Powerfisting time.

*Slowly, slowly, moves gauntlet towards face*

From a nice prince to an ice prince.

Did you capture that red hilly area?

Did you just corrupt a already corrupt xeno?

Did you survive little bighorn?

Put the money in the bag.Now! And pass me the Haribo too!

One flash of light, but no smoking bolt pistol.

Don't move if you value your modesty. Otherwise move around a lot.

Happy painter.

EDIT: Cultist doesn't value her modesty at all.

What are you?

Love. A crime almost as great as weakness.

Those glowy lights look impractical.

Glowy lights are more practical than going into battle in your underpants. They are also far more awesome.

Yeah, I don't exactly fit in with the fluff. But there's nothing you can do about it. Ha ha!

A disappointing letter from home, I take it?

Kissing people. Icky!

What in the world?

Ooops, ninja'd. Better think of something else funny to say!

I am a staring contest MLG. Give up now.

"Ugh! MOAR fan-mail?!?" --sigh--

Did you forget your scale?

Perhaps I need a new job.

If your not first, your last.

You have brown eyes.

Humanity's first yeah right...

Filthy heretic!

An example of Badass.

Xenophobes

Alien scum.

First at what?

No thank you.

Why should humanity be first?

Space elf is blushing

Some kind of positive discrimination towards humans.

You shouldn't be going to those sites, Ms Elf.

Yeah, I can get behind that.

Styling Shades.

Badass grandpa...probably.

Some kind of Shape?

Oh my...

I don't understand why humanity should be first.

LegionofChaosity first, indeed.

Bright lights.

For the Emperor!

The second line of your caption must be for the inhabitants of a beehive.

Why is the pointy eared chap shivering?

 Platuan4th wrote:
chap?

It's a woman

A loyalist eldar? Meet your foil! Traitor Tau!

You can kill me, but Humanity will carry on regardless.

Humanity First

No way...isn't that the heraldry of the Zabi Dynasty?

Not if I have anyhing to say about it

Five rounds rapid!

my flame is silver what does that mean

And in front of me, is the void of everything I do not know.

I will bring warm milk and cookies to all unless my oven is broken then cold milk is all I have

That you're in the danger zone here.

X-ray vision!

Cerebrus was not even that nice to start with

Ends justify the means...I would have thought that the Dark Eldar understood that better than most.

Well no, the ends dont always justify the means. Particualry when it involves genocidal sentient machines and their cultists..

Trying to dress like a tree.

"I'm going to act like I don't care about you, but I want you to notice my pink hair and tell me how cute it is"

Mah hat iz litez! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiling because you're happy.

Humanity First! Or at least that's what we say to make you feel better while we kill rape and pillage. All in the name of humanity

Talk about electric shock.

Killing in the name of humanity.

Stay calm, and have some cheese!

Purge the Xenos

UNLIMITED POWWAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

Sexy lady will soon be enhanced sexy Grotesque lady!

You are not a very good doctor.

Oh my, a new blue skinned pasient..... Hold on, Il be with you in a hearthbeat

What.. What are you!??

Pound it, bro

I'm the electric count!

YOU ARE A who A .

Smiling for the camera.

Cerberus, feth yeah!

You are walking awesome.

Xenos second robots third?

Talk about unfashionable.

Says the guys in black white and orange

Chaos Tau? That'll cause a mess in the background section.

wow so anime

such pink hair

much kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Why thank you, but my hair isnt pink

*tosses hair in a vane fashion*

You have blue skin.

Hey, we use the same font!

(Venus Rising BTW)

Loreal, cause your worth it

Augmentation, because I find it amusing AND helps me to smithe rebels and heretics

Here I come...

Human supremacy is the only truth!

If any more was showing I'd be in trouble.

You're happy and you know it.

nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

So you like magic tricks? Tell us alllllll about it.

I'm so tired.

Ninja'd by a human supremist! Gah!

So, what goes first with humanity? Death?

It is an elf!

Humanity first? Nah I prefer breakfast me like

Why so smily?

Why so drill segeanty?

Btw some sergeants can smile

I like Pie!

Zogging lights everywhere!

Want to ally

Happiness is a warm gun.

You silly little heretic.


... ofcourse!

I'm ticklish

Fire ork?

What in the Warp?

Kissie!!

Tzeentch stuff

Honestly I've no idea.

Woman.

Zog wear pretty armorz.

Just keep smiling...

Smoochy Boochy.

Are you happy?

Are you happy?

You shouldn't pick up weird reptiles, child.

You shouldn't pick up weird women, child.

Should your eyes be glowing like that?

Intimacy in 3...2...1....0

How are you floating?

Because of evil space elf magic!

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Oh my why hello there darling..... Need a "pick you up" to make you shout in joy

Are you a ghost?

What a cute couple

Now I'm a military musician!

"no i am not Gandalf."

You like still like Barney the Dinosaur.

Where's the standard issue BALLS OF STEEL?

It must be love, love, love....

Just some beard dude.

Nice hair color!

Someone gonna get murdered!

The public has the right to know the truth behind that mask!

"can you feel the love tonight."

No. I can only feel the spawn of Barney watching me with it's dead, green eyes.

That model is terrifyingly horrible.

That woman has a knife in her coat!

Are you bald?

Girl used headbutt!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

That umbrella won't help much.

Kushina...?

Kiss kiss.

Gotta catch em all!

Maggots.

Very pretty...

Falling on.

I can hear them...

You look like a certain vampire.

You look like a certain couple.

PE sheet.

Hello Kushina.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Hello Kushina.

It's Farseer Macha. Not Kushina at all.

 sing your life wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Hello Kushina.

It's Farseer Macha. Not Kushina at all.

No way...and since when did Eldar start wearing hip and cool Human attire instead of their 'elegant' robes?

Since she was desperately trying to get a human girlfriend to show up Taldeer?

Something to do with Game of Thrones.

No, that can't be Macha. Macha has tattoos on her cheeks.

 sing your life wrote:
Something to do with Game of Thrones.

Gojira!

Why are you down?

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
No, that can't be Macha. Macha has tattoos on her cheeks.

This a larger version of the same picture. if you look closely you'll see Macha has lines on her cheeks.

Yeah...and there's also digital evolution triangles and a poke-ball on her bag, and her bracelet has 'N7' on it. Macha...have you been watching anime and playing Mass Effect?

I guess she has.

Judging by the pokeball and triforce symbol, Macha is almost definitely a 90s child.

Fire your lazor.

Good times in the S&M dungeoun while listening to Gravediggaz

Do you need yo have that many arms?