fixed da cart

that carried the

Lootas that were

teeth to buy

(Ninja'ed, BY 2 SECONDS, but it can stay)

(lootas that were teeth?)

brushes. They needed

to re-paint the

inner circle of

fantasy empire knights.

The first paintjob

The Emperor needed

would not be

Golden enough, so

all the space

that was empty

was drybrushed black,

but the others

were overbrushed with

Green, and were

sold on ebay.

for 1,000,000,000 pounds

, almost enough to

Buy an army.

Of Matt Wards

Overpowered, unfluffy Codices

that spout heresy

And Angry gamers.

Like a bad

, Very bad smell.

Games Workshop is

very very annoying

and too overpriced.

so then the

Dark eldar Wyche's

walked the streets

yelling for some

Combat drugs, and

Lysergic acid diethylamide(LSD in case you dont know)

so that they

could do the

Grand Tournaments again

to have the

time of their

acid induced life

life life life

then monty python

showed up in

some freaks house

and started to

steal things from

the kitchen sink.

He dropped them

in the bed

Of Asdrubel Vect

, who was not

Very happy with

the tripping wytches.

They had forgot

Vect then went

after their clothing

was burned horribly

TrollPie wrote:Vect then went

Hah, ninja'ed!

And then went

under the ground.

to his mole

tunneling machine, which

is very Dirty

from years of

Tunelling under the

cities of orks.

now a cat

threw his axe

at a hat

that was that.

Then his brother

turned and looked

out the room

when he saw

a giant yellow

...must resist....

chicken, poking its

weird,big misshapen

extremly oversized grotesk (< cant spell tonight, and going to bed, im tired)

foot through the

Door, and went

straight up to

the strange attic

to look at

The thing in

the box of

unhealthy snacks from

greasy burger vans.

He then Bloated

alot and became

from all of

the USA at

this crap a

(the USA at this crap a) This doesn't make sense.

RaptorsTallon wrote:(the USA at this crap a) This doesn't make sense.

hu? oh,you ninja'd me

the USA at the evil games

in rome on

the Bobsled track.

The many bobsleds

exploded as ninjas

posted before everyone

could type out

their nonsensical responses.

On the corners,

the little old

boys and girls

stared in awe

of the commissar

as his bobsled

over the guardsmen

who worshiped marshmallow

flew through the

air over the

big ugly ork

that had a

large shoota aimed

at imperial soldiers.

The Commissar's bobsled

was the admechs

favorite toy to

try to make

charges at heretics

with sharp bayonets.

this tactic always

Fails pretty miserably.

However, it does

as well as

cause extream pain

(However, it does as well as cause extreme pain)?

to those it

fastly macliously wounds

dajobe wrote:(However, it does as well as cause extreme pain)?

to those it

Ninja...

hits and kills

ninjas who are


(i hate being ninja'd!)

really Ork Boyz

who like pink

battlewagons because it

matches their eye

liner and nails.

The Prim Orks

favorite actor is

John Barrowman because

he loves smashing

(john barrowman? lol)

things with their

power feather duster

made of cake

which cut through

the time lord

and made him

implode his face

into a new

place in time

. the drag queen

When that happened,

he punched him

many, many times

right in the

manhood and then

I never understood

Why they have

so many complex

sports in the

outlying warp areas.

as my victim

began to wake

my pet dog

for he was

really a cat

(this makes o since.

as my victim began to wake my pet dog for he was?)

who liked to

appear as a

a cow in

a human skin

that liked to

watch television all

the live-long day.

then a freaky

forum troll decided

to nom on

Lord Commissar Klimino

but klimino killed

himself because he

Knew that trolls

lurk on dakka

and never stop

being fanboys and

trolls that annoy

lord commissars they

like to decapitate

the bad guys

. Most other users

cower in fear

when the MODs

wield their Banhammer

and smite trolls

for their insubordination.

Da Warboss laughs

because he has

seen other ummies

that got banned

for endless trolling

they decided to

throw a kegger

in the air

and swallow cats

and pork flavored

fungus spines because

everyone likes fungus

trollalolalol yelled the

Warboss as he

shouted his cry

of pain as

999999999999999 armed ninjas

and he was

getting the worst

out of his

big dry cat.

so he shot

every last ninja

that didnt not

try to run

from his ex

who was socially

demented while CRASSUS

ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS

got turned into

smouldering heaps of

future ork vehicles

With big guns!

When Orks decide

to shoot things

things die fast

and bleed alot

but the bleeding

is nothing compared

to a massive

evil imp biting

that could kill

even the emporer.

but its not

too much worry

because no one

has a big

(dont tempt me, you know how i am with my dirty mind raptor)

enough gun to

kill all of

the small little

squats on trikes

who have three

hairs of solid

Metal that are

not too easy

to break and

even harder to

use as shorts.

But when he

bit the snake

he ended up

eating the snake

but not the

evil, evil man

who raised Hedgehogs

for the good

of us all.

The hedgehogs were

having a party

that involved many

races of warhammer

but not ultrasmurfs

or skaven because

they taste funny

. Rats can be

mighty friendly if

you kick out

your house cat.

Meanwhile on Titan

a robo-penguin shot

a giant space

fish towards earth

so it could

eat mankind's home

and escape from

(please say space whales! )

the movie producer's

space whale picture

which is about

a space whale

who thinks he

is made of

the very best

fridge parts and

dreams of stardom.

Blood angles can

make freinds with

all the 'nids

and the necrons

won't be coerced

by Mephiston's charm

because he is

never going to

eat some cake

like the rest

of the porn

(rule 34 compliant)

(tone it down guyz before the thread gets locked)

Anyway, the man