Strategically set up a device designed to kill every twilight fan in the galaxy which would then...

explode at the very opening credits of the new twilight movie when it premiered. The night was tense and...

fans were lined up for blocks waiting to see Twilight V: Breaking Wind. Batman knew that when the device detonated it would be his best chance ever to rid the world of......

This horrible disease, and...

Just as the clock struck twilight there was a big boom and the whole theatre blew up.Enraged that he couldn;'t watch his creation the director tore through the flames towords batman who had already called on the help of several other prominent Justice league members such as Chopper Reid, Rhys Darby, Robin Williams, Dylan Morant, Bill baily and of course who could forget "the old hick in the corner". Together they...

...Ordered Exterminatus on the planet, hence utterly destroying all Twilight fans...(lets stop this talk about twilight, its depressing just to speak of it)

When the flames subsided, high on a rooftop overlooking the devastation stood Batman, grinning like a cheshire cat.

Meanwhile in 2011......

Where the 2010 blowout party had just been, the hungover people...

...Started to rebel against Imperial rule, turning the once peaceful planet of Gore into a charnel house. In response,...

the imperial sector for the fun police decided to have a crackdown on any and all raving parties. . However once again batman showed up and...

with the help of Bill from accounting......

snurl wrote:with the help of Bill from accounting......

Caught the rapist in Lincoln Park, who yelled out

sacreligious oaths against the emporer, and was silenced by batman with a few swift blows to the head.
The crowds were really getting out of hand when.....

sudenly the fun police showed up in their black regalia. This immediately...

caused a stampede the likes of which were never seen before. For the Fun Police were the greatest metal band ever, and everyone, even Batman, wanted their autographs.

However, other drunk fans were not amused as the stark raving mad fans spilled thier beer in the rush for autographs, eyes glowing red and swearing an oath to Korn, the god of blood, slaughter and all things corny...

...who just happened to be the next entity to arrrive on the scene. After looking at the mayhem, he..........

decided to rock out right next to the fun police. This in turn made nurgle jealous who then...

released a pox so vile that none could abide its horrific stench. Fortunately for everyone, no one could remove the child proof cap and the pox was contained.
Then......

Bono showed up. Aww hell no...

and was promptly beheaded by Khorne as the fans chanted....

Absolutely nothing, they were silent...

And hence Bono,who re-grew his head, had no idea what to do,so he started to dance the night away along with his buddies.....

as the bar tab climbed ever higher.

Eventually Khorne decided to vamoose before the bill came. Nurgle was not so smart.

The bill was enough to wreck the economy of planet Gore for years to come. But papa Nurgle had an Idea.

He would pay with so many pennys that no man could ever hold them all....

from eating the Cake from page 1

The sheer weight of so much copper in one place had a telling effect on....

On his bone integrate and the Time/warp continum, thus giving them a chance to escape while the entire bar assisted the bar tender with holding the pennies.

And so they climbed onto the bus....

and went careening down the road, for everyone on board was plastered from the nights revelries.

Slasnesh wakes up from the hangover and...

rather enjoys the throbbing pounding headache for awhile and decides to do it all over again real soon.

And so Slanesh wakes up Nurgle,who was found sleeping with his head in the toilet.
And so Nurgle woke up, and both went to go find out what the hell happend to Tzeentch.....

for hundreds of mortal years the gods searched the abyss, calling Tzeench, Tzeench!
Finally through a stroke of luck one of them pronounced Tzeench properly (accidently it would seem) and there he was.....

Lying on a pile of dead mortal humans,drinking more and more beer despite the hangover that he too had....

because the hangover's effects were deadened by the blue fire he kept inhaling.
He picked up his hat, dumping out a bunch of deformed rabbits, and put it on.
"What shall we do next?" he asked, magically.

Nurgle then decided that Metallica was playing at Fiji. it would be rather relaxing compared to the latest few days. Ahh, nurgle could just imagine the loud heavy music

So Tzeench transported all four of the Chaos gods to the Metallica concert. Khorne was not amused because he was in the bathtub at the moment of transport but when he saw the headbanging going on he was right with it.
But something was different. The appearance of the four most terrible gods of ruin in the crowd had no effect on the concertgoers. In fact, they blended in. Nurgle bought a T shirt from a guy in the parking lot who smelled worse than he did.

When there was a moshpit, khorne jumped in and knocked everyone down. Then suddenly....

The lights went out. The crowd went wild, then fell almost silent. From the stage came the vibrant sound of the loudest, longest power chord any of the gods had ever heard before. Suddenly in a flash of lasers and pyrotechnics..........

Metallica marches out,playing there awesome music. And all injoyed it and headbanged together to the music,but Slanesh,being the horny bastard he was,found a girl...

and proceeded to chat her up using 80's pick up lines. This did not go down well and so slaanesh went of to find another girl but was stopped when he found the director's of twilight, eragon and other several movies that they screwed up really bad. This put...

Slaanesh in a bad mood and he decided to teleport these directors directly into the warp, where they would learn the mistakes of thier moviemaking, then Slaanesh proceeded to chat up more girls...

which was much easier now because most of them were waving their shirts at the band.

Then Nurgle, feeling a bit left out...

Proceeded to chat with a girl who had a very large Adam's apple...

and got on with her rather well, so he gifted her with several new diseases, but she already had a few so she was not impressed.

But Tzeentch, not one to let a rival god have all the fun...

Pushed Slanesh out of the way,and offered her a drink.
Slanesh was pissed,and told the others how Tzeentch broke the Bro Code......

so Khorne decided to take action. He grabbed Tzeench's waist band from behind and gifted him with an almighty wedgie.

tzeench changed tactics immediately. He goes in for the purple nurple when...

such antics excited Slanesh so he decided to gift all of the shirt wavers in the crowd with 2D6 extra funbags of various sizes.
WTF! was heard rippling through the crowd and even the band stopped playing and stood there gaping at the unusual display of fan appreciation.
Metallica wrote a song about the incedent, called.....

" What the F**k Is Slanesh Doin' ".
So the Gods Of Chaos were immediately throwen out. Of course they were enraged.....

so they left a few more gifts just before going back to the warp, and turned most of the security folks into spawns, just for good measure. In the parking lot, they.....

forgot were the bus stop was,so decide to use there Chaos powers to teleport to there destination.
And so...

In the blink of an eye they were back in the warp, leaving a scene of chaos and destruction behind them.

Meanwhile......

Mace Windu was gettin a cuppa with Yoda. The two had

all day in front of them with nothing specific to do.
"Lets......

'See what happens if we touch the ends of our lightsabers'
and so they did...

The resulting fireball came as a complete suprise to both of them as they were both knocked on their asses.
Dusting themselves off, they quickly decided to hunt down some dark evil bad people instead.
Yoda remembered hearing about........

some silly old bounty hunter kicking up a fuss down at the local gay bar so they decided to investigate. 2 hours later...

they arrived at the bar in disguises so that no one would notice 2 Jedi walking in.

the two Jedi masters entered the bar and saw Slaanesh sitting there talking to a gay stripper....

And yoda, being a personal friend of the god, decided to blow his cover and have a chat to him

But neither could hear a thing the other was saying because Metallica's new song, "WTF is Slannesh Doin?" was playing loud enough to rattle the windows.

So Yoda,for the first time ever, got impatient and turned it off via the Force. And so they continued to chat...

But shutting down the music was the wrong thing to do as chairs, drinks and loud threats started flying their way.

And over their head for the barmen had just stopped giving away free drinks

Yoda asked Slannesh if...

...he could borrow a cup of sugar, he was running low and...

slannesh quickly saw through the muppets ruse and grabbed him by the throat, shaking him violently.
Demanding to know why the Jedi were after him, he was suddenly cut short by Mace Windu's light sabre. So was the bar and Slanneshes chair too, clean in half. Mace caught the small Jedi before he hit the ground, and went sprinting for the exit with Yoda tucked under his arm, like a Steelers Center running the ball for a goal.

Before falling flat on his face quite unlike a Steelers center...

but, using the force, he quickly recovered and found their Jedimobile. Hopping in, they were gone in an instant.

Off to find out why Tython was being held hostage...

on a remote planet in the generic system called...

*Insert generic system name here* mace had always wondered why it was called that...

but his questions were soon answered when the ship slowed from lightspeed, for from orbit the planet seemed plain and featureless, except for a dark mountain range that looked like a barcode down near the bottom.

Perplexed, they aprouched...

Ad scanned the planet which registered '490000 Galatic credits buy one get on free'

Using the force, they guided their craft to the most likely spot to land and sat it down. The scanners were still compromised by random get one free and special offers, so they turned them off. Reaching out with his mind, Yoda......

Searched the planet for the source of some mysterious psychic activity which had been bothering him...

He found it soon enough when he opened his eyes because its owners face was pressed against the windshield of their spaceship, staring at them.

''Ouch!'' exclaimed the Owner. ''You guys just broke My nose, i was just going to the check-out counter.'' He continued.

Yoda hastily apologised and offered to Force His nose back, but was....

distracted by the muppet show coming on the ship's television.

The spacecraft hit the Owner's nose again, causing it to become a stump. Alas the Necrons were born...

and went stomping off into the bland generic desert.
As Yoda and Mace were in hysterics over the antics of Fozzie Bear on TV, they were startled by a loud rumbling noise coming from beneath the ship.

Looking over, they discovered that the rumbling noise was emitted from a homing device planted by those foul Necrons...

For the very first KFC had been built on the planet...

and the Necrons, being vegetarians, were falling over each other in order to be first in line for the protest rallly.

Unfortunately, they could no longer speak and could only protest silently with hand signs, making them look like the mimes of Old Earth.

which was just fine until a truckload of hungry wookies showed up, with chicken dinners on thier minds.

Soon a war was raging between the opposing forces with the fate of KFC in the balance...

as wookies made a scrap heap of the necrons, only to have them respawn and come back for more. The fight seesawed back and forth until the wraithlike spirit of Colonel Sanders rallied the wookies and....

managed to push those filthy meat-hating Necrons out of the system. The wookies then travelled to the nearest KFC to enjoy a celebratory feast of chicken and potatoes...

Only to find that the necrons had smuggled the chicken out of the system as the fled

which really made the wookies stompin mad, because wookies really hate cole slaw.
Just then Yoda stepped out from the ship during a commercial for a breath of fresh air- only to find dozens of furious hungry wookies.

Acting quickly he invited them inside to watch a bit of tv...

But as luck would have it the Muppet show was over and Jersey Shore was the only other thing on.
Now, when an angry wookie sees a drunken Snookie...

A strange reaction takes place that results in unconditional love for everything Snookie related...

...which then caused a strange ritual to happen. The wookies, with their obviously non-human minds mistook yoda for a Snookie and prepared to sacrifice him for the Greater Good...

Yoda was quickly batter dipped and seasoned with eleven different secret herbs and spices, then popped into the ships oven at 350 degrees for an hour, as was the way of their secret ritual.

When he appeared again, he was a new being. Heat emanated from his body, energy crackled from the fissures in his darkened skin. He opened his mouth and said one word that be worshipped for all eternity. Ouch.

Thus came the passing of Yoda. A long overdue death finally claiming him.

But on a happy note the wookies soon discovered that he tasted just like chicken and was indeed, finger lickin good.

Meanwhile, mace tried in vein to escape the ship and wookies that had overtaken it, calling on his 'spy power' he had learned from a certain Sam Fisher...

he waited in the ships restroom until all was quiet, then slowly opened the door........

He crept along the conveniently empty corridor until...

emerging in the main hull of the ship, where wookies, stuffed with a chicken dinner, were snoring all over the floor.
He picked his way across the floor to the exit door and hit the button...

That turned the main hall into an instant rave, it was the most fun thing Mace had ever done

Until the wookies tore his arms out of their sockets. Then it was no longer fun at all.

He entered one of his jedi meditation poses to numb the pain, picking one with the funniest name, and thus mace sat there in...

the "looks like I fit in the garbage masher" meditation regimen. Fortunately the wookies had lost interest and most of them had wandered outside.

When the Wookies emerged from the shack, they were faced with a legion of...

Skeletal chickens, with a grudge to settle. Led by a famialiar looking short green wraith.
"The wookies, charge, you must" it said.

And so, the final battle of the 4th age of man began.
The last alliance of wraith and bird charged the armies of wookies.

As the two armies collided blood feathers and fur flew everywhere

There were feats of valour and fierce bravery on both sides as the fight raged on, yet neither side seemed able to gain the upper hand until........

Ninja Wizards showed up to support the protesters.........

And the wookies piled into their truck and left in a huff.

To plot their revenge on what was left on the ninja wizards...

When all was quiet, the real Yoda crawled from beneath the console of the spaceship. He had not lived so long by being naiive, and his chicken-in-a-Yoda-suit ruse had served him well. "Off, we must blast" he said as he scraped up what was left of Mace from the floor.
With that, the ship hovered for a moment and then vanished into space, leaving some singed ninja wizards on the generic planet surface.

Little did he know that the surviving ninjas had hitched a ride in his ship and were standing right behind him...

but the force betrayed them and the old muppet quickly dodged their attacks, then opened up his own can of whup-ass. Again and again his lightsabre did its gristly work.....

And when it was all done, He strode away....

covered in ninja wizard giblets.

Back at Jedi Headquarters, Mace was retrofitted with enough cybernetic parts to........

Become a miniture Yoda-sized dreadnought and when finished...

the padawans christened him by smashing a bottle of champagne on his head. To their horror, they realised that the head had been the only part that hadn't been replaced.

And so he collapsed, bloody and all, to the floor...

and was promptly retrofitted with a steel plate where his skull used to be.
After the operation, when he came to, his first words were......

Now what was that for?...

With that, the yoda sized dreadnaught (who used to be Mace Windu) stamped out of the room and down the hall. Resting in a corner, his mood did not improve when a pretty nurse mistook him for a trash receptical.

And started shovelling things which cannot be named into his open mouth...

and his anger began to grow. Soon he could feel the rage flowing through him, until.......

In an uncontrolable fit of rage he opened up a can of shoop da whoop on the poor nurse, all the whilst thinking...

WTF I cans shoot lightning outta my fingerzz now lol wutz!
Or something very similar which defies translation.

And since there was no google translate in the vicinity, the nurses became very confused...

but they soon came up to speed with the idea when the tiny dreadnaught charged them. They all ran and quickly outpaced him, which further infuriated the angry machine.
As he burst out into the street in a fit of rage, completly gone over to the darkside, he was snatched up onto a passing garbage truck and..........

Crushed in the compactor,and the city was safe! But then a mysterious gothic armored man strode through the street...

Armed to the teeth, he was....

Asking everyone he saw for directions to the librarium...

for he had books to return, and wanted to avoid the overdue fees if he could. Finally he found a boy who would lead him there for a few coins.

And they traveled to the Librarium and went through the beautifully decorated door...

Only to find that the rest of the building had been torn down and was now a parking lot for Tesco's.

This made anonymous-gothic-looking-guy-with-no-name very mad indeed...

and he began his search anew for another Librarium, preferably one with a clean washroom.
Now, Librariums are not easy places to find, in fact many are hidden........

...on Uranus. So he went on a starship and dropped-kicked the kid that he was following,for he was no longer needed.

And so...

and it suddenly dawned on him that the librarium had been right in front of his nose and he had not seen it for what it was. He walked back to the ancient doors and walked through them, then strode directly across the parking lot and into the Tescos magical self-opening front doors.

He stood in the lobby for only a moment when a servo-skull approached and asked......

May i see some ID sir...

"No", said the stranger.
"Very good sir", said the servitor."May I inquire what you have come here for then?

But the stranger was unwilling to give such information away so he...

swatted the servo away and headed over to the pile of ancient scrolls and texts and sat down.
He pointed to the scroll he wanted and a small seraphim gently retrieved the parchment and held it open for him to read. it was....

Absolutely the most boring thing he had ever read...

after he quit his job at the library..

but he plodded on through the ancient text until he gleaned the knowlege he had come for.
With that, he was outta there and heading out of town.

To enjoy a night with his two best buddies...

....Jack Daniels and Jimmy Beam.

Laughing at the irony of his friends names he went in search of a hot drink only to find...

...Annoying Trekkie fans. Not to say Trekkies are asses, but these ones were REALLY annoying, and he decided after hearing them ramble about how every other Sci-Fi and Fantasy series was "Fake And Gay" like a troll about YouTube videos, He decided to end them by...

Introducing them to his style of sci-fi and...

...sent them all packing with a few quick rounds from his twin linked autocannons. They all........

...yellled: "KHAAAAAAN!" and beamed themselves out of there. Pleased with his work, Mysterious Gothic Armor Man finally got a nice hot drink...

made by nurgle who....

...spiked it with his special ingredient, The Mysterious Gothic Armor Man drank from the goblet and was soon...

Wishing he had an actual name....

...but then fainted. He woke up with his Armor blessed by Nurgle who dubbed him as "George W. Bush The Fail", and was tolled to set out and find...

the person who had written loser on his......

Master-crafted Bottle opener he would be having words...

with Steven Hawking about...

...timing...

The surprise birthday party for his good friend tzeentch...

...who would be needing that bottle opener before the party was over.

For Mr. gothic guy, (who liked being anonymous) had an ingenious plan involving much, much fenrisian mead...

which, when consumed in large quantities, was fabled to reveal the secrets of.........

The eternal hangover which tzeencth had...

ever since he was very young when when he used to have a job of coming out of a magician's hat.

And had a strange feeling that Nurgle knew why...

he had quit his job coming out of a magician's hat because...

.........one day while the magician was busy boinking his lovely assistant, young Tzeench snatched up the conjurors book of magic and made off with it. He found a secluded place in the sewers and poured over the mystical writings until he felt ready to.......

Dance like he had never danced before and so

...he turned the book over and dialed the mystical number on the back cover, which promised wealth untold in the event of injury.

He called the number on the back and inquired if he could get the wealth by hurting himself by purpose...

...when up from the sewer came a broom carrying a bucket of horrible slop. It walked right up to young Tzeench and dumped it all over him. Then it went back for more, and did it again. Soon, more brooms joined in and Tzeench was nearly covered in slop. The harder he tried to make them stop the faster the brooms worked..........

He then tried shouting at the brooms that they had missed a spot of the floor which surprisingly...

...worked but didn't slow the brooms in the least. On and on they came, now dozens of them, working as if to empty the sewer itself on to poor Tzeentch's head.
Buried, he tried to scream, but only produced a large noxious bubble in the filth. From beyond the bubble he could hear......

The sound of laughter as Nurgle watched on laughing...

at the antics of Mr.Bean...

And his invisible drumkit...

...and lord Nurgle felt in a good mood. He plucked young Tzeentch from the heap and said....

DAAAMN!! your small which....

...reminds me of when I was just a young thing myself. I see you like to play with magic, so here's what I'm gonna do.......

I'm going to give you the rank of a Chaos God! Tzeentch was so shocked and happy he...

pulled a boquet of flowers out of his arse and handed it to the foul old thing. But the stench of Nurgle and the sewer were overpowering, and gave Tzeench an awful headache. (which he still has to this day).

Little did tzeentch know that nurgle did not like flowers and so...

....Nurgle disappeared like a fart in a windstorm, and left Tzeentch sitting there with new, untold powers..

And a bunch of flowers which...

...weren't all that nice smelling. He saw a annoying little brat walking along and he wished so much that his head would explode....

...and it promptly did.
Taken aback for a moment, Tzeentch pondered hi newfound powers. He decided that he better......

Practice his powers a bit more and so...

went to a KKK meeting and let the the fun begun...

...which, to this day, is the reason they think pointy hats look cool.

And walking away from it all, He was pleased to be rid of some racists from the world. but he wanted some Ice cream now, so he...

...quickly froze some cattle.....

in his super freezer house, and waited till they were big blocks o' ice...

...then removed the frozen treat from its natural container, added some chocolate syrup, and gorged himself on the tasty concoction.

But PETA came and said " Not ONLY is it mean to even take the milk from a cow blah blah blah blah blah...." and continued on with there Troll-like rants, Tzeentch was displeased, so...

Froze every living thing that happened to be inside his super freezer house which...

...covered most of the top of the planet.
Laughing to himself, he began to study his magic books in earnest, not taking a break for years at a time. Yet no matter how hard he tried, ....................

he couldn't figure out how to make love potions because he was oh so lonely...

...he then realized it was because he was fat, and he hadn't done his taxes...

.. so he made himself look kinda like a bird, with a beak and prismatic feathers too bright to look at. (hey, works for peacocks..)
He soon put his books away and began heading out to the local meet market.....

But was slighty worried because he remembered he now looked like a bird and as...

...he walked into the place the music stopped and every eye was upon him as he walked up to the bar.
The Bartender said:

'Have we met somewhere, i can swear i have seen you before' to this tzeentch replied...

..."Not unless you fly south for the winter", said Tzeench.
The girls at the club got the idea all at once that he might not be a bird, but perhaps a big pecker.........

And so one very brave (drunk) girl decided to ask him for herself and to her surprise...

..it turned out he was really a cute chick...

Which she took home and put in her garden, forever to remain her pet which...

..wasn't quite what Tzeentch had in mind at all.
But he decided to play along because he knew he could grow, at any moment, into a big....

Chaos god, which would be hard to keep as a pet because...

...they take housebreaking quite literally.

And it was always a pain telling your insurance company your house was demolished by a chaos god when...

...you whacked it with a rolled-up newspaper.

Which finally gave tzeentch a reason to call his insurers and claim the money he had been after for so long but...

...he was on hold for months until someone answered his call. Frustrated, he simply turned some lead into gold and spent that instead.

But soon realised he craved much more than gold and so he...

...Invented frosted Lucky Charms cereal, and made it magically delicious.

But the cereal had a hidden secret, it was...

...fortified with eight essential vitamins and iron, and contained a suprise premium 'way down in the bottom of the box. Tzeentch quickly scarfed the cereal and found the package. He ripped it open and inside was....

Not exactly what he had in mind when he read premium on the box, there, in fact was the...

...3D collectable game card with his own picture on it.

Of course, this amused tzeentch muchly, so he proceeded to...

...try to collect enough cards to make a whole deck, in order to be able to play the game. This proved frustrating because the card promo only ran for a limited time and he kept getting Khorne doubles and triples.

And there was also the fact that he lost the game due to thinking about it, this made him feel...

regretful. But then realized the rules of the game! So ran to the most crowded place he could find in town and yelled "...

"BLAME THE VICTIM".....

But he realised that this isn't what he shout have said and so tried again, he...

...hollered "NEVER MIND THAT, BUGGER OFF THEN" , and when everyone was looking at him he announced:

That he loved to listen to Justin Beiber.

A hush fell over the small crowd that had gathered to see what all the yelling was about. You could have heard a pin drop.

Tzeentch tested this by dropping a pin, but it was no ordinary pin it was...

...in fact, a pin of silence. But it made no difference. When it hit the ground it may as well have been a cannon shot, for the crowd took it as a signal to begin their assault on the once mighty chaos god, who was now reduced to playing collectable card games and screaming about it in the streets.

This amused mighty Khorne who was one with the card game and could be not be beaten but...

..Slannesh had the best deck, but everyone complained that its cards felt funny.........

...No one could figure out why until...

.....Nurgle acciedently ate them in his sandwhich and.....

...they began to grow on him. Literally. All over papa Nurgle, 3D slannesh cards began to sprout.

Enraged by this, He called forth The Thousand Sons to go out and get him...

...some Easter eggs, for he was far too slow to find any for himself.

And so they went on a decades long journey to the deepest depths of the Galaxy to find easter eggs.
But one day, squad leader Thoran the Hater and his squad encountered a...

Mysterious entity, that called itself the 'Easter Bunny'....

And so they cocked their bolters, started up their chainswords and...

....found they had been duped into attacking a hollow chocolate double of the rabbit spirit. Suddenly behind them........

A very big axe-wielding pie ate the "Easter Bunny"
with the powers of it's awesome..

Pie flavouring, which happened to be...

...more chocolate. And so they yelled a mighty yell, and charged at the axe wielding pie-flavored pie...

...when suddenly, a rooster crowed.

...because a rooster was in the pie!!!

the rooster in question turned out to be a..

........smear of grease and feathers when the chainswords were finished...............

after this there was much rejoicing. Unfortunately not for the chicken or for the pie who...

... had just been eaten.


Now the hunt for the illusive eggs began in earnest...

with nurgle once again bringing up the rear. However Tzeentch then dropped back for some reason. His dubious scheme not yet known slaanesh decide to call upon...

...his old friend Jack Daniels...

a most courageous and dangerous adversary for tzeentch. However with khorne needing to be included in the semi-plot he...

....gated in from the warp with ten thousand rabid chicks and ducklings, all with the mark of Khorne.
No egg could remain hidden for long in the shadow of such an onslaught......

and so the hunt ended and the chaos gods moved on to the next religous holiday of choice...

..which was Christmas and the Chaos Gods went busy to get each other presents for each other. And so, Khorne thought it to be nice if...

...he stocked up on all of the chocolate rabbits, since they were 50% off on sale after the holiday.

And Tzeentch that it to be nice to give Slaanesh a pair of new pants so he can "CHANGE" his pants once and a while.

Nurgle found a trash can filled with all things of rot and that it would be the perfect present for...

....his dear old mum, who was getting on in years.....

...unfortunately she could still tell trash from present and nurgle...

...was sent packing and cuffed on the ear besides. Now desprate, he turned to....

...Santa who promptly sent him to...

...the bottom of the sea, where..

((Ignore, double post))

He made friends with cthulu....

who gave him a big purple fish that...

...was dead, yet dreaming of the day when it would awaken. It was all powerful, yet unaware.

With this fish came...

(gotta do this,sorry)

...the body of an islamic cleric, which reportedly had been chained to a chunk of the former world trade center and dropped into the sea from an airplane.

the body in question's name was Osa...

ma bin Dead for a couple of days(Hahahah had to do it) used a...

(Man, this thread has gone so far off topic it makes me laugh. Keep up the good work!)

rocket propelled cake launcher to destroy...

(mind if i join in,i love this stuff!)

...a cyborg octopus which was holding...

..the blind fish of time, which were sought after in another awesome thread.

The blind fish of time then warped back in time and Stalin's fist clashed into...

...mojojojo's monobrow which started a series of cataclysmic....

..cake shortages, which..

..leads a number of people to form a cult, in which, everything but...

..the kitchen sink...

is the one and true deity, who has powers that...

make even nigahiga cry....

...over his spilt milk.

But then, a awesome man of awesome came in, armed with a ego bigger than Mt. Everest and his ridiculously large arms, to save the day.
This man could only be the one and only Duke...

..Two, who had been imprisoned in a development storm for over ten years.

Duke Two set out on his mission to free the original Duke, but suddenly spied...

a pub filled with some easy looking women...

...wearing nothing,calling to him.

This sight disturbed him way too much, so he ran away from the pub as fast as he could, until he...