75727
Post by: sing your life
I'm so tired...
16217
Post by: Scrazza
you're old
75903
Post by: KommissarKiln
Nothing a little splash of cold water won't fix
54614
Post by: sierra 1247
Sir, Wheres the off button???
52872
Post by: captain collius
In grim future there are only grunt assassinations.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I have a big Horn! ehehhe
17923
Post by: Asherian Command
I need to go outside more often.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I need to stop being a cartoon
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
The enemy's that way. And if my visions are right you'll catch up soon enough.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
My walking stick is badass.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I could say the same for your tattoo...but my 'stick' also doubles as a CCW 
16217
Post by: Scrazza
it's so fluffay
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I sense the taint of Chaos on you...Storm Troopers, take him into custody. If he resists, shoot him!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
you look like a cute chaos sorcerer.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Sad face.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I am a Sanctioned Psyker!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
A cute sanctioned psyker 
75727
Post by: sing your life
I would post a cute sanctioned psyker, but then I'd get banned for posting explicit links.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Damn, double post.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I that a jellyfish flying out of your ear?
16217
Post by: Scrazza
is that a jellyfish coming out under your skirt?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
They're psi-amplifiers. They're linked to the core cerebral implant via bio-lightning, and kept afloat by telekinesis.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Or in other words, jellyfish
81782
Post by: Glaiceana
I am not amused.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Even one such as I cannot perceive the truth of that image.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Glaiceana: Lara Croft-Na'vi/Tau?
Valerian: My mind only tells me 'Are not sanctioned psykers supposed to be without eyes?'
Maybe that is just Astropaths.
Still.
The pic would've been better with the character eyeless! ;D
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Sanctioned Psykers have eyes. Only Astropaths undergo soul-binding, IIRC.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
what has been seen cannot be unseen. JELLYFISH
81782
Post by: Glaiceana
Lol, its Lara/Raziel from Soul Reaver. There's easter eggs of Soul Reaver in most of the Tomb Raider games btw
Scrazza: old fashioned gangster? xD
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Strange.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Under Inquisitorial scrutiny.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
JELLYFISH
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
I am going to mess you up.
75727
Post by: sing your life
NO! 
52872
Post by: captain collius
Old-school.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Horn of the Rhino
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I can feel the darkness in your mind.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
I can see jellyfish coming out of yours.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
They're psi-amplifiers!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
that's what she said.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Captain Hairgel?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Traitor!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Cutiepatootie
14070
Post by: SagesStone
That was about as funny as paying taxes.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
my little pony
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Stay back, I'm a psyker!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Imma chill
14070
Post by: SagesStone
He looks pretty pissed off
75727
Post by: sing your life
What music are you listening to?
16217
Post by: Scrazza
There HAS to be something under that skirt.
54614
Post by: sierra 1247
Til Lindemman lookalike?
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Arby 'n' the Chief.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
My sword is angry
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Are you a psyker too? If so, are you Sanctioned? What's your Adeptus Astra Telepathica Registration Code?
17923
Post by: Asherian Command
I am anime character. Help I've been lost in 40k for years. I can only pass as a pysker. HELP ME
14070
Post by: SagesStone
"hmmmm pretty sure that's bs"
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Can I help you?
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
One more skull...
A Psyker no less, an ample sacrifice to the Skull Throne.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Imma loot, kill and burn baby, loot, kill and burn.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that electric cheesecake
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Maybe we should be in the tank. you know driving it and gak.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Perhaps you need to see some help?
75727
Post by: sing your life
"My divination powers predict we will be soon raped by tyranids"
You need to learn how to properly talk to a lady
16217
Post by: Scrazza
I think my profle pic tells you in what way I talk to a lady 
67727
Post by: Iron-Encore
Fancy a staring competition?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You look surprised. Are you a mutant? You feel...different.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
The toaster jellyfish are stealing my brain waves! Halp!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Hmm...not sure if heretic...
75727
Post by: sing your life
Psychic powers are so tiring!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
just stick to plain old housekeeping.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Perhaps I should call the Arbites...
75727
Post by: sing your life
You should.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
I AM the law.
67727
Post by: Iron-Encore
I AM the criminal!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
And I am blessed by the Emperor!
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
It has been a long journey.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I don't think that's even possible.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
Help these jellyfish are trying to steal my dreams!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I sense someone nearby...a rapist! Storm Troopers, spread out! Flush him out, and bring him before me!
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Floating jellyfish of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Sorry, the Doom got removed in the new codex. :(
Thus, your jellyfish are bye-bye.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
I'm angry so I need a really angry looking sword!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Pink.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Hair-esy!
14070
Post by: SagesStone
Is that a jigglypuff in the distance?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Not for long.
(fires a bolt of bio-lightning)
Are you alright? You don't look - or feel - so good.
16217
Post by: Scrazza
MULTILAZOR JELLYFISH
75727
Post by: sing your life
feth you just called me, bitch?
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Suddenly... OCTOPUS.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
All the colours drained!
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Tanks. With girls... PORN
75727
Post by: sing your life
What are you doing under the picture?
16217
Post by: Scrazza
What are YOU doing under the picture.
65628
Post by: welshhoppo
Nice hair.
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
I don't listen to banana eared spit factories.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Don't you have anything else to do?
14070
Post by: SagesStone
I have a skull on a stick so you know I'm not a chaos worshiping witch.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You look terrible...should I call a medic?
16217
Post by: Scrazza
Looks like you need a medic, with those jellyfish and all...
14070
Post by: SagesStone
I'm so pissed off we can't afford colour here.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I sense you have been traumatized lately.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
I see you.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I like Blue!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You like girls and tanks.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
Watchu lookin' at punk?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Back at you, bird.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
You have a hat.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I AM ARMOUR HAVE!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Don't you bring that bug spray over here
14070
Post by: SagesStone
BANEEEEEEEEBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDEE
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Um...
Tentacles did it?
Either that or
Huh, there is a Mouse under that wardrobe.
52872
Post by: captain collius
ohh look a target for bolters
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
ASSASSINS CREED 4 SEQ SHANTY!
14070
Post by: SagesStone
Look at all my allies around me...
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
*looks around*
where'd they go?
oh right, I ate the batman.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Do you infest computers?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I approve.
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
What does SKREEEEEE! translate into?
Auto detect language...
f5. ... f5. ... f5. f5. f5.
F5. F5. F5. F5. F5.
F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!F5!
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Sup gurl.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Nice bling bling.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Come closer and I will go all monkey from lion king on your ass.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
WHERE ARE MY LEGS?
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Where are YOUR legs?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Where are YOUR FACE?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Where art though bugspray?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Your minds...so noisy...
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
My brain shouldn't be too noisy Ms. enslaved p-syker lady, I'm interneting! I are assuming you're keeping yourself alive and not really loyal to a dead jerky face god
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
demon chick.
SUCCUBUS, BURN IT!
after the interrogation....
lol!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
It's a Ravener!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I can fly thanks to my winged helmet!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Jawohl, mein kommandant!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You're a...red wizard?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
BOB! I haven't seen you since the "avatars in a room" thread, how are ya?
OT:
I have a second pair of glasses on under these ones.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I'm gorgeous!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Looks like perils coming on.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Quite smug, aren't ya?
75727
Post by: sing your life
Are you a man or a woman?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I am man.
75727
Post by: sing your life
No, you're a Tyranid.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Who are you again?
75727
Post by: sing your life
*walks up close to valerian*
I'm batman.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I sense the touch of She-Who-Is-Not-Named...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I claim this for MEEEEE!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
The internet approve.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
BUGS!!!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Nope. Just the one...
I'm so lonely... :(
78065
Post by: SkavenLord
Aww, don't worry! The Hive Mind's always there for you!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I taste like chicken.
78065
Post by: SkavenLord
I heard bugs are a delicacy.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
But so are cats.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Cats are tasty. But shiny people BETTER!
* starts chewing toe*
63453
Post by: migs6357
Bear Grylls like bugs doesn't he?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
NO. FURRIES. EVER.
(cue psychic lightning)
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
MY EYES! *Burrows to escape furry*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Don't worry Tyranid, he's gone.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
i chased him away with my steeeek
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
More like with your tank.
73174
Post by: BrotherOfBone
MY HAIR IS PINK
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Talk about ugly.
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
Bzzp, bzzp, bzzp.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Bling bling melon-fether!
73174
Post by: BrotherOfBone
Kawaii Desu!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Join the dark side... We have cOokies.
14070
Post by: SagesStone
Have you met my cousin?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Hello darling, have you been well?
75727
Post by: sing your life
Nice headphones babe.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Close enough, penal legionnaire.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
*Insert jellyfish comment*
14070
Post by: SagesStone
I just can't contain how much I like the colour blue.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Achoo
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
The Tyranid cosplay area is over there. This is the Imperial section.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Where can I get your fish?
14070
Post by: SagesStone
Baned
52872
Post by: captain collius
More Japanese style animation.
73174
Post by: BrotherOfBone
DRAGON
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
I was going to ask for directions, but they are already on your forehead.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Who needs face-book when you can have: FACE-FOOT!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Or you can just spit acid at 'em.
35976
Post by: Freakazoitt
Something like.. japanese robot pilot girl with Roman (ot shaman) stake
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I sense the touch of the Blood God. I suggest you visit your regimental chaplain before it is too late.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
I suspect you mean Commissar, given that I doubt said regiment has access to a Space Marine Chaplain.
Wait, why do I know all this?
8305
Post by: Daba
Blue-eyes Whi-blue Marine?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Avast, daemon!
73174
Post by: BrotherOfBone
I can feel your eyes looking into my soul...
75727
Post by: sing your life
I can feel YOUR eyes staring into my soul...
73174
Post by: BrotherOfBone
It's funny because penal legionnaires suck >:3
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Why do you look like a bird?
71547
Post by: Sgt_Smudge
PSYKER!
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
I-D-10-T stormtroopers shouldn't have jumped into a universe they couldn't handle.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Inquisition?
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
Actually they would kill my avatar jellyfish lady. She's only half human. (Second link in my sig for more info, not involved in anyway just a fan)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That depends...I don't feel the touch of Chaos...for now...
52872
Post by: captain collius
Not sure if Deamon portal or not?
Kill him anyway just to be sure.
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
Sorry, not reeealy impressed by the dragon ... Lady?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
She's an elf...I think.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Ah yes, the hypocrisy of these 'sanctioned' psykers is almost as amusing as the wet snapping sounds their bones make when broken.
(And Chaoticmind, nice webcomic. I like webcomics.)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Traitor scum!
(Why are Sanctioned Psykers hypocrites?)
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
(My Chaos Marine is referring to the time of Nikaea, what with the whole 'driving Magnus to Chaos because psykers are forbidden in the Imperium' thing.)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(The implication is that Nikaea was repealed or amended, seeing as I recall an Index Astartes article stating that Imperial Fist and Blood Angel Librarians were active during the Siege of Terra.)
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
 Admiral Valerian wrote:(The implication is that Nikaea was repealed or amended, seeing as I recall an Index Astartes article stating that Imperial Fist and Blood Angel Librarians were active during the Siege of Terra.)
(Yes, of course, YOU say that. But that doesn't mean that my Chaos Marine won't think it's TFG to do that.  )
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(That makes sense.)
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
Why am I constantly finding androgyny 'round these parts?
@BrotherHaraldus: Whoops! I apparently didn't note my fan status in my sig. That said I like it and it's 90% safe to share. (Violent, but morally unobjectionable.)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Boone isn't androgynous.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
Let's see how many Bolter shells you can take before you are.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
One is enough.
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
Or is it?!?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Or a Perils of the Warp...that would not end well.
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
Daemon jellyfish....the warp is indeed insidious.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
They're psi-amplifiers...oh that's right. Tau are blunts, they are utter dunderheads when it comes to psychic technology. Moving on...
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I keep ending up with you!
8305
Post by: Daba
That's some rather odd ablative armour on that tank.
53375
Post by: hotsauceman1
So they did it, they made unicorn human hybrids
51489
Post by: necrovamp
And unicorns disguised as a santa pony!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Get to the front girls!
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
I spend six hours in front of the mirror every day to make my hair the perfect shade of pink.
#nonwastedlife
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I need a new job.
67727
Post by: Iron-Encore
To get my hair this perfect I brush my hair 1000 times.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Have you seen my other eye?
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabolous
(Also, you sure post a lot here.)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(don't have much else to post on...I've pretty much run out of things to discuss elsewhere on the site)
8305
Post by: Daba
I like Kharme.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
It's Karn, actually.
8305
Post by: Daba
I know.
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
If it weren't for the fact I'd most likely impale myself on your horn I'd call you a cutie.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Your shining eyes aren't that normal either though.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I am a man and a wOman.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No, you're a bug...ish...
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
Hey, I got no problem with different. It's just I know me and pointy bits. They seem to find my blood tasty. 
52872
Post by: captain collius
Nice eyes they are a bit large.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
All kneel before our new overlord!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Pirates on my ship? I'll see that they all hang!
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
No  ... Sir? ... it's a Punisher!
Ok, anime, no visible bulges. Hmm... yeah probably a male.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Most likely someone that needs to be punished!
8305
Post by: Daba
Why the long teeth?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
What's with the horn?
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
And the pink hair?
Slaanesh cultist I take it?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
are you guys related?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Nah; she's void-born. They have all sorts of peculiarities.
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
I thought you looked feminine!
Aaaand I successfully drew the male supiriority conclusion. D  IT!
14070
Post by: SagesStone
If I stare at this wall hard enough, maybe a door will show up.
52872
Post by: captain collius
Are you a ghost?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Are you a demi god destined for greatness?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Not really, no.
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
I am, though!
Assuming non-Spawnhood.
And the 'demigod' thing depends on your interpretation of Astartes...
How fast must I oneshot a Guardsmen in order to be called a demigod?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Astartes aren't demi-gods. They're super-Humans. Now Primarchs...those are demi-gods.
80083
Post by: Retrogamer0001
"Has anyone seen a box of pink hair dye..?"
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You can ride harpies?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
No but they can ride you....
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That's not a very appealing thought.
82842
Post by: ZultanQ
The person above me is a fan of some old school anime I'm not aware of, although I'm not very anime familiar and maybe it's not really oldschool.
Also, I guess it's a dude and he likes chicks with pink hair. I can dig it.
82842
Post by: ZultanQ
AAAAAAAAAAND then I realized it wasn't a girl. What dudes have pink long hair? Get it together anime.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I don't really know.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Amost a Terrahawk!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Remember girls, we are tank!
50541
Post by: Ashiraya
wow
such eagle
very icon
much yellow
star
wow
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
You need to get cleaned up before you can attend the next Annual Chaos BBQ.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Hockey?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No, armor fan-girls, it's the emblem of the Titans.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Boy or girl... There is only one difference...
80254
Post by: crazyfoxdemon
Football Defensive Line Tyranid.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Broney fether...
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Time to break out the nerve gas!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
TITANS YOU SAY! Bring up the Shadowsword and let them eat white hot fury!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I'm not really into Ed Hardy apparel, but hey, if you want that to be your hero costume...
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Why aren't you painted?
71171
Post by: Ironwill13791
Those damn Titans.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
That damn foot.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Hockey with giant robots?! new sport in the making
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Looks better than a Jager anyhow, pluss more sideshow boobs and blue women
52872
Post by: captain collius
The Punisher. What a character.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Is that an elf?
51489
Post by: necrovamp
So when we gonna see that hockey game?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
When are you going to the front?
3081
Post by: chaplaingrabthar
Is Macross or Robotech better?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
As if regular heretical xenos hwere enough we now have fireknife brand heresy spreading xeno
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
Did some one say Heretic xenos? -:-D
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Yarrrrrrrrrr DIE IN A FIRE SPAWN OF DARKNESS
11892
Post by: Shadowbrand
Woof i'm a wolf.
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
Magic is for WIMPS!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Heretic filth!
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
I just took a bath... But an entire nation thinks I'm filthy... -:-(
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Warp spawn...
80254
Post by: crazyfoxdemon
Emperor botherer
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Pony.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Two headed Eagle, like the American Eagle but subjected to radiation
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Panzerbesatzung feindlichen Panzer eintausendfünfhundert Metern! Feuer frei
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
Bark bark.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
\Warp spawn...
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Beware those whom consort with evil looking flags
50512
Post by: Jihadin
"Sorry" for the shot group in you
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
Autoguns? Phfft, Here buddy, take a pulse rifle, all it will cost is Your soul.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Pulse Rifles? Bitch please; we have Mega Beam Launchers.
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
What's that? Can it fit on a battlesuit?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Maybe...but its not for sale to aliens.
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
What about heretic aliens? ,'-:-)
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Nope.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
A person whom knows how to deal with filthy hereticla xenos spreading extra strengt taint and corruption
27140
Post by: ChaoticMind
Quit posting and finish that Fleur de lis!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
An RPG character avatar.
78234
Post by: thepowerfulwill
My new nemesis.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
An alien about to get stomped.
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