traveled by plane

to a foreign

penguin island in

romania that was

(we seem to have a obsession with penguins)

(yes i love penguins)

made of cow

pats and rabbit

droppings and smelled

like an old

pile of poo.

This meant that

all the people

were forced to

share their oxygen

based cantaloupe narwhals

with the penguins.

But the penguins

don't like sharing

their tuna with

any one who

eats there fish

without tartar sauce.

But Mark Wells

thought that they

shoul have their

disco building robots

confiscated for twenty

million, million years

Encased in lead

and lava because

they were very

over enthusiastic when

American Idol reruns

"oh the Horror"

came back on

all summer long.

Everyone likes to

horde their money

when they want

to buy warhammer

From dodgy flea-markets (it's 3 words ok! a hyphen makes it 3 words!)

but unfortunatly the

prices can be

incredibly expensive because

they have high

demand for their

poor quality products

from over-priced companies

owned by capitalists

and never Communists

but allways the

cash hungry people

that run them.

Smart wargamers know

never to buy

Stuff that's not

a "superior" product

even if marketing

says it's fine-

cast and high

quality and lower

becuase they will

still sell it

even though people

have had enough.

Grey Knight Paladins

are two wound

terminators with lots

of cheesy fluff

that can rival

matt wards worst

homemade pornographic movie

which had no

chick on chick

stop motion animation.

but lotsa dakka

and heretical behaviour

from phil kelly

and his dog.

and a jumbo

flying blue rhinoceros

which was called

reginald p feltchhausen

With in the

guild of awesome?

like the piranhamoose

from way up

north south mars

it always waits

for the new

season. Then he

comes out of

hibernation and then

grimy fruit juice

is the only

way to dance

that he remembers.

Four armed warbosses

got blown up

when they tried

to unsuccessfully navigate

Huron's dark Maelstrom.

and thus they

then became antidestablishmentarianists (its a real word)

before their demise.

the new world

order was violent

but loveable because

every Friday the

green ice-cream van

eats kids by

whacking them repeatedly

with ice cream

across their protruding

(oh dears )

*purged* *purged* so

that everyone who

wanted free moneyz

could pay instead.

It was the

space otter monkeys

That put woopy

on the menu

of a five

dollar buffet joint

serving whipped sheep's

balls with sour

purple cream and

smothered with onions.

meanwhile bob the

ploopy greek thunderchild

sharpened up his

pointy stick on

the warbosses overhanging

Booger with hair

, in the hope

that it might

soon be used

to eat a

tau battlesuit commander

for breakfast with

garlic fried rice

and bacon strips.

Thus, when dinner

was finally served

Bob was happy

to nom on

fried goat cheese

and Tau kebab

With soy sause

that tasted great

because it contained

A little metallic

Tau lithium battery

acidic tooth paste.

We all died

in a yellow

Submarine.
In the

bright happy future

Where the people

often wear bananas

insted of their

hats that are

usualy made of

the best materials

they can get

with monopoly money

and wampum beads.

To make a.

really big hat

you need to

shave wild bananas

while they are

still going off

of their trees.

But however the

best materials are

always found by

the always inconsistent

Citadel design team.

Who love cats

preserved in alcohol.

Floating in jars

might seem dull

but brains find

Humour in scrubs

as they tend

To a tree.

Then the tree

Was named Harold.

coolyo294 wrote:Was named Harold.

(there is a tree named harold in fallout 3.)

He liked to

dajobe wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:Was named Harold.

(there is a tree named harold in fallout 3.)

He liked to

(I know)
Sit and talk.

with the wounded

and then he

Begged for death.

But he didn't

cause he got

Pitied by the

chipmonk family in

Upper Western Wisconsin

the land of

happy floppy sappy

,Harold went away

To an Oasis.

In the dark

Where he was.

Everyone looked up

to see chicken

Eldar try to

desperately grease statues

of flying pork

so they can

go to Sainsburys.

After checking out

The very big.

guns in the

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flower shop. Xenos

have a knack

for never being

hygiene friendly orientated

or good for

baking angel cake

because they always

fling poo like

a poo flinger.

Fried chicken Biggs

would not fit

through the door

of his ship

because he was

TOO DAMN FAT!!
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Now his shrink

charged him lots

for brain irradiating

with praseodymium crystals

so that he

could cook Nigella

a big pie

with the choice

of prime ingredients.

such as vomit

without a net.

The problem with

such blatant profanities

is that children

just cant wait

to get their

chocolate covered fingers

on big guns

or sharp knives

whenever they can

,because they have

obsessive compulsive disorder.

One fine day

many blue terrapins

wore their foghats

To a movie

about the other

monkey and his

dream to be

the greatest evar

star fighter pilot.

Obi Wan Kenobi

knew that the

massive flying pruple

ninja teddy pickle

would quickly ascertain

the true meaning

of slimy supernovae

in the 41st

balloon battle arena

near Wal - Mart.

Thus the prolific

legends of the

cheese inflated donkey-man

would again be

made world famous.

by eating vast

amounts of chocolate,

while dancing on

great bloated rubber

inflatable dolls for

ever and evermore.

If Orks could

cook French food

then all hell

would freeze over

like Cameron's heart

and other such

frozen things that

spell doom for

abandoned white kittens

And also those

And also those

everlasting pink unicorns

that are fluffier

and yet still

the man watched

some awesome types

of Grots go

And kill themselves