I will need those reports on my desk by 5.

I like what you did there.


So never do it again.

I have a very creased brow.

Are we playing monopoly??

IM THE HAAAAT!!!!

"Oh that was your Doughnut?"

Batman has class? I never knew he went to school!

I think I have something on my hand...

NOOOOOOOO!!! Hes stepped on mah favourite model!!

yeah, I'm chewing you gum, in your house, and I am your own reproductive organ.

"I pissed off a mod, help me!"

Who want's a hug?

Squint you mother SQUINT!!!!!!!!

I am the new Cold One Model.

If Sanguines fell to chaos, he would be very boring.

oh no! spongebob is after me!

Om nom nom nom

(opera) IGOTABADHAIRCUUUUT, IGOTABADHAIIIIIRCUUUUT, OOOOHHHHHHHHH...THEY SCREWD UP MY BAAAANNNGSSSS...

Problem Squidward?

whee...

"Call the cops or batman in a suit, yeah batman in a suit is awesome he'll save me, they have a gun hurry" walks off "Come play with us squidward" spongebob calls "noooo-BLAM"

Everybody dance now

Quit staring at me willis

What's that ticking sound?

Follow my hands with your eyes, on the count of three you will fall asleep

I'm a great opera singer.

Black Templars love magic.

n0t_u wrote:Black Templars love magic.

HERESY!!!!

Purity is Black and in Templar form.

Oh man......I spilled beer on me

jump in my mouth. come on,i promise not to bite this time!

The Zombies! They're coming to get me! Now let me in!

I am vaders evil dyslexic bipolar twin

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Stop, hammer time!

Come on bieber i'll make it quick!!!!

i wear armor on the internet because im afraid of trolls

I'm a disturbing amorphous blob that enjoys the fresh taste of chewing gum.

wow this purple s**t is good

Is it white armour with black or black armour with white?

If I continue this I will hypnotis everyone to paint my army for me.

your immortal, huh?

Oh my god look at all those spongebob clones!!!!!!

No...

I am NOT compensating for something with my shoulder guards...

The normal red neck.

I am the dark knight. With pauldrons.

GOTH ROCKER CHICKEN!!!

tastes like chicken!

damm i was ninjad

Oh mam your gum has vanished.

my eyepieces! where are they?

Spongebob: What happened?
Pattrick: He smoked crack.

" Yes that's right i use pure psyker force to see out of this helmet." *human blank walks in* " OH GOD EMPEROR I CANT SEE I CANT SEE!"

No I am not the batman!

"i totally ripped batman's inter-dimensional double in my last post on Dakka and, Blah, blah, blah blah blah"

What gave me away as Batman might I ask?

why is my d**k so tiny?

what?

No please before the "I'm Ready" chant starts up again...just SHOOT HIM AND THE PINK ONE!!!!!!

so you woke up on my working table? have my servants kidnapped you? bad luck my friend, gnihihihi

so you woke up on my working table? have my servants kidnapped you? bad luck my friend, gnihihihi

oops

internet was of for a sec, so i clicked twice....

look! my tongue is mutilated!

No, not the comfy sofa?!

I am wearing a black coat, black pants, black tie and black socks, even my skin is painted black.


this darn hat though, its grey...

Do you know how cold it gets down here? Its freezing.

Come here little boy!!

Gentlemen...

WHADDYA MEAN OYUR OUT OF SPACE MARINES!?!!?

I rolled 6 1s for all my Chaos Terminators saves... Why...

I haz wings!

Who's pac-man never heard of 'em

I will eat you.

I have a halo, you dont, and thats awsome.

what sun? this sun?

That's no clubhouse.

i am soooooo bored

ka-masticate!

Ahh, i'm scared because I have to comment on the same avatar for the 50th time! AAH!

Soladrin wrote:Gentlemen...

Oy! I'm not gentle nor man. I'm an abstract entity.

mad hatter is not mad.

That's no Spongebob.

...Lets...all...move...really...slowly...

Here is my Taste the Difference range.

Spliff? What spliff? I'm not rolling a spliff...... Ok I am.

I wish I could be as awesome as deadpool

Singing alligators. That is all.

SCREAM.

Epic death mask of epic death. Although you probably guessed that from the first epic death statement, yet I like repeating myself.

Invisible man and his visible hat.

Let's get drunk and kill some daemons.

I am the angel of darkness.

mooooommyyyy, I wanz a new toooooy!!!

I am Ze Masticating slug.

You're way too fancy to be on this forum

templar

Stop, Squidward time!

Oh, no! Spongebob again!

DERP DERP

I love to smash skulls.

gloom, despair, misery, oh my.

Oh man oh man where did my pants go!

Do you know what color your guts are?

no

Well I do.

I want more pizza!

Puppies in speshh

I am an evil horned koala

mentally challenged croc

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

lady is unamused.

Arghhh. Hallucainations of Spongebobs.

"Mwahahahahahahaha......








...Oh, I just lost all my friends..."

OOoow...He's so cute!

This. Music. Is. Tiring. Me!

nom nom nom nom

'it aint meeee-ee!'

Oh God, Vegas is going to kill me.

"Keep Playing"

I didn't do it!

Punch them in the throat.

put that THING back in your pants!

I'm scared of the Nickolodeon symbol.

I have this itch man, could you scratch it?


Me: NO.

Mental break down.

Suprise! (CENSORED)

Come on squidward, we just want to see it!

Worship the bunny overlord

Frozen LSD, it's chewy.

I never wear shorts... I promise!

BANG! in your face..oh,oops..i just punched you..ill be going now....

You better let me out!

DERP!

DOOON'T STOP BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVIN

"MY MIND IS FULL OF fudgeberries and cream"

Dolphins can fly planes now!

"Emperor....I am not your father"(makes more sense if you read it in a vadeeresque voice)

i store flamingos in my mouth.

Iron within! Iron without!

Another Iron Warrior fan!

Don't look at me, this isnt dope

Herpdy derpdy crocodile.

I miss being able to take Basilisks...

The bare metal Legion.

You don't like not having a picture for your avatar

I am an extreemely detailed badge!

Whatever it's eating, it's taking its time.

I AM YOUR QUEEN! BOW,OR DIE!

HOLY CARP! SOME ONE FARTED IN HERE LEMME OUUUUT!!!!

Who put a barcode in my mouth?

You can't have my shirt! It's my favourite! I mean look! it's brown and and I already gave you my pants man! what do you want from me!

This is my unamused face.

Oh my God...I just saw a fat guy cosplay as Cammy Meele

HHhhheeeerrreeeeee's Destruct!!

Need to punch more zombies.

Sigh, Ninja'd due to research.

BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I am disappointed.

Angel wants your soul

something in my beard?

Why are they getting a drink at the bar when we are underwater?

"You see the writing at the bottom? Read it."
*Troll Face*

You dislike the Imperial fists.

i smoke and am old. why am i so awesome?

*SCREEEEECCCH* i scratch the glass untill you let me in

What is that in the nosebleeds?....... BOOM HEADSHOT

Hunters

dark soldiers,dark wars,dark hearts, dark nations.

I'M DOING THE GLASS DANCE!

Coolyo Jr.

you want me to wear THAT? no. just...flat out, no.

"Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star,
I made myself a sandwich,
My mommy named it fred,
It tastes like beans and bacon,
And smells like its been dead,
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy pointy,
P U what's that horrible smell?

I have a head,
It ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point,
This song is over,
Except for this line,
You win this round broccoli~"

(God, no, I hate that song )


you...did...what?

God, no, I hate that song.

Come into Darkie's Spa! Get your face changed! you can take your pick! (faces are sold used)

just got mind raped

Lets hide everybody...Hey look my eyes are shiny

Tread water! Tread water like your life depends on it!

Iron Warriors. You die now.

I will eat you all.

Is this guy commenting on me again!

((very apt n0t_u, very ))

Oh, I can't believe you just said that *looks away*

"Excuse me, good sir, but I am about to project my high energy light weapon that can crack planets."

"Just when I thought I was out...they pulled me back in."

"OH DEAR GOD, thay are right behind me!!!"

Purple haze. goes along with the beat.

WHY AM I ALWAYS COMMENTING ON THE SAME AVATAR!

Ahem, back on topic, er, this is my scared face?

The luck of a gentleman I guess?

I'm distracted and staring into space.

P.S. Niether gentle nor man. I'm a abstract entity.

a TOP hat.

PS. Same reason I gave up on the sig thread, so many ponyhammer 40k sigs.

beseech me not!

errrr..... heh heh heh....

That's mathhammer.

Gentlemen...

"This is the perfect spot for a banner."
"Nope!"
*bam*

*GLARE*

*GASP*

So bored...

The nosebleed section is right...

What about the magic Conch?

Mafia shark

I am the Death Solider of krieg.

Ahhg, I gothic angelic person.

Your just doing the gentleman thing to annoy me.

This hat is the key to the third dimension of gloop the most ungentlemanly of all dimensions.

Blue spy has the most epic disguise ever.

Red spy still trying to look like a heavy. hell he ain't even impersonating the enemy anymore.

Something tells me I forgot something...

Wait another "Hitler Rant" video just got uploaded to youtube?

I will inject your blood with poison.

Born with some defects

I'm actually bald underneath this helmet.

This is my unamused face.

Would someone get to the point...

I have such a nice T-shirt.

You there, isn't this a great banner?

looking out a window

I am a Helghan, and you better not test my patience.

Banner Marine: This is the banner for the bake sale, this seems an ideal position.
Unruly Ork: STOOPID BAKE SALE I IZ GONNA-BLAM!
Banner Marine: YOU WILL RESPECT THE BAKE SALE!

and BTW it's Helghast.

Batman likes a good tux.

did i leave my oven on?

I am evil!!!!

"What, this?" points to strange globe on helmet "no inquisitor it is not there to hide a chaos mutation, honestly"

"Robin get out of that dress!"

stupid administratium! no eyepieces?!?!?

What have I done to deserve this?

I am a knight who says "NI"!

My nose itches.

I'm picking my nose right now.

I am the symbol of a family of Knights.

Who wants a hug?

Thoughtful Nid. HMMMMM.

This hat is your life. Let none dispute it.

What you say? GW is raising their prices again! PURGE THE HERETICS!

He may be powerful but he dribbles alot.

I got this helmet from ebay. But it has no lenses...

We caapturit it for kaoos!

FIRE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

what are you looking at.

Just picking your teeth.

Mr Procrastinator.

hey! stop that! really! that is a private place!

Ahh, this is my scared face. As i'm scared I might have to comment on the same avatar for the millionth time.

Nothing, hats don't talk.

I find your presence disturbing.

I have no idea as on ipads it does not show people's avatars.

Hat trick!

For the God Emperor!

Dark Angel just got a new meaning.

More skulls for the golden throne!

My pink hair and I are displeased

I'm a perfect night light.

I'm invisible. Except for my hat.

I eat, therefore, I am...I think.

AAArg, the same one again. No, no not the comfy sofa.

Where has the british gentelman below me gone?

Ok.... this is a guess but... your avatar is an upside down person with both legs amputated and .... gotse?

I love riding Llamas, oh look a duck.

sad gothic child

Killzone, anyone?

It's actually the Red Spy, it always is.

Yes, my fair is naturally pinkish, why do you ask?

For the God Emperor, I will fight!!!

I want to cut! Now!

Nice Sentry you have there...

grr, I'm sooooo annoyed! you guys are ridiculus.

I'm a weird snaily thing eating something.

For Chaos!

For Dorn!

Nothing...just staring off into space wondering why people never commented on the big blue gem things.

the author of 'Cupcakes'?

The insane (and dead) leader of Nepal.

I may be Chaotic.

Black Metal Rules.... OK!!!

I'm doing the gangsta walk...

My head and my hands form the sacred Triforce of power.

You see, he is just over there little one.

On closer inspection, these are loafers.

If I tilt my head like this, I bet I look more beautiful.

Little 'n' Large.

Why is there a bloodletter on my foot?

I like to sit on an invisible chair.

You gonna get purged.

I am heretic please shoot me .

Blue robot power ranger

Challenge accepted.

For Khorne!!!

Like my toothpick?

I have a Corvus-type helmet, too bad it is a little bent.

"Alright guys, I'm gonna stand here, and you guys take my picture, because chicks dig guys who stand in front of flames." -- (Some random smartphone commercial.)

If I sit here like this, I look like a vulture.

*Chop* *Chop* *Chop*

"Sun shines, birds fly, grass grows, I hurt people..."

ANIME HORSE OF EPICNESS

BEHOLD, the next stage of power armour! Mark Hellghost!

(That helmet... is it helghast?)

BEHOLD, a crouching Chozo!

I love my helmet so much, I framed it and hung it on my wall.

"Best idea for the power armour guys. Every year all the upgrades vanish! That'll keep them coming back for more."

You bore me... Now DIE!!!

The World Eaters wouldn't take me until I got a skull.

Where's some Tau to Slaughter.

GO AWAY! I have to take a cr*p

shroud010 wrote:ANIME HORSE OF EPICNESS

Its actually a dragon from the anime Legendz

But keeping with the OP: IZ A FREAKING SNAIL, EATING GARBAGE!