Castiel wrote:When you wonder where that last Jaffa cake went, only to conclude you must have eaten it!
when you wonder where those ten pancakes went (i had saved them from luch to eat them later), only to find your dad consuming the last one of them as you walk into the kitchen. OH COME ON!
Castiel wrote:When you wonder where that last Jaffa cake went, only to conclude you must have eaten it!
when you wonder where those ten pancakes went (i had saved them from luch to eat them later), only to find your dad consuming the last one of them as you walk into the kitchen. OH COME ON!
When people go uber geek about the tiniest detail on something.
E.G My friend and I was watching a ww2 film, a very inaccruate film, he said nothing untill he saw an american soldier with his patch on the wrong side of this uniform, he went on a huge rant about how that is warping our view on history and the researchers should be more accurate and why did they do it. He seemed to miss the fact that they were using chaffe tanks as Panzer 4's...
he does this with anything to do with ww2, and wont shut up about it. I have been put off ww2 thanks to him
DeadlySquirrel wrote:He's right. According to Marx, everyone is equal and ther IS no leader. But communism tends to fail...
As the author of Animal Farm put it "Some pigs are more equal than others."
Sorry to be pedantic, but the (awesome) quote is "all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others".
Capitalism has faults for sure, but at least it hasn't resulted in the collapse of any nations.
The reason communism has failed in the past is because it wasn't done because of any ideals, it was done because the rules wanted absolute power *cough*Stalin*cough*
And china is communist, and they are owed 1 trillions dollars by the US. For those of you who don't know what a trillion looks like; 1,000,000,000,000$.
Either way, I personally believe a socialist setting leaning a bit more towards the capitalist side without going too far is ideal. The canadian welfare system, government involvement in the economy, universal health care etc. combined with some good old fashioned common sense, which seems to be lacking these days.
Also, it could never work in practicality due to greedy a-holes, but utilitarianism is probably the best, as long as everyone involved co-operates to the fullest extent.
...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
im2randomghgh wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
ouch, that wins the thread
the rising feeling when you make up a recipe for sweets incluiding ingrediends like whiskey and chockolate, and it tastes great!
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Squidmanlolz wrote:when you got the idea to sell your IG.
I love them just as much as I hate their paint job.
im2randomghgh wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
Awww..... Did you maim your friend and forcefed him said muffins afterwards?
im2randomghgh wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
Awww..... Did you maim your friend and forcefed him said muffins afterwards?
After I told them, I just stared unblinkingly at them until they finished them.
Like a boss.
The sinking feeling when you're doing a culminating project on Corsica, and need to bring in some corsican food, and need chestnut flour, and WHERE THE feth do you find chestnut flour?
...When you think that you're a real person when... NOPE! you were stuffed by Chuck Testa! The most realistic dead cats with scouter eyes out there!
...When you realize that the world's governments will soon be replaced by massive corporations.
...When your cat starts to think that you speak cat language because you meow back to him when he meows, and now he has cat conversations with you. Ich spreche Deutsch, not cat language. Sorry Merlin, my German has not improved much.
TheWildHost wrote:When your teacher catches you and you must explain to the whole class what it is and why you were on it.... Just happened.
Holy that would suck, How'd it go.
I don't get it...a phone?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but if not sarcasm I think he was caught on dakka dakka.
Great White wrote:That sinking feeling you realised you saddened all your friends by switching schools
When you saddened them by forcing them to awkwardly finish your terrible, terrible muffins.
Can someone please explain these muffin jokes.
I wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
TheWildHost wrote:When your teacher catches you and you must explain to the whole class what it is and why you were on it.... Just happened.
Holy that would suck, How'd it go.
I don't get it...a phone?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but if not sarcasm I think he was caught on dakka dakka.
Great White wrote:That sinking feeling you realised you saddened all your friends by switching schools
When you saddened them by forcing them to awkwardly finish your terrible, terrible muffins.
Can someone please explain these muffin jokes.
I wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
Did you just choose to ignore my sinking feeling?
Oh sorry, no I just came back one day missing a couple pages and didn't bother to read them all.
TheWildHost wrote:When your teacher catches you and you must explain to the whole class what it is and why you were on it.... Just happened.
Holy that would suck, How'd it go.
I don't get it...a phone?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Can't tell if sarcasm or not, but if not sarcasm I think he was caught on dakka dakka.
Great White wrote:That sinking feeling you realised you saddened all your friends by switching schools
When you saddened them by forcing them to awkwardly finish your terrible, terrible muffins.
Can someone please explain these muffin jokes.
I wrote:...when you bring homemade blueberry muffins for your friends, and they hate them and ask "ew! Where did you get them? Don't buy any more, these are awful" and then you explain that you made them and it gets really awkward...
Did you just choose to ignore my sinking feeling?
Oh sorry, no I just came back one day missing a couple pages and didn't bother to read them all.
...When your dog attacks your neighbor's dog. I have a yorkie that weighs in at almost twenty pounds. In other words, he's twice the size of an average Yorkshire Terrier.
killykavekommando wrote:...When your dog attacks your neighbor's dog. I have a yorkie that weighs in at almost twenty pounds. In other words, he's twice the size of an average Yorkshire Terrier.
Still roughly cat-sized though. I'd worry about him getting hurt.
My black lab/border collie mix, coming in at 70lbs, would eat yours
killykavekommando wrote:...When your dog attacks your neighbor's dog. I have a yorkie that weighs in at almost twenty pounds. In other words, he's twice the size of an average Yorkshire Terrier.
Still roughly cat-sized though. I'd worry about him getting hurt.
My black lab/border collie mix, coming in at 70lbs, would eat yours
Food for thought...and for shadow.
He's not exactly gigantic but his bark sounds like a German shepherd
....when you are going on a trip to a music academy with your orchestra tomorrow, and YOU HAVE A FETHING CUT IN YOUR LOWER LIP!!! We'll be staying there for four days, but I wont be able to play my saxophone in the first two days because of my lip. AAARGH!
YKTSF when your Doomscythe dies.... again :( as much as i want one, I just cannot justify buying what is essentially a flying rhino with a highly situational gun that costs about 5x as much bit is neary as easy to kill.
im2randomghgh wrote:
Blackhoof wrote:
Sorry to be pedantic, but the (awesome) quote is "all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others".
Capitalism has faults for sure, but at least it hasn't resulted in the collapse of any nations.
The reason communism has failed in the past is because it wasn't done because of any ideals, it was done because the rules wanted absolute power *cough*Stalin*cough*
And china is communist, and they are owed 1 trillions dollars by the US. For those of you who don't know what a trillion looks like; 1,000,000,000,000$.
Either way, I personally believe a socialist setting leaning a bit more towards the capitalist side without going too far is ideal. The canadian welfare system, government involvement in the economy, universal health care etc. combined with some good old fashioned common sense, which seems to be lacking these days.
Also, it could never work in practicality due to greedy a-holes, but utilitarianism is probably the best, as long as everyone involved co-operates to the fullest extent.
1) precisely, communism in its rawest form is impossible because very few people are content with being utterly equal with everyone else. Everyone wants power, and in a true communism, that cannot happen.
2) that is a very flawed example. China is more of a capitalist/communist fusion these days. In the past, under Mau (sp?) China suffered greatly. Poverty, famine, that sort of thing was common. However, years later (not sure when) China relaxed its strict policies and allowed people to own their own businesses. Things got instantly better for China, and tgey have bevome what they are today.
When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.
im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.
Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......
....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......
im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.
Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......
....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......
im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.
Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......
....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......
im2randomghgh wrote:When you are chopping logs and your axe sticks in a log and then you pull the axe up again not realizing this and once the axe is above your head, the axe stops gripping the log and it goes flying and you have t walk 10m to go get it and look like a tool.
Thats certainly better than the log falling on your head! happened to me some time ago......
....when you are chopping logs, and the axehead goes flying away......
While still buried in the log...
While lodged in your cranium...
In a hole, in a hole, in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.
It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.
It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'
I was joking...
An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.
It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'
I was joking...
An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?
We don't get many Canadians around here. In fact, the majority of the people in the surrounding city are Urak-hai. Some like me are Japanese-Irish, but that's a rare occasion.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone regularly questions your intelligence, sanity, constantly swears at you and lobs your bike helmet at a wall
I may be stupid, I may not. Call me what you like, swear away, cause I am completely crazy, or am I?
But when someone throws ny bike helmet, at a wall? That is where Idraw the line!!! You, offender, have 5 seconds to run and die!!!!!
Some jackarse used to do that to me in early middle school, but then I said that he had no testacles in front of the entire class, humiliating him, he was just sort of broken. He took a swing at me, but being 4'8" at the time, he missed and I elbowed him in the armpit. His bullying spirit was broken from then on, and since then I am much more confident in my own abilities.
That sinking feeling when some guy tells you you have no testicles and elbows you in the armpit.
It was a one-time deal. I've never met any Canadians, so it couldn't have been you.
...When you trip and a shear of your elbow is removed.
...When the nurse says "The good news is that you don't stitches- there's nothing left to sew back on.'
I was joking...
An american who hasn't ever met a Canadian? What sorcery is this?
We don't get many Canadians around here. In fact, the majority of the people in the surrounding city are Urak-hai. Some like me are Japanese-Irish, but that's a rare occasion.
Which region of the US do you live in?
Because Whenever I've been to the Northern areas, I have seen and recognized Canadians, and in places like california and Texas i've seen quite a few too. It is about as unlikely as a Canadian who has never met an American.
We can't be everywhere after all, the population of Mexico City alone is about equal to a third of my ENTIRE COUNTRY!!! I mean 11million in one city, really?
And the reason I found it strange with killy was that Canadians and American are generally very thoroughly intermingled, I wouldn't really expect it from any other country, as we have no other land-borders. I bet there are entire countries without a single Canadian on their soil. Probably not so for Americans.
Especially when you realize that about 1/24 people IN THE WORLD are american, which also happens to be a sinking feeling of mine.
That sinking feeling when one of your fellow Canadians rightly brags about our county's prowess in Hockey but denigrates the team that knocked us out of the Gold Medal game for the World Juniors this year as 'not much competition.'
n0t_u wrote:When you get bulldozed by an infant quote pyramid.
Make sure you stop expanding it so as to not get this thread locked.
I have never seen an American or a Canadian.
That's odd, one of my friends from photography is Australian. In fact, she's one of the best photographers I know. Well, you know that you've seen an American when you hear someone enunciating their 'r' sound as if it were a swear word, and ranting about guns and politics.
...When n0t_u has never met an American.
...When SOPA is going through. Well boys, let's make this last. Dakka may be closed because someone several years ago pirated something on the website.
...When there's no salute emote.
When you go to your FLGS almost every day of the week, hoping for some one to play to find no one. But, when you don't show up that is when 10+ come looking for a game.
YKTSF when you have 95 dollars coming in for some things, and you can't decide whether to save it or buy a gas mask... Or save it to buy the holy grail of gas masks.... the m40
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when you have 95 dollars coming in for some things, and you can't decide whether to save it or buy a gas mask... Or save it to buy the holy grail of gas masks.... the m40
I had a download the microsoft told me would take 100years. it actually took 2 days, and then didnt work because it didn't have the right Spooge. lol yeap it's true.
Jefffar wrote:That sinking feeling when one of your fellow Canadians rightly brags about our county's prowess in Hockey but denigrates the team that knocked us out of the Gold Medal game for the World Juniors this year as 'not much competition.'
I was talking about my age group...I am highschool and AAA, and hope to get drafted this year. The best team in Russia (the Russian Red Army) is not even top 5, all top 5 are Canadian.
Automatically Appended Next Post: YKTRFW both of your Spyder IIIs arrive in the mail...lasers so powerful they have an 85 mile range and a warning not to point at planes/satellites on the box, with one being 8000x brighter than the sun and the other able to cut through rock.
... that sinking feeling when you're playing against Orks, and your Defiler whiffs most of its attacks against a Battlewagon with a Deffrolla.
... that sinking feeling when you then realise that your Defiler, one Rhino, and a Vindicator, all on a road, are nicely lined up for that Battlewagon with a Deffrolla to ram... and no matter what you do, your Defiler's gonna cop at least 1d6, if not 2d6, S10 hits.
... that RELIEVED feeling when you suddenly remember that your Defiler DID manage to stun said Deffrolla, so it can't actually ram this turn.
... that sinking feeling when a mob of twenty Orks with a Nob + Power Klaw pile out of stunned Battlewagon and assault the Defiler.
... that rising feeling when your Defiler, having a better initiative than the power klaw, puts its attacks on the Battlewagon instead of the Ork mob, manages to explode the Battlewagon, and then kill six of the orks with said explosion.
... that sinking feeling when the power klaw penetrates your Defiler, rolls for the damage, gets a cocked dice (that would've been a one!), rerolls the cocked dice... and gets a six.
... that vindicated feeling when your exploding Defiler still manages to kill another four orks.
...When you realize that girls say hi to your friends, and not you. Not that I really care, but it's kind of like "hey, so and so, hey so and so." and then they just don't say hi to me. Then again, no one does.
...When you couldn't care the least about your last sinking feeling.
...When you have secret plans for an evil empire (that's a lie. It's a Utilitarianist Federation)
killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that girls say hi to your friends, and not you. Not that I really care, but it's kind of like "hey, so and so, hey so and so." and then they just don't say hi to me. Then again, no one does.
...When you couldn't care the least about your last sinking feeling.
...When you have secret plans for an evil empire (that's a lie. It's a Utilitarianist Federation)
Could be worse you could have had a stalker or two...
YKTSFW you moved onto the next stage of an application of a test where they test you by making the group of applicants have a group discussion. Then there is that one guy that talks over everyone and echos your ideas as you start saying them getting the second part wrong...
YKTSFW they say they'll let everyone know in approximately 1-2 weeks whether they made it through to the next stage of application or not.
YKTSFW a friend seems to be trying to get you a job at where they work, yet you have no real interest to work there but go with it anyway as you need some job at least.
n0t_u wrote:YKTSFW a friend seems to be trying to get you a job at where they work, yet you have no real interest to work there but go with it anyway as you need some job at least.
n0t_u wrote:YKTSFW a friend seems to be trying to get you a job at where they work, yet you have no real interest to work there but go with it anyway as you need some job at least.
YKTRF when you get to spend a whole night with gaming friends and my one year of experience is the most in the room now.
By the way just started a blog of the army and my progress thus far. check it out and leave some feedback. Yea I know shameless plug. the link is in the signature.
1) Never, EVER refer to your gf as a 'hoe'. It won't end well, and you may be humiliated/killed by her if she catches you using it!
2) Gfs>bros>hoes
3) This means pick your gf over your bros, and your bros over the hoes
4) Hoes are girls you are attractive and you wish to pull. Don't use for your gf for the reasons stated in 1.
5) Paintball>Airsoft. Just saying.
YKTSFW every time I post in a thread in Off-Topic it derails instantly. I honestly do not mean to, it's just no-one likes my beliefs and goes into instant RAEG MODE!1!!!one when they see I posted. Even the moderator hates me and takes the piss out of me
Ah well, even if they do not respect my right to believe what I want, I shall respect theirs and allow them to think I am just trollin'
Just like DeadlySquurrel hasn't done.
Much like he clearly hasn't actually read or studied any actual science either.
Still, with a bit of luck when the Atlanteans return later this year from Zeta Reticuli they'll lead us to an age of enlightenment. Where we shall all bestride the world like a legion of Dr. Manhattans.
An army of powerful, and naked, blue wang as far as the eye can see. Can't wait.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:YKTSFW every time I post in a thread in Off-Topic it derails instantly. I honestly do not mean to, it's just no-one likes my beliefs and goes into instant RAEG MODE!1!!!one when they see I posted. Even the moderator hates me and takes the piss out of me
Ah well, even if they do not respect my right to believe what I want, I shall respect theirs and allow them to think I am just trollin'
Just like DeadlySquurrel hasn't done.
Much like he clearly hasn't actually read or studied any actual science either.
Still, with a bit of luck when the Atlanteans return later this year from Zeta Reticuli they'll lead us to an age of enlightenment. Where we shall all bestride the world like a legion of Dr. Manhattans.
An army of powerful, and naked, blue wang as far as the eye can see. Can't wait.
In other news : don't troll
You do realise that if you had a basic understanding of Biology you'd realise how much crap you wrote, right?
DeadlySquirrel wrote:YKTSFW every time I post in a thread in Off-Topic it derails instantly. I honestly do not mean to, it's just no-one likes my beliefs and goes into instant RAEG MODE!1!!!one when they see I posted. Even the moderator hates me and takes the piss out of me
Ah well, even if they do not respect my right to believe what I want, I shall respect theirs and allow them to think I am just trollin'
Just like DeadlySquurrel hasn't done.
Much like he clearly hasn't actually read or studied any actual science either.
Still, with a bit of luck when the Atlanteans return later this year from Zeta Reticuli they'll lead us to an age of enlightenment. Where we shall all bestride the world like a legion of Dr. Manhattans.
An army of powerful, and naked, blue wang as far as the eye can see. Can't wait.
In other news : don't troll
You do realise that if you had a basic understanding of Biology you'd realise how much crap you wrote, right?
See? POW, thread derailed.
The science I know is not accepted by most, and therefore I do not understand science. No. I do, just not the general scientific consensus... Eve then, I do understand. I just disagree.
1) Never, EVER refer to your gf as a 'hoe'. It won't end well, and you may be humiliated/killed by her if she catches you using it!
2) Gfs>bros>hoes
3) This means pick your gf over your bros, and your bros over the hoes
4) Hoes are girls you are attractive and you wish to pull. Don't use for your gf for the reasons stated in 1.
5) Paintball>Airsoft. Just saying.
Agree with 1-4, disagree with 5.
And I just use it cause it rhymes.
LOL we have a very...odd relationship tho, to the extent I doubt she'd mind. She introduced me to her parents as "that fatass I sometimes go to the movies with" which is odd considering I am very athletic and only about 170.
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Castiel wrote:When Deadly Squirrel successfully trolls the cancer cure thread. Makes a good laugh if you read it though!
1) Never, EVER refer to your gf as a 'hoe'. It won't end well, and you may be humiliated/killed by her if she catches you using it!
2) Gfs>bros>hoes
3) This means pick your gf over your bros, and your bros over the hoes
4) Hoes are girls you are attractive and you wish to pull. Don't use for your gf for the reasons stated in 1.
5) Paintball>Airsoft. Just saying.
Agree with 1-4, disagree with 5.
And I just use it cause it rhymes.
LOL we have a very...odd relationship tho, to the extent I doubt she'd mind. She introduced me to her parents as "that fatass I sometimes go to the movies with" which is odd considering I am very athletic and only about 170.
That is a sign of a good relationship, where you can insult your partner and they inherently know it is a joke and are completely comfortable with it and you are comfortable insulting said partner. Well played
EDIT: I think the cancer thread is still around in Off-Topic if you fancy a peek. Got locked though.
1) Never, EVER refer to your gf as a 'hoe'. It won't end well, and you may be humiliated/killed by her if she catches you using it!
2) Gfs>bros>hoes
3) This means pick your gf over your bros, and your bros over the hoes
4) Hoes are girls you are attractive and you wish to pull. Don't use for your gf for the reasons stated in 1.
5) Paintball>Airsoft. Just saying.
Agree with 1-4, disagree with 5.
And I just use it cause it rhymes.
LOL we have a very...odd relationship tho, to the extent I doubt she'd mind. She introduced me to her parents as "that fatass I sometimes go to the movies with" which is odd considering I am very athletic and only about 170.
That is a sign of a good relationship, where you can insult your partner and they inherently know it is a joke and are completely comfortable with it and you are comfortable insulting said partner. Well played
im2randomghgh wrote:But what were you talking about, squirrel, with the science thing? What did you post that was "ridiculous"? I haven't read EVERYTHING on this thread.
Alternative cures for cancer, then it got out of hand and ended up as a cluster-feth of rainbows and candy... Basically everyone raged about alternate medicines and conspiracies to do with drug companies.
im2randomghgh wrote:But what were you talking about, squirrel, with the science thing? What did you post that was "ridiculous"? I haven't read EVERYTHING on this thread.
Alternative cures for cancer, then it got out of hand and ended up as a clusterfeth of rainbows and candy...
I remember hearing about a compound with a success rate 16x higher than chemotherapy, but it was not a compound that could be copywritten, so pharmaceutical companies cannot make money off it, so they refuse to put in the research for final testing.
Anyways, I believe in some...alternatice sciences...too, à la Tesla.
It would certainly explain how there are so many things currently unexplainable by science, as well as the whole CERN faster than light thing...
im2randomghgh wrote:But what were you talking about, squirrel, with the science thing? What did you post that was "ridiculous"? I haven't read EVERYTHING on this thread.
Alternative cures for cancer, then it got out of hand and ended up as a clusterfeth of rainbows and candy...
I remember hearing about a compound with a success rate 16x higher than chemotherapy, but it was not a compound that could be copywritten, so pharmaceutical companies cannot make money off it, so they refuse to put in the research for final testing.
Anyways, I believe in some...alternatice sciences...too, à la Tesla.
It would certainly explain how there are so many things currently unexplainable by science, as well as the whole CERN faster than light thing...
It is the same with phage treatment, the companies cannot copyright it and make billions so they won't finance it. It is disgusting.
im2randomghgh wrote:But what were you talking about, squirrel, with the science thing? What did you post that was "ridiculous"? I haven't read EVERYTHING on this thread.
Alternative cures for cancer, then it got out of hand and ended up as a clusterfeth of rainbows and candy...
I remember hearing about a compound with a success rate 16x higher than chemotherapy, but it was not a compound that could be copywritten, so pharmaceutical companies cannot make money off it, so they refuse to put in the research for final testing.
Anyways, I believe in some...alternatice sciences...too, à la Tesla.
It would certainly explain how there are so many things currently unexplainable by science, as well as the whole CERN faster than light thing...
It is the same with phage treatment, the companies cannot copyright it and make billions so they won't finance it. It is disgusting.
I bet they have bs excuses like "preventing overpopulation" too.
Yes, but not publicly. The smaller the population, the easier it is to control.
And because the maximum human population that can be sustained indefinately by the earth is ~10.5 billion, and the largest sustainable population with a strict organic-only growing principal is about 3 billion.
The last sentence you posted is getting a bit far into the conspiracy theory gray area.
Yes, but not publicly. The smaller the population, the easier it is to control.
And because the maximum human population that can be sustained indefinately by the earth is ~10.5 billion, and the largest sustainable population with a strict organic-only growing principal is about 3 billion.
The last sentence you posted is getting a bit far into the conspiracy theory gray area.
There is no grey area. Something either "is" or "is not". And the fact remains that something "is" going on behind our backs... God knows what it is though, one can only speculate what the most powerful people in the world are capable of. When you have power, the only thing you want is more power.
Yes, but not publicly. The smaller the population, the easier it is to control.
And because the maximum human population that can be sustained indefinately by the earth is ~10.5 billion, and the largest sustainable population with a strict organic-only growing principal is about 3 billion.
The last sentence you posted is getting a bit far into the conspiracy theory gray area.
There is no grey area. Something either "is" or "is not". And the fact remains that something "is" going on behind our backs... God knows what it is though, one can only speculate what the most powerful people in the world are capable of. When you have power, the only thing you want is more power.
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Overthinking it? Nothing goes on behind our backs; if you search long enough and diligently, the internet has the answer to just about anything.
There's a saying round these parts: "stay single and just mingle". Hell, when you are less than 20 (like moi), a serious relationship is probably something you wanna avoid.
Squidmanlolz wrote:When this thread "catches a wave" and gets off topic every 5-8 pages or so.
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Deadshot wrote:When no one likes hack and slash games anymore.
Everyone still loves them, just FPS are more popular, thanks to Halo. Except Halo is respectable, unlike COD.
^fact.^
I miss Halo. Was brilliant.
Is there even a set topic of discussion anymore?
Miss Halo? It hasn't gone away. What with Halo anniversary, I rather think 343 studios is going to do a fantastic job with the new trilogy. The halo series should at least get me thorough university and a year or two on top of that.
YKTSF When you're actually really happy, but something seems missing. Like a woman.
Or more material possessions
YKTSF When you've never had a serious girlfriend because you're too independent and can't commit to anything even though girls fall all over you. Oh well. There's a time and a place for serious relationships, and it's not that time yet. I'd be better off not wasting my time on teenage girls that I'm not interested in in the first place.
YKTSF When you really feel like venting about your relationship dilemmas on a wargaming forum.
I'm too picky. If a girl says anything I find particularly trite or banal, that's it, no matter how good they look. If they're a better person than me (which they usually are), I'm either jealous or ashamed, and that's it. If all they talk about is 'people' and what people are doing, and what people are saying and what people have to do with them, that's about it.
I like girls with ideas. I like girls who involve themselves in current events. I like girls who are honest, for better or worse. I like girls with cute butts and attractive middles. I like girls who like to just do nothing and watch television instead of going out and wasting time. I like connecting. I like girls who like smart music, like Bob Dylan and Gil Scott-Heron. I like girls who dress well, but not so well that it's obnoxious.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.
Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.
Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.
How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.
Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.
Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.
How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.
Hating for the sake of hating?
I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.
Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.
Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.
How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.
Hating for the sake of hating?
I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:The new Halo's just aren't the same. Reach was ok, I dislike Anniversary and 4 looks awful.
Reach was sexy as feth, better than 3.
Anniversary was JUST LIKE CE. This has nothing to do with 343. If you dislike it, it is because the original wasn't good enough for you, which is heresy.
How can 4 look awful? They haven't shown gameplay yet, all we have is a cinematic.
Hating for the sake of hating?
I loved CE, but I don't think anniversary was needed. 4 looks awful because the series has run it's course and they should just leave it be and not milk it. Also, you battle Forerunners. FORERUNNERS. The EXTINCT species that sacrificed themselves to stop the Flood.
I agree with DeadlySquirrel, 110%
This would hardly be the first time you've fought sentinels, and I am betting you'll be fighting covenant pirates/insurrectionists. The series will not be finished until master chief and Cortana retire. How was anniversary not needed? Now we can play CE on our xbox 360s with modern halo graphics and faster processing. 4 looks sexy.
When you get into an argument with three idiots that were on about it being hilarious to make fun of someone, you make a joke at one of the guy's expense and they all start raging and are too stupid see the irony of it all. Funny at first, but the novelty wore off, kind of like "aha, what idiots ... but seriously, humanity is doomed."
...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there ...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:
Spoiler:
Aliens: Colonial Marines
...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.
shrike wrote:When you get into an argument with three idiots that were on about it being hilarious to make fun of someone, you make a joke at one of the guy's expense and they all start raging and are too stupid see the irony of it all. Funny at first, but the novelty wore off, kind of like "aha, what idiots ... but seriously, humanity is doomed."
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there ...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:
Spoiler:
Aliens: Colonial Marines
...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.
SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team
SF 2, No.
SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.
Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.
EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy
im2randomghgh wrote:
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there ...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:
Spoiler:
Aliens: Colonial Marines
...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.
SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team
SF 2, No.
SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.
Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.
EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy
In the U.S. Army, every below the rank of colonel fights. My family's friend is a lt. colonel, and he was just recently injured an operation, led by him. By an AK bullet.
YKTSFW... you've been working on a pic for three days, you're nearing completion... and you suddenly just don't want to do anything more on it at all. >_<
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you play airsoft against a 'real team' and you only have 3 members of your team there ...When people are talking about Halo and COD when you could be talking about this:
Spoiler:
Aliens: Colonial Marines
...When your grandmother wants you to go to Westpoint and die as a war hero.
SF 1, That just means less targets for the other team
SF 2, No.
SF 3, doesn't she know? Officers ne'er die. Enlist, that's how you get bitchez.
Oh and I've been accepted to CMR du C, the Canadian west point.
EDIT: I forgot the english acronym for i t is RMC of C, #awks french guy
In the U.S. Army, every below the rank of colonel fights. My family's friend is a lt. colonel, and he was just recently injured an operation, led by him. By an AK bullet.
I know, but they are not frontline.
From what I have heard from my buddies in LANDCOM (Canadian Army) who are officers, they advance in the last line in fire and advance combat, and are armed with a pistol and a radio.
Interesting fact most people don't seem to realize, even though the Canadian military is pretty weak (100,000 men and women, including support staff) on an individual basis they are amongst the best in the world, and our snipers are the best, with the only real competition being US, UK and Isreal. Normal Canadian soldiers go through army training AND marine training.
The Canadian army sends soldiers to the US ranger school every year (about 7 Canadian per 50 Americans) and would so frequently top the class (with, usually, all or most of the 7 in the top ten for each group) that they now have a "best international soldier" award so that US army troops can win awards too.
note: not hating on anyone, just sayin', Canada gets pissed on quite often.
WOW mega-digress
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killykavekommando wrote:...When you get shot by an airsoft M203 from 2 feet away
Was hit by riot controls bean bag guns last year in the Vancouver hockey related riots (I know, that sounds weird to non-Canadians, but it IS a reason to riot here )
Trust me, we get into riots in the US about much more pointless things than hockey (which isn't pointless at all), except the cops don't use beanbag guns. They use real guns, but I'm pretty sure that they purposely suck at aiming as to not hit anyone, just scare them,
YKTSFW you realize you're a cynical because you don't know the answer of bros or hoes because either is just as likely to ditch you in favor of something shiny.
Neither bros nor 'women,' put more appropriately for me. Knowledge comes first. I would sacrifice friends and money for infinite knowledge without remorse.
YKTSF when you see the "Go back, we fethed up everything!" picture, and realise its very true.
When you are really looking forward to the lectures for an interesting subject, but then realise that the lecturer is also an experiment as to whether it is actually possible to kill someone by boring them to death.
When you realise most of the people on here are Halo fanboys. Terrible, IMHO.
COME AT ME BRO!!!
*Ahem* Back OT... When the thread de-rails again. When you want Space Marine to be really good, but it just... isn't. Damn online. Campaign was great while it lasted.
When you have copious amounts of coursework to do. Think GCSEs are hard? have fun at A level.
If it's anything like having 2 GCSEs, 2 internal assesments, having to go to school on a sunday, and stupid amounts of work outside of all of this, I pity you.
Castiel wrote:YKTSF when you see the "Go back, we fethed up everything!" picture, and realise its very true.
When you are really looking forward to the lectures for an interesting subject, but then realise that the lecturer is also an experiment as to whether it is actually possible to kill someone by boring them to death.
i just had that, we have an archeaology modual in my history degree and i was really lookinh foward to it. iit turns out the lecture is not qualified, used to teach drama and has no idea wht she wants from your essay. needless to say i do not mhave much confidence in passing that one!
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liquidjoshi wrote:Sounds about the same, apart from "Going to school on Sunday". Now that's just rough.
Yh, that's only because I'm in the choir of a catholic school, and it's only about one Sunday mass per year. Still, that's one Sunday more than I want to waste.
liquidjoshi wrote:Sounds about the same, apart from "Going to school on Sunday". Now that's just rough.
Yh, that's only because I'm in the choir of a catholic school, and it's only about one Sunday mass per year. Still, that's one Sunday more than I want to waste.
So one Sunday a year? I have to go every Sunday to serve, but meh, one hour a week isn't so bad.
killykavekommando wrote:...When your dog attacks your neighbor's dog. I have a yorkie that weighs in at almost twenty pounds. In other words, he's twice the size of an average Yorkshire Terrier.
Still roughly cat-sized though. I'd worry about him getting hurt.
My black lab/border collie mix, coming in at 70lbs, would eat yours
Food for thought...and for shadow.
A bit random, but I think we might have the same family of dog. I have a black lab/border collie as well and her mothers name was shadow
killykavekommando wrote:Trust me, we get into riots in the US about much more pointless things than hockey (which isn't pointless at all), except the cops don't use beanbag guns. They use real guns, but I'm pretty sure that they purposely suck at aiming as to not hit anyone, just scare them,
Are you aware of the scale of the hockey riot though? The whole city hit the fan.
And I am glad to hear an American acknowledge the awesomeness of hockey
killykavekommando wrote:Neither bros nor 'women,' put more appropriately for me. Knowledge comes first. I would sacrifice friends and money for infinite knowledge without remorse.
And then you would die alone and all that knowledge would be as nothing.
killykavekommando wrote:Neither bros nor 'women,' put more appropriately for me. Knowledge comes first. I would sacrifice friends and money for infinite knowledge without remorse.
And then you would die alone and all that knowledge would be as nothing.
Correction: knowledge is my friends. I'd just publish my work through a printing company or online, and when I finally die and there is no DBZ scouter eye cat in the world left, I shall be remembered.
As for hockey, it is awesome but I don't have anyone to play with.
Why are we in chain fiction? We're going to lose some serious membership and views.
killykavekommando wrote:Neither bros nor 'women,' put more appropriately for me. Knowledge comes first. I would sacrifice friends and money for infinite knowledge without remorse.
And then you would die alone and all that knowledge would be as nothing.
Correction: knowledge is my friends. I'd just publish my work through a printing company or online, and when I finally die and there is no DBZ scouter eye cat in the world left, I shall be remembered.
As for hockey, it is awesome but I don't have anyone to play with.
Why are we in chain fiction? We're going to lose some serious membership and views.
Castiel wrote:This is how killy will look in a couple of years!
and his house:
That's silly. Why would I wear such a makeshift foil hat? I prefer my tin-mech battle suit when I get paranoid.
I was just kidding about 'knowledge is my friends' I have real friends that I know in person such as pinoypower, Knox, and other guys that I knew prior to dakka
Castiel wrote:This is how killy will look in a couple of years!
and his house:
That's silly. Why would I wear such a makeshift foil hat? I prefer my tin-mech battle suit when I get paranoid.
I was just kidding about 'knowledge is my friends' I have real friends that I know in person such as pinoypower, Knox, and other guys that I knew prior to dakka
We know, but the opportunity for taking the mick was too much fun to pass up!
Castiel wrote:This is how killy will look in a couple of years!
and his house:
That's silly. Why would I wear such a makeshift foil hat? I prefer my tin-mech battle suit when I get paranoid.
I was just kidding about 'knowledge is my friends' I have real friends that I know in person such as pinoypower, Knox, and other guys that I knew prior to dakka
We know, but the opportunity for taking the mick was too much fun to pass up!
I wasn't kidding about a tin foil mecha, however. At twenty feet tall and firing 20 foil clumps a second, you don't want to fire any rays at me.
When you're cat thinks its a good idea to sit in you're miniatures box.
Thats about 100 Iron brigade models, each holding the muskets on their shoulder with the bayonets on, cat got stabbed and models got bent, not good for anybody.
YKTRFW you realize that in the new edition, Manta Heavy RGs are no longer twin-linked and can fire seperately, and they can now carry 20 more FWs/ 6 more suits.
YKTSFW it's a fake. All of the previous leaks have been leaked whilst on the way to the printing house (it is separate from GW so is transported). Whilst in transition between the two places is when it is easiest to get a hold of and then release it... The 6th ed rulebook has not gone for printing yet.
The science I know is not accepted by most, and therefore I do not understand science. No. I do, just not the general scientific consensus... Eve then, I do understand. I just disagree.
YKTSF when someone thinks that cancer is caused by fungus infected with a virus, and can then be cured with baking soda, and when people say he is wrong (which he clearly is) he merely claims to believe in a "different kind of science".
That is the beauty of science- unlike religion, there are black and white areas in addition to the grey. Some things are clearly wrong, some are clearly right. If you vehemently believe and preach things that are wrong... like, REALLY wrong, not probably wrong, then you are asking to be ridiculed.
DeadlySquirrel wrote:YKTSFW it's a fake. All of the previous leaks have been leaked whilst on the way to the printing house (it is separate from GW so is transported). Whilst in transition between the two places is when it is easiest to get a hold of and then release it... The 6th ed rulebook has not gone for printing yet.
Except most of the 6ed rumours are vague, and plausible, and awesome.
If they really DO break the edition cycle, then we can expect to see the HH in detail, and an advancement in the storyline.
The science I know is not accepted by most, and therefore I do not understand science. No. I do, just not the general scientific consensus... Eve then, I do understand. I just disagree.
YKTSF when someone thinks that cancer is caused by fungus infected with a virus, and can then be cured with baking soda, and when people say he is wrong (which he clearly is) he merely claims to believe in a "different kind of science".
That is the beauty of science- unlike religion, there are black and white areas in addition to the grey. Some things are clearly wrong, some are clearly right. If you vehemently believe and preach things that are wrong... like, REALLY wrong, not probably wrong, then you are asking to be ridiculed.
YKTSFW no. We are done, that discussion is finished. Move on.
YKTSFW I wish the 6th leak WAS real, because like you said, they are awesome.
The science I know is not accepted by most, and therefore I do not understand science. No. I do, just not the general scientific consensus... Eve then, I do understand. I just disagree.
YKTSF when someone thinks that cancer is caused by fungus infected with a virus, and can then be cured with baking soda, and when people say he is wrong (which he clearly is) he merely claims to believe in a "different kind of science".
That is the beauty of science- unlike religion, there are black and white areas in addition to the grey. Some things are clearly wrong, some are clearly right. If you vehemently believe and preach things that are wrong... like, REALLY wrong, not probably wrong, then you are asking to be ridiculed.
YKTSFW no. We are done, that discussion is finished. Move on.
YKTSFW I wish the 6th leak WAS real, because like you said, they are awesome.
@Science being black and white, you mean things like gravity right?
BAM!
Here are my thoughts, shamelessly plagiarized:
There's a certain order to the world. Mice get eaten by wolves, motorcyclists get demolished by 18-wheelers and gravity presides over the whole crazy parade, keeping it stuck to the ground like a boss. Understanding where forces rank compared with one another allows us to predict and explain all the different ways in which they will interact. The problem is that gravity, the one force that's involved in just about every interaction that happens here on Earth, is kind of all over the map.
When you look at it up close, gravity is decidedly on the mouse side of the hierarchy. Rub a balloon on your wool sweater (nice sweater, nerd) and pass it over a piece of paper. The tiny electromagnetic charge your sweater transferred to the balloon will lift the paper off the table, overcoming the Earth's gravitational pull. That's the same gravitational pull that tethers the moon in orbit around Earth. Up close, gravity gets its ass handed to it by a bond that's about as strong as worn-out Velcro. But over a distance of 234,000 miles, it acts like the chain on a mace being swung around the head of a planet-sized Viking
This is what's known as the Higgs mass hierarchy problem. Gravity has a tendency to wreak havoc on scientific hierarchies because the closer you look at it, the more likely it is to disappear. It's predictable when you take a step back and watch it yank things out of midair, but on closer inspection, it completely vanishes. In fact, at the realm of particle physics, gravity is 10 ^ 32 times weaker than the second weakest force.
The Earth's mass is 5.97 x 10 ^ 24 kilograms, which allows it to generate the supremely powerful and inescapable force that has held you on the surface of the Earth since you popped out of your mom. The fact that the stray electricity hanging out on your sweater could counteract it makes as much sense as a starving African child being able to bench-press a skyscraper.
How about Thermodynamics?
We intuitively understand the direction that energy travels -- from the thing with energy to the thing with less energy. That's why the second law of thermodynamics is among the first things you learn in science class that makes you say, "Well, gak, I could have told you that." If you're too hot, you move away from the campfire, not toward it. You don't need science to tell you that heat energy travels from the hot thing to the less-hot thing. Well, everywhere in the universe except the sun.
There's a discrepancy between what science says should happen and what the sun actually does, and it's known as the sun's coronal heating problem. Essentially, when heat leaves the sun, the laws of thermodynamics just totally break down for a few hundred miles, and nobody can quite figure out why.
The facts are pretty straightforward; the sun's surface sits comfortably at a blazing temperature of roughly 5,500 degrees Celsius. No problem there. However, as the heat travels from the sun's surface to the layer a few hundred miles away from its surface (known as the sun's corona), it rises to a temperature of 1,000,000 degrees Celsius. Which is 995,000 degrees Celsius, or 1,791,000 degrees Fahrenheit, or 1 billion gigawatts per 1/4 gigabyte jiggawatt hour (metric) hotter than it has any right to be.
The heat source (the giant ball of nuclear explosions and plasma) should be the hottest thing, not the empty vacuum of space around it. This is the only instance in the known universe where the thing doing the heating is actually cooler than the thing it's heating.
And it's been plaguing solar physicists worldwide since they discovered the little disagreement reality has with our universe in 1939. How is it possible that the area around the sun is about 200 times hotter than its surface? It's not, according to the second law of thermodynamics and everything else we're supposed to know about how the universe works.
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when you play runescape for like three minutes and remember why it sucks so much.
YKTSFW Runescape.
YKTSFW it shall be referred to only as THAT GAME from now on.
The game that shall not be named*
My friend attempted to drag me into That Game and I only played once. Then I gave myself an arrow to the knee as an excuse not to play because of how much it sucked.
...When you realize that you have gotten fussed up about nothing, and no one is going to make an uprising against you.
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when you play runescape for like three minutes and remember why it sucks so much.
YKTSFW Runescape.
YKTSFW it shall be referred to only as THAT GAME from now on.
The game that shall not be named*
My friend attempted to drag me into That Game and I only played once. Then I gave myself an arrow to the knee as an excuse not to play because of how much it sucked.
...When you realize that you have gotten fussed up about nothing, and no one is going to make an uprising against you.
Darth Vader:
I used to be a jedi like you, but then I took a lightsaber to the knee, and the other knee, and the elbow...and fell in some lava...and became a 6'6" black cyborg.
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when you play runescape for like three minutes and remember why it sucks so much.
YKTSFW Runescape.
YKTSFW it shall be referred to only as THAT GAME from now on.
The game that shall not be named*
My friend attempted to drag me into That Game and I only played once. Then I gave myself an arrow to the knee as an excuse not to play because of how much it sucked.
...When you realize that you have gotten fussed up about nothing, and no one is going to make an uprising against you.
Darth Vader:
I used to be a jedi like you, but then I took a lightsaber to the knee, and the other knee, and the elbow...and fell in some lava...and became a 6'6" black cyborg.
...When you lol at the above joke and everyone in the house looks at you funny.
remilia_scarlet wrote:you would rather face a vast army of the undead than hear your wife say "I told you so".
Well, if it isn't remilia scarlet. It's an honor to have the owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion in our thread ...When you know about anime.
...When your pen dries up.
...When you're out of ammunition and facing a mini gun-only team
YKTSFW you played the game that shall not be mentioned for 5 years...
YKTSFW some people claim to be able to know everything because of their belief structure while decrying religion (a different belief structure) as being stupid.
Also, on the topic of gravity and science being black and white and perfect... dark matter. That is all.
YKTSF when you look back at something you said and realise that it is silly in retrospect....
ok, saying that there are black and white areas in science was a little extreme, maybe there are just black areas. while nothing will ever be 100% proven true, plenty of things have been 100% proven false.
Take the aether for example. or the flat-earth theory. or DeadlySquirrels cancer cures.....
1) Cancer is caused by 7 or more mutations in your genes. These mutations cause the cell to undergo mitosis (cell division that creates new cells) constantly, with the gene that causes apoptosis (cell suicide) when something goes wrong in the cell mutated so it does not work. No fungi or viruses involved, just your body going wrong.
2) Actually, the 6th ed book is in the printers atm.
3) Excellent im2random, he suspects nothing!
YKTSF when someones science fails so hard it isn't funny.
The sinking feeling when the work week being over means you have several hundred pages of reading to analyze and write papers on for a class in two days.
The rising feeling you get when someone mentions the 6th ed rumors being true and being at the printers
The sinking feeling you get when you realize your codex is now 2 editions behind (it could be worse I know)
Work related:
The sinking feeling you get when your favorite manager calls out sick and you get the devil reincarnate instead.
The sinking feeling you get when your coworkers ate your share of the pizza and cookies.
The sinking feeling you get when you realize you've been cleaning grease out of fryers and broilers since 9. Its now 2 in the morning and you still aren't finished.
YKTRFW you see a bear model, life sized, only your own height on it's hind legs, and wondering if you can take it in a fight. And arrive at the conclusion-yes.
YKTSFW you're watching a show and the main character starts a past tense voice over while another main character runs off at the end of an episode in which they were dealing with their brother's drug problem; which was a secret to them that they overheard about. The credits starting after showing a flowerbed with blood flowing over it.
YKTSFW they're then shown jumping off a building in the first 10 seconds of the following episode and land in the flowerbed.
n0t_u wrote:YKTSFW you're watching a show and the main character starts a past tense voice over while another main character runs off at the end of an episode in which they were dealing with their brother's drug problem; which was a secret to them that they overheard about. The credits starting after showing a flowerbed with blood flowing over it.
YKTSFW they're then shown jumping off a building in the first 10 seconds of the following episode and land in the flowerbed.
what jacked up show were you watching?
YKTSFW, you know your not really that much older than ther rest of the people on this forum, but at the same time you think you are and just saddened by this fact. retirement... It's over rated.
that would suck, How'd it go.
