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GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:44:21


Post by: Alpharius


So, we have heard all sort of clues, maybe some false ones too (red herrings anyone), from GW.

We know 'all will be revealed' at GD Germany.

So, how does one order the Mystery Box again?

Will it be available online via GW once we actually know what it is?

Or is this 'in store' only?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:45:57


Post by: BrookM


I think you are confusing the mystery box with the black box.

BUT as said before, once it is revealed you will be able to pre-order it if you like.

And yes, the contents will be revealed.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:47:16


Post by: Cryonicleech


I'm guessing in-store, in order to promote their brick n' mortar locations that no one really goes to.

I don't think it's Space Hulk, as someone here quoted that Jervis stated it wasn't (Though who knows, I don't)

What do I think it is? Maybe an Epic 40k Starter Box, maybe a Reaver Titan, may be a collection of really, really old mini's that GW want to maximize profits on before they destroy the old moulds. Who Knows?



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:54:03


Post by: Alpharius


BrookM wrote:I think you are confusing the mystery box with the black box.

BUT as said before, once it is revealed you will be able to pre-order it if you like.

And yes, the contents will be revealed.


Er, maybe I am then?

I wouldn't put it past me...!

So, what is the BLACK BOX then too?

Yes, apparently I am confused.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:54:17


Post by: LunaHound



"A boat is a boat , but a mystery box can be anything! ...... even a boat!"

Peter from Family Guy


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:56:35


Post by: keezus


It's the PAN FO.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 20:58:48


Post by: BrookM


Alpharius wrote:
BrookM wrote:I think you are confusing the mystery box with the black box.

BUT as said before, once it is revealed you will be able to pre-order it if you like.

And yes, the contents will be revealed.


Er, maybe I am then?

I wouldn't put it past me...!

So, what is the BLACK BOX then too?

Yes, apparently I am confused.
The black box is the box that stores get about a month in advance with the releases of the upcoming month. Usually just the sprues, no boxes or instructions included. For example: the Amsterdam store's Black Box for August contained two Demolisher kits, one Hellhound kit, one Planetary Empires kit plus two Hive City tiles and a how to paint tanks book.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:01:47


Post by: Flashman


keezus wrote:It's the PAN FO.


Oh sod it, I'm going to ask. What is the PAN FO?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:04:02


Post by: lord marcus


ninja samurai panda's from hell is the pan fo.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:04:14


Post by: Cryonicleech


BrookM, I think he means that whole "GW's got this "We've never tried this crap before" box"


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:05:52


Post by: Alpharius


Right, that's the one.

The "Mystery Box" of "We've Never Done It Before" which will (allegedly) be revealed at GD Germany.

NOTE: REVEALED. NOT REVILED.

NOTE 2: It MIGHT be a good idea to keep op topic in this thread.

You know, just sayin'.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:09:12


Post by: Flashman


lord marcus wrote:ninja samurai panda's from hell is the pan fo.


Ah, the one thing I didn't guess (possibly because pandas come from China and not Japan). Still, sounds kind of fun.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:19:26


Post by: dietrich


For something they've never done before, it could be: Updated FAQs and Errata that fix real problems (like, do deffrollas ram, can you disembark from a Valkyrie, etc.).


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:20:24


Post by: TBD


Adding up all the information that I got the other day at the store and the context of that conversation, I'd say that it could very well indeed be a Warhammer Quest remake (like BrookM suggested in the other thread).


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:26:20


Post by: BrookM


Oh dear, you're marking me as a target for scorn now..


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:28:11


Post by: Flashman


Warhammer Quest? Seriously?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:42:06


Post by: BrookM


Well that or the oft hinted at Collectors Range of Primarchs and other Heresy models that have been mentioned at GD UK.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:49:18


Post by: Necros


Every time I see a post about this thing I just keep thinking of brad pitt at the end of Seven... "Ahhhh... what's in the boxxxx??!?!??!!!112"

GeeDub has the upper hand....


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:52:42


Post by: fullheadofhair


BrookM wrote:Well that or the oft hinted at Collectors Range of Primarchs and other Heresy models that have been mentioned at GD UK.


oooooo!! That is exciting if that was to happen. Not heard about that as a possibility. Can you imagine the number of purity seals and skulls you can fit on a primarch model to get patented GW GrimDark - hundreds?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 21:59:01


Post by: BrookM


Two moar weeks, let's try and keep our heads cool people. Take your pills.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:00:16


Post by: gorgon


It's Space Hulk. They said it's a board game.

Look for the "never done before" part to be about the corridors or miniatures or something.

The studio's likely under a gag order re: SH. If Jervis answered anything other than "no" when asked, he'd be giving it away. So he lied. *shrug*

The irony is that people might be disappointed when it's only SH. Whereas if they'd just announced SH, there'd be more excitement.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:00:23


Post by: TBD


Twenty - two (missing) + one (emperor) = nineteen, so if there are indeed 30 miniatures in the box who would the other eleven be?

Maybe it's the 40K version of Warhammer Quest


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:00:57


Post by: Flashman


I'm getting married in two weeks and shall miss the excitement. No Dakka permitted on the honeymoon!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:03:54


Post by: BrookM


Well, gotta give GW some credit for keeping it under lock and key for so long. I think it goes to show that GW could be intentionally leaking some things after all when they want to.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:10:02


Post by: pixelgeek


TBD wrote:Twenty - two (missing) + one (emperor) = nineteen, so if there are indeed 30 miniatures in the box who would the other eleven be?


IIRC aren't their supposed to be 30 figures in the new SH box? 10 Termies and 20 Genestealers?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:18:14


Post by: greenskin lynn


its a gw version of monopoly....except with 3 times as many spaces that cost you money


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:23:40


Post by: 1hadhq


But we also get "real-sized space marines and their opponents" to look at / throw some dice and move them.....

40k LARP ?



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 22:48:59


Post by: Mick A


Its Space Hulk. Its been reported so many times on so many sites that its coming out again this year that for Jervis to say there are no plans to release it again should point you to the 'mystery box' that know one is allowed to talk about. If he had said yes it will be out before xmas I would still be racking my brain as to what the mystery box was...
Mick


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:13:44


Post by: Alpharius


fullheadofhair wrote:
BrookM wrote:Well that or the oft hinted at Collectors Range of Primarchs and other Heresy models that have been mentioned at GD UK.


oooooo!! That is exciting if that was to happen. Not heard about that as a possibility.


Me neither!

Now THAT would get me going...

I still hope it is Space Hulk though.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:15:30


Post by: JD21290


Ok, missed this one, whats all the talk of a mystery box?
can it be ordered?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:18:09


Post by: TBD


JD21290 wrote:Ok, missed this one, whats all the talk of a mystery box?
can it be ordered?


Yes

You send me money, and I'll send you a box with something mysterious inside.

Deal?





GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:19:14


Post by: JD21290


nah, i think i give enough money away with all the crap i buy

so im guessing from what iev read is that its just a mystery box?
any idea on size or price so far?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:32:23


Post by: Alpharius


See here:

http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/07/gw-40k-rumors-mystery-box.html

All will be revealed in Germany in 2 weeks, give or take...

It looks like you'll have to be 'in store' to get it though?

Now THAT is lame, if true...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:35:30


Post by: CT GAMER


Necros wrote:Every time I see a post about this thing I just keep thinking of brad pitt at the end of Seven... "Ahhhh... what's in the boxxxx??!?!??!!!112"

GeeDub has the upper hand....


Maybe Andy Chamber's head will be in the box...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:38:00


Post by: TBD


JD21290 wrote:nah, i think i give enough money away with all the crap i buy

so im guessing from what iev read is that its just a mystery box?
any idea on size or price so far?


Ok, I thought you were making a joke because everybody here has been speculating about it lately (I even hear some have sleepless nights).

The content of the secret box will be revealed mid August. Maybe at Games Day Germany, which is the 16th. After they reveal what will be inside you can pre-order it, and collect it at a GW store at the release date, which is september 6th if I'm not mistaken. Not sure if you can only pick it up at the store, but I think so.

I recently spoke to someone who claims to have seen the product inside (and the source was as credible as can be in cases like these), and he gave a few spoilers. Among other things he said the price will be about 90 Euros and there will be approx. 30 miniatures inside.

Sounds like Space Hulk, but GW has been denying it. So either they lie, or it is something else. I wouldn't rule out either possibility.


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Alpharius wrote:See here:

http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/07/gw-40k-rumors-mystery-box.html

All will be revealed in Germany in 2 weeks, give or take...

It looks like you'll have to be 'in store' to get it though?

Now THAT is lame, if true...



Some of that info contradicts what I was told, like the price and their claim that it is something they have never done before (the employee said they did do this before, but not this good). I'm almost 100% sure he said I would be able to pre order it and pick it up the day it is released.

Of course we can't be sure if any of the info is correct until it is actually revealed, so who knows.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/07/31 23:52:51


Post by: JD21290


thanks for the info

so it looks like it will be £50?

narrows it down to either hulk (finally!) or yet another battleforce (they wouldnt do all this for that)


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 00:13:45


Post by: fullheadofhair


You know after all this if it is S.Hulk I think it will be like BFD.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 00:15:59


Post by: JD21290


lets face it, they have never done anything like this before, so that rules out battleforces (unless the fishmen are on thier way lol)

only other things they keep around the £50 mark are box games, and with all the hype about hulk i wouldnt be supprised if it was.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 01:44:35


Post by: ProtoClone




This thread reminded me of this.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 01:45:30


Post by: Sirius42


Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 01:54:54


Post by: Cryonicleech


Hopefully, when you open the box, it'll have nothing but a piece of paper that says "You guessed it, we're lowering prices" and everyone will be so happy they won't give a s**t that they spent money on an empty box.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 02:39:25


Post by: Lorek


Sirius42 wrote:Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


So, you're telling me that either:

1. Those four people worked DAMNED hard to make all the "whatevers" that they're going to sell.

OR

2. They killed everyone else who worked on the project, like an ancient Egyptian pharoah.



I call shenanigans.


(Ok, option three is that it's all made by non-English speaking Chinese.)


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 02:56:05


Post by: greenskin lynn


Iorek wrote:
Sirius42 wrote:Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


So, you're telling me that either:

1. Those four people worked DAMNED hard to make all the "whatevers" that they're going to sell.

OR

2. They killed everyone else who worked on the project, like an ancient Egyptian pharoah.



I call shenanigans.


(Ok, option three is that it's all made by non-English speaking Chinese.)


i choose option 4, a mass fanboi sacrifice that allowed them to outsource production from hell itself


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 03:09:44


Post by: Sidstyler


I've lost all interest in any future releases after GD Chicago where they showed us just how tight-lipped they had become. They apparently don't want me to get excited about their products, and it's working.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 03:21:46


Post by: Linkdead


Iorek wrote:
Sirius42 wrote:(Ok, option three is that it's all made by non-English speaking Chinese.)


GW has a product that is being mass produced in china right now this "mystery box" is likely to be it. All signs point towards pre-paint space hulk.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 04:37:25


Post by: Scottywan82


Iorek wrote:
Sirius42 wrote:Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


So, you're telling me that either:

1. Those four people worked DAMNED hard to make all the "whatevers" that they're going to sell.

OR

2. They killed everyone else who worked on the project, like an ancient Egyptian pharoah.



I call shenanigans.


(Ok, option three is that it's all made by non-English speaking Chinese.)


I believe someone already linked, this, but it bears repeating.



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 04:51:33


Post by: with an iron fist


Two words for you: Donation Basket.

And now you know...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 08:00:20


Post by: Burna Stompa


Sirius42 wrote:Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


I'm person number 3, and I know the answer.



It's a box full of new big hat stunties, and under the box is a sheet of paper that says: We've been working on this update for the past 3 years and none of you knew about it until now!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 08:21:44


Post by: hammerofulric


Weeks of GD Chicago speculation got you what? Jack!

And now we're doing it again? Sad (middle english sex)ers, all of us! Even me, for bothering to reply to this garbage thread.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 08:25:08


Post by: Orlanth


Its a big box full of price rises.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 09:54:46


Post by: Sidstyler


Orlanth wrote:Its a big box full of price rises.


And pain.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 09:57:51


Post by: number9dream


Iorek wrote:
Sirius42 wrote:Well I have been informed that currently only 4 people in the company know what is in the box, Jervis being one of them.


So, you're telling me that either:

1. Those four people worked DAMNED hard to make all the "whatevers" that they're going to sell.

OR

2. They killed everyone else who worked on the project, like an ancient Egyptian pharoah.



I call shenanigans.


(Ok, option three is that it's all made by non-English speaking Chinese.)

On the contrary, option #2 seems perfectly in line with standard GW business practice


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 10:12:03


Post by: SgtDavi


My local recieved a shipment of shirts apparently related to the box.

On the front it had a Chaos Mark and the words: "Everything you've been told is a lie"

and on the rear: "The Emperor is the only truth"

I saw the shirts myself but can't tell for certain if they are MB related.

My guess if it is....Inquistion board game


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 10:16:31


Post by: BrookM


While the first slogan is most definitely from Inquisitor I'm not so sure where the second slogan is from. I haven't seen that one anywhere in the Inquisitor book.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 11:18:17


Post by: Alpharius


SgtDavi wrote:My local recieved a shipment of shirts apparently related to the box.

On the front it had a Chaos Mark and the words: "Everything you've been told is a lie"

and on the rear: "The Emperor is the only truth"

I saw the shirts myself but can't tell for certain if they are MB related.

My guess if it is....Inquistion board game


Now that's interesting!

If they are related, that certainly moves us away from Space Hulk...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 11:46:13


Post by: Archonate


Sidstyler wrote:I've lost all interest in any future releases after GD Chicago where they showed us just how tight-lipped they had become. They apparently don't want me to get excited about their products, and it's working.


Precisely how I feel. Part of me hopes this is just a phase that will pass once they see what a horrible marketing idea it is to utterly deprive your fans of anything they might possibly get excited about, and fire the genius responsible. But I get the sinking feeling they will ignorantly carry on like this. Shame really. I used to love talking about upcoming releases. GW has taken that away, effectively killing my enthusiasm for everything they do.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 11:53:11


Post by: Alpharius


GW has been moving in this direction for a while now.

I think they figured the negative attention some releases were garnering outweighed any positive benefits?

Anyway, I still don't think GW has 'figured out' the Internet yet...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 12:00:35


Post by: BrookM


I think they have, or they just killed off all outgoing connections in the Studio and other departments. I find it amazing that there still isn't a leak or teaser of sorts going on. All we have is wild, wild speculation.


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Though 28mm Inquisitor sounds sexy, here's hoping that the models will be spanking good and if it's a bit like the old 54mm stuff, my girl is bound to jump in again with both feet.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 12:04:58


Post by: Alpharius


Interestingly enough, the T-Shirts are now being said to promote GW's 'return' to online news/rumors at their Website.

Hurrah?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 12:36:25


Post by: Hollismason


Whatever it is it will not live up to expectations.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 12:44:18


Post by: studderingdave


aww crap, you mean i actually have to go to a GW store?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 12:53:29


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


Flashman wrote:
keezus wrote:It's the PAN FO.


Oh sod it, I'm going to ask. What is the PAN FO?


Pan Fo...

Looks like its time for Waaagh_Gonads to deliver.



A teaser:

INTRODUCTION
Welcome to CODEX : Pan Fo. These pages contain information that the Pan Fo guard with the up most secrecy, all who read this are swan not to revile it to any alien race. The quest for a new home may be long, and hard, but it is in the up most importance. The Pan Fo aren’t evil, or good, they are natural. This does not mean that they are skilled in the art of war, far from it. With this information you will do what is necessary, and no more. Keep it save.


Yes you read it right, they move by farting...
They had the ability to literally swim though air by forcing air out from under themselves creating a area that propel them a small amount of the ground.


The truth will be reviled.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/206376.page#223205


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 13:47:33


Post by: Sidstyler


Revile the Pan Fo!

Alpharius wrote:Interestingly enough, the T-Shirts are now being said to promote GW's 'return' to online news/rumors at their Website.

Hurrah?


...wait, who said that?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 13:52:47


Post by: shadowseer92


cough pre-painted space hulk box with new termies nids and even a broolord and tiles for space hulk board cough... who said that?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 14:32:27


Post by: AgeOfEgos


Given the above slogans and the Heresy books, it would be interesting if it was a Heresy upgrade sprue.....



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 14:55:02


Post by: malfred


Sidstyler wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a big box full of price rises.


And pain.


"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!"


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 15:38:53


Post by: BrookM


Alpharius wrote:Interestingly enough, the T-Shirts are now being said to promote GW's 'return' to online news/rumors at their Website.

Hurrah?
Ha, that's a funny way of putting it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 16:48:12


Post by: avantgarde


Maybe it's nothing. I practical joke by Jervis for all those cruel cruel years of taunting by the online community.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:11:33


Post by: pox


I feel the whole mess is idiotic. I'm not a child, and don't really appreciate a bit of fun at the hands of GW. I know they don't mean it like that, but They need to communicate a bit better with their customers, or not at all.

Its odd, I've played Warhammer for about seventeen years. I have no plans to stop anytime soon, and I imagine I'll play for seventeen more years.

However, between idiotic shenanigans like this, and their monstrous prices, I have not purchased any related GW products in about a year. I do have the luxury of a mountain of unpainted stuff, But I will not be buying anything new from them anytime soon.

Seventy to a hundred dollars for a board game? It would seem to me that's the real surprise.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:19:06


Post by: Alpharius


I don't know, don't most board games (and by that I don't mean Sorry! or Monopoly) go for around that price?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:39:36


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


pox wrote:I feel the whole mess is idiotic. I'm not a child, and don't really appreciate a bit of fun at the hands of GW. I know they don't mean it like that, but They need to communicate a bit better with their customers, or not at all.

Its odd, I've played Warhammer for about seventeen years. I have no plans to stop anytime soon, and I imagine I'll play for seventeen more years.

However, between idiotic shenanigans like this, and their monstrous prices, I have not purchased any related GW products in about a year. I do have the luxury of a mountain of unpainted stuff, But I will not be buying anything new from them anytime soon.

Seventy to a hundred dollars for a board game? It would seem to me that's the real surprise.


Right. For the last time (sorry to pick on you for this Pox. Isn't personal I assure you).

The mystery box isn't necessarly anything that has been rumoured. The only thing we know is that on 17th August 2009, a new item comes for advanced order. The staff don't know what this is any more than we do. We will not be ordering blind. The second it hits the pre-order section, it will cease to be a mystery.

It is not necessarily Space Hulk. It is not necessarily a Board Game. It is not necessarily something GW have never done before. BolS presented a round of up sorts, selected repeated grumblings from around the Web, none of which are necessarily true or related to one another.

Me, I reckon it's Azhag The Slaughterer.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:49:01


Post by: Cryonicleech


Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Me, I reckon it's Azhag The Slaughterer.


Let's all cross our green fingers and hope this is true.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:53:49


Post by: BrookM


Azhag is already presented as the big thing for September in WD 356


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 17:54:45


Post by: Cryonicleech


Damn.

Well, at least I know he's on his way.


Still, it's probably (hopefully) discounts. In a box.


They've never done it before...right?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 18:01:31


Post by: BrookM


Let's try and think about realistic things, before you know it BoLS will pass that one off as truth and we all know what happens then..


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 18:24:20


Post by: Cryonicleech


Oh dear lord.

And nobody wants that.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 19:34:30


Post by: Uriels_Flame


Horus Heresy Board Game.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 19:38:07


Post by: legoburner


Uriels_Flame wrote:Horus Heresy Board Game.


Been done before, I have it sitting in my cupboard - great game though.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 19:40:17


Post by: Uriels_Flame


It's not like they haven't re-released something as "new"


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 19:53:30


Post by: Archonate


Alpharius wrote:Anyway, I still don't think GW has 'figured out' the Internet yet...

Oh I'm positive they haven't. Does anybody remember when GW had their own official forums on their website? It was a great place to chat about news and rumors and your favorite armies, but, like every forum in existence, there was a lot of frustrated and negative commentary. I get the feeling that GW representatives like Jervis get all butt-hurt when they get wind of angry customers, so they bury their heads in the ground (by, say, annihilating their own forums and refusing to allow any hints to circulate so they can't be criticized?) They haven't yet reached the maturity to understand that even negative expression from fans is good and generates excited anticipation. It means people care. Yet GW is happily strolling down the road toward effectively preventing us from caring...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 20:11:19


Post by: mikhaila


Alpharius wrote:I don't know, don't most board games (and by that I don't mean Sorry! or Monopoly) go for around that price?


Yep, a lot of boardgames are pushing 70.00 to 80.00 right now.


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studderingdave wrote:aww crap, you mean i actually have to go to a GW store?


Nope. In the US, Independent shops will be getting them.

Already asked the question and was assured that my shops would be able to order them.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 22:03:05


Post by: pox


Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
pox wrote:I feel the whole mess is idiotic. I'm not a child, and don't really appreciate a bit of fun at the hands of GW. I know they don't mean it like that, but They need to communicate a bit better with their customers, or not at all.

Its odd, I've played Warhammer for about seventeen years. I have no plans to stop anytime soon, and I imagine I'll play for seventeen more years.

However, between idiotic shenanigans like this, and their monstrous prices, I have not purchased any related GW products in about a year. I do have the luxury of a mountain of unpainted stuff, But I will not be buying anything new from them anytime soon.

Seventy to a hundred dollars for a board game? It would seem to me that's the real surprise.


Right. For the last time (sorry to pick on you for this Pox. Isn't personal I assure you).

The mystery box isn't necessarly anything that has been rumoured. The only thing we know is that on 17th August 2009, a new item comes for advanced order. The staff don't know what this is any more than we do. We will not be ordering blind. The second it hits the pre-order section, it will cease to be a mystery.

It is not necessarily Space Hulk. It is not necessarily a Board Game. It is not necessarily something GW have never done before. BolS presented a round of up sorts, selected repeated grumblings from around the Web, none of which are necessarily true or related to one another.

Me, I reckon it's Azhag The Slaughterer.


Welp, my bad, board games are that expensive. And I suppose Azhag does make sense, if they're finally going to launch their "master class" range of models. I just don't know why they would release it as a limited edition model.



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/01 22:13:23


Post by: The Phazer


BrookM wrote:Well, gotta give GW some credit for keeping it under lock and key for so long. I think it goes to show that GW could be intentionally leaking some things after all when they want to.


Of course, if it is Space Hulk then it was leaked, ages ago.

But I suppose it demonstrates that muddying the water works.

Phazer


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 00:50:23


Post by: Hollismason


I will bet a 1 month suspension from DakkaDakka that it is a Special Edition of Space Hulk or Space Hulk.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 00:56:47


Post by: JD21290


can i be the one to hand out that suspension if your wrong?
but ill have to agree with you there, bound to be hulk after all this time

(and not to the suspension part, if i get suspended the MOD will die )


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 01:03:56


Post by: TBD


Maybe it's an action figure of Jervis Johnson dressed up as Roboute Guilliman


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 01:07:18


Post by: JD21290


TBD, in that case ill be the 1st to buy one ................... then record the vid as i nail it to an iron halo and burn it


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 02:21:18


Post by: Alpharius


Hollismason wrote:I will bet a 1 month suspension from DakkaDakka that it is a Special Edition of Space Hulk or Space Hulk.


Done!

mikhaila wrote:

Nope. In the US, Independent shops will be getting them.

Already asked the question and was assured that my shops would be able to order them.


Will independent shops be able to get as many as they want?

I really don't have a local store anymore... I may need to find someone who'll take a 'mail order' request!



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 03:18:36


Post by: H.B.M.C.


The T-Shirts says something about the "Voice of the Emperor" and having to register.

Doesn't sound very Space Hulk-y.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 03:22:17


Post by: ShumaGorath


Hopefully it's the squats. Back for a month then gone for another decade!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 04:00:07


Post by: Kung Fu Jim


Spoiler alert...

*** Second wave of Imperial Guard, with a limited/special edition boxed set of Lord Solar Macharius and command staff.*** (jk) I really wish they would.

But second wave of Imp Guard is to be released very soon, could be related...???


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 04:40:45


Post by: BrookM


Second wave is already halfway upon us. We got the tanks yesterday and we'll be getting the two Catachan characters next month.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 04:41:36


Post by: Archonate


H.B.M.C. wrote:The T-Shirts says something about the "Voice of the Emperor" and having to register.

Doesn't sound very Space Hulk-y.


No indeed, that sounds more like an mmorpg... Which is impossible. But some kinda online thing perhaps...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 06:18:23


Post by: Linkdead


Oh the answer is clear then. The only thing that could possibly be in the Mystery box is the internet.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 06:23:27


Post by: JubJubMarine


I reckon Hollismason is right, I think that some Germans will walk out once it's been revealed (regardless of it being good or bad).


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 06:35:22


Post by: Sidstyler


Maybe it's a box full of Germans! Which they're going to reveal...at Games Day Germany!

...I don't really get it. How have they been living in that box for so long?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 10:31:20


Post by: BrookM


Where's RedSatan when we need him with his cryptic hints?!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 10:40:04


Post by: 1hadhq


Sidstyler wrote:Maybe it's a box full of Germans! Which they're going to reveal...at Games Day Germany!

...I don't really get it. How have they been living in that box for so long?


why should we see us as highlight of the year?

Remember we dont have this box presented to us, our hints consist of dropping a bomb....
Maybe the british are jealous of the continentals getting all the sneak peeks ( france, spain, italy ) and try to erase all evidence
of GW's presence outside the UK?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 11:40:12


Post by: Sidstyler


lolz, so the mystery present is literally a bomb, I like it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 13:07:46


Post by: Mithrax





GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 14:22:34


Post by: Elessar


T-Shirts are clearly a Codex: Inquisition related accident - I figure they've been accidentally shipped early.

After all, you have a DH quote on one side, and WH on the other.

This box is CATEGORICALLY NOT Warhammer Quest.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 14:50:17


Post by: TBD


The t-shirts are not necessarily related to the box. Didn't someone point out earlier in this thread that they are related to GW opening a new rumors section on their website? Or was that just a guess?

If so, the box can still be anything.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:05:46


Post by: carmachu


I have to admit- I dont care.

As someone pointe dout earlier, I'm not a child, I dont need to play these idiotic games. If its something very cool, maybe I'll get it.

If your expecting me to jump through hoops and line up on a specific day and such, they can just shove it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:10:31


Post by: superprism2


145...345...276...890...234...567...678...543...567...124...245...http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/250574.page...346574738483764874747575757333...7890654335677


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T-Shirts are clearly a Codex: Inquisition related accident - I figure they've been accidentally shipped early.

After all, you have a DH quote on one side, and WH on the other.

This box is CATEGORICALLY NOT Warhammer Quest.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:24:48


Post by: TBD


superprism2 wrote:145...345...276...890...234...567...678...543...567...124...245...http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/250574.page...346574738483764874747575757333...7890654335677


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T-Shirts are clearly a Codex: Inquisition related accident - I figure they've been accidentally shipped early.

After all, you have a DH quote on one side, and WH on the other.

This box is CATEGORICALLY NOT Warhammer Quest.



Is this supposed to be a secret code, or what is it supposed to be


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:27:43


Post by: BrassScorpion


Didn't we have a thread on this Mystery Box topic already that got closed just before this thread got started because no one had any actual information to add and all the posts had become strictly jokes, opinion commentary or wishes? Isn't this thread now also exactly like that? MODS?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:28:29


Post by: BrookM


superprism2 wrote:145...345...276...890...234...567...678...543...567...124...245...http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/250574.page...346574738483764874747575757333...7890654335677


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T-Shirts are clearly a Codex: Inquisition related accident - I figure they've been accidentally shipped early.

After all, you have a DH quote on one side, and WH on the other.

This box is CATEGORICALLY NOT Warhammer Quest.
Show us your proof PLEASE. If you're just basing this off the origins of the two quotes you might as well get an account with some stupid place.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 15:38:07


Post by: number9dream


Mithrax wrote:

Thank you - I had almost forgotten how much I love this song.
EDIT: Sigh, and it also reminded me of how much I hate the Youtube country restrictions.

Seriously, why is it that like 50% of all songs are "not available in my country"? Oh well, I'll just listen to it on spotify -.-


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 16:05:59


Post by: TBD


BrassScorpion wrote:Didn't we have a thread on this Mystery Box topic already that got closed just before this thread got started because no one had any actual information to add and all the posts had become strictly jokes, opinion commentary or wishes? Isn't this thread now also exactly like that? MODS?


A mod made this thread.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:31:30


Post by: Reaver83


MYSTERY BOX = TRY MOB SEXY

Mob Sexy is possibly a new game similar to legends of the old west but set in mafia New York


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:34:41


Post by: Elessar


I cannot show my proof - I do, however, know the contents of the box. As for the T-Shirt, well, that's just deductive reasoning.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:37:36


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Elessar wrote:I cannot show my proof - I do, however, know the contents of the box. As for the T-Shirt, well, that's just deductive reasoning.


And how do you know this? Only one way to prove it. PM me the night before it's announced, telling me what it is. Then I can verify to Dakka you weren't pulling our chain.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:41:02


Post by: Elessar


Fair enough. 16th isn't it?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:43:35


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


I think so!

Oh arr, and do you know know whats inside it, as in first hand information, or have you been told by an assumingly good source as to what it is? Don't need to know your source if it's the latter!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:43:55


Post by: 1hadhq


Elessar wrote:Fair enough. 16th isn't it?

It could be...

But were also fine if you just tell us NOW.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 18:44:32


Post by: Elessar


No, that won't happen.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 19:56:56


Post by: Alpharius


TBD wrote:
BrassScorpion wrote:Didn't we have a thread on this Mystery Box topic already that got closed just before this thread got started because no one had any actual information to add and all the posts had become strictly jokes, opinion commentary or wishes? Isn't this thread now also exactly like that? MODS?


A mod made this thread.


Well...

While I did make this thread, and I am a Mod, it certainly doesn't mean anything other than just that.

I thought we were close enough to the launch that we might be able to 'figure this out'.

Either that or Philbrad, Brimstone, or someone else would drift by and drop a hint that would help us out.

If this thread doesn't just die out of its own lack on info, or drifts too far afield, I'm sure it will suffer the same fate of all such threads...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 19:57:23


Post by: Burna Stompa


This will be my last reply to this thread.

@Elessar
Failboat.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 19:58:36


Post by: Elessar


Burna Stompa wrote:This will be my last reply to this thread.

@Elessar
Failboat.


I'm on a BOAT! Apparently...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:08:20


Post by: Faux Pas


H.B.M.C. wrote:The T-Shirts says something about the "Voice of the Emperor" and having to register.

Doesn't sound very Space Hulk-y.


Obviously it's a 40k version of Singstar with various Grimdark Hymns and Nursery Rhymes.....


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:24:47


Post by: orkman


I just really hope that this box isn't a huuuuge let down. I mean all this built up and then if it were to just be some worthless statue or something.....


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:29:00


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Well, we're the ones doing the build up to it, so we'd have a hard time blaming GW if it is something a bit meh.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:30:17


Post by: Alpharius


GW certainly could have NOT said anything and simply let it be a surprise on the 16th as well.

So, they are at least somewhat 'guilty' along with the rest of us.

Of course, it could still turn out to be all things to all people, so don't give up yet!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:33:41


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


I dunno mate. All GW have said is that there is a release on the 16th, and thats it.

The rest as far as I can make it purely Interweb Speculation. As I said earlier, the BolS report is more a rumour consolidation than a single, cohesive rumour. All those things could have been mentioned individually...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:46:00


Post by: superprism2


any thing could be in the box


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 20:46:22


Post by: archite666


Flashman wrote:
keezus wrote:It's the PAN FO.


Oh sod it, I'm going to ask. What is the PAN FO?


The pan is FO cookin silly!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 21:35:42


Post by: Kirasu


Starwars has shown that people will buy empty boxes with the word "limited edition" on it.. Perhaps its just an empty box that GW is gonna charge 50$ for and give you a limited edition # to show you were a party of a short print run!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 21:40:31


Post by: Alpharius


Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I dunno mate. All GW have said is that there is a release on the 16th, and thats it.

The rest as far as I can make it purely Interweb Speculation. As I said earlier, the BolS report is more a rumour consolidation than a single, cohesive rumour. All those things could have been mentioned individually...


Um, it wasn't quite as simple as that.

GW HAS hyped this a bit more than that, what with the "never been done before", "limted quantities, when they're gone they're gone!" and some strange "We're droppin' the bomb on the 16th" talk...

That's a tad more than "Stay tuned for...{yawn]...some odd release at GD Germany."


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 21:47:11


Post by: malfred


This is coming out on the 16th?

Lol, looks like GW needs some hype during the GenCon days without having to
go to GenCon.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 21:50:39


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Up for Advanced Order on the 16th, not release.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 22:12:00


Post by: Flashman


Colour me not that interested. Got plenty of stuff on the go at the moment and I'm not being dragged off in another direction (although I'll still want to know what the damn thing was).


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/11/01 16:37:51


Post by: Alpharius


I have to admit, at this point, it has 'worked' on me.

I mean, to the extent that I care what it is.

Which is by no means a guaranteed sale, but I'll be paying attention.

Of course, I 'pay attention' every day anyway, so...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 22:40:06


Post by: BrassScorpion


The T-shirts sporting the "Everything you've been told is a lie" tag-line are promoting the re-launch of the GW website. They are not related to the "Mystery Box".


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 23:35:44


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Well that's good... and also lame. They've launched the new website. It's clunky and slow has little in the way of 'hobby'. Why do you need T-shirts about it?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 23:42:48


Post by: JD21290


HBMC: maybe they will do something that you will like
might be a box of new GW scenery


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 23:45:15


Post by: H.B.M.C.


I spent all of yesterday playing with the new Bastion kit that a friend of mine brought over (and building a Shadowsword), seeing what it could do, what it's compatible with (ie. everything) and have myself to the fact that I'm going to buy another 10 Bastions to built this super-fortress thingy I want now.

So more terrain would be great, and I've heard more rumours about that Indomitable Fortress thing from the PS book actually being released... so who knows.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/02 23:48:21


Post by: JD21290


lol, the bastion isnt bad, and for GW its fairly cheap XD
take it apart and use as a bunker

or, ill get some pics of my friends tower (using 5 bastions)

only problem being we need rules for the fether if it collapses.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 14:34:07


Post by: Gitkikka


Gav Thorpe is in the box.
He may or may not be alive.
You'll only know if you open it, otherwise he could be considered both alive and dead!

Oooo, a mystery! *waggles fingers*


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 14:54:38


Post by: temprus


Gitkikka wrote:You'll only know if you open it, otherwise he could be considered both alive and dead!
Opening the box ruins the collectability factor of the product.

I wonder how much nerd rage will form if turns out that Space Hulk is:

1) Not the Mystery Box
2) Coming out anytime soon, if ever again



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 14:58:48


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Probably none. I mean, it's not like GW supports their other games beyond 40K/Fantasy/Rings, so this would be no different.

And why must it be 'nerd rage'. Jesus fething Christ on a God-damned mother fething pogo-stick I hate that phrase.

It seems that anyone who isn't annoyed can simply class the people who are annoyed as 'nerd-raging', instantly trivialising their complaint. It's an institutionalised ad hominem attack and it needs to stop.

It's almost as annoying as that fething 'Speehs Mahreens' meme.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 15:03:42


Post by: Kirbinator


H.B.M.C. wrote:Jesus fething Christ on a God-damned mother fething pogo-stick I hate that phrase.


Blasphemy is ok, but you need to make minor adjustments to make certain four-letter words ok? Interesting.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 15:05:22


Post by: BrassScorpion


I've heard more rumours about that Indomitable Fortress thing from the PS book actually being released

There are plans, no exact date yet, but possibly later this year!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 15:13:24


Post by: George Spiggott


H.B.M.C. wrote:fething
That's my least favorite intenet meme right there, the GW approved almost-swear kiddy safe version of a popular epithet.

Spase mareens! is one of my favorites.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 15:13:45


Post by: Howard A Treesong


I guess we're talking about this one.

http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/07/gw-40k-rumors-mystery-box.html

I hope they don't make it so limited that no one can actually get hold of it. I'm fed up of "limited editions" of just about anything, I just want to see miniatures in a catalog and be able to buy them. I don't have access to a GW store but would like a fair opportunity to have the chance to buy the contents of this "mystery box" if they interest me.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 15:58:28


Post by: chaplaingrabthar




Whats in the box?


That's from Se7en if you didn't know.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:24:13


Post by: tealzooka


Kirasu wrote:Starwars has shown that people will buy empty boxes with the word "limited edition" on it.. Perhaps its just an empty box that GW is gonna charge 50$ for and give you a limited edition # to show you were a party of a short print run!

Because of that is why I am less likely to by it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:34:14


Post by: inquisitor_lord_slade


Me, I hope that it's something Inquisitiony... But it probably ain't... :(


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:38:21


Post by: Mr. Bombadidaloo


You know what this is going to be exactly like? That moment in A Christmas Story:

D.. R.. I.. N.. K.. M.. O.. R.. E.. O.. V.. A.. L.. T.. I.. N.. E..


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:42:49


Post by: Falconlance


The staff at my local GW have started wearing new shirts that say "everything youve been told is a lie," when I asked the manager about it he said it was in reference to bell of lost souls and warseer spreading rumors about some mystery box.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:50:58


Post by: WarsmithMorgoth


I bet its the long-rumored plastic Thunderhawk.

Years ago they released a metal thunderhawk in a wooden box for something like $1,000 as a special edition collectors dealie.



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 16:53:13


Post by: warboss


Falconlance wrote:The staff at my local GW have started wearing new shirts that say "everything youve been told is a lie," when I asked the manager about it he said it was in reference to bell of lost souls and warseer spreading rumors about some mystery box.


and dakka! don't forget dakka! heck, we're gossiping just as much as much as those other old ladies!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 17:12:25


Post by: whitedragon


Falconlance wrote:The staff at my local GW have started wearing new shirts that say "everything youve been told is a lie," when I asked the manager about it he said it was in reference to bell of lost souls and warseer spreading rumors about some mystery box.


I call BS. They were just messing with you.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 17:13:03


Post by: Agamemnon2


George Spiggott wrote:
H.B.M.C. wrote:fething
That's my least favorite intenet meme right there, the GW approved almost-swear kiddy safe version of a popular epithet.

To be fair, HBMC did in fact use the real F-word, the Dakka filter simply bowdlerized him. Just quote his post and check the un-PC version of his post in the textbox.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 18:20:35


Post by: Alpharius


And then don't try and get around the filter while you're at it...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 18:47:14


Post by: JD21290


Getting round the filter is no problem atall
keeping your account away from suspensions afterwards is another matter.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 19:26:23


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Perhaps it's an inflatable Sororitas, with 3 working orifices?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 19:26:26


Post by: Moopy


whitedragon wrote:
Falconlance wrote:The staff at my local GW have started wearing new shirts that say "everything youve been told is a lie," when I asked the manager about it he said it was in reference to bell of lost souls and warseer spreading rumors about some mystery box.


I call BS. They were just messing with you.


No, it's the truth. I talked to a regional manager at the Seattle Battle bunker and he said the same thing about the new shirts. Apparently the studio doesn't like how far and wide the rumors are on sites like BoLS, etc (how wrong they are), so they had the shirts made.

However, that's a problem of their own making by choosing to keep their cards so close to their chest about unreleased product. Don't comment on things: people will speculate. Don't like it? Say something concrete. Or make a new shirt. Or whatever.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 19:34:58


Post by: Lorek


Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Perhaps it's an inflatable Sororitas, with 3 working orifices?


You'd better be talking about the Bolter-hole, the Flamer-hole and the Melta-hole, son. This is a family website!

=================

How long before those shirts are available on GW mail-order for $30 USD? Make sure to snap up all the XXLs while you can.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 19:48:57


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Iorek wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Perhaps it's an inflatable Sororitas, with 3 working orifices?


You'd better be talking about the Bolter-hole, the Flamer-hole and the Melta-hole, son. This is a family website!


Erm....yes....thats exactly the three I was meaning.........

(runs away and hides)


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 20:08:48


Post by: temprus


H.B.M.C. wrote:Probably none. I mean, it's not like GW supports their other games beyond 40K/Fantasy/Rings, so this would be no different.
If it is not something players/collectors/whatever group(s) feel is equal to Space Hulk (if it is not Space Hulk), there will be "raging" when the product is announced, even though GW itself has not directly claimed it will be Space Hulk in anyway.

H.B.M.C. wrote:And why must it be 'nerd rage'.
Sorry, I have not as yet heard a proper alternative term that accurately describes this phenomenon better than "nerd rage". If you have one, please share, we will try to not let it become a meme.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 20:37:38


Post by: Alpharius


If it doesn't "measure" up I think that there won't be as much Raging but it will land with a 'thud' and then the sound of crickets chirping will take over.

Maybe.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 20:45:41


Post by: Necros


Maybe if they get pissy enough about rumors they'll do something about it and actually tell us what's coming more than 1 month from now. Problem solved.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 21:43:23


Post by: Archonate


Moopy wrote:Apparently the studio doesn't like how far and wide the rumors are on sites like BoLS, etc (how wrong they are), so they had the shirts made.


I can see this being true... Only GW would deal with the problem with some vague, meaningless platitude on a T-shirt instead of actually opening their chubby fething yaps and communicating with their fans about upcoming releases.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:03:07


Post by: Moopy


Although "Everything you've been told is a lie" does sound vaguely like Dark Angels.

Now you can "Hunt for the Fallen" in a box!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:04:09


Post by: BrookM


"Everything you've been told is a lie" is one of the two slogans used by Inquisitor.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:09:15


Post by: Necros


It is an all new game, it's RC40K, with little mini robot army men that you still build and paint, but instead of rolling dice they can just walk across your kitchen table and beat the styrene out of the other guy's models.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:10:26


Post by: Flashman


BrookM wrote:"Everything you've been told is a lie" is one of the two slogans used by Inquisitor.


It's also used by daft programs like Lost to make anything revealed in the previous four series null and void.

Disclaimer - Possibly not used by Lost, but you know what I mean


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:29:17


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Nah lost is "Everything happens for a reason", which is slightly different.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:33:39


Post by: Railguns


The reasons that everything happens for are a lie.

Did I do that right?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:43:54


Post by: Hollismason


I doubt GW is going to send free product to independent retailers so...

What do the independent retailers have to pay to ge the box?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:48:47


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Archonate wrote:
Moopy wrote:Apparently the studio doesn't like how far and wide the rumors are on sites like BoLS, etc (how wrong they are), so they had the shirts made.


I can see this being true... Only GW would deal with the problem with some vague, meaningless platitude on a T-shirt instead of actually opening their chubby fething yaps and communicating with their fans about upcoming releases.


Trouble is, when we find out about stuff really early, we all want it there and then, and by the time it comes out, it's old hat as we are drooling over the next big thing due in three months time!

Tight Mouthed Larry can be a very good tactic.

Oh, and don't forget how often people hear rumours which are inaccurate, and judge the new model or book according to the wrong rumours, leading to disappointment and unfair rubbishing of a product!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 22:49:26


Post by: combatmedic


BrookM wrote:"Everything you've been told is a lie" is one of the two slogans used by Inquisitor.


New Inquisitor Codex you say?! *wild speculation begins anew*


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 23:33:16


Post by: BrookM


combatmedic wrote:
BrookM wrote:"Everything you've been told is a lie" is one of the two slogans used by Inquisitor.


New Inquisitor Codex you say?! *wild speculation begins anew*
They should hang you upside down and beat you to a pulp like a slow with his first piñata.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/03 23:54:20


Post by: Falconlance


Moopy wrote:

No, it's the truth. I talked to a regional manager at the Seattle Battle bunker and he said the same thing about the new shirts. Apparently the studio doesn't like how far and wide the rumors are on sites like BoLS, etc (how wrong they are), so they had the shirts made.

However, that's a problem of their own making by choosing to keep their cards so close to their chest about unreleased product. Don't comment on things: people will speculate. Don't like it? Say something concrete. Or make a new shirt. Or whatever.


The manager I talked to said that people who register with the GW website and elect to get the newsletter will find out about these kinds of things sooner than someone who doesnt. Which still means its going to be up on BoLS, but its going to be from the horses mouth rather than speculation.

He also mentioned that the newsletter is going to go weekly rather than monthly. I hope thats not their "mystery box" right there.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 00:00:17


Post by: fullheadofhair


What will just kill me is if it was just something silly and whimsical I bet it was just being released for a laugh and it has now been blown so out of proportion that the people who are in the know are looking in the box and just going "oh, shoot".

I bet you that this is something they didn't realize would get this out of control and take a life on of its own.

My bet is still a space marine bobble head.

The day the news is released I think I we will all hear "oh" followed by a big sigh. The posts on Dakka that day will be amusing no doubt.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 00:45:57


Post by: Balance


fullheadofhair wrote:What will just kill me is if it was just something silly and whimsical I bet it was just being released for a laugh and it has now been blown so out of proportion that the people who are in the know are looking in the box and just going "oh, shoot".


I kind of agree. GW marketing tends to be ham-fisted at best. It may be something entirely uninteresting by the time it comes out, quite posibly something that is new for GW, but everyone else has been doing for years or something.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 00:55:31


Post by: Ozymandias


Followed by a big "I told you so!" from fullheadofhair.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 01:14:51


Post by: Alpharius


fullheadofhair wrote:
The posts on Dakka that day will be amusing no doubt.


Well said!

I know that, if nothing else, I will certainly enjoy THAT!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 01:22:37


Post by: Khornholio


"Everything you've been told is a lie."

The Squats weren't wiped out and they have returned to save the galaxy on their three-wheeled pizza delivery scooters.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 01:33:01


Post by: malfred


I just hope it's something people actually want, and not just something GW wants to sell.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 02:47:17


Post by: Spiff


GW is releasing Kriegsspiel and Little Wars with new models.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 03:03:28


Post by: greenskin lynn


a toaster shaped like a bolter....or an ultramarine


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 05:29:40


Post by: Clang


Full-sized space marine armour in plastic - why should those Star Wars Storm Trooper nerds have all the fun?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 05:38:14


Post by: H.B.M.C.


The announcement that GW is packing in the whole 'miniature' business and will now only support Fantasy and 40K-based LARPing.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 06:02:50


Post by: Archonate


malfred wrote:I just hope it's something people actually want, and not just something GW wants to sell.

I know you do malfred, I know... That's what we all want, but everyone knows that GW doesn't care what we want. I guarantee that what tumbles out of that mystery box will be some gimmick that nobody asked for.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 13:10:37


Post by: Alpharius


Archonate wrote:
malfred wrote:I just hope it's something people actually want, and not just something GW wants to sell.

I know you do malfred, I know... That's what we all want, but everyone knows that GW doesn't care what we want. I guarantee that what tumbles out of that mystery box will be some gimmick that nobody asked for.


OK, you're on!

If you're wrong, per your guarantee, what do you plan to do/offer as compensation?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 13:33:22


Post by: fynn


Well, whateve it turns out to be, its ona be one of 2 things, 1: its gona be smething packed with models and well worth the price, or 2: something really crap and bad , with people saying "why the hell would i pay 60 or 70 quid for that crap"


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 13:34:49


Post by: statu


i would laugh it was some really useless planetstrike army in a box


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 13:37:51


Post by: typhus


Im still voting chaos dwarfs of space hulk


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 15:18:56


Post by: Alpharius


Chaos Dwarfs of Space Hulk?

Well, that would be something new I guess!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 15:22:34


Post by: tealzooka


40k Blood bowl.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 15:34:22


Post by: oni


I'm tellin' y'all it's a wacky waving inflatable tube man... tailored for the grim dark, of course.





GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 16:52:02


Post by: Oshova


40K Blood Bowl would be awesome! And so would a new army, can be used in ANY of their 3 games . . . a whole army of intergalactic proton powered electrical tenticalled advertising droids . . . with Darth Harrington as their leader! That would be freaking awesome! =D

But seriously, no-one knows, and yes the T-shirts are about getting people to sign up to the website as this gives GW a better idea of how many hobbysits there are, and allows them to send info about new things to everyone, including people don't go into stores regularly.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 19:13:31


Post by: Alpharius


Don't they already have that system in place, and isn't that where they are pulling their 'prize draw' info from?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 19:56:35


Post by: Oldgrue


Yes, Yes they do. and heaven forbid someone with their own mailserver, a.org domain, and a random name generator would so something uncouth with their system.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:08:10


Post by: Alpharius


Er, what?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:16:28


Post by: Eight Ball


Uh...

Okay, I haven't been to any LGS in a while, so when is this "mystery box" supposed to be released?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:24:13


Post by: BrookM


It's going to be unveiled on the 18th. Though there are some smuggies around who already know what it is and act all high and mighty about it. Gits.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:34:08


Post by: TBD


Let's just call the factory where the product is being made with some smart story to tric them and find out


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:35:38


Post by: Flashman


TBD wrote:Let's just call the factory where the product is being made with some smart story to tric them and find out


Yeah, why not. Who does the best Jervis impression?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:39:45


Post by: Eight Ball


BrookM wrote:It's going to be unveiled on the 18th. Though there are some smuggies around who already know what it is and act all high and mighty about it. Gits.
Yeah, cause I'm sure they actually know


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:43:17


Post by: Archonate


Alpharius wrote:
Archonate wrote:
malfred wrote:I just hope it's something people actually want, and not just something GW wants to sell.

I know you do malfred, I know... That's what we all want, but everyone knows that GW doesn't care what we want. I guarantee that what tumbles out of that mystery box will be some gimmick that nobody asked for.


OK, you're on!

If you're wrong, per your guarantee, what do you plan to do/offer as compensation?

I'll take your wager and raise you a testicle if I'm wrong.
GW has pretty much said "It's something completely new and absolutely unexpectable!!!" Which really means "We spent a bunch of time on something nobody asked for!!!"
I'm fine with GW churning out new 40k projects... AFTER they update 5th edition codices.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:44:34


Post by: Necros


Betcha there's no box at all. It's a myth about something that will never happen, like how the world is supposed to end in 2012.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:49:13


Post by: Archonate


Ya maybe the lie that the T-shirts want us to forget about is the mystery box itself...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 21:55:38


Post by: Railguns


You're right. It's really a mystery rhombus.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 22:20:52


Post by: BrookM


Eight Ball wrote:
BrookM wrote:It's going to be unveiled on the 18th. Though there are some smuggies around who already know what it is and act all high and mighty about it. Gits.
Yeah, cause I'm sure they actually know
Personally, I doubt it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 22:24:40


Post by: Agamemnon2


I still think it's Space Hulk, which makes this whole t-shirt business even more pathetic than it already is.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 22:25:56


Post by: Sha1emade


The answer you are looking for is just a click away...This would not surprise me at all.




This clip was all I could think about when this topic comes to mind. I do hope it is cool and becomes the next, must have thing. Based on its own merit not this cloak and dagger advertising.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 22:27:18


Post by: fullheadofhair


Agamemnon2 wrote:I still think it's Space Hulk, which makes this whole t-shirt business even more pathetic than it already is.


Sometimes it is the obvious.

But don't you think after all this build up it will be greeted with "meh"


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 22:30:00


Post by: BrookM


It really depends on presentation. I half expect them to just upturn the box, toss the sprues on a table and go "so yeah.." with a shrug while sipping coffee.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 23:35:17


Post by: Eight Ball


Still though...who CAN'T wait for the 18th? Even if it is just crap....hopefully something decent though. The whole Mystery Box thing sure as hell better mean something cool, because that's just so mystery box-like.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/04 23:36:33


Post by: BrookM


I can't, though it is mostly the rampant fanboy in me that is doing the screaming and jumping about.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:05:33


Post by: Eight Ball


Exactly, just for the chance that it's the one thing you personally wanted...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:13:36


Post by: greenskin lynn


due to lack of cash for hobbies, i'm not to concerned about the mystery box, though it is fun through out silly ideas of what it is

(my vote is now for a book of fairy tales, grimdarked, with mini's of the characters to paint, all fear the grimdark 3 little pigs of 40k)


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:21:44


Post by: BrookM


Sounds like a John Blanche project.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:27:57


Post by: Oshova


See you say it jokingly, but that would actually be quite cool . . . but yeah I love the fact that everyone saying they don't think this mystery box idea was good as it kills hype . . . but instead it made loads of hype about people trying to 2nd guess GW about what it is . . . but also it has built it so high that like 90% of people will be disappointed, whereas the 10% who were right will buy 10 each lol


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:29:51


Post by: Reaver83


Was in my local store earlier, and the staff were all wearing the 'Everything you have been told is a lie' T shirts, on the back was something about the emporers truth and the games workshop website.

The manager said it was basically 'stop reading the rumour websites, as the GW website will now have more news on'

I'd trust him on this, but hey ho.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:32:21


Post by: BrookM


Well now, when will the GW site have actual news then?

oh wait..





GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 00:38:33


Post by: Oshova


OOH! Those are nice! Wanna buy! Dammit, I don't play LOTR or WOTR lol

Still thinking that the fanboy in me could explode with excitement atm lol


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 01:32:03


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Are they more defined Ringwraiths, or just new characters?

Speaking of which, is GW allowed to make up LOTR characters, or does everything they do have to come from Tolkien's stuff (no matter how obscure). How much creative lisence do they have?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 02:17:34


Post by: wittzo


H.B.M.C. wrote:I spent all of yesterday playing with the new Bastion kit that a friend of mine brought over (and building a Shadowsword), seeing what it could do, what it's compatible with (ie. everything) and have myself to the fact that I'm going to buy another 10 Bastions to built this super-fortress thingy I want now.

So more terrain would be great, and I've heard more rumours about that Indomitable Fortress thing from the PS book actually being released... so who knows.


The Indomitable Fortress can be easily made from two or more Bastion kits, a Razorback Twin lascannon Turret, and the Castellan missile noses from the Whirlwind or some other suitable missile system. It's so sweet how the Bastions and Aegis line are so compatible with existing turrets. I'm planning on buying a few more Bastion kits.

WarsmithMorgoth wrote:I bet its the long-rumored plastic Thunderhawk.

Years ago they released a metal thunderhawk in a wooden box for something like $1,000 as a special edition collectors dealie.



Yeah, they made three of them for a Gamesday during Second Edition days to complement their Chapter of the Ultramarines for one of their first huge dioramas. I guess they decided to put the molds to good use by cranking out 300 or so. They sold 250 of them to the public and gave away a bunch of them until they wore out the molds. I've also got the instruction manual for it. I can't imagine building a box out of pewter...I can't remember what they did for a flying base, but if a flying base can't handle Sammael on a jetbike, I'm sure it wouldn't last long with 25 pounds of pewter on top of it..



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 05:47:04


Post by: H.B.M.C.


wittzo wrote:The Indomitable Fortress can be easily made from two or more Bastion kits, a Razorback Twin lascannon Turret, and the Castellan missile noses from the Whirlwind or some other suitable missile system. It's so sweet how the Bastions and Aegis line are so compatible with existing turrets. I'm planning on buying a few more Bastion kits.


I know you can do an approximation of the Indomitable Fortress using standard PS stuff, but I'm talking about the actual kit they showed in the PS book.

And yes, the compatabilty with current turrets is beyond awesome. You can take one of the ground-based Lascannons or Quad-Cannons and swap them with any Razorback TL-Las, HB or Assault Cannon. Instant Tarantulas!!!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 05:52:45


Post by: BrookM


H.B.M.C. wrote:Are they more defined Ringwraiths, or just new characters?

Speaking of which, is GW allowed to make up LOTR characters, or does everything they do have to come from Tolkien's stuff (no matter how obscure). How much creative lisence do they have?
Just new designs of GW's own hand to help and make the Nine more diverse. The novels only speak of the Witch King and Khamul the Easterling IRC, so GW did their own take on the other kings. They also made up the names for them along with the armour / clothing designs. The Tolkien foundation gave them a green light on these designs.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 06:13:55


Post by: temprus


H.B.M.C. wrote:Are they more defined Ringwraiths, or just new characters?

Speaking of which, is GW allowed to make up LOTR characters, or does everything they do have to come from Tolkien's stuff (no matter how obscure). How much creative lisence do they have?
They can use any info about a character directly mentioned in the main texts and introductions of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings or added by the movies. They also have access to some of the stuff added by Iron Crown Enterprises when they had the license (even though Saul did not actually have those rights to give to New Line but the movies used elements that I.C.E. created anyway). They can add characters as they please (within limits and they still have to have approval) and can add new material to existing characters/creatures such as building up the Ringwraiths into actual characters instead of them staying nameless/backgroundless boogiemen. They do not have access to any material created by Christopher Tolkien (this includes Unfinished Tales and The Silmarillion) nor most of the info in the appendices of The Return of the King.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 06:16:27


Post by: H.B.M.C.


"They do not have access to any material created by Christopher Tolkien (this includes Unfinished Tales and The Silmarillion) nor most of the info in the appendices of The Return of the King."

What's the reason behind this?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 07:38:45


Post by: warboss


H.B.M.C. wrote:"They do not have access to any material created by Christopher Tolkien (this includes Unfinished Tales and The Silmarillion) nor most of the info in the appendices of The Return of the King."

What's the reason behind this?


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

GW's license is through the movie release and they only bought the rights to the books previously mentioned. every book and/or country/region they release stuff in costs money.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 16:21:36


Post by: TBD


Reaver83 wrote:Was in my local store earlier, and the staff were all wearing the 'Everything you have been told is a lie' T shirts, on the back was something about the emporers truth and the games workshop website.

The manager said it was basically 'stop reading the rumour websites, as the GW website will now have more news on'

I'd trust him on this, but hey ho.


Yeah right.

"Hey everyone, only read the propaganda on our internet store."

Like anyone is actually going to fall for that and stop reading the other sites. It's a waste of their effort.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 16:58:50


Post by: Sidstyler


H.B.M.C. wrote:Are they more defined Ringwraiths, or just new characters?

Speaking of which, is GW allowed to make up LOTR characters, or does everything they do have to come from Tolkien's stuff (no matter how obscure). How much creative lisence do they have?


I dunno, I always assumed there were nine ringwraiths, but now it seems like there's at least twice that number. Maybe they've just read a lot more Tolkien lore than I have or they're just pulling gak out of their ass to try and keep the game going.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 17:26:53


Post by: Oshova


There are 9 ringwraiths, it's just that GW has now given names to all 9, instead of just 2 of them. Also given them special rules etc. just added a bit more flavour to everything really.

11 days to go! lol


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 17:35:53


Post by: Cane


Ten bucks says the mystery box is what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction :



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 18:01:14


Post by: Mick A


Now these t-shirts are appearing at GW stores I'm starting to think there is no 'mystery box'. Can just see GW turning round on the day and saying 'We never said anything about a mystery box it was all on those rumour-mongering sites, stick with our official web-site and know the facts NOT rumours.' Or something along those lines...
Mick


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 18:02:27


Post by: Oshova


That would be quite hilarious . . . but bloody annoying . . . and I think I would get stabbed =/


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 18:19:41


Post by: aka_mythos


Mystery box is probably just a fancy way of selling off all the returned vacuum formed terrain.

On a more serious note... I heard what I considered an unreliable rumor that sounds a bit like this. That GW was considereing bundling (in box) and selling as a pre-release a number of items set to come out in the month following the boxes sale. Making this a sem-regular occurance and a means to get some items early.

Wild sepculation... thunderhawk, because if we say we believe in a plastic thunderhawk it will come true.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 18:40:23


Post by: Alpharius


No way is it a plastic Thunderhawk!

They absolutely would not limit themselves in selling that thing, as the cost to get it up and running would be rather high.

Which, in turn, is why I think well see a plastic Warhound before we see a plastic Thunderhawk.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 18:52:05


Post by: Ozymandias


Agamemnon2 wrote:I still think it's Space Hulk, which makes this whole t-shirt business even more pathetic than it already is.


That would make sense. Jervis said it wasn't Space Hulk so if everything we've been told is a lie, it actually is Space Hulk!!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 19:01:46


Post by: Morskul


IMHO a plastic Thunderhawk is a pipe dream, just like plastic Cadians


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 19:04:59


Post by: Necros


what makes a plastic warhound so much easier to do than a plastic thunderhawk? I think they'd equally be a tough kit to make, especially because they might want to make a warhound a bit posable and that will require more pieces for joints, etc.

Although I do have a feeling one of the big reasons FW started selling weapons separately is so that they can be ordered for the plastic one some day


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 19:31:44


Post by: Maverick421


BrookM wrote:It's going to be unveiled on the 18th. Though there are some smuggies around who already know what it is and act all high and mighty about it. Gits.


Is that the 18th of August???


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 19:52:08


Post by: aka_mythos


Now I wish I hadn't been joking around again by saying thunderhawk. Coming from someone with background in plastic mould design, me, I can easily say a thunderhawk would be easier than a Warhound. That said I don't believe its anysort of large scale model. They would be hyping it 3 months ago if it were.

The mystery box just strikes me as something not all that worthwhile.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 19:53:26


Post by: temprus


H.B.M.C. wrote:"They do not have access to any material created by Christopher Tolkien (this includes Unfinished Tales and The Silmarillion) nor most of the info in the appendices of The Return of the King."

What's the reason behind this?
Saul Zaentz bought most of the rights to The Hobbit/LotR in 1976, before Christopher started adding/adding to the other works. If I remember correctly, Chris did not like what happened with the Bakshi film and so would not sell rights to the new stuff.

The appendices were lost because of some goof up with rights before Tolkien died (if I remember correctly) and was part of why the copies of the LotR in the 70s have notices about buying official copies or similar (at work, so I can't get the actual text).

Some of the I.C.E. materials were "added" when Saul's group basically caused the old I.C.E. to go bankrupt to get back certain rights I.C.E. took over so the movies could be made.

Maverick, I thought GDG was on the 16th.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 22:38:18


Post by: Oshova


I would love a plastic Thunderhawk . . . there has just been one of the metal ones on eBay for £175 . . . without the box and certificate etc . . . was kinda like what's the point? lol . . . but yeah a plastic one would rule, but won't be in the mystery box.

My money is on Space Hulk, or some new awesome boardgame . . . but I can see a boardgame being the way to go with it. Especially at £50 . . . the same as a starter box.

EDIT: Saying that, just as i clicked post a thought struck me . . . WOTR starter box anyone? They wouldn't sell very many though lol


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/05 23:36:43


Post by: Railguns


The box actually contains the "Everything you've been told is a lie" shirts. It'll be the greatest circular rumour to ever exist.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 00:44:58


Post by: Kung Fu Jim


Inside the box will be.....another box, and in that box will be.....another box, but inside that box will be.....wait for it.......wait for it.......a golden ticket that entitles the bearer for a free tour of GW. ---Oopa-loompa's dance in the background.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 00:46:39


Post by: Alpharius


Alpharius wrote:No way is it a plastic Thunderhawk!

They absolutely would not limit themselves in selling that thing, as the cost to get it up and running would be rather high.

Which, in turn, is why I think well see a plastic Warhound before we see a plastic Thunderhawk.


Necros wrote:what makes a plastic warhound so much easier to do than a plastic thunderhawk? I think they'd equally be a tough kit to make, especially because they might want to make a warhound a bit posable and that will require more pieces for joints, etc.

Although I do have a feeling one of the big reasons FW started selling weapons separately is so that they can be ordered for the plastic one some day


I don't recall saying it would be harder to make a Thunderhawk, what I was saying is that, with all the time and investment that goes into developing it and the molds, I think they'd sell a hell of a lot more plastic Titans than Marine Super Heavy Flyers.

Not to mention, on top of that, this thing is supposed to be a 'limited edition' 'when it is gone it is gone' thing.

Does that really sound like "Plastic Thunderhawk" to you?

Now me?

I love them Space Marines.

But I wouldn't be buying a plastic Thunderhawk.

A Plastic Warhound?

I'd buy at least two of them...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 00:50:14


Post by: Kung Fu Jim


I agree, pastic Warhound for me, too!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 00:51:21


Post by: H.B.M.C.


I'd buy two of each... but this is me we're talking about.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 01:11:33


Post by: greenskin lynn


its going to be a box with a small bag of soil from gw hq, and will have a little note with it about how its infused with the gw mojo and merely rubbing a big on you will infuse you with their power.........

yea, i'm running on ideas of what it could be.......i know, a box of English air


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 01:13:24


Post by: Platuan4th


H.B.M.C. wrote:I'd buy two of each... but this is me we're talking about.


Same, but only because Warhounds only properly work in pairs.

And I'd rather carry my DA 4th Company in T-Hawks than Pods.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 01:44:06


Post by: aka_mythos


All the even bigger plastics, like the game board set just show how big GW could really make components if they really wanted to. If nothing else proves the capability that does. Thunderhawk or Warhound, it'd likely be more $ than the Stompa.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 15:33:59


Post by: Mick A


Space Hulk with 2 'limited edition' metal figures. Metal figures are the only things GW have done as limited edition. After the initial run you will still be able to get Space Hulk but without the metal figures...
Mick


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 15:50:36


Post by: swbruni


GW is not going to make metal figures anymore , so maybe this is there chance to unload them ?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 16:11:40


Post by: aka_mythos


That actually makes sense. They'd probably throw in a terminator captain and a broodlord or something like that.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 16:48:08


Post by: Alpharius


Mick A wrote:Space Hulk with 2 'limited edition' metal figures. Metal figures are the only things GW have done as limited edition. After the initial run you will still be able to get Space Hulk but without the metal figures...
Mick


I think you're probably right and this is what the "Mystery Box" will end up being...

Kinda of lame, but still, an 'official' unveiling of Space Hulk will still be cool enough.

Barely...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 18:30:00


Post by: aka_mythos


Seriously, GW could come up with things that are soooooo much lamer. Let just be happy for once, if thats what it is.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 18:31:40


Post by: BrookM


12 more days. Do we have anybody going there to give a non-biased report or confirmation?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 19:18:27


Post by: Alpharius


What?

I thought YOU were going!

Actually, doesn't 1hadhq live 'close'?

Can't we make him go?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:06:20


Post by: 1hadhq


Alpharius wrote:
Actually, doesn't 1hadhq live 'close'?

Can't we make him go?


Try it..

Surely the netherlands isnt far from cologne ( Köln ) as is france.
Seen dutch and french before on such GD....

If BrookM goes, could we get informed when? ( late , early, whole day...)



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:17:05


Post by: Alpharius


I was kidding about BrookM.

I'm sure the news will hit the 'Net relatively quickly.

And then be posted on BoLS...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:21:31


Post by: 1hadhq


Alpharius wrote:I was kidding about BrookM.

I'm sure the news will hit the 'Net relatively quickly.

And then be posted on BoLS...


So why not have them posted here directly on sunday instead of linking to Bols at monday?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:46:40


Post by: BOSS_PIMPALOTZ


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? IM still dry on this no idea


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:47:27


Post by: Ozymandias


Yay, a Dakka scoop! Make those bastards link to us for a change.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:54:14


Post by: Necros


it doesn't matter, the other sites will just take the info and rewrite it and act like they found it first.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 21:58:15


Post by: BrookM


Sure, I'll go as long as someone gets me an entry ticket, a quick guide German and enough money to cover the train ticket.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/06 22:18:24


Post by: Necros





GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 00:22:44


Post by: TBD


I must be one of the few who actually hopes it is NOT Space Hulk.

Whatever it is, I expect at least something special to be inside (aka exclusive miniatures, and not Terminators/Genestealers)).



GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 00:52:23


Post by: H.B.M.C.


I'm in two minds about it being Space Hulk.

On one hand - OMG! Space Hulk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ZOMG!!!!!!!2

On the other hand - It probably won't be compatable with the previous two editions (ie. the tiles won't fit), meaning it won't work with what I want the game for.

On the other other hand - It'd be written by the current GW Dev team... and that just fills me with dread.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 03:55:05


Post by: Alpharius


Given that we now live in the Termis on 40mm bases, I think you're going to end up being right...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 06:17:25


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Hmm...

El Taco Bell wrote:Folks in the Lounge are seeing movement regarding the Mystery Box.

Latest talk says:

"GW already offering preorder to the retail shops at at approx 50 GBP - It's Space Hulk with terrain , Terminators Genestealers and 2 metal miniatures. For now there are no plans to sell space hulk in more than 1 print - this is limited edition"

~It may only be available at Brick and Mortar stores and the GW Web Store, and supplies may be very limited. I don't know about you but this may be the "Tickle-me-ELMO" moment for Games workshop with hordes of old-timers pulling out the stops to lay their hands on the limited copies of this. I'm already working on my nefarious plans to secure one....How about you?


Should I post this as a new thread? That way Taco Bell can copypasta me in a week's time and post it as news?

I really hope that they've made enough for the demand if this is real.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 11:29:53


Post by: George Spiggott


El Taco Bell wrote:...with terrain... ...limited edition...

Limited run GW terrain eh? I think there will be enough for demand.

Damn and blast(scape)! There's no way I'm gonna pre-order this. Which means if it is good I'll probably miss it.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 11:46:26


Post by: Sidstyler


Well, if it is Space Hulk, then everything we were told wasn't a lie since we've known about this crap for months.

So...I'm still failing to comprehend the whole t-shirt thing. Do they seriously think they're all that clever or what?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 11:51:15


Post by: Alpharius


So, it is probably Space Hulk and it is LIMITED?

Huh?

Though the "For now there are no plans to sell space hulk in more than 1 print - this is limited edition" thing is a bit of an 'out clause'...

Still, huh?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 11:55:38


Post by: BrookM


Limited could mean a special first run with extras, such as two metal models. Further runs could be the same only minus the metals.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 12:08:49


Post by: reds8n


Alpharius wrote:So, it is probably Space Hulk and it is LIMITED?



That's what I've been led to believe and say for a while now.

I hope I'm wrong but .. sadly, I don't think I am.

Love to be though.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 12:49:54


Post by: Lorek


Looks like everyone's going to try and order three boxes now.

One to play with, one to keep for later, and one to sell on eBay for $120 USD.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 13:23:27


Post by: Panic


yeah,
Just one to play with for me, I think!

Now can I be bothered to sell off my second edition now?
or just keep it for the extra 'nids...

Panic...


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 13:27:18


Post by: MattRendar


whats the date again? and is it only going to be sold at GW stores??


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 13:47:33


Post by: Agamemnon2


Hah. So everything we've been told... was true all along? That's some weak performance.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 13:56:45


Post by: Alpharius


I hope this is available on GW's web store too...

Otherwise, this will get real ugly, real quick.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:03:03


Post by: TBD


It would indeed make the Tshirts rather stupid, and take the credibility away from their new rumor department on the site before it's even up.

Way too go GW

And for that price, will we get Black Reach quality Terminators? Otherwise the 2x Terminators + Genestealers box leaves little value left for the terrain. Or will it truly be a bargain and will it be the normal miniatures + 2 metal figures and quality terrain for the 90 euro/50 pounds?

Idk, unless the terrain is really really good it looks like this will save me some money.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:05:38


Post by: BrassScorpion


Iorek wrote:Looks like everyone's going to try and order three boxes now.
One to play with, one to keep for later, and one to sell on eBay for $120 USD.

Except that when eBay gets glutted with a bunch of these all at once a lot of people selling them are going to be disappointed in the considerably lower amounts of money they are making than what they had hoped.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:12:57


Post by: gorgon


I'm guessing one of the metals is the Broodlord green we saw a while back?

Which might mean the other one is a Terminator Librarian?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:27:25


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Well all the talk over at BoLS's new 'Lounge' (can we call it Warseer Mk.II and be done with it?) is pre-paints.

Not good.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:34:52


Post by: Necros


I doubt it's space hulk, if anything I'd expect something like pre paints since it's supposed to be something they never did before


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:35:43


Post by: NAVARRO


Prepaints? Utter crap


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 14:46:03


Post by: olympia


I was in a GW store today and the sales guy told me that GW was releasing "a new game" at the end of September. blah blah blah


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 15:02:56


Post by: BrookM


Grain of salt.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 15:18:48


Post by: oni


Iorek wrote:Looks like everyone's going to try and order three boxes now.

One to play with, one to keep for later, and one to sell on eBay for $120 USD.


Yup!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 16:26:15


Post by: Platuan4th


H.B.M.C. wrote:Well all the talk over at BoLS's new 'Lounge' (can we call it Warseer Mk.II and be done with it?) is pre-paints.

Not good.


Why is it that every time I've said that they're considering this for Space Hulk since January, everyone jumps down my throat and says that it will never happen, but once it comes from Taco BoLS, it's suddenly news?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 16:51:07


Post by: BrookM


Platuan4th wrote:
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well all the talk over at BoLS's new 'Lounge' (can we call it Warseer Mk.II and be done with it?) is pre-paints.

Not good.


Why is it that every time I've said that they're considering this for Space Hulk since January, everyone jumps down my throat and says that it will never happen, but once it comes from Taco BoLS, it's suddenly news?
Sheeple are easily led by the big names. In their eyes "small fry" don't count, welcome to the club.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 18:25:42


Post by: MattRendar


whats the release date??????????????????????????????????????


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 18:31:06


Post by: whitedragon


Sidstyler wrote:Well, if it is Space Hulk, then everything we were told wasn't a lie since we've known about this crap for months.

So...I'm still failing to comprehend the whole t-shirt thing. Do they seriously think they're all that clever or what?


Seriously...I have the same thought. Why the T-shirts?


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 18:36:13


Post by: BrassScorpion


"Why the T-shirts?" Again, the T-shirts are promoting the GW website and have nothing directly to do with the "Mystery Box" any more or less than any other GW product.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 19:11:36


Post by: Alpharius


Yes, I think that's been established.

Lets move away from the T-shirts!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 19:16:11


Post by: oni


BrassScorpion wrote:"Why the T-shirts?" Again, the T-shirts are promoting the GW website and have nothing directly to do with the "Mystery Box" any more or less than any other GW product.


Or is it just more misdirection? OOoo... The plot thickens.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 19:37:11


Post by: Lorek


Careful! Don't complain too much about the t-shirts. Next they'll just have hairy guys staffing the stores, shirtless, with "Seriously, you shouldn't have complained about the t-shirts" shaved into their chest and back hair.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 19:54:07


Post by: Alpharius


Funny, and disturbing!


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 20:03:00


Post by: fullheadofhair


Iorek wrote:Careful! Don't complain too much about the t-shirts. Next they'll just have hairy guys staffing the stores, shirtless, with "Seriously, you shouldn't have complained about the t-shirts" shaved into their chest and back hair.


duuuuuuuuude

...... that is just not right.






Automatically Appended Next Post:
Anyway ... everything you have been told is a lie. Dark Angels worship the chaos gods.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 22:29:57


Post by: Compel


Had a quick chat with a blue shirt today.

It's an empty cardboard box with brown wrapping over it and a felt tip question mark drawn on it.





But really, he did say a couple of things.

He was saying it's not space hulk or the thunderhawk.

Believe that what you will. He did however repeat the 'its a brand new game' line but the actual possible 'new' information is.

They will have a couple of copies of the game in the store on August 17th and people will be able to play it. He also added, he was only told that on the phone on Tuesday

So that really does suggest to me at least, that it is a game, so at the very least HQ are phoning around to say, "hey, leave your calendar open for games that day."

My own theorizing says, it's probably "The Space Crusades of the Necromundian Inquisitor Kill Teams attacking Tyranids on Gorkamorkan hulks."

In other words, probably a kind of LOTR SBG style 40k


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 22:36:15


Post by: JohnHwangDD


The T-shirt is what makes it a limited edition that sells out as a single run.

Like the Collectors 40k rulesets.


GW's Mystery Box? WTF is it already?!? @ 2009/08/07 23:16:31


Post by: TBD


BrassScorpion wrote:"Why the T-shirts?" Again, the T-shirts are promoting the GW website and have nothing directly to do with the "Mystery Box" any more or less than any other GW product.


Yes, but I think you are missing the point.

They have those Tshirts to promote their website, including their supposedly new(?) news and rumors section, and they are using the slogans "Everything you've been told is a lie" and "The emperor (aka their website in this case) is the only truth" in an attempt to lure people from sites like this one to theirs because according to them the only truth can be found at their website.

In other words: everything we've been told (on sites like this one) is a lie and they are the only credible source.

But IF the mystery box really is Space Hulk then they have been the ones lying, and the rumor sites have been right all along, which would obviously make the whole idea behind the Tshirts quite a mockery. Thát is why the mystery box is being linked to the Tshirts.