I'm the reason you should join the Adeptus Mechanicus.

***jacked***

Lord Harrab wrote:

Azza007 wrote:The galaxy's new boy band

Wait, there's no red on my shirt...

Hot! My kind kind of Skitarii!

Face fisted.

Iron faced.

oops.

swordwing!

Invisible pirate stuff.

n0t_u wrote:Invisible pirate stuff.

Hear the Music of my mind

Jugs for the Jugs God ... ... What do you mean she isn't a cultist .. oh oh

MAH LAZAR!!!

Autobots! Roll out! *que transformers sounds effects* .... .... well that was impractical

Howdy yall!

Sorry about the mess, but hey I'm awesome!

Take a look at my guns! I am not compensating for something!

Give me some respect bro.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how orange I am.

I iz poking u

WAAAGH!!!

yo dawg...wait...

Hats for the hat god.

And I thought the future was grim and dark...

Make it grow, make it grow!!!

You're suppose to put a check mark, not a 3!

Time for some Prospectin'

Calm...calm...

Remember kids, don't do drugs!

Orkish metal FTW!

Time is fleeting

I like this one band, but you probably haven't heard of them...

I'm an angry skull because someone has riveted me to this plaque!RARGH!

YEEEEEEAAAAaaaahhh!

I am in a pillory, I was too nice.

Bedtime!

i have become the moon. now you laugh or die!

/troll.

I will make out with this sword handle, then stick it somewhere.

What you did there ... I see it

ineptus astartes wrote:I will make out with this sword handle, then stick it somewhere.

yes.in your guts

what your avatar says:

Forgive me father, I have disgraced my family. *stabs self*

yo. im a dog. feed me.im worthless like that

OOOOHHH...shiny sword handle...

bro fist? nope,im a dog. wink.

What an interestingly colored condom you are wearing, George!

*Snigger*

you. i masturbate about you. *seductive wink*

(you took it here and im going to keep it here )

It's TOO BIG! (This will degenerate SOOO fast)

see this paw? i touch you with it.while you sleep. now drop em.

*Pump* *Pump* *Pump* *Splurch*

this isnt my paw

ok,lets stop before we get banned....

OK.


what a strange totem pole.

you.you are my friend.

FAME!

I'M GONNA LIVE FOEAVAAAAA!!!

You Looking at me tough guy?

DIS IS SUM GOOD gak MAN! YOO SHOOD TRY SUM!

la la la la la la *hypno man....hypno....*

edit:ninja'd.....

*Makes mock shooting noises* "na aah, I got you first, you is dead"
Ninja'd



Wanna see a magic trick? Now you see it *screaming noise from someone* Now you don't

**Belch** excuse me

"and thus the universe was un-created."

edit:ninja'd...again!

I loves liqurice!


((I get the feeling there'a a bunch of us just punching the F5 button ))

What a LARGE-

puppy! hugz!

dick! it's you!

(Not like that you perv!)

Puppy Power!

ever since i had those mushrooms...

Snoop Dog is back again.

Banner goes here.

I love you mike! (hehehe)

You there! Pick up my poop.

I'm a very annoying computer.

I have a pointy chin!!!!!

Wink wink nudge nudge.

I'm wearing a ruff.

I've got my eye on you!

Strange dog on a 3 sun world.

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Don't worry if the ice is melting, it won't affect us...

i am a rich snob

Epic flower petals FTW

'I has badass reaping thingamajing.'

What? ... What?! ... Its the face paint isn't it?

Space battle begins

Forward, riders of Krieg. To victory!

we won. your next.

Evil will perish in a flash of crimson.

Props to whoever gets that line Meh.

im the ghost pilot! and im hungry!

Woman with sword. Will end up badly for any man who makes a move on her.

A dude who needs less facial make-up.

Water's for fishes. Beer's for men.

Death metal.

(Actually, he's a horror punk artist. )

Emotional singer.

I have candy in my van. Want to get some?

"Cool story bro."

It can has be kitty.

Dirt

I love my mike....

coz I'm just that rockstarry...

Hammertime.

steampunk ironman

I love my sword so much I'm gonna make out with it.

serial killer mask

Hunting for mortals, doo bee doo, hunting for mortals...

Your avatar has the same face as mine.

I'm a Culexus Assassin.

Metal to the end.

sorrow....oh! a penny!

Honour to be upheld.

why do i never get a hug......

The look of shame when you drop your beer.

Eversor assassin is up for the job.

Come at me bro, for I is man in black and white.

I can join Pretty Marines with this face, right?

Woops, sorry can't hear you. I crushed your face under my foot.

I had an accident when I was shaving my beard, honey...

Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:I had an accident when I was shaving my beard, honey...

Pray kill burn, Pray kill burn!

Look at me, I've got REAL boobs. But oh, my vagina is made out of steel.

I knew I should have stopped drinking.

Still ashamed about dropped beer.

Now you scared?

BeeKaBoo, I want your soul... Meh, your head should suffice.

i.am.skeletor!

Now, how do i put the battery in?

I have puffy shoulders.

Skulls for the skull throne.

This is my microphone. There are many like it, but this one is by far the worst.

Temple! Temple! Temple! Temple! Templar!

I have failed you, my Emperor.

I JUST PWND YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Now where can I fit this?

VRROOOM! feel da powah!

Shinde kudasai.

This sword has two functions...

We're off to kill the wizard, the heretical Wizard of Oz.

Sorry about the beer.

im going to overthrow kais!

This sword. It's secretly a vibrator. But don't tell anyone.

guess what i did to you last night?

Time for slicin' and dicin'

I'll be back.

look at all these food bits...i really need to clean up my floor....

Ummm...

... rose lipstick...

your soul,i hunger for.

Samurais always win!

i love music,but i can only sing with auto tune......

sword goes where?

the puppy...is back.bro fist!

Yes. Me back.

Ow! I stabbed my foot!

im Mr.bro fist.on. your. knees. MORTALS!

I pose.

i want yoooouuuuu!

ooohhh...a vibrator...

(...whats with you and the perverted comments? )

go,bro fist dog! i choos-wait,what? your not my pokemon!

diz iz my su-word, dere are man-eee lyk eeet, but diz wun iz myn.

WAAAAAHHGGG!!!


thats a female ork.

Who let the dogs out!?

You, you, you you!!!

I am your father.

You can't see me, I'm hiding behind this planet. Look at the sun instead its a lot more interesting than me.

Look at me flex!

A little to the left, a touch to the right, There! Centered!

wanna race?

Swords don't have tongues...

we march under the banner of-ummm...who is that?

I am about to pwn you with this here sword.

Stop. . Hammer Time!

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right...

I can't stop hitting myself... with this moicrophone!

Nice coat of arms, wana see mine?

I bank with Lloyds TSB

Don't look at me. Please.

I still can't find the nuggets...

n0t_u wrote:I still can't find the nuggets...

Microphones don't work that way!

These are not actual breasts, I have hidden power generators inside.

Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:These are not actual breasts, I have hidden power generators inside.

Black Templars, apply directly to the xenos.

I wonder what will I do if they start shooting at me...

Good morning Xeno. heres your daily bolt round.

stop hitting yourself!

Black and yellow, black and yellow.

This is my trophy from the Necron Wars...

STOP....... Demon Hammer time!

This looks like fun.

For Rimmy's Avatar:

Hey, who stole my bike?!

(Also, hi Klimino )

And Lord Harrab ^^

(hi back )

i listen...to sounds...of you at night.....

lord commissar klimino wrote:(hi back )

i listen...to sounds...of you at night.....

Wait?.... how do you know i talk in my sleep?

*looks around for hidden camera's*

Klimino's avatar:

Sexy,
Violence,
Sexy Violence!

oh crap! this cords not long enough!

I couldnt afford all of my name, so i went with rim.

( it was what your avatar made me think of )

^avatar:
hengah heingah hiengah!

should I kiss sword?..... TOO LATE!!

C'mere, you damned nail!

(Am I a nerd? only I actually know that location in your 'location' box: Utapau)

(Ahhh, Utapau, great place, Star Wars? If I am correct?)

You. Yes, yes you. Take me to the vets, my paw hurts.

Later at the vet.

My forehead, it sings.

Buy this scyth, now for only 14,99 $, be the first caller and recieve a weekend in hell.

'Keep playing'

(Silly! you are back! Sorry about Vegas)

and yes, SW.

What? I can't hear you over the music!

Edit: Ninja'ed

Good to be back .

Also hi Raptor.

@Raptors avatar

Giant robot chicken!

child stripper?

Woof Woof!

ineptus astartes wrote:child stripper?

Child .... Stripper?

....It feels good to be back on DakkaDakka.

@raptors tallon:

Get of my lawn!

There is a creature in my head! get it out!

Invisible knife fight.

Hello, I'm doing a strange dance.

I told you to NEVER HAVE YOUR DOG gak ON MY LAWN! BUT DID YOU LISTEN? NOO-OOO!

I want you for the Dog Army

BEHOLD, I shoot giant dildo's out of my dildo launcher.

I'm coming to get you...

I got something to say!




EDUT: Dang, got ninja-ed

CptJake wrote:I got something to say!




EDUT: Dang, got ninja-ed

One of my fvorite songs ever

Anyway...

VROOM-VROOM. BOOM

All you skull are belong to me!

Hulksmash. There. I said it.

There was a corpse found over in the hen coop you know.

murder.

most fowl.

**wink**

Rargh!!!!

Fire ze missiles!

thats right...slowly choke to death....

Join me in castles! I haz steempunk!

Ain't nothing but a hound dog!

Must not fall to sle........

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not a space marine.

trippin'

Hey! dont grab that!

I want to go for a walk.

(Running out of ideas for the dog)

Perfect camouflage.

Hunting just got a little more serious ... and high tech


Ninja'd!


I'm going to keep repeating the steps until you get it right!!!!

Time travel.

some surreal thing.

Dogfist.

(It's only a hologram performing a concert )

@Not_u avatar

Psychadelic (sp?) dream.

DanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDanceDance!

I think he went that way.

Hmmmm....

Perhaps he took the stairs down.

Edit: Ninja'd, but works better now.

I'm a dancing hologram. Which does the same thing over and over again.

I'm an Imperial Titan, we like to go on safari on our annual leave.

OH you all shoulda seen it. it was big and round like this (gesture) and way up there! you all shoulda seen it. so I saw and went AHH! and then my neck popped. crazy!

I want to be a wasp.

uhhhh, what is that on my shoe....

Eyes down for Bingo! Two little ducks number 22!

Ninja'd.

The orange on the armour means I'm more likely to actually have a name.

Final Fantasy Karaoke!

I SAID NEVER MORE!

Fingers taste the bestest.

Edit: Ninja'd

Girl: imma dance my pants off!

Crowd: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to start the best dance craze after YMCA.

Ninja'd again I need to be quicker on the post

Look my squad! we are all posing heroically with a rushing background!

You have permission to kiss the ring on my paw. You should feel privileged for such an honour.

edit: My 250th post

I AM YOUR CLONE

HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD! LOVE FOR THE LOVE THRONE!

I love polar bears AND puns!

damn,

(ineptus)This is not my paw, but an arm cannon and I be aiming at you.

Death from above!

Hey! That guy down there hit me when we were kids! OPEN THE BOMB BAYS!

ninja'ed

BlueVisor!

The last thing the cat remembered seeing.

All your base are belong to the republic!

Hey you. Yes you.
Do you want a puppy for £1.99?

Motion blur makes us look busy, slightly.

We'll get through it, Delta Squad.

You shall not touch my flag!

Bombs Away!

Get off my lawn!

Despite me looking nothing like a dog...

Buy Dog Food!

Pow right in the kisser.

Edit: Yet another ninja that kind of works.

Look at me! I'm animated!

Maybe if we move slow enough, they won't see us cause of the blue.

Epilepsy is a terrible thing. see what its doing to that girl? terrible....

OOhhh thats a pretty view!

what!?! why am I at the beach??? THIS ISN'T A WARZONE!?!

I think I put this on wrong...

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Cable too long! CABLE TOO LONG!

*smiley face*

Weeeeeirow, poof poof pewpewpew boom, AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ninjad

Strangling, it's how followers of Khorne hug.

n0t_u wrote:Strangling, it's how followers of Khorne hug.

BLASPHEMY!

PURGE THE FURRIE

I R HORSE!

I R PUFFIN!

I R CREEPY PERVERT!

Alright I'm in.

I R Dinner

Making your nightmares that much worse, since 2010

Look.... There is also a garden in that picture.

Is there something under my right arm?

Trtust me. I'm a doctor.

Ninja'd

WHAT!?! I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!

sillyboy wrote:Trust me. I'm a doctor.

I'm on a highway to hell

i will do things to you.while you sleep.while you eat.while you are in the bathroom.you are never safe.

lord commissar klimino wrote:i will do things to you.while you sleep.while you eat.while you are in the bathroom.you are never safe.

Sword microphone powers activate.

im too sexy for a real shirt!

here sir, I believe you dropped this

Rimmy wrote:here sir, I believe you dropped this

Wait, where are we?

Intimadating...

*Necksnap*

Why am I talking? I'm a picture.

Titan in my lawn? CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Iron warrior ninja star.

Femaledog better have my money

They don't call me 'Porkins' for nuthin'

You got my money stewy?

Pass the BBQ sauce.

You, Tonight. (Handbananna referance from ATHF)

Hey, why is that Korean cook looking at me that way!?!?

EDIT: dang, I'm too slow.

gimme da money!

ima want you on your knees now.

Hmm my sword smells funny.

Guardsman five seconds before field execution.