morning as a matter-of-fact) and in the process I am holding everyone up because my date wanted to wait and the party was at her house. I tell her a couple times that she can go but she gets all angry at me and says that she isn't going to ditch me. feth, calm down woman.
Today fething sucks.

To add to how much this day sucks, the awards ceremony fething sucked, apparently my prom table got all switched around and now there are a bunch of random people I hate. And my date is the only girl at the table. What. The. feth.

I'm being a total drama llama but who the feth cares? I'm really pissed at how this has turned out. Really unhappy.

So yeah. Today sucks.

Congrats on getting her to go with you though, the girl I liked and asked flat out refused and then started making fun of me with all her friends.

The good news is that (due to the bold) you can tell that she is strong willed and not just some ditz who doesn't care about anyone but herself; That girl gots class.

Slarg232 wrote:

Congrats on getting her to go with you though, the girl I liked and asked flat out refused and then started making fun of me with all her friends.

That really blows. I guess I shouldn't really talk then. I'm sorry about that.

The good news is that (due to the bold) you can tell that she is strong willed and not just some ditz who doesn't care about anyone but herself; That girl gots class.

Haha, yeah I guess so. Definitely strong willed!

The prom I went to last night was her school's prom as she goes to a different school than me. Sunday is my school's prom. It probably won't be as good, but who knows?

No problem, it turned out to be a good thing, and at least she didn't show that she was like that AFTER I went to prom with her, ya know?

And I have a general rule, if I think something is going to be terrible, it is going to be awesome, if I think something will be awesome, it usually blows. Hope that works for you.

Ah!

I have a similar rule with exam results, I aim as low as possible and I'm pleasantly suprised if I do better.

I failed my beer drinking exam and didn't sleep late! I'm really POed and I don't know what the feth is going on. If I had parents, I'm sure I'd hate them for cramping my style. But the re-write is tonight and I have been studying hard by drinking wine before the actual Beer exam. Hopefully I pass...

Only 49 more days til school is out.

Shadowbrand wrote:I am very slowly starting to talk like a Englishman. I say Oi and Fething gitz whenever some assclown gets on my nerves.


*Disclaimer*
I do not actually say feth, Dakka just can't handle the way I talk.

You need to use phrases and sayings like

'Oi! you mug/muppet'

And when talking about ladies privates say ' the wizards sleeve'.


You'll be landed gentry in no time!

I am thinking of starting p90x. I need to lose alot of weight. i am close too 300. 40 pound is wht i need to loss really.

I have been holding on to some First Edition Pokemon Cards, some of the original 150 pokemon ones, and only one of them are worth more than $1.

really? have you tried looking around? were are you looking? Collecters dont go to ebay. Most are people who want to sell there old ons for new ones. try looking for a 25 year old you will have sentimental value with the cards.

garret wrote:Collecters dont go to ebay.

So how do you explain where they got that smashing ship from?

Slarg232 wrote:I have been holding on to some First Edition Pokemon Cards, some of the original 150 pokemon ones, and only one of them are worth more than $1.

That reminds me, the Japanese Seiyu for Ash is going to be at an anime convention in September. In celebration, they've decided to make the whole weekend Pokemon themed...

It's on the weekend after my birthday, so I should be able to go... But I'm not sure if I want to, it is Pokemon themed...

Go as Charizard or I will fething kill you.


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No, scratch that. Charmander.

garret wrote:really? have you tried looking around? were are you looking? Collecters dont go to ebay. Most are people who want to sell there old ons for new ones. try looking for a 25 year old you will have sentimental value with the cards.

There was this site that listed all the costs of the cards, both 1st edition and standard addition. Half of them are $0.50 dollars, one is $3.00, the rest are $1.

Well still look around. some people will still pay top daller for them i bet.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Go as Charizard or I will fething kill you.

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:Go as Charizard or I will fething kill you.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Go as Charizard or I will fething kill you.


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No, scratch that. Charmander.

Feth off man, BROTODILE is the only option.

Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

Lord-Loss wrote:Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

You are all officially removed form my friends list for even making jokes like this.

Everyone knows Digimon is superior.

Went into New York yesterday. Saw Glee live with my aunt, mom, dad, and cousins at radio City. It was nice. I tried not to look to much like a tourist.

One of the big things that i noticed, was the people. The variety, I should say. Where I live there are a lot of blacks and latinos, not much else.

Indian, Russian, Polish, Portuguese(sp?) , Spanish, german, French, Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, Cantonese(sp?), and several Island languages and accents.

I found it very refreshing.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

You are all officially removed form my friends list for even making jokes like this.

[quote=Golden Eyed Scout

Lord-Loss wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:Go as Zubat and spend the whole time screaming at people through a loudspeaker.

You are all officially removed form my friends list for even making jokes like this.

[quote=Golden Eyed Scout

Saw Glee live with my aunt, mom, dad, and cousins at radio City. It was nice.

Thought I was going to die today at church. I'm not catholic, but my parents are, they asked me to go to church, and since I didn't really have anything else to do, I went.

Well, there was this guy who had a stereotypical middle east beard, and every 5 minutes or so he would get out of the pew, kneel on both legs, and then bow a little. I heard him laugh, cry, and he even started to repeat what the preist said (and I was on the opposite side of church and could hear him). Well, with all the terrorist gak going on nowadays, and me being paranoid, I thinking I was about to get jihaded. This was not helped by the fact that after everyone received the body, he went in front of the church and kneeled on both knees again. This was not helped by the fact that while everyone else was praying, he went to the back of the church and stood in the doorway.

I had a plan though, I was in the same pew as a pretty good looking girl, and was going to have her "Pretend" to make out with me while she reached into my pocket to pull out my phone and dial 911. But I mean, the entirety of church was me running through possible plans and details about the dude ("Is he wearing a mask? No, which means if the gak is about to hit the fan, he isn't expecting to come out of it alive")

Fun day at church, if you can tell.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I didn't have to pay for the tickets, there were many sexy young women, and it was better then spending the day doing nothing.

Is good way to think. Very good way to think. Especially because the drama girls tend to be a bit looser than the rest of them, and more tolerating of guys with weird hobbies.

I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

Is good way to think. Very good way to think. Especially because the drama girls tend to be a bit looser than the rest of them, and more tolerating of guys with weird hobbies.

Why would someone want the fish lips loose?

When you're Scout's age, even the loosest fish lips are better than no lips

I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

Shadowbrand wrote:I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

I suppose that's better than running away.

I am procrastinating on paperwork.

Kanluwen wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

A fifteen year old is not supposed to have GREY BALL HAIR! OR GREY HAPPY TRAIL HAIR!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


I get tacos tonight.

Shadowbrand wrote:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11


I get tacos tonight.

What kind of tacos? Beef, chicken, or flesh tacos?

Also, good job on the guitar shot. Call me when the judge reaches a verdict.

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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I found a grey hair in my happy trail today. That makes me sad.

Just remember, it makes it look distinguished. Haven't you seen the commercials for Hair Club for Men?

Women want men with just a hint of gray.

Or weird pornstaches.

A fifteen year old is not supposed to have GREY BALL HAIR! OR GREY HAPPY TRAIL HAIR!!

I'm almost afraid to say this but:
Are you sure it's not just having touched yourself with gray paint on your hands?

I'm positive. Befoer I found the grey hair, I took a shower, washing off the grey paint.

When I finished drying off, I then noticed the grey hair.

Do you use any weird shampoos, dye your hair, etc?

A friend of mine used some weird off the shelf hairdye and it reacted weird to his shampoo and then turned all his hair gray.

Was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Nope. Just toweled off, looked in the mirror, found the grey hair, and sighed.
And no, a string from the towel did not get tangled in my happy trail. otherwise it would've been a red hair in my happy trail.

This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.


And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

What's even better is talking to said chicks about it in person.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Nope. Just toweled off, looked in the mirror, found the grey hair, and sighed.
And no, a string from the towel did not get tangled in my happy trail. otherwise it would've been a red hair in my happy trail.

You know it might just be a scar, sometimes the hair that's grown out of a scar turns gray.

Albatross wrote:It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.

Truth. All my hair is blonde. Bodyhair, facial hair, hair hair.

Not platinum or strawberry blonde, but a real dark brownish blonde.

Albatross wrote:
And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

Chicks dig dudes who are comfortable with themselves, period.

Is crazy, right?

Lord-Loss wrote:This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

Yeah, I was the one that made Emperor's Faithful utter such words. That was a good thread, too bad it had to be locked.

@GES

Beef tacos!

@GES

You're my hero. I'll go as a Digimon to a Pokemon themed weekend. When asked why I went as a Digimon, I'll merely say "What's the difference"

Now, which do I go as..


Weregarurumon...

or


Wargreymon?

Albatross wrote:It was probably just a stray blonde hair - they can look grey, depending on the colour of the rest of the hair.
And just FYI, talking to other dudes about your pubic hair online - HUGE chick-magnet. Seriously, it's like catnip.

I don't have blonde hair.

But if talking about my pubes is as big a turn as you say: I shave my chest, and use a clipper to style stuff into my happy trail.

I used to watch Digimon, haven't seen it in years tho, forgot everything about the show.
This thread has brought an interest back to me. I'm gonna see if my buddy has any dvds or mangas he'd be willing to lend now.

Drk_O:

Cheesecat wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:This thread is moderately disturbing.

Also, see my new awesome sig.

Yeah, I was the one that made Emperor's Faithful utter such words. That was a good thread, too bad it had to be locked.

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Shadowbrand wrote:I beat someone upside the head with my guitar for dissing Black Metal.

I am a man now.

Black Metal is gak.

HA! Now you have to save up for a whole new guitar before you can beat me with it!

Went to Prom #2 with girl I like.

It was pretty fun. If she was pissed at me, she didn't show it. All of my friends thought that she was cool and that I should have her come along to our midnight movies and so on. So that was good. Everyone thought she was very cute. And I'd agree.

Can't say I regret anything. Of course prom ended early because a metric gakload of people started leaving early to go get schwasted at a party but other than that, I'm happy with how the evening turned out. I'm pretty sure a kiss would've been nice but other than that, it's all good.

I'm in a good mood, haha

@Ef.

What's your address? I want to send you a headless rabbit.

You'll have to fly over, buy a rabbit, then decapitate it. I doubt quarantine would let animal products in the country.

Also, I have a countdown in my sig!

I'm wondering...is it normal for people to have a premonition just before something bad happens?

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I'm wondering...is it normal for people to have a premonition just before something bad happens?

I had a premonition before I got high.
I've had pemonitions before I got in fights.

So it may be normal, or we're just untrained psykers.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:or we're just untrained psykers.

Hah, hah hah, hah hah *Runs off to immolate a small child*.

Our shields can't repel pauldrons of that magnitude!!

That makes so much sence now!

So Slannesh was the voices in my head!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:That makes so much sence now!

So Slannesh was the voices in my head!!!!

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COUNSEL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND! THEY TALK TO ME!

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?!?!

Yeah but I have no idea what they're saying. Speak english damn voices!

Really? mine are my own voice.

Shadowbrand wrote:DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?!?!

I do. They're my best freinds. They counsel me, beg with me, argue with me, encourage me, and help me invoke my rage. All towards one objective.
What is that Objective? You'll just have to wait and see.

Objectives you say?

We have Captoored it for Kay-oos!!!

So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

tru dat

I like Sex and the Beer ja?

I think social outcast wouldn't quite fit it Scout.

We are the Island of Misfit Toys.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

Hell yeah!

Shadowbrand wrote:Objectives you say?

We have Captoored it for Kay-oos!!!

^He disproves this course of action.

Coincidently, my favorite charcter from old christmas movies is the King of Misfit Toys.

I'm also considering buying a laptop k=now that I've gotten used to using my moms.

Honestly Scout if I got all the people in this thread together.

I would start a riot, I mean think about it me screaming "Kill maim burn" And twirling around a meat hook and your submission holds.

That's a scary thought even to the hardened Shadowbrand, now all it needs is Zombies/Nazis and or Aliens.

That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

Have them all Scout. After the blood has been shed I would simply return to my homeland, then return the following winter for more blood.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

You can take Columbia or Mexico then.

And Shadowbrand: Start in a pattern.

Start from the bottom tip of South America, and work your way upwards, barring LLF's country obviously. Unless he wants us to pacify and uprising every now and again.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:That would be more balls out hardcore then 300. Nothing could stop us from taking over the world.

I call the asian chicks!

You're entiled too them: I only want some small country I can infect with my plagues and rule over as a living god. But to each their own.

You can take Columbia or Mexico then.

And Shadowbrand: Start in a pattern.

Start from the bottom tip of South America, and work your way upwards, barring LLF's country obviously. Unless he wants us to pacify and uprising every now and again.

UPRISE! AGAINST ME! NEVER! I AM A GOD, A LIVING AVATAR OF DECAY! WHERE I WALK THE GRASS DIES AND MILK CURDLES! WHERE I GLARE BABIES GROW ILL! WHERE I STRIDE etc etc etc...

/egotrip .

There will obviously be a few foolhardy individuals who will try and overthrow the glorious new regime we have created.

We can trust no guards to do the job. We must do it ourselves!


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Dear God my mom is listening to Lady Gaga! Someone, kill me, please!
I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:

Is it just me, or does his toe look like his monster junk is hanging out? Put that in your costume!

@GES Re:Grey Hair. Don't feel too bad, dude. I've seen kids in Grade 5 here with full on grey hair from stress and gak.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

Probably even less, but yes, that is about all.

@Khronholio: It's not the fact that I have a grey hair. It's where I have it.
In my happy trail.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:So from this thread we can infer:

We're all social outcasts, we all hear voices in our heads, we all enjpy hurting people and holding grudges, we enjoy alcohol,
sex, and making fun of other people's likes/dislikes.

All in all, if we were to ever meet up, if we worked hard enough, we might be able to cobble enough brain cells t be 1/58 of a functioning human being.

I HATE PEOPLE WHO HOLD GRUDGES!!!

What is worse then getting sick?
Getting sick on a 3 day weekend.

I just got my braces removed. My teeth feel massive.

I bet they do.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:There will obviously be a few foolhardy individuals who will try and overthrow the glorious new regime we have created.

We can trust no guards to do the job. We must do it ourselves!

True dat. Slay the infidels.

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Dear God my mom is listening to Lady Gaga! Someone, kill me, please!
I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!

Heh, at least you don't have a sister listening to *shudder* Justin Beiber. All. Fething. Day.

Also; GW prices haven't increased as they were due to. Confusion and slight manly joy.
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqinPt-vN54&playnext_from=TL&videos=OmBRDJfoJoo
Is the single best thing I have ever seen.

I'm gonna write my first song.

I'm gonna do it in honor of Warhammer, and have it about Khorne killing a planet. Of cource i'm not actually going to use the name "Khorne" since GW makes their money by sueing these days.

"God of Blood, drown the world in a orgy of violence"

"God of blood, kill the non-believers"

Then some guitar solos and loud screams. I'll put a youtube link when I get it done.

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm gonna write my first song.

I'm gonna do it in honor of Warhammer, and have it about Khorne killing a planet. Of cource i'm not actually going to use the name "Khorne" since GW makes their money by sueing these days.

"God of Blood, drown the world in a orgy of violence"

"God of blood, kill the non-believers"

Then some guitar solos and loud screams. I'll put a youtube link when I get it done.

Sounds interesting.

But remember Shadow: Honour ALL the gods.

Also: 1300th post. Yay.

Let me think...

God of Blood drown the planet in gore and violence.

God of Diesase spread your flith across the earth and kill the plants that feed the sinful populance.

God of Change mutate them into something they no longer know.

God of Pleasure make them slaves to their own senses.

Something along those lines, ya?


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Nah ill just do Khorne as he is my favorite god and that was my original idea.

Do whatever you wish, brother. You will see the truth. They always do.

I'm assuming your a nurglite, judging by the pic.

We both have the same goal, destruction. Just our methods vary.

KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN, KILL MAIM BURN!!!!!!!

i want a popsicle

You are what you eat.

Guess who's human?

So i'm Chinese then?

When the hell did THIS happen.

Chairman Mao is not edible Shadowbrnad! That's what keeps giving you indigestion.

I knew he tasted fishy... damn preservatives.

Shadowbrand wrote:Let me think...

God of Blood drown the planet in gore and violence.

God of Diesase spread your flith across the earth and kill the plants that feed the sinful populance.

God of Change mutate them into something they no longer know.

God of Pleasure make a porn video.

Something along those lines, ya?


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Nah ill just do Khorne as he is my favorite god and that was my original idea.

In other news I've started playing the Real Time Strategy Game The Last Knights again. It's a really cool game with a great community but takes up alot of your time and I swear I'm going to die slightly earlier thanks to planning some 3mp wheels.

It requires alot of time thought and I've spent all night playing it several times.

http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/01/is-steve-jobs-big-brother/

3 YEARS I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT!!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm assuming your a nurglite, judging by the pic.

We both have the same goal, destruction. Just our methods vary.

KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN, KILL MAIM BURN!!!!!!!

With focus and positive thinking we really can acheive anything.

I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK.

Ok I gotta stop playing that game.

I am currently at almost a full 7 days without a cigarette. It isn't too hard when the only places you go is work and back. Tomorrow will be the real test. If I go to hang out with my buddies I think I'm going to fall off the wagon. I'm honestly contemplating not hanging out with any of them tomorrow, simply for my own good.

c34r34lk1ll3r wrote:I am currently at almost a full 7 days without a cigarette. It isn't too hard when the only places you go is work and back. Tomorrow will be the real test. If I go to hang out with my buddies I think I'm going to fall off the wagon. I'm honestly contemplating not hanging out with any of them tomorrow, simply for my own good.

Well, if you really want to quit, you will do what you have to.

Good luck with quiting.

I think I'm gonna flip a quarter tomorrow. If I do end up going because of the quarter flip I'm going to chew about 6 pieces of nicotine gum and put on a couple of patches before hand. I was smoking 2 packs a day up until a week ago and quit cold turkey. I think I'm doing pretty well so far.

WWIII is gonna kick off this summer. Turkey is gonna attack Israel, Somebody is gonna get twitchy on the Korean peninsula and all the other unstable crap holes around the world will rush to do their own thing like rednecks sensing that a barfight has begun.

I've just noticed that the FW death company Rhino Doors have window screen wipers on.

I find that Darkly amusing.

Well, I'm not gonna build my fantasy army this summer. My psp broke after 4 long years of abuse and being stolen/restolen so I'm gonna get a replacement.

And well their's still so much I want for my Iron Warriors.

Shadowbrand wrote:Well, I'm not gonna build my fantasy army this summer. My psp broke after 4 long years of abuse and being stolen/restolen so I'm gonna get a replacement.

And well their's still so much I want for my Iron Warriors.

I had a funeral and everything for that fething Psp.

It was stolen by wangster kids and I beat every last one of them to a pulp to reclaim it, and once stolen by a ex gf of mine that I had to physically steal back from her backpack.

That thing was a trooper.

Dude, you've got my sympathy on this one; if some of those little gaks had tried to steal my PSP I'd go Death Company on them. I absolutely cannot stand people touching my stuff (oh, grow up ) without asking. Hit 'em once for me bro'.

I really wish i had some homemade spicy fish dip with CLUB crackers right now.

I need a coffee IV drip here....stat.

HA! This is what you get for passing your "Get Drunk" final.

Course, if you failed it, it would be largely the same outcome. Except you wouldn't have been able to stop vomitting.

Hell I can outdrink most adults.

Speaking of that, guess who gets to party this weekend?

Shadowbrand wrote:Hell I can outdrink most adults.

Speaking of that, guess who gets to party this weekend?

I can outdrink you! If it's water that is.

Speaking of which, I've gone close to seven months without alcohol! Though I have made many jokes, I have done it.
Screw it, I'm funner when I've had a drink or two in me.

Feth going straight edge. It aint for me.

Apparently you, myself and about 2000 other people will all be attending various parties for various reasons. I'm partying just to party. What's your excuse? ;P

I need to blow off alot of steam.

It's not really a excuse I'm stressed right the hell out with school/work.

Sounds like a good reason to me.

And right now I dine on pop and chips.

I'll probably just have something small for supper, maybe a steak from work with a Caesar salad.

Holy crap. 95 pages. Looking back at some of these posts, I am astonished.

Keep it together for just five more pages people! We can do it!

Straight edges are dangerous, it's a straight edge of a sword which cuts people!

I would totally approve if the mods decided to lock this thread about two posts before hitting 100 pages! I'd feel a tad sad though.

My mind is fething blown.

My copy of Burn Notice: season 3 shipped this morning.


And it's now sitting in my hands.

With standard shipping from California.

I might just be able to pass math this year.

*Crosses finger, knocks on wood.*

I just gotta pass my final.

Also, most likely going paintballing for the first time on sunday.

In gym today, my buddies and I were horsing around, being our usual stupid selves.

My one buddy Matt (5'6", 200 lbs.) was standing with his back towards me. Being me, I charged, jumped, and put him in a chokehold.
It ends up looking likes his giving a piggy back ride. He starts flaling around, and eventually runs backwards into the wall to shake me off.

"That was a good one. You held on pretty long too." He says.

So throughout the gym period my friends and I just try and take each other, tackle each other, jsut messing around.

Then the gym teacher walks over. (After my friend Shakir took a hard spill from trying to tackle matt.) and asks

'You giuys having fun?"

Nobody talks, we all look at each other. I speak up.

'Yes indeed. We werw jsut practicing for joing the wrestling team next year."

He nods, walks away.

We all burst out laughing. And he actaully bought the lie! He comes up to me at the end of the period and says "I think you'd do pretty well as a wrestler."

Tornado warning, HIT THE DIRT!


..... bastards with their newfangled siren that they test without warning anyone about it before hand *Grumble*

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I need to ace my final in math, otherwise I fail for the year. Yay for pressure!

Pressure makes Diamonds!

Stormrider wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I need to ace my final in math, otherwise I fail for the year. Yay for pressure!

Pressure makes Diamonds!

Or crushes them to powder.

I think I perfected my vocals.

I sound like a demon from hell.

you rage you lose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDQ2h4hrors

NSFW due to language.

That was funny and all (Oh Twilight fans, just admit that your taste in literature sucks), but THIS is just GLORIOUS!

Oh i've seeen this before!
Stupidest moment is when he puts the remote up his ass!

Wondering how many dakka-ites live in the denver area... I need to meet more people up here.


and



My fiance just asked me to help her wash her cat.....emotional roller coaster that ended in disappointment... now I am wondering what my arms are going to look like tomorrow =/ What do emo kids use to cover up cuts on their arms? oh wait..i dont think they do...

VikingScott wrote:Oh i've seeen this before!
Stupidest moment is when he puts the remote up his ass!

I dunno... It's a tough toss up between that and the demonic possession part, where he's thrashing and making pig noises on the bed

metallifan wrote:

VikingScott wrote:Oh i've seeen this before!
Stupidest moment is when he puts the remote up his ass!

I dunno... It's a tough toss up between that and the demonic possession part, where he's thrashing and making pig noises on the bed

meh not having sound at work sucks... Guess i have to wait till i get home

metallifan wrote:That was funny and all (Oh Twilight fans, just admit that your taste in literature sucks), but THIS is just GLORIOUS!

A part of me just died at seeing someone act like that over a game......

You haven't seen the one where he gets told that his family bought him a car but it turns out to be a pickup so he hits it with a baseball bat

Slarg232 wrote:A part of me just died at seeing someone act like that over a game......

Apparently it happens more often than we'd all like to believe.

I'm sure everyone heard the story about the kid in Tokyo that committed suicide because he thought he could resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Reading that in the paper made me do (To this day, anyway) the largest facepalm of my life

VikingScott wrote:You haven't seen the one where he gets told that his family bought him a car but it turns out to be a pickup so he hits it with a baseball bat

No no no... The one where he smashes the microwave because it won't cook his frozen TV dinner in the 3 minutes advertised on the package. That one was pretty good.

metallifan wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:A part of me just died at seeing someone act like that over a game......

Apparently it happens more often than we'd all like to believe.

I'm sure everyone heard the story about the kid in Tokyo that committed suicide because he thought he could resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Reading that in the paper made me do (To this day, anyway) the largest facepalm of my life

I am having trouble believing that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1u2_PopPk

This song is stuck in my head!!! D:

Take off your high heels and put them in your ass!!!

Very NSFW

VikingScott wrote:I am having trouble believing that.

It was under the "Oddities" column. Right under a story about a guy that got ticketed in (I think it was) Kansas City because -apparently- there's an obscure bylaw that prevents you from taking Goldfish on city busses there.

VikingScott wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:A part of me just died at seeing someone act like that over a game......

Apparently it happens more often than we'd all like to believe.

I'm sure everyone heard the story about the kid in Tokyo that committed suicide because he thought he could resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Reading that in the paper made me do (To this day, anyway) the largest facepalm of my life

I am having trouble believing that.

I don't. There were people who commited suicide when Dumbledor died in Harry Potter, Some Korean couple let their kid starve to death because they were raising a virtual baby, and thats not including all the things that the Koreans do with Starcraft.

Pathetic, no other way of putting it....

The worse i ever did online was once when I was hopelessly addicted to WoW a wiped a raid after I just had enough gak with the "srs buisness".

While laughing maniacly.

I don't have trouble believing the state reason for the guy's death, but in most cases suicide has other, deeper, underlying causes. It might be the match to the fuse, but not the dynamite.

Didn't a guy kill himself since somebody refused to marry him on Everquest? I myself egged somebody due to waiting in line for a WOW expantion. They threw the egg at me as I was waiting in line, it hit my leg and didn't break (not sure how that happened) so I picked it up and threw it at them. I got egg all over their beat up SUV, well as much as 1 egg can cover.

The Everquest guy i knew about killed himself when he got denied to the top raiding guild on his server...

Polonius wrote:I don't have trouble believing the state reason for the guy's death, but in most cases suicide has other, deeper, underlying causes. It might be the match to the fuse, but not the dynamite.

That makes it any less face-palmable?

I'm bored to death... help?

So... I heard you were 9.

I'm bored too.

Shadowbrand wrote:So... I heard you were 9.

I'm bored too.

Dear god I want that cake.

My birthday was last week...

metallifan wrote:

Polonius wrote:I don't have trouble believing the state reason for the guy's death, but in most cases suicide has other, deeper, underlying causes. It might be the match to the fuse, but not the dynamite.

That makes it any less face-palmable?

Well, if he was suffering from a mental condition that could have been treated to avoid his death, then, yeah, I guess I think mocking him is a little less appropriate.

Soladrin wrote:My birthday was last week...

Interesting. My birthday is next week. Your attempt to duplicate my birth date has clearly failed you.

Mines earlier, so who's duplicating who?

Polonius wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Polonius wrote:I don't have trouble believing the state reason for the guy's death, but in most cases suicide has other, deeper, underlying causes. It might be the match to the fuse, but not the dynamite.

That makes it any less face-palmable?

Well, if he was suffering from a mental condition that could have been treated to avoid his death, then, yeah, I guess I think mocking him is a little less appropriate.

Make of this what you will, but I see no reason to refrain from facepalming over the memories of reading that story in the paper.

Soladrin wrote:Mines earlier, so who's duplicating who?

I still claim you. Year of birth may be the deciding factor but I can just ignore the facts and rant. :3

rocklord2004 wrote:

Soladrin wrote:Mines earlier, so who's duplicating who?

I still claim you. Year of birth may be the deciding factor but I can just ignore the facts and rant. :3

Ok, this needs facts... what's your age?:3

Im thinking....

was killing of fitzz a good idea, or a bad one.

Im also marvelling at the fact that ive got my biology unit 2 exam in 4 days, and i havent revised sh*t all.

Super power revisioning is my attack plan, but i feel it'll leave me mentally drained, and slightly foaming at the mouth


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Incidently, did anyone else think that vieo of a kid raging reminded you of cheesy wolfman transformations?

Re: some goof in Tokyo offing himself thinking he'd re spawn in the cemetary.

It might be hard to believe, but it's probably true. There was a case about a decade ago about some kid who decapitated a classmate and stuck his head on the jr.high school gate to make a point that underage criminals can get away with murder. Whether that was the real reason he did it or not, I have no idea. That was what his defence lawyer argued.

There was also a story floating around about moms who'd sleep with their sons as incentive to improve their grades. Totally fethed up.

@soladrin I'm 24....for now :3

Killing fitzz is only a bad idea if you didn't force him to watch the collective works of Uwe Boll before offing him.

rocklord2004 wrote:@soladrin I'm 24....for now :3

Killing fitzz is only a bad idea if you didn't force him to watch the collective works of Uwe Boll before offing him.

Damn you, just turned 21

And isn't that to harsh a punishment for... anything?

Well I am an evil evil man so no. Its not too harsh. I'm sure Fitzz would do the same to me after the comments I've made to him. :3

metallifan wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:So... I heard you were 9.

I'm bored too.

Oh my god, I can't stop snickering when I see that.....

currently I am pondering how to teach my son to pronounce consonants. apparently he doesn't have any words at all. I am not certain how this happened as most 2 and a half year olds have many words and speak in whole sentences. mine speaks in inflected vowels. puzzling.

i am also contemplating whether i am annoying. this is in regards to one person whom i work with who i would kind of like to be friends with, but seems to not like me much. and of course to my family and existing friends. and i wish i knew how to change that.

I didn't talk till I was 4.

Shadowbrand wrote:I didn't talk till I was 4.

I was a woman abuser when I was four.

My mom had a friend who had a daughter (Who was also four), and she would hit me, and hit me, and hit me, but neither my nor her parents did anything about it. One day, I just got enough of it and supposedly nailed her in the face. I only hit her once, but she apparently left me alone after that.

Of course, I don't remember any of this happening, so my mom might be making it up. Though I did get a grad photo from some chick in Ohio, so I suppose it has some basis in reality.

No wonder I flinch around girls, though. So abusive, even at a young age.....

I really shouldn't talk about my childhood here.

I'd upset way too many people. :/

Shadowbrand, I've seen you change your profile picture like three times in one day are you lacking confidence in how you're portrayed visually on an online forum about toy soldiers?

Cheesecat wrote:Shadowbrand, I've seen you change your profile picture like three times in one day are you lacking confidence in how you're portrayed visually on an online forum about toy soldiers?

He needs to use a pic of himself. That'd look metal.

He could be just like me and metallifan!

I am sad. But the good kinda sad. I have told you about the chs academy right? well it is a school withing a school. I have had the same teachers for 3 years mostly and same classmates in most of my classes. Well today was a farewell/awards dinner for seniors. i cried almost. i spent 3 years with most of thos people. We were like a 2nd family. Im going to miss them. I got the award(they were fake fun everybody got one) "most likely to be caught on x-box live"
I stepped up and said how much they meant to me and how much i used to be a loner before this. The I said "since this might be the last time i see some of you. Live long and prosper" and i did the vulcan symbol.

I'm wondering where my game case went. To save space I put all of my PC/PS2/PS3 games in a CD folder. I have no idea where it is at right now so I'm stuck between MAG, MW2, and Star Wars Empire at War. I really want to finish Assassin's Creed 2 to get all of the trophies for it.

@Ges

I'll try that.

@Cheese cat.

Eh, I see lots of pretty pictures.

Shadowbrand wrote:@Ges

I'll try that.

@Cheese cat.

Eh, I see lots of pretty pictures.

Alright, I suppose that's excusable.

I can't find a pic of me that will work.

So I'll change it again. XD


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The original Shadowbrand picture.

Oh my God! Polonius is back!

OMG Cheese is back.

Seriously man, when did you last post?

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:Shadowbrand, I've seen you change your profile picture like three times in one day are you lacking confidence in how you're portrayed visually on an online forum about toy soldiers?

He needs to use a pic of himself. That'd look metal.

He could be just like me and metallifan!

I has a picture of me in my avatar.....
Ilike metal too.....

Shadowbrand wrote:
The original Shadowbrand picture.

Oh that. I remember.

*wavy flashback lines*

EF: Hey, that's a funny avatar. Where's it from?

Shadow: Oh, it's from this anime of this chick getting her nails torn out and gak.

EF: Oh...

I just got back from seeing the movie Splice. I highly recommend it, but DO NOT make it a date movie. It will mess your relationship up really bad.

Hey! EF is a DCM now.
Whats it like? Being on the other side...?

You gain this instant aura, this feeling... I can't describe it. It's like...it's like...sex. With chocolate and oranges. Yeah.

No, wait, I meant smug. Smug with chocolate and oranges.

Hmm....
Oranges.....
Don't really like oranges....
Cheers EF you just saved me 25$!

Oh and you also now gotta think of an awesome rank for yourself.

I think in a couple weeks when I get fulltime pay I'll become a DCM.

@EF However the girl did wind up killing the people that did that to her, as well as herself.

Shadowbrand wrote:I think in a couple weeks when I get fulltime pay I'll become a DCM.

@EF However the girl did wind up killing the people that did that to her, as well as herself.

Your avatar reminds me of a blond Wrath from Full Metal Alchemist, to tell the truth.

Her hairs GREEN.

Which I still want explained, as they were born with green hair.

Also did you know Strawberries are related to Marijuana?

Shadowbrand wrote:Her hairs GREEN.

Which I still want explained, as they were born with green hair.

Also did you know Strawberries are related to Marijuana?

Oh, I figured she was supposed to be blond, and it was the light.

And no, I did not know that. How so?

The chemical formula for rubber is almost exactly the same as that for cocaine.

Isn't margerine almost the same as plastic, too?

The charred skull that the Russian Government has, for the last 65 years, claimed to have been Adolf Hitler's has actually been revealed to be a woman's skull.

So you're saying Hitler was a chick?

Da Boss wrote:So you're saying Hitler was a chick?

...
...
...Yes


Also, apparently, the Centre of the Universe is just outside Kamloops, according to Buddism

http://www.tourismkamloops.com/home_showSection_ID_449.html

Slarg232 wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I think in a couple weeks when I get fulltime pay I'll become a DCM.

@EF However the girl did wind up killing the people that did that to her, as well as herself.

Your avatar reminds me of a blond Wrath from Full Metal Alchemist, to tell the truth.

Thats who i thought it was at first, then i did a double take.

Well, I've just had a letter from the school asking me to do some stand-up at the talent show near the end of term. I'm honoured, but there's one slight problem.

I'm not funny.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've just had a letter from the school asking me to do some stand-up at the talent show near the end of term. I'm honoured, but there's one slight problem.

I'm not funny.

I laughed at that!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've just had a letter from the school asking me to do some stand-up at the talent show near the end of term. I'm honoured, but there's one slight problem.

I'm not funny.

When all else fails...

Plagiarize!

It's bulletproof!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've just had a letter from the school asking me to do some stand-up at the talent show near the end of term. I'm honoured, but there's one slight problem.

I'm not funny.

If you end up doing the show, get it filmed and on youtube.
Provide a thread with a link in for us dakkaites

@ Slarg.

Their genetically related. And apparently Lotus are related to this big tree in the UK.

Forget the name of it though.

Oak?

Also I've got a new avatar lined up.
Not sure it'll be as good as my previous but i won't know till people see it.

I can't recall the name and I don't wana give out false infomation.

Anyways I think im gonna strip and repaint my little Chaos army.

I came up with lyrics to a song (well, a chorus anyway) during work today, and yet I don't know a band, I don't sing, and I haven't touched my guitar in months.

Damned Woman: (If it's CAPS LOCKED, the entire band sings it)

Damned WOMAN!
(Why can you never let things go?)
Damned WOMAN!
(What do we have to show?)
Damned WOMAN!
(Why didn't I leave ages ago?)


Damned WOMAN!
(Why are you such a pain in the ass?)
Damned WOMAN!
(All you ever give me is sass....)
Damned WOMAN!
(................................)

Damned woman!
Why are you so beautiful?
Damned woman!
Why can't I get you out of my head?
Damned woman!
Why are you so perfect?

It needs more burning churches and random running in forests.

Needs less "I hate you but I love you!" lulz

Also, this:



Has given my life higher purpose. I hereby swear to become a Bark hunter for the good of humanity.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Oh my God! Polonius is back!

And this time, it's personal...

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've just had a letter from the school asking me to do some stand-up at the talent show near the end of term. I'm honoured, but there's one slight problem.

I'm not funny.

Speaking from experiance:

Say the most embarassing stuff about yourself. As loudly as possible. And with a massive freaking smile.

Like So:

"I used to think I was a bed wetter. Then I found out bed wetter's do it in their sleep. I'm just incredibly lazy."

metallifan wrote:Needs less "I hate you but I love you!" lulz

Just came to my mind and I couldn't get it out

Da Boss wrote:The chemical formula for rubber is almost exactly the same as that for cocaine.

These eraser crumbs do nothing!!!!!

Khornholio wrote:

Da Boss wrote:The chemical formula for rubber is almost exactly the same as that for cocaine.

These eraser crumbs do nothing!!!!!

"Hey guys, can you keep it down? I'm trying to sniff permanent markers over here."

metallifan wrote:

Khornholio wrote:

Da Boss wrote:The chemical formula for rubber is almost exactly the same as that for cocaine.

These eraser crumbs do nothing!!!!!

"Hey guys, can you keep it down? I'm trying to sniff permanent markers over here."

You guys need to act like adults and do some cocaine.

YEAH!!

Let's score some heroin too!

Adolph Hitler was replaced by Aleister Crowley some time in the early 30's, and then kept imprisoned just so that his remains could be displayed as proof that Hitler was dead. Mr. Crowley currently resides on the Nazi moon base, plotting his revenge...

Dude, Cocaine is so last-week. It's all about common stuff. Drinking bleach is a popular one. Information Dog even says so!

metallifan wrote:Dude, Cocaine is so last-week. It's all about common stuff. Drinking bleach is a popular one. Information Dog even says so!

I LOL'd. Do you ahve the one were he says "Skin Your Enemy, Wear him as a Mask"?

Sadly, I don't

I would, however, love a sign that said "Skin your enemy, use his face as TP"

That would nearly complete my life.

VikingScott wrote:Hmm....
Oranges.....
Don't really like oranges....
Cheers EF you just saved me 25$!

More sex/smug (smug sex?), less oranges. Oranges are optional.

Oh and you also now gotta think of an awesome rank for yourself.

Shadowbrand wrote:

@EF However the girl did wind up killing the people that did that to her, as well as herself.

See, these are those awkward pieces of information that not everyone needs to know. How the hell did you think that this was going to sound any less wierd than the torture and gak?

Bleach pheh, my grandpa did that.

Now where into injecting meth into our cornholes.

warpcrafter wrote:Adolph Hitler was replaced by Aleister Crowley some time in the early 30's, and then kept imprisoned just so that his remains could be displayed as proof that Hitler was dead. Mr. Crowley currently resides on the Nazi moon base, plotting his revenge...

I've got to get my hands on some of those eraser crumbs.

@Ef.

Well you sounded like you wanted to know more. So I explained.

She's quite the gal. And perfect for a display picture.

Shadowbrand wrote:@Ef.

Well you sounded like you wanted to know more. So I explained.

She's quite the gal. And perfect for a display picture.

So is Lust from Full Metal Alchemist, to tell the truth. Though I must admit Greed is my favorite.

I liked how aside from the whole Alchemy thing.

FMA could happen. Well 80 years ago it could of happened. It seemed quite realistic as compared to most anime.

Which I honestly don't even really like anymore. Their too vivid for me these days.

Shadowbrand wrote:I liked how aside from the whole Alchemy thing.

FMA could happen. Well 80 years ago it could of happened. It seemed quite realistic as compared to most anime.

Which I honestly don't even really like anymore. Their too vivid for me these days.

Well, Alchemy and Automail, but yeah, I also liked that about FMA. If I had to pick my three favorite Animes, it would be Full Metal Alchemist (original, not Brotherhood), Trigun, and the first season of Robotech.

I especially liked Robotech for the fact that niether side knew the others motives or methods.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:
The original Shadowbrand picture.

Oh that. I remember.

*wavy flashback lines*

EF: Hey, that's a funny avatar. Where's it from?

Shadow: Oh, it's from this anime of this chick getting her nails torn out and gak.

EF: Oh...

Shadowbrand wrote:
@EF However the girl did wind up killing the people that did that to her, as well as herself.

Shadowbrand wrote:

It seemed quite realistic as compared to most anime.

Which I honestly don't even really like anymore. Their too vivid for me these days.

What?

We were talking about FMA, which is about this 12 year old scientist who fights the 7 deadly sins.

in that last quote, I mean.

I know full well what FMA is.
It's just that I can't believe I read Shadowbrand's "Anime is now too vivid for me these days". I mean, this guy has an Avatar of a chick getting her fingernails ripped out. What the hell else is there? (Do not answer. Seriously. Don't go there)

After you've fapped to your first tentacle scene, I don't think there's much room left to hit rock bottom, outside of criminal acts.

Polonius wrote:After you've fapped to your first tentacle scene, I don't think there's much room left to hit rock bottom, outside of criminal acts.

Wait. Tentacle fap /= criminal act?

My faith in the moral universe...Destroyed! My hope for an age of enlightment...Imploded! *continued sobbing/rage/fap*

Emperors Faithful wrote:I know full well what FMA is.
It's just that I can't believe I read Shadowbrand's "Anime is now too vivid for me these days". I mean, this guy has an Avatar of a chick getting her fingernails ripped out. What the hell else is there? (Do not answer. Seriously. Don't go there)

Well, there was this anime one time where the Robots just kept getting bigger and eventually got to the point where they were throwing galaxies at eachother, though I don't remember the name. Not sure if that's what you mean though.

Polonius wrote:After you've fapped to your first tentacle scene, I don't think there's much room left to hit rock bottom, outside of criminal acts.

You could do a group fap-to-tentacle-scene.

At least you're socialising and-NO! We are not going to get thread-locked at pg 99.

DAMN SKIPPY!!!

I need to get some sleep. But I'm on dakka instead.

I also hvae gone without alcohol for nearly seven motnhs. I went to go get a drink (of alcohol) but didn't.
As in, I had the bottle, was about to open the cork, spaced out for a few seconds, then I was in my bedroom.

WTF happeneed?

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:DAMN SKIPPY!!!

I need to get some sleep. But I'm on dakka instead.

I also hvae gone without alcohol for nearly seven motnhs. I went to go get a drink (of alcohol) but didn't.
As in, I had the bottle, was about to open the cork, spaced out for a few seconds, then I was in my bedroom.

WTF happeneed?

You had some good stuff

Well, It it happened like that you may wana get a blood test. Might of been laced with something.

I'm actually sipping down on some beer as we speak.

I smell a BBQ. Now i'm hungry.

Ive slept 3 hours in the last 3 days...maybe. Im staring at the base coated Chimera I promised myself I would work on tonight....adding a little blue to the chaos black turned out better than expecting....maybe just a quick nap then I will paint.

Polonius wrote:After you've fapped to your first tentacle scene, I don't think there's much room left to hit rock bottom, outside of criminal acts.

There's far worse things on the internet than tentacle scenes.

Furries, for instance.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Polonius wrote:After you've fapped to your first tentacle scene, I don't think there's much room left to hit rock bottom, outside of criminal acts.

There's far worse things on the internet than tentacle scenes.

Furries, for instance.

Theirs even FAR worse then furries.

Guro? Futa? It's kind of the reason I'm not into anime that much.


I realize my dp says otherwise, and at the same time I don't regret watching Full Metal Alchemist or Death Note.

I just saw the trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

So I am really starting to hate facebook right now. Let's just say there are people I used to have on my friends list, and indeed, grew up with, but I deleted them off my friends list and it keeps showing their profiles on my apps.....

I fething love King Diamond.

Now that you are stuck with me you better be my friend!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:Theirs even FAR worse then furries.

Rule 34 of the internet exemplafies this.


And Yay! Page 99!

VikingScott wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:Theirs even FAR worse then furries.

Rule 34 of the internet exemplafies this.


And Yay! Page 99!

Yes... like trolls fapping to lady gaga and getting a wet willy from a lady boy

If it exists there will be porn of it.

So if you can imagine it there probably also is porn of it.
Rule 34 of the internet.

Well, that's not quite as bad as these grizzled eyes have seen.

I don't even wanna think about it.

The internet is the reason why I drink.

The internet is the reason I am the way I am.

. . .
I have uh..... some links for those.... curious about how.... bad the internet can get....
If ya wish for 'em

(@ any mod watching: I do NOT intend to share any possible links i MAY have)

Shadowbrand wrote:The internet is the reason I am the way I am.

That's not something to be proud of, mate

:3

I'm so proud of myself /b/ on a friday is lovely. Although 4chan sucks now that the hardcore forum is taken out.

There's a burning question at the forefront of my mind...

WTF kind of bark is THIS!?



In fact, what kind of DOG is that?

That's why you don't put meth up your butt.

That happens.

I like beer....

My favorite alcohol is whats in my hand.

I prefer mine to be in my bloodstream, not my hand.

metallifan wrote:I prefer mine to be in my bloodstream, not my hand.

I lol'd

EDIT: Oh and what do you think of a diorama of the Feast Of Blades?

metallifan wrote:I prefer mine to be in my bloodstream, not my hand.

I prefer it in my liver over my hand actually.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:I prefer mine to be in my bloodstream, not my hand.

I prefer it in my liver over my hand actually.

May God have mercy on my liver, for I shall not!

Slarg232 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

metallifan wrote:I prefer mine to be in my bloodstream, not my hand.

I prefer it in my liver over my hand actually.

May God have mercy on my liver, for I shall not!

My body actaully shut down my liver an dset up a brewery where it used to be.
Cuts out the middle man.

Now -that- is efficiency. Maybe your body could teach your President a few tricks in that regard...

Wait... No that came out wrong...

Screw it. Just go with it.

metallifan wrote:Now -that- is efficiency. Maybe your body could teach your President a few tricks in that regard...

Wait... No that came out wrong...

Screw it. Just go with it.

Going, Going, Gone!

I've been debating, should I start playing Guild Wars again? Been thinking about making a mesmer....

Hmmm....
I need a film to watch...
Imma thinking comedy...

Slarg232 wrote: mesmer....

I knew a guy with that last name back in high school.

Bad news bears man. Once back in about Grade 10 when we were all drinking at his dad's house, he slipped 3 Viagras into another guy's drink when he was near the blackout stage. So the guy pops a stiffy and passes out, and Mesmer climbs up on a chair with a biology textbook in hand, proclaims "Look! A circus tent!" and then lets said book drop -right- on the area you don't want to imagine him dropping it on.

Needless to say, I yakked on his floor I was laughing so hard.

That is so not right

Slarg232 wrote: That is so not right

Moral of the story, don't drink with Canadians. We tend to get really... 'bright' ideas when we're wasted

My best (Or worst, depending on your view of things) was to get towed by my buddy's F150 down the road on a GT snowracer in the middle of a winter night about 5 years ago, with my buddy whipping snowballs at passing cars. Needless to say that not long after pulling onto this main street, we ran into a police officer who, suprisingly, only gave my buddy in the truck gak. He completely left the two of us on the GT alone. I guess he figured we were dumb enough that natural selection would kill us off before too long anyway

metallifan wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: That is so not right

Moral of the story, don't drink with Canadians. We tend to get really... 'bright' ideas when we're wasted

Meh, my brother uses a paintball gun on anyone who spills their booze. One shot, point blank in the arm, and if you refuse, then it's semi-auto.....

Slarg232 wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: That is so not right

Moral of the story, don't drink with Canadians. We tend to get really... 'bright' ideas when we're wasted

Meh, my brother uses a paintball gun on anyone who spills their booze. One shot, point blank in the arm, and if you refuse, then it's semi-auto.....

My one buddy wanted to prove how tough he was, so he let another friend of mine, Kyle, shoot him 20 times from 10 feet away with his gun set to 450 and his paintballs frozen.

^ damn.
Did he take the full 20 or chicken out?

I just saw this in Icanhazcheezburger and had to bring it over here. I wish my Orks were so scary, then my cat wouldn't occasionally kidnap them.

Really?
I know my friend's dog nicks his IG models but a cat?
Wow.

It's not for naught that they call them "Household Pet Monsters"

I just discovered this.

I've watched all of the episodes and its awesome.




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YES!!!!!!!
I CAUSED THE POST THAT TURNED THIS TO THE 100TH PAGE!!!
wOOt.

Hmm, I've been thinking about a couple of things, mainly about how college will bring about new experiences, and hopefully I'll meet a special someone there I'm also bricking it about my maths GCSE on Monday, and I'm also impressed that this thread has reached 100 pages!

Valk

I think there is like a evil spiritual entity trying to send me a sign of something....

I grew up with a group of people, of whom I would rather not think/speak of for my hopefully long life, and recently I have been seeing pictures of two of the girls everywhere. I got rid of them off my faceboook a while ago, and their showing up on my apps, I saw graduation pictures of them in the paper, I started talking to someone who knew them and she brought them up in conversation.....

BEGONE SATAN!

Edit: nice, 100 pages.... I really wanted to be the pushing factor though

VikingScott wrote:^ damn.
Did he take the full 20 or chicken out?

He took all 20. I'm sure I still have picture of his blood covered, torn up back that I took afterwards

Khorne would've been proud of him

Valkyrie wrote:Hmm, I've been thinking about a couple of things, mainly about how college will bring about new experiences, and hopefully I'll meet a special someone there I'm also bricking it about my maths GCSE on Monday, and I'm also impressed that this thread has reached 100 pages!

Valk

I've got my maths gsce on monday too.

Sweet, we reached 100.

PRAISE THE GODS OF OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:Sweet, we reached 100.

PRAISE THE GODS OF OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL!

I just had another song stuck in my head that I have never heard before, but since this one is more accoustic than electric, I'll just mention it in passing instead of posting it.

Shadowbrand wrote:Sweet, we reached 100.

PRAISE THE GODS OF OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL

And in other news.... I hate warm weather, and I love girls in thigth dresses

I bought tickets for a awesome local show for me and a buddy.

One Hundred Pages.

DAYUM!!!!

My brother bought inFamous today. I am proud to admit I spent four straight hours playing it before quiting because blood was coming
from my eyes for some reason.

Shadowbrand wrote:I bought tickets for a awesome local show for me and a buddy.

You know what I don't get is Shadowbrand described himself a sort of being a loner one time, yet all I hear him talk about is partying, drinking, playing with friends, attending metal shows, etc, etc...

That's the outside Shadowbrand. The inside really is a loner, a loner who is plotting to kill everyone single person known to the outside family member. Be afraid.

I am really kind of a loner, I only have two friends, but their friends I would trust once I hit the deep end and start burning things bigger then RC trucks.

Shadowbrand wrote:I am really kind of a loner, I only have two friends, but their friends I would trust once I hit the deep end and start burning things bigger then RC trucks.

Oh, OK, I'm sorry to hear that.

Yea. I always found it so hard to make friends. And no i am not a virgin, I just never have a gf because I have a very romantic view of women, not the meet once feth once crap, I want a soulmate. Only a few girls ever have shared this, but then decided they didn't want this, well feth them.

Now onto my buds.

One is Anti-Social to the extreme and is Bi-polar but he really is a great guy he just needs a serious confindence boost.

The other is well pretty much just like me, he is the voicalist of my band. He leands more towards Death Metal whereas i'm so narrow minded all I carew for is Black Metal and Folk.

I like some of the classic stuff. Mostly Metallica before they started to suck cornholes. And Iron Maiden- WHY DO I ALWAYS EXPLAIN WHAT BANDS I LIKE WHEN I TALK ABOUT MYSELF!?!?!?!?!?!!

Shadowbrand wrote:Yea. I always found it so hard to make friends. And no i am not a virgin, I just never have a gf because I have a very romantic view of women, not the meet once feth once crap, I want a soulmate. Only a few girls ever have shared this, but then decided they didn't want this, well feth them.

Now onto my buds.

One is Anti-Social to the extreme and is Bi-polar but he really is a great guy he just needs a serious confindence boost.

The other is well pretty much just like me, he is the voicalist of my band. He leands more towards Death Metal whereas i'm so narrow minded all I carew for is Black Metal and Folk.

I like some of the classic stuff. Mostly Metallica before they started to suck cornholes. And Iron Maiden- WHY DO I ALWAYS EXPLAIN WHAT BANDS I LIKE WHEN I TALK ABOUT MYSELF!?!?!?!?!?!!

Well, Metallica is Thrash and Maiden is Heavy Metal. About girls, well I'm the least confident person in the world, but around females my testosterone levels rise to the point where I'm able to easily talk to and befriend them (sometimes

even sleep with them on top of me but no sex though and theses aren't fat chicks by the way ). But still I haven't had any girlfriends just lady friends, which often end up being short-lived ones, like most of my friendships.

Cheesecat wrote:But still I haven't had any girlfriends just lady friends, which often end up being short-lived ones, like most of my friendships.

This is mostly due to the fact that Cheesecat has a bad habit of eating people that hang out with him. If you look up his family tree, you'll see some relation to some zombies a few generations back. Kinda explains everything.

metallifan wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:But still I haven't had any girlfriends just lady friends, which often end up being short-lived ones, like most of my friendships.

This is mostly due to the fact that Cheesecat has a bad habit of eating people that hang out with him. If you look up his family tree, you'll see some relation to some zombies a few generations back. Kinda explains everything.

Lol nice although by short-lived relationship I mean non-long lasting, not short lifespan of the said friend.

Hey, I don't know about anyone else, but if you tried to eat my arm, I wouldn't wanna be your buddy either, guy

I've become more and more comfortable offering to feed my hungry friends my arms.

They're always suddenly loosing their appetites though...

metallifan wrote:Hey, I don't know about anyone else, but if you tried to eat my arm, I wouldn't wanna be your buddy either, guy

When I was little I would bite people, and not bite as in nom as in tear chunks out of people.

I think i'm a closet cannibal among a other few fethed up things.

Shadowbrand wrote:Yea. I always found it so hard to make friends. And no i am not a virgin, I just never have a gf because I have a very romantic view of women, not the meet once feth once crap, I want a soulmate. Only a few girls ever have shared this, but then decided they didn't want this, well feth them.

There's your problem.

Well I'll never change.

Alone I stand I guess.

This too.

Shadowbrand wrote:When I was little I would bite people, and not bite as in nom as in tear chunks out of people.

I think i'm a closet cannibal among a other few fethed up things.

Again i'll never change.



Besides everybody knows the insane ones are the best lovers and really it should take off pretty good as most of the decent black metal musicians had ALOT of gak wrong with them once I start doing gigs and etc.

Emperors Faithful wrote:This too.

Shadowbrand wrote:When I was little I would bite people, and not bite as in nom as in tear chunks out of people.

I think i'm a closet cannibal among a other few fethed up things.

It's not as bad as you think Emperors Faithful according to Metallifan (who somehow has extensive knowledge of my genealogy) I'm part zombie and human flesh isn't that bad tasting, plus if the girl Shadowbrand loves disagrees with him he can just eat her. So either way he's getting benefits, a meal or a lover.

I'm pretty sure that doesn't qualify as a lovebite...
Hell, it's your problem mate. Or rather your grandady zombies problem.