then billy mays sold their souls on live television with a 2 for 1 offer.

Which was disturbing, since Billy died over a year ago.

Then aliens come and try to invade earth

but they begin to have trouble when...

President morgan freeman convinces them its a bad idea.

Their first scouts reported that....

the tyranid menace came an ate...

the Jersey Shore cast, much to the enjoyment of the entire world.

But then, the walking dead started their....

...dance party, arranged to "What is love"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg

...and they busted some moves the likes of which had never been done before.

But they still preferred Thriller.

But managed to...

...do thriller even better than before now that MJ was truly dead and not just play-acting.

But then a dragon

Decided to teach them how to do thriller instead.

Darkness fell across the land.
The midnight hour was close at hand.
Creatures crawled in search of blood,
to terrorize your neighborhood......

And get out...

with a giant laser filled with a vodka bottle.

But when the bottle was opened,.....

Out sprung a land raider!

...filled with soda-pop.

Which drove on a land mine, shaked and the exploded violently...

And became many CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.

But then the Flying Spaghetti Monster came...

and spawned a bunch of Chuck Norrises

which began to reshape galaxy in their own image...

But the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS weren't happy, so they declared war

against the Chuck Norrises and thus battle was joined.

But everyone knew Chuck Norris won because Chuck Norris doesn't....

lose...except against other memes. Like the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

But then came Chuck Testa, who shouted...

Fresh fish! Fresh fish!

But there were no fresh fish, so...

Chuck Testa pulled one a stuffed one out of his pants.

Which he didnt realize were actually chuck norrises pants.

Nope! Just Chuck testa's pants!

And there was much rejoicing.

But then came the great Troll god and he brought...

Skulls and cakes for all the litel children....

who grapped their silver swords...

and summoned the great chris hansen

Witch pulled a massive rod out of his pants....

And began to beat the Troll with his mighty rod.

But the Troll got pissed off and so...

dropped his pants and...

took out its secret weapon...

A giant cactus!

Then the Troll proceede...

d...to get pricked....

by the ork gods Gork & Mork

Again and again the supernatural Ork deities had their way with the troll.
Gork thought he was tight, yet squishy; While Mork thought he was squishey, yet tight.

And so sent him to...

detention forever.

To be eternally

...monitored by a dour nun with a ruler and a mean streak.

But he actually enjoyed that. So...

he got his army of METAL BAWKSEZ

....and slowly began to paint them.

with his own...

Overly hairy

tail. It took years to paint them all because...

...he was too damn high. And so he got some cheetos out and...

...began to gnosh down on the crunchy snack. After awhile, the bag was empty so......

He grabbed a bean bag chair, stripped naked, and started watching tv.

But soon, he was fast asleep. The infomercials and reruns had worked their hypnotic effect.
But his sleep was troubled.
In his dreams there was a..............

malicious and hateful entity covered in black armor, who proceeded to...

...stare at him all the time while drooling and saying something about ...

blood-incrusted pancakes. He tried to run away, but the mysterious being was too fast...

...and all the while the floor felt like gooey quicksand; he went nowhere no matter how fast he tried to run. The black thing was so close now that....

he could smell it's breath. It smelt of death and...

...could have made a maggot gag. Suddenly a door appeared in front of him. Lunging for the door and flinging it open he found...........

bronies armed with power weapons. They lunged, echoing the war cry known as "The My Little Pony theme song". And soon..

...the black thing dissapeared in a hail of gunfire and the sun came out and all was well again until.....

An enormous elf came out and...

ate a bunch of candy until.....

He got the flu. Suddenly, a magical...

....window opened in the sky and sand came pouring out of it.

The sand drowned all the bronies.

It slowly filled the room, suffocating all within until...

The room flipped upside down like a sand timer, which caused...

..all of the sand to slowly run back out of the room through a hole in the ceiling.

But the dead bronies clogged up the hole, leaving most of the sand in the room.

Extreme heat coursed through the room encasing everything in liquid glass when...

The alarm went off and the dreams were shattered.

Then his face...

exploded.

The PDF were killed to a man.

The very next day,.....

....Thay went back in time to two days before yesterday.

And had to take all of their final exams over again.

This infuriated them, because...

Annie Oakley shot his pantaloons.

...and to make matters worse, their notes had been burnt and they had forgotten all their studies soon after the first exam was over. Then, to really make everyone mad, Red Wizard shot the food.

and the food twas no more. And Red Wizard was chased out of...

the castle to the eye of terror wher he was teleported to Camelot! But he decided not to visit camelot for camelot is a silly place.

To which the filthy peasant responded "It's only a model...."

...and there was much rejoicing.

And so the red wizard went to find the holy grail.

He rode with Arthur, King of the Britons. Also Arthurs Knights, their squires, servants and minstrels.

But he was eated up (nom nom nom) by the killer white bunny.

then the killer bunney exploded and left guts everywhere.

And there was much rejoicing.

Then they came to the bridge, where there was a old man whom said....

"What is your quest?"

One of the minstrils said "Uhhh.." and was flung into the air.....

But Arthur replied boldly, "to seek the holy grail".
To which the old man asked, "What is your name?"

"Aurthur, Whats yours?" He said

"Uhhh" said the old man and was flung into the pit under the bridge of death.

"oh.. that was easy..." said Aurthur...

And they ventured forth, were they found...

A shrubbery!

But it was guarded by the knights who say.....

"IRIKEKEKEKE KA Patanga!"....

And so they asked the knights who say "IRIKEKEKEKE KA Patanga! what they want...

in exchange for information on the whereabouts of the holy grail.

and so the knights replied that they wanted... THE SHRUBBERY!

And so, a shrubbery was prepared and presented to the vigilant knights, who responded in turn by....

"put it over by the rose bushes."

When Arthur's men approached the rose bushes they were suprised by a large white rabbit who rushed out from beneath them. "I'm late!", screamed the rabbit, who then rushed twoards a grail shaped hole in the base of a hollow tree trunk.

Arthur obviously seeing this as a sign from God, he went in after the rabbit.

"Egad!" said Arthur, when he realised that this was not a tree at all, but the gaping maw of the Legendary Black Beast of Aarrrrrrgh!

But of course, arthur being arthur, slayed the beast and everyone lived happily ever after. NOT!!!! The beast swallowed arthur.



And there was much rejoicing.

Yay!
Bold Sir Robin, who had hidden behind the shrubbery, discovered an engraved stone there.
The inscription read "You who seek the Holy Grail shall find it in the castle Aarrgh."

But of course the tablet was cursed and sir robin was turned into a ROBIN!

Doomed to forvever guard his patch of garden from...

...dirty Hippies protesting on how they should "let nature be! Don't interfer! Blah blah blah!".

When suddenly, out of nowhere, an alien, robot, zombie...

...Ninja Pirate Wereshark..

Oh! Hybrid monstosity of darkness eternal, shuffled, swam, clanked and suffled towardsan unsuspecting group of

...Grail Knights, who were in the middle of high tea and discussing their next move now that their numbers were sorely diminished.