YKTSFW you realise you are utterly alone in this world, and that once you finish 6th Form (Senior High for you Americans, I think) you are pretty much on your own.
...When you're absolutely sure that you're adopted because you look whiter than John McCain, while your parents are dark enough to be pacific islanders.
I don't want to offend anyone who might be a little sensitive:
Spoiler:
When you hear Whitney Houston died, and you didn't have her on the celebrity death-pool, Zsa Zsa's odds are looking pretty good now (as long as they come in 3's)
Angrysquid. Call the missus out from bed. Tell her a celebrity has died. Then say "sorry my mistake". Then say a few minutes latrr later "can you make me one."
Deadshot wrote:Angrysquid. Call the missus out from bed. Tell her a celebrity has died. Then say "sorry my mistake". Then say a few minutes latrr later "can you make me one."
...When a celebrity DID die yesterday.
...When you couldn't care less.
...When you can't tell the difference between the Cupid Shuffle and about 8 other songs that sound just like it.
You know that Sinking feeling you get when... your model is realy well painted but is desqulifiyed from the christmas speed painting cop because "aparantly" you can't count a green and silver 8 foot badass as a cristmas elf!
TheAngrySquig wrote:When you are in an epic poke war with your sisters friend
Why do I interpret this in two VERY different ways?
Indeed
so... *awkward silence....* um...... er........ ahh.............. You..... er...... know that sinking feeling..... when err....... even the internet is awkward........ *cries*
um.... I suppose they share a cup? *sorry, sorry* um.... yes.... just for..... coffee! Yes, that's it, they have one cup.... of coffee! *cries some more* *wishes he didn't instantly think of 2 girls 1 cup....*
Otis The Barbarian wrote:um.... I suppose they share a cup? *sorry, sorry* um.... yes.... just for..... coffee! Yes, that's it, they have one cup.... of coffee! *cries some more* *wishes he didn't instantly think of 2 girls 1 cup....*
I -gladly- have never seen the video which you reference.
Is that like British Arthur? Because in America there was a show called Arthur the Aardvark, it was a cartoon and one of the funniest things three year old me ever saw
killykavekommando wrote:I -gladly- have never seen the video which you reference.
Me too
YKTSFW your entire team on battlefield seem to be obsessed with nothing but holding down the trigger on thier LMGs and spamming grenades, as opposed to concentrating thier fire and capturing the objectives
TheAngrySquig wrote:When you are in an epic poke war with your sisters friend
Why do I interpret this in two VERY different ways?
Indeed
so... *awkward silence....* um...... er........ ahh.............. You..... er...... know that sinking feeling..... when err....... even the internet is awkward........ *cries*
I tend to go with either my M14 3-round burst with supressor, bipod and IR scope with my engineer class (not any good with vehicles but I like to have the anti-tank if one pops up), or my freshly unlocked famas for my assault class (I like to survive and support the team, and though I move from cover to cover, medics are needed most when the team is penned in where I can drop a pack in and heal them all.
YKTSFW all your RL friends who play battlefield have it on PS3 and you have it on xbox.
YKTSFW although you have about 8 interweb friends who have it on xbox, most of them are in different time zones, and are barely ever on when you are.
TheAngrySquig wrote:Is that like British Arthur? Because in America there was a show called Arthur the Aardvark, it was a cartoon and one of the funniest things three year old me ever saw
We have that Arthur cartoon over here too, I hated it with my guts but still watched it everyday it was on!
Otis is a furry puppet and like a mascot/presenter for CBBC (Childrens British Broadcasting Corparation) He was a mascot of some stoopid kids saturday show I cannot rember the name of.
When you remember what you watched on tv as a child.
A whole feth load of people on the thread wrote: *Snip*
Don't make quote pyramids, or post spam posts that are off topic. They will get the thread locked. I would also ask people involved to edit their posts to be more appropriate. Thank you.
TechMarine1 wrote:...when your vindicator keeps getting blown up ;-(what don't people like about it?).
My friend's vindicator has fired maybe a total of about 5 shots.
Out of about 20/30 games.
I normally stun it turn 1, kill it in CC turn 2.
Those things are bad for my low numbers of troops.
YKTSFW it's valentines day and you're single. Again.
16th straight single Valentine's day... oh then, it's my birthday on the 15th, so...I should be getting my driver's license, and I'll be able to apply for ROTC
...When you're sick all day, but still have to go around all day as usual.
...When as soon as you step into the door, you vomit. It was worth it just to say "Ima firing my lazar!!"
...When you don't get the point of valentine's day.
...When you're directing two movies in one month.
...When some prick keeps insisting that he's the boss of the movie.
...When that prick's like twelve.
...When you discover the source of unlimited diamonds in mine craft. No fun anymore.
n0t_u wrote:YKTSFW the infinite diamonds doesn't work anymore.
Just tried it. You mean the portal with water thing, right? It worked for me, just a bit glitchy.
...When you've never been to an adepticon or any major games day anywhere. Just small 50-man gamedays
Otis The Barbarian wrote:um.... I suppose they share a cup? *sorry, sorry* um.... yes.... just for..... coffee! Yes, that's it, they have one cup.... of coffee! *cries some more* *wishes he didn't instantly think of 2 girls 1 cup....*
I -gladly- have never seen the video which you reference.
ParatrooperSimon wrote:When Matt Ward is actually being ecknowledged as a good writer and rules writer, dam valentimes day... yes I said it, I BLOODY SAID IT... hmph...
MrMerlin wrote:when, from every corner in dakkadakka, matt wards stupid face stares at you..... hmpf!
THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY!
TheRobotLol wrote:WHEN ALL THE BLOODY PEOPLE HAVE THE LOVE MATT WARD SIG.
TheRobotLol wrote:
ParatrooperSimon wrote:When Matt Ward is actually being ecknowledged as a good writer and rules writer, dam valentimes day... yes I said it, I BLOODY SAID IT... hmph...
Agreed..
can people please stop misquoting me with random ward love?
Now now children. I don't actually see the massive problems with Mr Ward myself. Not saying he's the best writer evar (a battle with a Daemon prince needs more than four lines of fluff) You all seem to forget he had a rather large part in the C:SM codex, IIRC.
Personally I think the banners are quite funny.
When you know people are going to rag on you for that.
lowmanjason wrote: That sinking feeling when the new Necrons are so... not Necrons.
They were not touched by our great and masterful codicier, the loved and venerated Matt Ward! They are now far greater than they could ever have been because of his great and (powerful) magnificent influence!
lowmanjason wrote: That sinking feeling when the new Necrons are so... not Necrons.
They were not touched by our great and masterful codicier, the loved and venerated Matt Ward! They are now far greater than they could ever have been because of his great and (powerful) magnificent influence!
Your love for The Ward has been duly noted and will secure you a place in the next coming of great knowledge. It will however still cost you $34.99
lowmanjason wrote: That sinking feeling when the new Necrons are so... not Necrons.
They were not touched by our great and masterful codicier, the loved and venerated Matt Ward! They are now far greater than they could ever have been because of his great and (powerful) magnificent influence!
Your love for The Ward has been duly noted and will secure you a place in the next coming of great knowledge. It will however still cost you $34.99
Only $34.99 to show my love for the great almighty Ward!?!?!
You know that sinking feeling when you pull out your Ultramarines, and the grey knight says he's going to stomp you, and he doesn't realize the great Mat Ward wrote both codices... yeah, I feel it all the time too...
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when it's valentine's day and your ex gurlfran's locker is right next to yours and there's the pain in your chest
YKTSFW I know that feeling. :( Only way to get through V day is to barrel through it and keep distracted. Or if possible sleep through it. I remember staying awake till 5am on Valentines then sleeping 18 straight hours to get through it.
ParatrooperSimon wrote:When Matt Ward is actually being ecknowledged as a good writer and rules writer, dam valentimes day... yes I said it, I BLOODY SAID IT... hmph...
I always get a sinking feeling when Phil writes a codex and it isn't mine
ParatrooperSimon wrote:When Matt Ward is actually being ecknowledged as a good writer and rules writer, dam valentimes day... yes I said it, I BLOODY SAID IT... hmph...
Agreed! I mean how does Matt earn such hate...he wrote the SM Vanilla Codex, one of the most balanced codexes in 5th edition. Compare that to Phil Kelly who wrote Codex: SW with Thunderstomping S/T 5 rending beasts with S10 PF, Cheap Counts-As Chaos Marines,15 Fang Missle spam, and Jaws which is OP against Nids.
YTSFW people de-rail this thread to talk about how Ward isn't so bad
...When the guy who wrote the tau codex probably died about a hundred years ago.
...When you are sick in bed on valentine's day (today is v-day, right?)
killykavekommando wrote:...When the guy who wrote the tau codex probably died about a hundred years ago.
...When you are sick in bed on valentine's day (today is v-day, right?)
Samus_aran115 wrote:YKTSF when it's valentine's day and your ex gurlfran's locker is right next to yours and there's the pain in your chest
YKTSFW I know that feeling. :( Only way to get through V day is to barrel through it and keep distracted. Or if possible sleep through it. I remember staying awake till 5am on Valentines then sleeping 18 straight hours to get through it.
I actually smiled at her, and got a smile back..... and now I can't stop thinking about it, thinking it means something, reminding me of all that pain I suffered for her..... ugh.
I wish I would have read your advice sooner, seriously. I should've taken tetris to school or something.
When you are at the dentist and someone mentions the word surgery.
When you are going to cook a wonderful Valentine's supper for your significant other, but need a nap because you were up early for the dentist appointment. So you lay down at 4:30 so you can start cooking at 5:30 for dinner at 6:30. You then wake up at 9:30 to the sound oof her making herself a sandwich.
Anyway getting away from that subject as I think we were told before not to post about post count as it's spam...
YKTRFW you get a call telling you the model you ordered for you SoB has finally arrived.
YKTRFW the reason the place you applied for work at is taking so long is that they're still in the initial stages of elimination, which you passed earlier.
YKTSFW it means there is a hell of a lot of competition for it...
...When you go to an airsoft store to get an airsoft flash-hider and the store is primarily for airsoft, yet they only have 2 that aren't for REAL guns. Jeezus!
...When you finally find what you want, but the cashier won't stop yakking.
...When you JUST WANT TO BUY SOMETHING, but the GW person behind the counter, KEEPS ON TRYING to get me to buy lots more stuff. It took me literaly 7 minutes to actually make his process the order and let me buy something without "buying the brand new, oh-so amazing codex, or this beautifly cast masterpiece."
TheRobotLol wrote:...When you JUST WANT TO BUY SOMETHING, but the GW person behind the counter, KEEPS ON TRYING to get me to buy lots more stuff. It took me literaly 7 minutes to actually make his process the order and let me buy something without "buying the brand new, oh-so amazing codex, or this beautifly cast masterpiece."
ITS NOT WELL MADE.
Rant over.
You should just tell him you're not interested. It saves you both some time in the long run. If he keeps talking... I dunno. Hit him with a hammer or something.
TheRobotLol wrote:...When you JUST WANT TO BUY SOMETHING, but the GW person behind the counter, KEEPS ON TRYING to get me to buy lots more stuff. It took me literaly 7 minutes to actually make his process the order and let me buy something without "buying the brand new, oh-so amazing codex, or this beautifly cast masterpiece."
ITS NOT WELL MADE.
Rant over.
You should just tell him you're not interested. It saves you both some time in the long run. If he keeps talking... I dunno. Hit him with a hammer or something.
No, you do not understand, I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT interested.
When you find a SOG Desert Dagger in your garage, and it might be worth a lot BUT the tip came off
I may or may not put a more aggresive tip on it, at least to stick it into things when I want to keep it off the ground in the woods. That's a LOT of patient work though. I hate to say it, but I might start collecting knives. I'm really tempted.
Samus_aran115 wrote:When you find a SOG Desert Dagger in your garage, and it might be worth a lot BUT the tip came off
I may or may not put a more aggresive tip on it, at least to stick it into things when I want to keep it off the ground in the woods. That's a LOT of patient work though. I hate to say it, but I might start collecting knives. I'm really tempted.
O_O
Excuse me if I seem tense around you from now on..
Samus_aran115 wrote:When you find a SOG Desert Dagger in your garage, and it might be worth a lot BUT the tip came off
I may or may not put a more aggresive tip on it, at least to stick it into things when I want to keep it off the ground in the woods. That's a LOT of patient work though. I hate to say it, but I might start collecting knives. I'm really tempted.
O_O
Excuse me if I seem tense around you from now on..
This from a Khorne worshipper tsk tsk
Haha I keed, but OT YKTSF when you're girlfriend moves v-day to friday :|