-"Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today-TO NAIL YER GIZZARD TO THE MAINMAST, YA POXY CUR!"-Hector Barbossa

I see what U did Thar.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy.

If I had boobs, they would also wobble.

I EAT BAYBEZ!

I EAT WORMZ!

I EAT PUFFINZ!

Oh wait. *runs away*

I have seen things... Things that cannot be unseen.

whatchoolookinat?

Hello pretty ladies.

What do you mean by 'Its poking out'?

...oh

I seem to have killed the thread...

Yay, we won... sees Titan in distance....

Ninjad

I just don't like you that way.

whiplash.

FIGHT!

Look at me I'm a hologram.

DISCO DISCO!

What that?

Tonight. You.

Little bugger deserved it.

FIRE ZE RAILGUNZ!

"Yo Dawg"

Hippy power!

Puppy Power!

Clone Power!

Pew pew. You be dead.

Hey where did that guy go...in here maybe?

*Evil scheming laughter*

Ima be playin' singstar. The Disney version.

*heard on overhead speaker*
casting calls for Nightmare before Xmas on ice will begin in 20 minutes on stage B, thank you and good luck.

OMG, did I see a zombie?! Oh, it's just a squirrel.

...

AHHH, ZOMBIE SQUIRREL!!!

El Skelezor.

El Iron Warror face dealy.

I am a strange dancing anime hologram girl.

*letters just above*
buy your Chaos masks here! just follow the arrows!

Hey why am I on the left side of the road in America? With a double yellow line no less.

Um... dark eldar???

Akroma06 wrote:Hey why am I on the left side of the road in America? With a double yellow line no less.

LOL classic! pulled over for a photo op!

NINJA'D! damn it was a good one too!

Speed limt 50km/h? What are you talking about?

this..., is my BOOMSTICK!!

Rim... thats all

Come here Little Bear.

*is paranoid Gallery Votes and post count will run away*

Hugs-for-the-Hug-God wrote:Rim... thats all

its Ash..... does there NEED to be anything else???

OOH a piece of candy!

Trees are nice.

Rimmy wrote:

Hugs-for-the-Hug-God wrote:Rim... thats all

its Ash..... does there NEED to be anything else???

Exactly, no one can win now.

OK /thread I win. LOL

back on topic:

when I wiggle like this, bend my head like this, and spin around *pew* I can shoot light balls from my hands!

A lovely spot for a bear hunt.

TrollPie wrote:A lovely spot for a bear hunt.

Cut off my head and i rock out for ten hours.

TrollPie wrote:A lovely spot for a bear hunt.

Damn, ninja'd.

I am a necron face on a chaos star!

Come to my ice cream van children.

i dropped my ice cream

I wish this sword was ice cream.

I wish this sword was ice cream too....

i wish rim was ice cream....

oh wait, this IS ice cream!!

ima riding more than mah bike

Check out my pogo stick.

wait... where is MY pogo stick? damnit I forgot my pogo stick

Need for speed has nothing on me...

Fear the mighty CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

I wish we had a Chaos CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I'm riding my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT all across this damn space time continuum and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.

Penguins, explosions and CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS are all you need in life.

I can only eat soup now...

Strap a PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER launcher on top of that CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and load the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCER MISSILES.

the penguins won.

purplefood wrote:I can only eat soup now...

/win

looks like a sword right... WRONG... its a pen! see, toldja it was mightier!

Oh look there is a hot girl over there.

Oh looks, it's a grandpas guitars.

coolyo294 wrote:Oh looks, it's a grandpas guitars.

This is my serious face.

Let me show you how to "fix" you. XD

"Message from God" delivery service!

My sythe is very sharp, Watch.
*Swish*
....
Ah, your head seems to have come off...

( Ahhh, I ,love the ones for my avatar! )

Come at me bro...

Dracula's confidant.

Hazard stripes everywhere.

im singing,turn head sideways,repeat!

im singing,turn head sideways,repeat!

My sword has a frigging long handle!

Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:My sword has a frigging long handle!

You come in peace? The Emprah doesn't give a frack.

Yes, they are implants.

Edit...drat ninja'd and it was so good too.

If I wobble any more I'll fall over.

Play Dark Eldar safe from updates...

Wait what!

Play Tau then safe from updates.

Space Marine wrote:Play Dark Eldar safe from updates...

Wait what!

Play Tau then safe from updates.

There are not the clones you're looking for.

My name is Lisa Funbags.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT safe from Tactical Nukes.

Use clones safe from betrayal...what happened to the jedi...*runs away*

Don't do drugs kids...

What the-... Oh It was just a fart. How can an engine fart? Meh.

Scrazza wrote:What the-... Oh It was just a fart. How can an engine fart? Meh.

No really I'm a nice guy...trust me.

Just like I am.

oh this? no its just make up. the tattoo? no its covered when i get dressed in the morning. I tie my hair back. I am an investment banker. can I interest you in some high yield low risk options?

SQUIRREL!

I was on an episode of CSI once...

CRASSUS ARMORED PENGUIN CARRIER to command, what are your orders?

hello Khorne, yea its me. listen this whole thing isn't working out. yes I know and I look fabulous... uh huh... yea but.... no I..... no.... but.... ok. yes sir.

my name.... is RIMI

This is mah BANGSTICK.

stupid myspace angle shots. no one even notices the red X's on my nipples!

I'm from the pizza delivery, get back with my tip, you stupid squirrel.

ugh, I can't believe I didn't tie my hair back. great, need a new photo.

My other ride is a Baneblade. I'll get you one day, you stupid squirrel. MARK MY WORDS.

the wrist bone connected to the, arm bone. the armbone connected to the..... the.... OH GOD! OH GOD WHAT HAPPENNED! WHY!! OH gak GIMME SOME THREAD FAST! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG...*tie tie tie*... the armbone reconnected to the, shoulder bone....

Eyes on the road? Where I'm going I don't need to see the road.

Edit: Why does my flag keep changing? I'm English!

This is my clone brother. As is he, and he, he, and that guy over there. That ship there in orbit? It holds another 5000 of my clone brothers. You are doomed. doomed.

Oh nose! Pervy clown

Blood-brothers.

I could of been the grim reaper but I was to scary.

Hello, Hooker service? Me and my 4999 clone brothers would like to buy us some hookers, because hookers are cheaper than Sisters of Battle.

I knew this tattoo was a bad idea.

I knew this mask was a bad idea.

I knew this mask was a bad idea.

I knew this helmet was a bad idea

Not sure if serious.

hey..... polar bears.... come gimme a hug!

Rimmy wrote:hey..... polar bears.... come gimme a hug!

(Too late.)

I don't know what to say anymore.

Scrazza wrote:

Rimmy wrote:hey..... polar bears.... come gimme a hug!

(Too late.)

I don't know what to say anymore.

I know right? this is sapping all of my creative juices! LOL damn fun though!

I think he went this way...

What way?

That way.

What matt ward wrote another codex? *sigh*

If you go down to the woods today be sure for spiky surprise... wait did i mess that up?

Crassus Armour Assault Transport...we outrun nukes.

Of course I'm a qualified plastic surgeon just look at my work on Joan Rivers.

Hmm...maybe if I go for the depressed goth look...

i will do dark things to you.

staring contest

Hugging contest.

Dancing contest.

Iron contest.

All these strobe lights are giving me a seizure.

This is my FACE! On my GARAGE DOOR!

Rocket hammer... wait...

La la la la Laaaah la la....

Smile, if you aren't wearing any underware.

I Must take the headphones off, but the music is so soothing.

We must flee from all those rebels.

No one has shoulderpads as spiky as mine... no one.

Happy track ( happy feet )

Yeah yeah mommy, can you let me go now?

Bevis voice *BURN BURN Nehehenanana BURN FIRE BURN*

Let's enjoy the light show.

Your words wound me Sir, now die as I unleash my Zerg upon thee!!

I'm gonna eat this star...as it blows up Alderran.

Join the Dark Eldar ... we got bagels, neh heh heh heeh

and the trogdor comes in the NIIIIIiiiIIIiiiIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

HellsGuardian316 wrote:Join the Dark Eldar ... we got bagels, neh heh heh heeh

Actually cookies but whatevs

Rimmy wrote:and the trogdor comes in the NIIIIIiiiIIIiiiIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man I would totaly that.

come here kid, I wanna show you something.

HI I 'm Mark. I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, sunsets and spending time with my loved ones. Also I am a necropheliac.

Where is it? I can't see any black heads.

(referring to spots not race)

My shirt, it moves but how...

KAREOKE TIME! Lalalalalalalalachalala!

Karaoke time! *death growl*

So you think you can dance? *Rage-Breaks table, and starts Über-dance*

This is how you dance to death metal. You glare at those in your presence until they kill themselves in despair.

Lets get jiggy with it!

There is no CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT dance, last time it tried the world exploded.

DAMN! Ninja'd,

a rare view inside the CRASSUS ARMOURED PARTY TRANSPORT

Hey come on lets do a dance while my head bends really far to the side and I throw my arm in a circle!

Oooh sneaky ninja

hey... Purplefood... Dark Eldar here. give us the keys to the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT or we eat a live box of puppies.

Hey... Purplefood.. This helmet good enough to ride in the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT or am I still going to get a concussion just entering it?

Hey purplefood I'm gonna display this inside the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to give everyone seisures.

"I like displaying things that force people to find magnifying glasses."

I'm not a llama, I swear!

OH us? yea so we're chaos, but really we don't follow a chaos god. but YES we ar ea traitor legion... but, ya'know, we follow things the emporer made... so.. YAY CHAOS!!

When I was young I wanted to be a wasp.

will my glasses fall off now?

Here i am, rock you like a hurricane.

PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER

IMAPOPSTAROMGWTFFTW!

I like to destroy flowers with my sword.

By the power of Greyskull... I have the power!

Oooooooh pretty.

Sad face... :(

I am Death, The Stealer of Souls, Defeater of Empires, Swallower of Oceans, The Ultimate Reality, Harvester of Mankind.

(I agree completely)

What did I do now?

Look, your face ... is now my scythe.

Cord... too long... strangling...

*dead*

So I'm dead... and I've got this scythe... anything else I need and the Minas Morgul Halloween Party?

I'm feeling empty inside.
Ninja'd

Rennoc's Avatar: I knew eating that fluorescent lighting was a bad idea.

Squad, make an epic pose. On the double!

Scythe guitar.

Look out, it's a super ninja un-hittable rave chick!

Myr power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVbqD1GpJsM&feature=related

(OT: WOOT another person understands my awesome MtG Recolor. It was a nice painting I had seen, and found it online.)

(Heh, my friend plays Myr, they are quite awesome actually)

I lie in wait.

Scythe of doom!

Nice eyes you got there sir

We stop fighting and become friends.

Squak I see a group of humans to eat/

hah! i-oh, my head is skewered on this spike...

Gasp... so alone... crave... BACON!!!

I'm a Chozo.

watchoolookinat?

I'm having a heart attack!

i'm cool, yo.

I'm the Emperor's pimp.

rockerbikie wrote:I'm the Emperor's pimp.

wat.

I will HURT you, by singing!

ineptus astartes wrote:

rockerbikie wrote:I'm the Emperor's pimp.

wat.

I will HURT you, by singing!

Post Ninjaed...

The actual avatr thing:
What? Matt ward is writing the Ncron Doex. *heart attack*

I am HE MAN!

What do you mean GW are having another price rise?!

Those are nice shoessss. It would be a shame if something would happen with it. Ssss.

The voices in my heads are telling me to play warhammer some more, oh wait its just coming from my headphones.

(Start epic plane music. you know. duh da da da daa duh, da da da daa duh, da da da daa duh, duh duh duh daa!) I R DEFFPLANE PILOT!!! WAAAGH!

(plays Black Sabbath Intro) I am Iron Man!!!

Oh no we leaves all the food at the food's place.

Oooo shiny girl! Must loot her

Oh come on, you really had to spill the ketchup again?

Perhaps you could help me decide on a mask for Halloween.

omg this is just liek halo.

I am a fully clothed stripper! (You are!)

I live next to someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

I listen to folk metal and i'm a wargamer.

Claw time!

Hang on while I look up the rules.

Todeh the enemeh is at our door.

Hypno lighting. You will all now do my bidding.

I'm a marine ripoff.

I'll get you next time Gadget!

Dance, magic, dance magic dance, dance magic (put that baby spell on me)!

I am a bird of fire, watch me burn.

I am a man of apathy, watch me "meh".

I am a dancing queen, watch me dance!

CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT PENGUIN!

Oh my God...MAT WARD WROTE ANOTHER BOOK?

I wear an American hat.

Dis iz mah powerklaw. Dere are many like it, but dis one iz mine.

My jaw totally dropped.

I shall not yield.

Malfunction!!! MalfunctioN!!!

I'm a chaos marauder!! Look at my spikes!

I'm a clone trooper! look at my glowy visor!

I am a necron , cheak out my symbols.

I wonder what will happen if I tilt my head left or right all of a sudden...

Violent Purge, because sometimes it takes force to remove filth.

Yes that was a motivator quote.

Battle Klaw. A weapon Commissar Yarrick can approve.

you want peace? oh well.

Best clubhouse ever.

Look! plane!

Nothing.

I'm dancing, and showing off a bit.

Snippity snip snip.

*fap-fap-fap-*

I like skulls.

Croooooooop circleeeeeeeeeeeessssssss......

This is my Thunder Hammer. Now it is time to bring the thunder!

Huh why is my visor blue yet everything else is redish white?

I like pain lots of pain tokens.

I bring lots of pain as I flay you to your bones.

RARRR clone troopers of doom

I'll (We'll) be back.

Lamb or pork love?

Man I just don't know anymore...

Seems legit

Mine says....wink wink nudge nudge

Lord Harrabs says...i need a bra

Oh my gosh!

orkslug?

No, not the comfy sofa!

One free in every mob of Ork boyz.

n0t_u wrote:One free in every mob of Ork boyz.

Never gunna give you up....

I think I have a grudge on your face.

orkward sizzahans.

They are coming out with another season???

I AM LORD OF SPIKES!

I AM LORD OF ALL!

Mikumikudance.

I'm cute enough to be eaten by a predator!

I'm creepy enough to be a puffin eating predator!

I am a black and white Marine on a black and white bike...

Black and white marine, not on a black and white bike.

Black and white marine on a black and white bike is going to meet my silver and red claw.

Orange and white trooper.
Not pictured: orange and white bike.

Green and yellow girl dancing to wn a green and yellow bike.

Hello little child, want a lollypop?

I like skullz!

I like worms!

Nothing is more terrifying than the grim reaper... insulting a puffin... maybe it's less terrifying than I thought...

I like Myrs! (did i spell that right?)

Myr...that right.

Puffin Power!

i am an evil and i will make you rue your existence!

Its my time to shine.

So disappointed with you...

(think about it)

wooosh!


hey look, they redid:

Can Squidward have something to eat? *pulls string* "No"

New version of that orkmoticon looks weird, kind of liked the old one.

singah!

(it looks possessed! i like the though)

As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.

evil alien skulls shall kill all!

(love you paragraph dude )

The pen is NOT mightier than the sword!

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

I saw it! It was a baloon!!

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Eddie the head, the man in the rubber mask no longer.

50% class.

Edit:

dancedancedance!

Sly Marbo's cat!