damn gauss flayers...

MEOWWW FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!

Free cleaver for anybody who sacrifices a lamb today!

Time's up!!

Just waiting for a "laspistol" to some get a penatrating hit.

Spikes for sale, spikes for sale.

Oh! Look a penny.

Yeah, look at me bitches! Check out my awesome armour! Yeeeeeeaaaah!!

4 posts from dying all feathers black and adding metal spikes.

Come on people get up and join in. Not you, you sit down and enjoy the show.

We are going to kill Mat Ward for making crappy Codexes.

I am going to KILL matt ward for making crappier codexes!

Don't worry, we'll save the cheeseburger.

The scene in every anime where i turn it off.

Watchoolikinat?

Pussy Power! (I think thats a cat)

You'll shoot your eye out .....

I had bad acne as a kid...

It's just a mask...or is it?

tokens

Evil face thing!

Super penguin!

I eat everything!

I am a Puffin...that eats everything!!!

This one, too tall! This one, too fat! And this one, too symmetrical...

I like old codices!

Death has no head!

I have a great big bushy beard!

IG Land raider envy.

mad

Tactical cat is using tactics.

Flashing lights!

lawl a cute puffin!

Hammer time!

The ANSWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR.... is BLOWINNNNNNNNNN.... in da weeeeeeend

haloreach4ever wrote:Hammer time!

EVERY SINGLE TIME!! srsly, I haven't gotten another response to my avatar on this thread

Fear the Hammer oif the Emperor.

I knew my shoulder pads would defend me from those arrows.

I eat droidz!

Who took my biscuits?

Who left these biscuits on the floor here?

I have words that can't be read...in tattoo form!!!

I have words that can't be read... in demotivator form!!!

(Just FYI, the words are in French. So, yeah, not makin' it easy for you. )

'I shall not tell lies'

Commando Kitty the new range from Hello Kitty.

Republic troops about to ambush something.

MAN HUG!!

"OK, tell me honestly... too goth?"

EDIT: Damn, victim of the ninja's arts.

I am such a massive star even i wanted my autograph.

CRASSUS ARMOREd ASSAULT-oh who are we kidding. its just a metal box.

GET TO DA ROFL-COPPTER!

I can be eaten by them in rofl copters.

I can has ammo?

Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tamborine oh oh...
You can dance, you can ji-hive having the time of your life ooo...

Damn, mic was hooked up to the live wire again.

EDIT: God damn bloody ninjas are bloody everywhere.

Need to buy: milk, eggs and a new way of making shopping lists.

Toon Army forever, Newcastle till I die.

narcoleptic headbanger

Just don't ask what happened to the part of my face behind the teeth...or why its missing and you can see though it...or else.

I can haz pain tokens?

Flying? Nope I'll sit here and watch the cool guy get pain tokens.

Here kitty kitty kitty....

I spend a lot of time on anime boards.

Good thing I've got a bottomless clip!

damn ninj'ad.

Your files...i eat them.

*Standing over a man after he had been killed whilst on a date*
Looks like he had a...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Date with destiny.
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!

Too many guns, what?

madhatter

The cat in the hat... err helmet.

Lets do the time warp again.

misery.

They haz catnip over there?

yuk. theres some gunk on my hand...

Puss in boots ......combat boots.

This is my alien mask...

wow the toe of that boot.

" Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of spears! Thought you were pretty foxy, didn't you? Well! The last to go will see the first three go before her! And your mangy little dog, too!"-Wicked Wyche of the west.

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Kill those Mice who play Tyranids

Welcome to chaos, now let me sever your head and ram it's eyesockets onto my spikes.

cat brigade,dies from dog command squad.

Sword kisser dies from taking it up a notch.

Dogs of war! Inbound!

Duke Nuk'em Forever!!!

I'm the reaper's cousin.

"See this cleaver, its my favorite and it's telling me too kill you and put your spleen on my shoulder MUHAHAH"

"That's Sir Batman to you"

Even CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS can do a heroic pose.

Drat Ninja'd again.

Warning this show may contain scenes with flashing images, and content inappropriate for children.

Boba who?

"Ah crap they stuck me in the reality warp again"
Edit: Ninja'd

"Launch the Doomfist!"

"Me Bruce? Why I must regretfully point out to you, good sir, that your claims are quite false. The very idea is preposterous. Good day!"

Move it, shake it, dance for me baby.

I forgot to wear underpants...and my zipper is undone...

yay! look at my friend dying!

lol

"IMMM Gooooing to Eaaaat youuuu"

Fighting crime in style.

Elegant kitty

Jon

''This tinfoil hat frames my face nicely and keeps the aliens away."

What a finely-dressèd... wait, WHAT!?

(And I swear I will punch the next person who says "hammertime" )

SHINY! hammer time.

Urge to kill rising...

"Yes the monster was this big and..and it tried to tear my head off by jerking it from side to side, but its okay, im just a hologram.

the gentleman vigilante

The Cyborg Psycho.

The classy knight.

The holographic hipster.

Suit Man

armorman.

Catman

zmobieman

fur lined kevlar

Robo-Angel.

It seems I am not the only Batman.

HERPDY DERP.

Face of steel!

I am a kitty of impeccable class and refinement.

Arrows grow out of my head.

So cute I will kill you.

a "Not just now!!!!" erection

"My sword has a zigzag on it just like the hole it will tear in your puny puny abdomen"

"Yeah i know my mom ripped the skin off my face for being *naughty in the locker room*"

i iz fancah batman!

Let me sniff my sword...

cuddle or die

Ansk marine!

Wear me or die.

Vega the spikes go on your hands....

I shall eat you.

these shoulder pads prevent me from dozing off on airplanes

Er, emo marine.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! emo = blood angels
anyway
eh
monopoly painting tutorial?

Weirdest Primarch ever.

flashing lights.

would you like to engage in fisticuffs?

Area clear, no cheeseburgers in sight.

I'm not u.

ima commando ca-ooooo! mouse!

I wounder what my sword tastes like...

gimme the love or I blow your head off.

"OMG dey haz da CHeezburger Attackz!"

Stay classy Batman.

Happygrunt:"i am Bear hear me_" Blam! Blam! Blam! Swat officer: target neutralized, stay frosty these bears hunt in packs now"

The glass ninja wrote:Happygrunt:"i am Bear hear me_" Blam! Blam! Blam! Swat officer: target neutralized, stay frosty these bears hunt in packs now"

Fun fact, the guy in the suit was a Special Forces officer.

I remember the good ol days when Ted Danson played batman.

Cat judge: Thou art sentenced to be shot for lack of funny phrase during your robbery of the love bank and your fail on not commenting on TGN's avatar and yes he dose get to speak of himself in the 3rd person, May ceiling cat have mercy on your soul"

Bloody ninja

and so as the great alien war came to an end the only alien without cheek's attempted to organize a truce but was shot for his freakishly freaky face.

I'm really happy after my last acid trip.

My avatar if I swapped a few things around and movement for a guitar.

What does batman and a guy with a hole in the side of his face have in common......Minmei

what? oh, this is what happens when you bite into a hot sandwich.

Mmmm

What there is mice over there?

I cut my meat good. So good, so fresh.

"Oh God the fraking cat's biting me, IT'S biting MEEEE"

whats that robbin? forgot to take what off?

Those Heretic Dogs will die.

I always buy my pants the same color as my axe....why? .....cause it's metal thats why.....what its not metal?....really?

I used to be able to eat soup. now I despise those that can....

This road was supposed to take me there and yet I'm here, but if I'm there then to me I would be here which is over there...I just want to be there.

i ate a bad heart.....

ah geez I sneezed on your hilt. my bad.

Oh look a dead Kitty on the side of the road.

a free kitty?!? I could use that in my show!

My cousin Rimmy has how you say strong arms, but he must wear a helmet at all times.

(said to the avatar: can you see that?) no, damn, hang on lemme squint....

Damn I hate having to deliver pizza to Canada...

Smacks wrote:Damn I hate having to deliver pizza to Canada...

not on a bike bro. that'd be a fun ride... the pizza would be eaten in that time, but it'd be a fun ride!

back on topic:

cartoon blow up dolls: almost as good as the almost real counterparts!

Hey look over there, streaker... OH GOD MUM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

this little pig had roast beef, this little pig had none, this little piggie went to market, this little piggie went home.
and THIS little piggie went wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee.........

(stupid moment)

Magnifying glass check......tweezers......tweezers.....moooooooom...where you put my tweezers?


ninja'd i guess?

Let's see how big can I smile if I close my eyes?

What time do you want your local torture session to be?

Welcome to the anime fan convention

Avatar: love at first sight


Yay ive never had such a successive topic before!

CARLOS! (you know? Magic School Bus?)

i will beat you all!

this SWORD is in my FOOT!

your avatar looks kinda like he was begging....

perverted.

No oh god no please help me pleaaaaaaaaasssssssss!

Batman does not eat Nachos.

im a very strong demon! ladies,assemble! feel mah pecks!

I love the feeling of this big, strong hilt in my hand.

I cant see you properly because of the sun behing you...

nom nom nom. hey! little girl does taste good!

hmm, this stick smells weird

strawberry? no. raspberry? no...

oh dear christ they found out what calamari is.... and they brought dipping sauce!!!!!

Ridin' mah scooterz down the highway!

Who needs photoshop when i have MS paint!

yea I might noe have any cheeks to speak of, and ok I look like a bug, but take a look at these pearly whites. why else would I be smiling?

riding the roads by day and the bartenders by night.

Why does everyone call this a sword its just a walking stick!

people like me are the reason hospitals get so much money.

I'LL GET YOO NEXT TIME KAPTIN PLANETFALLLLLLL!!!!!

Squidword's scared yo.

Die!, die!, die!, Oh gak im out of shell's! hel- fedump *skull is smashed by slugga shell.*

I'm batman..Also a spy? No wait. Am I Rorshach?

*Rubs chin oh so confused.*

I warned you! stop being an alien!

OH my god! GW just announced another trainwreck involving pirates.

dis sum good gak man...

I never noticed it was acually cold living in water!

maybe I shouldn't have flown through that fire...

I am rather concerned about [insert latest political issue]

BLAAARRGAH. sorry,bad burrito.

"Pretty little asian lady with a sword."

muaaahhahahhahaha!!! I will control the world!

"One more post to go until reaching the goal of 5k *heart attack*"

^ I have no idea what that avatar is meant to be doing, but it sure is interesting.

I HAVE 5001 POSTS! I ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!

anyways.

'children'

Should be an actual show.



Edit:

Remilia Scarlet will control the world?!

I asked santa for a firebird for xmas, all I got was this stupid Pheonix!

Hey, does this Vespa make my butt look big?

It just hasn't been the same since I invited the tyranids over for dinner.

watch the birdie...

Why am I stuck here with Spongebob and patrick?
Why? WHY!!!!!!!!!

They are doing another season? So I have to put up with...him



Yeah I kind like this red hat...wish it had a plume though.

what this? its uh... rain... yea rain! ....... no....n.....no I swear its not blood...... c'mon... look at my face.. THIS is a face you can TRUST!

Why is there a cow on the roof of that car?

P.S. I just won this thread.

Oh do the Monkeh pokeh.

I wish more people would cosplay as me.

burn baby burn... disco inferno!

I am the hammer version of the sword in the stone.

An apple for chaos??

yeah,i ride birds faster than cars,

U JELLY?

Meow!

Disco stobing lights pixilated monkey of AWESOMNESS!!!

Dark elder.

Why be a load of pansies when you can be EVIL!

Raver Monkey

Simpsons did it!

Let me send you into seizures.

Oh dear it seems I spilt the Calathan Brown 1 litre kit from the terrain kit on my pants... All of it...

Dethtroll

i am rim.i always win. no. exceptions.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

Pweese don't leave me.

Huh what does my shirt say?

"Yes, yes, lean closer to read the text"

Dance left, dance right.

im a kid who dresses fancier than most adults. you got a problem with it?

"I like cats and other cute things, yet I play Warhammer 40k."

We captured iiit for Chaaoos!!!

LoneLictor wrote:"I like cats and other cute things, yet I play Warhammer 40k."

*ahem*

i have epic hat. yeah,that make me better than you.

I wanna play those marines too, please i won't stand on your model again.

(btw why do poeple always point out my hat?)

When I was younger, I wanted to be Xena. (ignoring the hat and going for the clothes.)

maybe I should have chosen Tzeentch instead of slannesh.

I mea, why do I have five of them?

Why does Patrick and Spongbob have to blab on about their Ultramarines so much?

If I continue long enough I may just escape this bleak existence.

so...bored...

In the Grim Dark Future, there is only war, and war is so dark and grim. it makes me sad. lets listen to some Depeche Mode and dance

Huh...why am I near this forest again?

Oh all this pain, I love it!!!
let's get you some "love too", mwahahah(evil laugnhter).

Yup that totaly is something tied around my right arm there. Just please don't mention the dirty looking spot on my hat...or mention my hat.

SO.......EEVIIIIIL

Jon

Simpsons did it!

wait for the- i said wait for the signal,not charge o-oooo.....there went your arm.....

Please let me play inside! I won't lick myself infront of company anymore!

I would torture you in ways you cannot posssibly imagine, but I'm having way to much fun with this orgasim.

PSSSSSSSSTTT! guys... over here.....

~ye-llow ja-cket mar-a-thon!~ *sing it!*

Help me!

Face punch.

I am casting a curse to doom you all.

Am I a good angel viewed with a profile? Or a dark angel come to KILL YOU ALL!

pivotal to all Deldar mating rituals is the size of ones shoulder spikes. you will note here that this is a fine specimen that is ready to mate just about anything that it can behead.

Rimmy wrote:pivotal to all Deldar mating rituals is the size of ones shoulder spikes. you will note here that this is a fine specimen that is ready to mate just about anything that it can behead.

Wait so I'm ready to mate? Not that I wouldn't mind the practice

with that said.

Man this road is long...I really should've just taken the car.

Please i make sh8t your house emergency? It was very nice....high five

Not the dentists again, I hate that place.

I just spilled coffee on my crouch . . . it really hurts.

Oh look, Guardsmen Bob just got disemboweled by an Ork.

for some strange reason, this is what I imagine coolyo's garage door to look like...

It glows.

ima very sad dancer...thing.

I'm left in a room with Mat Ward... Help ME!!!!

Is black really my colour?

I think so.

There's a cat on my foot....

This picture is far too small to see what's going on.

Simpsons did it!

That's been used too many times.
Ok OT "no really im happy, yeah Im fine just leave me in this room with all the knifes"

Batman...Private Investigator at your service.

Dang these shoulder pads weigh a tonne, they're forcing me to hunch over, it sucks!

" Gak, Joe, Joe how it going" *Joe waves frantically for help while fighting off a force of orks* "all good then, you dont need any help, cool ill go back to camp then"

Hmm, yes, quite. If you'll excuse me, I must now go save gotham from the Joker, ta ta.

"Hey what the hell!, i just shot you" *necron gets up using guardsmans groin as hand hold*

Robin: I told you before Sherlock Wayne isn't a good super hero name.

Batman: But i made this handy belt with pouches for my pipe tobacco.

Robin: Bruce you do know what it means when a white man paints himself black and paints his lips white don't you?

Batman: To the 221b baker street cave Boy Watson.

Robin: Face palm .

I am forever alone's cousin.

The angel of depression descends.

slowest ice skater ever

Did you see my cameo in the latest Indiana Jones movie? I was the skull!

I make the Joker look like Jesus.

Teen Sanguinius rebels against the system.

I show you where i put my legs for 38,000 yen.

I have no Jaw, so I can't get my jaw broken.

I like dark places VEEERY much

Brown Likes Guuum....