my tiny mind

To the moon!

And beyooooond! Woop!

I went to

sleep last night

but then I

had an unusual

bad dream about

Big red suspenders

chasing me down

The dark alley

until i fell

In the pit

of doom, in

The black hole!

When I woke

The next day

there were some

Hot crossed buns

where my pants

Used to be.

Does it mean

Nyårsafton is not

A real thing?

I shrugged. Perhaps

he is only

A figment of

Fourty K fluff.

John Paul Jones

does not like

Green eggs and

muttonchops, how pleasant!

If he would

Only cook with

secret herbs and

Nyårsafton lobsters, who

like to boil

At 128 degrees

until golden brown.

So read the

Holy book of

Cajun Cthulhu Recipes

By squiddy mcsquid.

Squids are Cthulhu's

Demon love children.

They should know

There is no

such thing as

Demonic love children.

Now, JamesGang really

Loves his chicken!

Yum, great chickeeeen!

The Cthulu chicken

Should not be

left alone with

Shifty davenport salesmen

without adult supervision.

The cthulu chicken

is highly spicy

yet, decadently rich

With truffles and

A side of

Mashed sweet potatoes.

Next everyone ate

and made merry.

The girls drank

freely, and I

hid under a

Bed watching them

Like a wierdo

with a sick

Twisted voyeur fetish.

Oh, why would

Anyone with a

Llama breeding business

even consider robbing

a liquor store

, twas but a

dedicated act of

Desperate business management.

Snurl, and JamesGang

thwarted Guardsman Bob's

Professional golf career.

Meanwhile, KommissarKiln brooded

over his poor

Misguided conception of

a ketchup bottle

Filled with mustard.

Suddenly, a corpulent

Red suited elf

Ingested poor Kiln

With his cookies.

into his van

then threw up

On an elf.

The unfortunate elf

Badrukk's flash gitz.

Makes no sense.

Dude come on

, you gotta follow

The dang rules

as it lectures

to your soul.

The disgusted elf

Ate raw chicken

Which tasted horrible

With cat food.

When we saw

A giant turd

in his army,

of crazy boots

The people went

to Alagaesia, where

Thirty-thousand rusty

rusty swords puked

Up dragon eggs.

The eggs hatched

and out popped

JamesGang's kinfolk

.



My kin are

not racists, but

actually rather tribal

Orks who like

beating each other

with hickory sticks。

to relax after

Drinking pungent odors

And consuming mushrooms.

In another world,

In another time,

Badrukk met up

with his girlfriend,

and summoned a

Taxi to take

them away to

Marneus Calgar's palace

Of ultimate depravity!

When Badrukk entered

he found some

Vicious spore mines

And the vapors

Made him retch

on his date.

Meanwhile, on Earth,

The humans vanished

In a cloud

of Inviso-Gas

, and fart noises.

This happened because

some stupid nitwit

Opened the door

To the middle

of Kharn's closet.

Stephen and David

Then died horribly

In a ball

OF FLAMES! MUHAHA

Matthew laughed while

the world farted,

And caught on

Matthew also knows

that he is

a lama inside

a Tibetan monastery

Full of pious

fightin' Zen Monks.

Badrukk then became

A toymaking dentist

Who's main concern

Was removing teeth.

Then suddenly, a

giant termite chewed

through millions of

Dollars worth of

Pounds worth of

Black tar heroine

.

It was the

Biggest thing that

Was in the

Whole Wide Wurld

But was so

wierd, and confusing

that even CREEEEEED

could not understand.

In the event

of tragic Adepticons,

Big breasted aliens

must proceed to

the fire exit.

Before they can

Become foolish idiots.

I closed the

entire world to

any new species

That could destroy

My ant farms.

of death. Even

The Lego police

could not do

Anything. They tried,

Breaking it down

like MC Hammer

()

But failed miserably.

So remember to

never fail. Ever.

Otherwise, the rats

Will get you.

The woman flashed

Her giant boobs

At the children

who then barfed

And they sucked

(I know I dropped a bomb...)

the enormously huge

lollipop they had.

Then they sucked

at playground games

because their parents

Didn't like them.

Someday they will

Become terrible players

and ragequit tournaments

because they didn't

Like their parents.

and didn't listen

To their music.

In return, the

Large breasted woman

will ignore them

Because she is

Nothing to see.

Danny made chocolate

Out of bones

Which were his

Grandmother's loyal cats.

He could have

ate the chocolate,

Which made him

ache with regret

Of what happened.

Steven and Danny

Worked at SPC

They chased brunettes

and some blondes

And severe storms.

They were legendary

until they tried

to go DANCING

on the icy

Roads. They slipped

into a coma

After falling on

Used prophylactics and...

laxatives. And now

They went to

A night club

Called Badrukk's hub.

"What a dive!"

they thought, and

sure enough, A

a slugg worm

Inseminated both men

and ewwww. Gross.

The bar was

The blue oyster!

It served impregnated

Police academy cadets

that used Redbook

to contact Cthulhu.

and Incan gods

Put lasers on

man-eating sharks

*100th page*

Ate men who

...... Dude you have to read a couple posts prior to make the story somewhat coherent.....


Watched Moby Dick.

Moby dick was

their abnormally large

.....................

nickname for Richard

the fat guy.

Richard enjoyed eating

everything in sight

On the holiest

day of the

Emperor. Furthermore, he

Went to the

nearest space brothel

for the buffet

Of crotch crickets.

JamesGang knew that

The girls' robo-dandruff

would make a

Terrible weapon of

mass destruction and

Lime flavored tortillas.

But with great

Hot ghost peppers!

Ghost peppers alone

Can eat you

if you aren't

Careful with them.

Sometimes they will