I saw this on another forum and it was quite fun reading.

Ok, here's how it works. When you post, you're adding the next 3 words onto a rolling story, hopefully set loosely in 40K fluff. For example, a string of 3 posts could run like this, though hopefully more entertaining

One day bob

Went to the

Shops to buy

And so on.

You can only post once a day, and every few days, I'll post with the current story in its entirety. *crosses fingers and hopes it works.*

Here goes:


The ork sat

and was happy.

Because he had

A rather large

...big shoota in...

...in his pants.

that goes Dakka..



.......Fun idea,but really belongs in Chain Fiction..

,but was it...

...enuff dakka for...

(realized my previous post might be a bit hard to follow up)

da female orks?

Thats right, I'm pulling a Matt Ward and sucker punching existing fluff in the face!

He then realized...

he didn't like

a pantsful of

noisy big shoota

so he carefully

removed the shoota

And killed the

laughing little grot

. Then the guardsman...






please remember to post once a day...

vomited up rainbows

under the stars

But fell off

the tank, and

into a pit

filled with deadly

heart, stars, and

Green clover marshmallows ..

and hit his

jaw on the

big nasty evil

Basket of puppies

That wanted to

Steal his bacon.

for his mum

to eat until

the bus came

all over the

guardsmans pie, then

ate it up.

However this is

the part where

his hand slowly

reached for his

Chuck Norris beer

That was filled

with frosty cold

spores from somewhere.

The ork sat and was happy. Because he had A rather large big shoota in in his pants that goes Dakka, but was it enuff dakka for female orks? He then realized he didn't like a pantsful of noisy big shoota so he carefully removed the shoota And killed the laughing little grot. Then the guardsman vomited up rainbows under the stars but fell off the tank, and into a pit filled with deadly heart, stars, and Green clover marshmallows and hit his jaw on the big nasty evil Basket of puppies that wanted to Steal his bacon for his mum to eat until the bus came all over the guardsmans pie, then ate it up.
However this is the part where his hand slowly reached for his Chuck Norris beer that was filled with frosty cold spores from somewhere.


He then Threw.....

up all over

The Grey Knight.

Which turned evil

and was corrupted

The Guardsmen then

ran in terror

without making his

poo in the

Chuck Norris beer

Which tasted of...

(Also, 'Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser!! - sadly I think that article has been taken down now)

Cosmic rangers galaxy

And other stuff

Suddenly, Matt Ward

destroyed more fluff

and everyone cried...

tears of rage

before horribly attacking

a big plate

That is Matts

Ward's most loved

ultramarine codex from

matt wards collection

of changeable fluff.

Everyone danced for

the glory of

the destruction of

everything known to

Gav Thorpe, who

Makes Andy Chambers

do very bad

things, like throw

skaven into space

and eat his

Face with a

dash of mayo

with a side

of chips. 'Nids

However, luckily for

the Eldar races,

Slanesh got sick

of being their

Toe sucking Tranny

and launched an

aegis of doom

twoards an unsuspecting

Black Knight and

So he removed

his arm and

swatted at the

huge scary looking

lady named Beatrice

without even realising

that her mother

was his father.

this creeped him

right the hell

to his small

and unused brain.

at this point

everyone started blowing

lord commissar klimino wrote:everyone started blowing

...

Oh...the places I could go with this.. ...

.... Up festive balloons...

which had the

mark of Khorne

carved into them.

new sentence) Often the orks

Like to fight

in a wild

pie tossing frenzy

while they scream

about holy moles.

Then the commissar

mounted his tank

and declared loudly

"Release assault pinguins!"

Then the penguins

farted all over

the attacking necrons

and lit thier

gasses with gausses

The comissar danced

on the top

of the Land

that was pillaged

by drunk penguins

But then The

cookie sword appeard

and brought fourth

the cookie monster

who the ran

in circles yelling

"KILL ME NOW"

the guardsmen obliged

but hit the

comissar's hat instead

witch pissed off

the commisar to

buy the next

proper helmet available.

then the commissar

placed it on

his head and

fired his laspistol

next to his

brand new chimera

which he found

Parked in the

handicapped zone again.

so he shot

the handicapped sign.

until the disabled

could no longer

park at walmart

he than laughed

at the old

parking lot servitor

who had just

been killed by

failed armor saves.

But just then

A warpgate opened

and out came

a miscast mutant.

'I'll make a

big fat troll

out of resin

said the slowed

prototype mold maker.

He molded the

space marines so

that they fit

into unproportionate rhinos

that have motors

and remote controls.

they go vrooom

The Chaos marine...

could smell blood

when he ate

the prototype snurl.

All the grots

became very excited

because the rapist

Played the violin

in the fog.

when small children

looked at him

they couldn't see

his almighty penis

,imaginary, of course

so that this

would be the

the worst grammar

in all of

Them internetz ever.

so every bunny

now worships Slannesh

although the bunnies

forgot how to

find their way

Around their houses


How old is this thread? seems a bit like the one word story

under the ground.

( not really old at all, started in March I think, comes and goes like some of the others )

complete with laptops

with satnav. Then

a scout marine

found a golden

bar of gold

in a big

Stuffed bionic penguin

wearing power armour

and a cheap

Golden Throne Imatation

made of gold

. Then the Emporer

turned into gold

and Abbaddon failed

to make gold

look like gold.

from selling videos

about mining gold

to pink little

marsupials with golden

lasguns and big

fat bunnies trained

in covert ops

that wield sledgehammers

with Blackmetal sound

and huge subwoofers.

made of gold

Blow up gold

with gold gold

and golden TNT.

After a big...

golden gold bar

was eaten by

something not gold,

but iron instead.

The gargantuan gold

bar of iron

was secretly gold

but not gold

when the gold

cashing advert appeared

warning about gold

prices dropping below

silver. Gigantic UFO

Titan Munching Cruisers

made of gold

fired gold cannons

all day long.

After a fight...

the smell of

propane and cigars

.the bunnies are

hungry and want

propane to hunt

cigars and gold

,STOP WITH THE GOLD,


(That is my the answer, not a complaint)

Raptorstallon rode fourth

on a silver skunk

that pooped... silver

and anti matter

(i went back and read all...this story makes little since )

and somehow it

transformed into gold

but destroyed gold

and forum trolls

for loving gold.

Legoburner and Yackface

are always vigilant

when killing trolls

, especially concerning sexual

mentions on forums,

that include video

of grey knights.

Something stinky crawled

out of your

room last night.

Trollpie, Klimino and

Unpleasant yellow liquid.

were caught by

A great big

awesome little grey

terminator who was

always dieing lots.

When he caught

a bad case

of the clap

he grinned evily

as he hoped

he could share

his facebook status

with horus and

Da' Ork boyz,

Da Ork Mek