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by jumping off
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A broken stompa
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, a height of
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300 Million Feet
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, give or take.
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When Bob realised
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That the children
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Forced the rule
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SUPER MASSIVE SQUIGOTH
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[also 31 pages?]
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onto the Behemoth
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, he tried to
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Post by: rockerbikie
shoot the mob
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and then saw
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Cameron kissing Clegg
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, just out of
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a fresh garbage
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eating fridge, he
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couldn't believe it.
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It looked at
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it's reflection in
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a large shiny
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plate glass window
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and decided that
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it needed some
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spikey skull bits
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which tastes like
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Post by: snurl
grimey rusted metal.
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From now on
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the Emperor punishes
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Post by: snurl
all the systems
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Post by: cordan123
without legal marijuana
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Post by: snurl
, so they might
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
dope possible attackers
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and force them
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to inhale deeply.
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The Space Marines
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Post by: Barksdale
Smoked tons once
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until the Inquisition
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ordered them to
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smoke alot more
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they refused, and
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shot heroin instead.
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Meanwhile, in a
hint (galaxy, far, far away)
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Galaxy far, far
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
away, Darth Sidious
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Post by: Barksdale
took a huge
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
"equipped" Twi'lek and
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Post by: snurl
proceeded to make
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
an enormous cake
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Post by: The Epic Chaosdude!!!
which radiated dangeous
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
and worryingly explosive
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
piles of dung
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with a noxious
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Post by: The Epic Chaosdude!!!
smell that kills
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kitchen floor mildew.
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Meanwhile George sat
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Post by: snurl
in a place
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Post by: Belexar
where the people...
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like to gather
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and trash eloquent
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Post by: CuddlySquig
art, because they
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liked to destroy
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Post by: CuddlySquig
nice looking things.
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The Grot Tanks
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Are so ramshackle
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Post by: Azza007
that they explode
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Post by: snurl
from being started.
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Post by: Sam__theRelentless
Especially when n00bz
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put Cameron's head
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Post by: snurl
in the refrigerator.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Plus, his vasectomy
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Post by: snurl
could come undone
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
and explode over
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Post by: The Epic Chaosdude!!!
to an glorious
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
restaurant with diamond
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Post by: snurl
floor tile patterns?
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But what if
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there was a
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TFG with glasses
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who really never
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was on your
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Post by: snurl
list of opponents
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that kick your
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...moldy potato skins...
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...very often. Would..
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you kindly go
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to ork town
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and get me
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Post by: zman111
a fried shoe
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Fell on the
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
so I can
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Post by: zman111
eat a cow
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
"yum", said the
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Post by: zman111
evil space cow
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
and then he
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Post by: zman111
farted toxic acid
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
And DKoK put
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Post by: Samus_aran115
his nose in
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where the wild
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
creature's  was
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Post by: Ledabot
before he screamed!
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Post by: CuddlySquig
The evil cow
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Post by: snurl
jumped over the
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Post by: zman111
moon of mars
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Post by: CuddlySquig
to get to
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the udder side
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Post by: zman111
of da ooniverse
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so it could
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eat a a good...
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
amount of fresh
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Dog nipples with
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
mint sauce on
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Their legs so
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
they taste like
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leftover Crab Rangoon
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Post by: zman111
Now the cow...
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
Laughed, and said....
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Post by: zman111
Hello there little
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mortals, I am
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Post by: zman111
DOOMTHUMBS THE GREAT...
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
who has conquered
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Post by: snurl
meadows and pastures
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
with his mighty
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Post by: zman111
chainsword of doom.
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Cows everywhere have
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evolved into very
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ugly carrot coloured
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I've completely neglected this for a long time, so now i'm going through every post and C&P it all. Keep going till i put up the whole story, then i think that woyuld be it, other wise it will bwcome a Novel of complete gobbeldigook.
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lesser daemons of
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Slannesh, of course.
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
yay, thay yelled....
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, as they ran
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
across the house
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Post by: snurl
to jump on
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an evil kitten
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Post by: snurl
which seemed harmless.
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
But, thay saw
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Post by: zman111
the ZOMBIE CAT
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Post by: Castiel
it had stolen
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Post by: zman111
their only predator
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Post by: snurl
and was waiting
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Post by: Castiel
to have scones
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Post by: Evil Lamp 6
with Horus himself.
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Post by: snurl
But grim dark
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Post by: Castiel
guitar playing mosquitos
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Post by: snurl
Played dark METAL
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
which pleased Slaanesh
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Post by: snurl
...until he hurled.
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
Once Rogal Dorn
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Post by: CuddlySquig
became a hippie
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Post by: Wardragoon
for the brownies
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Post by: snurl
in his mind,
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they were like
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Post by: Castiel
big and kind
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Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius
of strangely attractive
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Post by: snurl
yet wrong somehow
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Post by: CuddlySquig
in some way.
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Post by: Castiel
In a place
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Post by: snurl
where Pumpkins sing
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Post by: Evil Lamp 6
about rocking horse
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Post by: snurl
and grimdark things,
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Post by: Castiel
xenos psyker kittens,
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Post by: Samus_aran115
on a platform
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Post by: Wardragoon
eaten by tyranids
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Post by: snurl
assimilating their catform.
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
Then, thay Jumped...
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Post by: snurl
into the air
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
and landed on
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Post by: snurl
an angry bear.
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
Then, the bear....
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Post by: zman111
ate the tyranids
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Post by: CuddlySquig
because it was
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Post by: snurl
tastier than kids.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Hey, when was
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this thread started?
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
"I dont Know...
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Post by: CuddlySquig
when it began."
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Post by: Castiel
In the grim
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Post by: snurl
Dark future, there
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Post by: Castiel
is only reggae
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Post by: snurl
, but Bob Marley
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Post by: CuddlySquig
isn't singing anything.
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Post by: DreadlordME!
The Tank squished
Bob Marley.
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Post by: snurl
Only Three words
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Post by: ChocolateGork
The golden throne
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Post by: snurl
sat empty for
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Post by: ChocolateGork
seventy billion years
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Post by: snurl
because there was
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Post by: Asherian Command
a giant ORK
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Post by: snurl
beneath the thing.
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Post by: Mr. Burning
Made of cake
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Post by: Great White
it had candles
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Post by: TheRobotLol
in its eyes
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and creamy frosting
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