Eat up humans

just because they

had THE NERVE

TO DO SO!

So the moral

Of the story

Is simply this:

Never eat humans

While watching Thomas

The tank engine.

The next chapter

makes mankind disappear

Forever until Christmas.

And after Christmas

The last starfighter

Died horribly in

A burning arcade

Which was hot.

The end. BUT...

the arcade cooled

and all the

Flash gitz inside

scrambled for quarters.

But could not

unlock the machines

With those quarters.

Badrukk stopped by

just to gawk

At flash gitz

because he was

Da Freeboota King.

in his mind.

The disgruntled gitz

immediatly opened fire

At the glass

Door, which broke

After sustained pounding

On the floor.

The Gitz charged

At the barkeep

With a fiery

hot chicken wing

Covered in Barbecue

sauce, while screaming

"Im being repressed!"

But he actually

Was quickly having

militia form up

To attack Chickens.

The Chicken Brigade

Went berserk at

the sight of

Da Freeboota King.

Their bombardment quickly

broke up the

remaining gitz mob

Who then regrouped

before they ran

Out of juice

For their snazzgunz.

The chickens charged

Towards the Gitz

with heavy support

Dressed as strippers.

Their mortars destroyed

The ATM machines

before the final

Push to Berlin.

stopped by the

Alaskan Bull Worms

And crotch crickets.

But the Chickens

Stood their ground

and dealt a

terrifying blow to

all who dared

to depose of

His most excellent

tasting chickens. Then

an odd thing

Crashed on Terra

, frying the chickens

In fire and

eleven secret herbs

and spices. Tasty!

After the feast,

Riker and Geordi

watched Star Wars

over and over

And over and

Over and over

STOP THIS SILLINESS!

Does not follow

the plot very

Well at all.

So why don't

We get back

to the roots

Of the problem.

It should be

Not a problem

to begin another

Story. Kaptin Badrukk

Had flash gitz

so he went

To Slimefart Gitsmaka

, the local vet,

Of his gitfindas.

The vet looked

At the squigs

and asked if

Problems were occuring.

Baddruck replied that

*badrukk*

There were none,

They were there

For a checkup.

The vet quickly

Found no problems

so he euthanised

One Gitfinda squig

and Kaptin Badrukk.

But before Badrukk

could pay the

Vet, he escaped.

Only to find

a huge CREEEEEEEEEEED

devouring his gitz.

Badrukk stopped CREEEEEEEEED

long enough to

Escape. He went

into a minefield

And dodged mines

until the guards

Knew he was

well within range.

Of a time

disruptor beam, which

He also dodged.

but was hit

with a lawsuit

for killing humans.

And got shot

several dozen times

But survived all

But fell unconcious

At the same

time that some

Flash gitz came

To rescue him.

No double posting.

Because then I

Could do this

But the minefield

Killed Badrukk instantly

as he smiled

And his head

Did not explode

But did melt

all over the

floor, causing him

To die horribly.

Meanwhile, aboard the

Imperial Battle Cruiser

Shadow Of The

Void, two robed

figures, hunched and

partially mechanical, began

scanning for intruders.

They found none.

So they went

Away from where

one had farted

so they thought

, but the scent

didn't exist, as

an explosion rocked

the far end

of the adjacent

Ramillies Star Fort.

The Cruiser shook

but held together

In gravimetric eddies

and currents. Then

settled into a

Gassy thermal layer

Upon which the

hull began to

shimmer with jump

and then exploded

into space fold.

Meanwhile, Kaptin Badrukk

learned his surroundings:

And shot the

course par. Then

thinking swiftly, he

grabbed another club

and played the

Final card. So

that the Masters

did not sleep

long, but yelled:

I WET MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again!
After awhile

A big explosion

spoiled his eagle

skull-bolter looted from

Pep Boys Automotive

But did not

come with batteries

Of the right

sized ammunition magazine.

Then, it exploded

In a shower

Of sparks and

searing hot fragments

all over the

Floor. Cleaning up

the Ork population

by exploding them

to kingdom come.

Kingdom come was

The morning after.

The day was

when Solomon Grundy

died very horribly.

It all started

On a Sunday

just before Church

in the Baptist

community of Little

Idiots wanting gak

and acting bitchy.

On the Equinox,

A mysterious package

with Nucleogenic Lifeforms

arrived in the

Bridge. Captain Ransom

thought it was

communiques from Starfleet

But then Hector.

Saw Nucleogenic Lifeforms

and put it

Right up the.

Airlock disposal unit.

The lifeforms died.

No more infestations

Were aboard Equinox

without authorisation. The

Equinox went home.

to the planet

Earth. Starfleet Command

could not believe

They got home.

Though really, seeing.

They had killed

Everything but the

Ponea, who they

left floating in

Space. A party

of fleet officers

Danced their way

to the ship

Which was deep.

in spacedock. When

The borg attacked!

Thinking quickly, they

summoned Nucleogenic Lifeforms

from beyond the

Delta Quadrant. They

Knew what needed

to happen to

exterminate the Borg

And Starfleet itself.

Without hesitation, they

rebuilt Starfleet HQ

just before lunch.

And then Starfleet

went back to

Section 31 for

rounds of Ale.

Soon after, they

concocted a scheme

Infecting the Founders

of the Federation

Which was bumping

A great thread

Back into view

for the holidays.

Suddenly ninjas popped

Into the story

They were hungry.

Fortunatly, they arrived

At SYL's barbecue

Just in time

To perfect the

Plasma Hot Sauce

Containing 12 spicy

dry rub peppers

And a used

Lithium-ion battery