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Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:20:32


Post by: ThePrimordial


Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:27:45


Post by: purplefood


It's an insect correct?
It'd have problems breathing for one...
I'm also unsure as to whether chitin is as strong when scaled up...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:31:30


Post by: FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs


It would die of oxygen starvation, unless the air had a larger oxygen percentile, but then it would be combusting whenever somebody lit a match, so we would have bigger problems.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:32:11


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
It's an insect correct?
It'd have problems breathing for one...
I'm also unsure as to whether chitin is as strong when scaled up...

it may have some problems with breathing but the thing is the size of a parrot....
the problems probably wouldn't be life threatening.


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FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs wrote:
It would die of oxygen starvation, unless the air had a larger oxygen percentile, but then it would be combusting whenever somebody lit a match, so we would have bigger problems.

Again its the size of a parrot....
There used to be enough oxygen on Earth to support this kind of thing in jurrasic periods


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:39:12


Post by: purplefood


In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:45:45


Post by: Grey Templar


It might be more sluggish compared to the smaller version, but it would still be pretty darn strong.

Easily tired, but still dangerous.

If you were in trouble with it, you'd just need to last long enough for it to run out of breath so to speak.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:48:20


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.

Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:48:33


Post by: purplefood


Or punch it until it died...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:52:14


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
Or punch it until it died...

It could tear through bone like butter at that size and kill apex dinosaurs...hell the things can already break arms at their current size.
I don't think punching it would work very well.....


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:52:22


Post by: Grey Templar


Not likely.

Can you punch a pig till it dies? Maybe, but the pig will probably kill you first.

The beetle has the advantage of armored plating, even if its strength is decreased from its smaller size.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 01:55:50


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Grey Templar wrote:
Not likely.

Can you punch a pig till it dies? Maybe, but the pig will probably kill you first.

The beetle has the advantage of armored plating, even if its strength is decreased from its smaller size.

Not by a large margin, it would still be dozens of times stronger than a human proportionally with it's new found size.
Could probably lift about 2 tons.
I know........
a human sized ant would weight about the same as an ant and lift 200+ times its weight.
A Hercules Beetle is 1000s of times heavier and lifts 800+ times its own weight.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:00:25


Post by: Avatar 720


Upscaling something in this way makes many assumptions, most of which probably won't be correct; there would have to be a lot of differences in the insect's physiology, otherwise you have a physiology designed for an insect a couple of inches big that suddenly needs to work for one several meters big.

Simply multiplying everything by X won't work.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:03:21


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Avatar 720 wrote:
Upscaling something in this way makes many assumptions, most of which probably won't be correct; there would have to be a lot of differences in the insect's physiology, otherwise you have a physiology designed for an insect a couple of inches big that suddenly needs to work for one several meters big.

Simply multiplying everything by X won't work.

Give it whale efficiency lungs.....
That's pretty much all that needs to be done.
Even then something like this could have prospered in the Jurassic without worry.
The Whale efficiency lungs would probably be overkill but then there would be no trouble.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:05:24


Post by: purplefood


Insects don't have lungs...
They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:08:14


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
Insects don't have lungs...
They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...

Wait.............really
how does this thing survive its already the size of a friggin parrot and it can break arms.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:08:43


Post by: Avatar 720


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect#Respiratory_and_circulatory_systems

The respiratory system is an important reason that limits the size of insects. As insects get bigger, this type of oxygen transport gets less efficient and thus the heaviest insect currently weighs less than 100g. However, with increased atmospheric oxygen levels, as happened in the late Paleozoic, larger insects were possible, such as dragonflies with wingspans of more than two feet.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:10:48


Post by: purplefood


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
Insects don't have lungs...
They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...

Wait.............really
how does this thing survive its already the size of a friggin parrot and it can break arms.

It has incredibly basic respiration and circulatory systems in comparison to ours. It's part of the reason insects don't grow to be that large.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:15:46


Post by: Grey Templar


IIRC from my Biology class.

Insects basically rely on something similar to osmosis to breath. They simply absorb oxygen from the surrounding air from a few locations on their body.

Their circulation is also little more than osmosis. Its why a spider can bite an insect and turn the entire insides into jelly, its little more than a bag of liquid nutrients flowing over the organs.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:43:36


Post by: rubiksnoob


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.

Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....


What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?



Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:46:06


Post by: purplefood


 rubiksnoob wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.

Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....


What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?


Cocaine is a hell of a drug...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:49:47


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
 rubiksnoob wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.

Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....


What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?


Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:50:38


Post by: purplefood


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
 rubiksnoob wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.

Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....


What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?


Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........

Like I said, hell of a drug.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:51:31


Post by: Avatar 720


 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:53:11


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........
I'm from Texas.....
I just thought it would be fun to chart the ravings of the bloodthirsty, schizophrenic madwoman that is Mother Nature.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:53:17


Post by: rubiksnoob


 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.


Or worse on similar.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 02:56:54


Post by: Laughing Man


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........
I'm from Texas.....

So meth then.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 03:12:08


Post by: Avatar 720


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........


This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 03:13:41


Post by: rubiksnoob


 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........


This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.


Especially discussions about man sized beetles. Serious stuff, that.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 03:16:41


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........


This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.

I really haven't been using the Internets to its full potential. The internet is basically the Master sword apparently.
While we're on the subject I'm 7'6 and can benchpress 1200 pounds........


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 03:20:06


Post by: rubiksnoob


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........


This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.

I really haven't been using the Internets to its full potential. The internet is basically the Master sword apparently..........


But seriously man, lay off those California cornflakes.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 03:52:06


Post by: Gymnogyps


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........
I'm from Texas.....
I just thought it would be fun to chart the ravings of the bloodthirsty, schizophrenic madwoman that is Mother Nature.


Yeah, so seriously, you need to expand your mind from the anti-science Texas curriculum and look at real nature.

You're saying there is a beetle the size of a parrot. What are you talking about? * You're writing implies that is large, but Psittacine birds range in size from a few inches to several feet in length, including tail feathers. Please, be specific. What dimension are you talking about?

Also, real simple concept... exoskeletons have a hard limit on how big they can get mechanically. I learned this in basic zoology almost 20 years ago, but the fact of the matter remains: giant insects are impossible, due to basic physics and physiology. Actin/myosin in muscles can only exert so much force, and angles in exoskeletons are crappy for forces applied for movement. Not to mention the respiratory barrier expounded upon earlier.

Real nature is so much better than uneducated speculation. Why not talk about what is real, or realistically plausible?

Now, an alien species with a super-efficient respiratory-circulatory system and a way to get around joint angle movement forces when pulling from inside instead of outside, i.e. exo vs. endoskeleton? That would be an awesome discussion.

*Edit - The Hercules Beetle is the size of a human hand. So is my Senegal Parrot. Yeah, size of a parrot... a diminutive parrot.

Edit 2 - did a simple google search. yeah. Hercules beetle is a modern, extant species, but doesn't excuse the OP from not providing any context whatsoever.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:09:14


Post by: Gymnogyps


Nope. No stereotypes necessary. Facts will do. How is that "Supplemental Biology Instruction Material" working for you? Honestly I'm curious how an antiscience curriculum affects the science knowledge of students.

Edit, for grammar. Because there are rules to how things work, provided by education.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:10:31


Post by: Grey Templar


And this has nothing to do with what we were discussing.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:26:29


Post by: rubiksnoob


I think we may as well commence with the talking about dachshunds until the inevitable lock arrives. Slowly but surely. . .


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:29:44


Post by: Grey Templar


Shame, I was rather intrigued by the ramifications of man sized insects.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:29:57


Post by: Gymnogyps


I edited down my response, though its clear the science is using too big words.

Why not talk about what is real, or realistically plausible?

Now, an alien species with a super-efficient respiratory-circulatory system and a way to get around joint angle movement forces when pulling from inside instead of outside, i.e. exo vs. endoskeleton? That would be an awesome discussion.

Inspired by the Hercules beetle. Parrot sized, evidently.



I look forward to the research the molecular biology on motor molecules and terminal electron acceptors for respiration.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 04:33:18


Post by: Grey Templar


Just a bucket of tact aren't we.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 09:40:48


Post by: Kilkrazy


If I was attacked by a giant Hercule beetle in the Jurassic, I would smear a coconut on it to attract a Tyrannosaurus Rex, then run away.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:01:14


Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha


I 'll see your Hercules beetle and raise you.. a Titan Beetle!


And toss in a bird eating Taratula!



and a big grub,,


Don't make me break out the camel spiders !




Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:15:33


Post by: Soladrin


I wouldn't be scared of a man sized beetle. Chitin is terrible for protection when upscaled. You could throw a brick straight through a man sized beetle.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:33:47


Post by: SilverMK2


 Kilkrazy wrote:
If I was attacked by a giant Hercule beetle in the Jurassic, I would smear a coconut on it to attract a Tyrannosaurus Rex, then run away.


I bet our forefarthers did just that once they got kicked out of the garden. Just a shame the flood wiped out the T-Rex, natures gentle giant and bug killing friend of man.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:44:19


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


If fallout taught me anything, it's that magnums solve everything.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:50:29


Post by: SilverMK2


I didn't know you could get ice cream in Fallout


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 10:53:05


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 SilverMK2 wrote:
I didn't know you could get ice cream in Fallout


Yep. Beetles hates them it seems. Can't stand the smell, and they are explosively lactose intolerant.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 11:00:21


Post by: Frazzled


 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.


Its weight would crush its legs. There's a reason large animals are built differently.
But if they did somehow survive I'm sure we'd see the Wiener Dog legions riding them like cavalry. Fear the Reaper Squirrels! Hell's Coming to Squirrel Town!


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 Kilkrazy wrote:
If I was attacked by a giant Hercule beetle in the Jurassic, I would smear a coconut on it to attract a Tyrannosaurus Rex, then run away.


TRexes will protect us all when the Beetle People come.
Tyrannosaurus Rex, Savior of the Universe.


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 Soo'Vah'Cha wrote:
I 'll see your Hercules beetle and raise you.. a Titan Beetle!


And toss in a bird eating Taratula!



and a big grub,,


Don't make me break out the camel spiders !




Thanks a lot guys. I figure I'll make it back to sleep around Tuesday.

I actually saw a clutch of giant grubs on a tree right outside Chichen Itza. I suddenly felt like a Conquistador come across a new world, ready for the great gold smash N grab!


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 11:08:32


Post by: motyak


And now the thread heads towards dinosaurs instead of beetles. I have a question, who founded Texas? Because all this talk of the T-rex has got me thinking.

Texas
T-rexes

Perhaps the lizard people aren't lizard people at all, but instead the descendants of the great thunder lizards who first settled what is (apparently) the greatest US state?

(this is according to the Texan users on here anyway)


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 12:23:45


Post by: Frazzled


 motyak wrote:
And now the thread heads towards dinosaurs instead of beetles. I have a question, who founded Texas? Because all this talk of the T-rex has got me thinking.

Texas
T-rexes

Perhaps the lizard people aren't lizard people at all, but instead the descendants of the great thunder lizards who first settled what is (apparently) the greatest US state?

(this is according to the Texan users on here anyway)


Well there is evidence that good God fearing Coconut eating TRexes did roam our fair land. Plus, you have to be TRex sized to be a Teaxn dinosaur.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 12:32:10


Post by: Medium of Death


Where did this "Ants would be terribly weak at human size" come from?

Pretty sure that's not the case. (Oxygen levels aside)


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 14:11:04


Post by: Medium of Death


Fair enough but I still wouldn't want to step into the ring with a human sized ant.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 14:20:45


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Medium of Death wrote:
Fair enough but I still wouldn't want to step into the ring with a human sized ant.


Ai. They may not be stronger, but they still have those sharp pincers. Some ants even spit acid.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 16:16:55


Post by: ThePrimordial


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
If fallout taught me anything, it's that magnums solve everything.

Cept Deathclaws, those require mininukes.


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I mentioned this, an ant sized human would be about a dozen times stronger than an ant.
I was saying that assuming this thing could get the couple hundred litres of oxygen it required it would be dozens of times stronger than people
It's legs would also need to be made about 10 times thicker


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 motyak wrote:
And now the thread heads towards dinosaurs instead of beetles. I have a question, who founded Texas? Because all this talk of the T-rex has got me thinking.

Texas
T-rexes

Perhaps the lizard people aren't lizard people at all, but instead the descendants of the great thunder lizards who first settled what is (apparently) the greatest US state?

(this is according to the Texan users on here anyway)

TRex's actually roamed Texas during the Jurassic.....
All hail our Tyrannosaurus masters!!!


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 17:15:00


Post by: purplefood


 Medium of Death wrote:
Fair enough but I still wouldn't want to step into the ring with a human sized ant.

I could take a man sized ant...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 17:41:51


Post by: Frazzled


Would it taste like chicken?

If an ant were mansized would its guts fall through the chitin?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 17:50:38


Post by: dementedwombat


Dang but that is a big grub... I kind of want one as a pet now.

Cube square law is a harsh mistress indeed. Things that work at an inch long don't work at a couple meters long (yes, I did just use imperial and metric units in the same comparison, what you going to do about it?)


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 18:09:57


Post by: purplefood


 Frazzled wrote:
Would it taste like chicken?

If an ant were mansized would its guts fall through the chitin?

If it didn't I could probably punch through it...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/09 21:05:24


Post by: Orlanth


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
It's an insect correct?
It'd have problems breathing for one...
I'm also unsure as to whether chitin is as strong when scaled up...

it may have some problems with breathing but the thing is the size of a parrot....
the problems probably wouldn't be life threatening.


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FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs wrote:
It would die of oxygen starvation, unless the air had a larger oxygen percentile, but then it would be combusting whenever somebody lit a match, so we would have bigger problems.

Again its the size of a parrot....
There used to be enough oxygen on Earth to support this kind of thing in jurrasic periods


Actually the Carboniferous period. Oxygen content was much higher than today an arthropods grew to two metres in length, winged insects grew to just under 1m.

BBC did a neat program on them....let me see if I can find a YouTube link to Walking with Monsters.......

Content blocked. found this though:








Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/10 04:49:05


Post by: Bullockist


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Avatar 720 wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........


People here have done similar on worse.

Do you honestly think I'm serious........


This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.

I really haven't been using the Internets to its full potential. The internet is basically the Master sword apparently.
While we're on the subject I'm 7'6 and can benchpress 1200 pounds........


What I want to know is can you still breathe at 7'6 since your an upscaled human (specially if you have hollowed out your nostrils through use of cocaine whilst typing on dakka - that's so hype!). Also how effective is skin when upscaled as armour (i'm thinking the stretching would make it rather flimsy) oh and something sciency about cubed.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/10 05:02:44


Post by: purplefood


7'6" isn't upscaled for a human...
That said, you can see examples of the largest specimens of humanity having trouble breathing (Or rather breathing doesn't give them enough oxygen) because they are so large. Such people also have heart problems due tot heir size.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/10 08:35:48


Post by: Ouze


Hey guys what's going on in this thr...









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Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/10 08:57:09


Post by: Krellnus


 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/10 14:44:39


Post by: Bullockist


Mathematics is the art of typing things into a calculator... where's my gold star????


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 04:55:25


Post by: LordofHats




That's it?

Wait till you see this:



Damn nature. You scary.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 05:10:12


Post by: ThePrimordial


 purplefood wrote:
7'6" isn't upscaled for a human...
That said, you can see examples of the largest specimens of humanity having trouble breathing (Or rather breathing doesn't give them enough oxygen) because they are so large. Such people also have heart problems due tot heir size.

I think the tallest human ever was 8'11.
Assuming you kept in a well muscled but thin shape at 7'6 I don't think you'd have problems with anything.



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 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?

With minor changes to anatomy and assuming this thing was in prehistoric periods so as to have enough oxygen, it'd be far stronger than a human.
Ants still wouldn't collapse under their own weight at our size, so going purely by math means the beetle would be relatively functional at human size with enough oxygen.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 06:18:55


Post by: purplefood


The point is 'enough oxygen' it's not even minor anatomical changes. You'd be talking about a major redesign of its circulatory and respiratory systems. Even if it did have enough oxygen to survive I remember reading somewhere that chitin, when scaled up to our scale, becomes incredibly fragile.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 06:56:38


Post by: Krellnus


 ThePrimordial wrote:

 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?

With minor changes to anatomy and assuming this thing was in prehistoric periods so as to have enough oxygen, it'd be far stronger than a human.
Ants still wouldn't collapse under their own weight at our size, so going purely by math means the beetle would be relatively functional at human size with enough oxygen.

Sure, if by minor anatomical changes, you mean redesigning its respiratory and circulatory systems from the ground up then sure.
Yes, an ant would be crushed by its own weight if scaled up to human size.

Say for example an ant is 3mm long (3x10^-3m long)
A human is (going by population averages) 180cm long when laid down on their side (1.8m)

This means that scaling up an ant to human size means increasing its size by 1.8m/3x10^-3m = 600 times

Now we know that a creature's strength is determined by its musculture which is ultimatley a fuction of its surface area and a creature's weight is ultimatley a function of volume.

By increasing an ant's size 600times, you are increasing its musculture by 600^2 = 360 000 (3.6x10^5) times but you are also increasing its weight by 600^3 = 216 000 000 (2.16x10^8) times
which reduces its effective musculture to weight ratio to 3.6x10^5/2.16x10^8 = 0.00166~ which is just over one thounsandth of what it has at normal size.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 11:48:46


Post by: Medium of Death


I think we give spiders a hard time...



In saying that...

Spoiler:


...nope


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 15:09:41


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


What spider is that? The big one I mean?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 17:16:25


Post by: Avatar 720


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
What spider is that? The big one I mean?


Scary. Also, if I see it, very, very, very dead. By someone else's hand, obviously; I'd be in a foetal position in the corner, rocking back and forth, sucking my thumb, muttering to myself, and switching between uncontrollable bursts of maniacal laughter and insane crying - all of which is pretty normal for me, except there'd be a fething great spider there, too.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 17:38:14


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


It is a little known historical fact that the flamethrower was invented not for war, but as a spider extermination method.

This is what the ban in flamethrowers resulted in:



Only in Australia...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:07:49


Post by: Soladrin


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
It is a little known historical fact that the flamethrower was invented not for war, but as a spider extermination method.

This is what the ban in flamethrowers resulted in:



Only in Australia...


Well, or in Japan.



Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:08:46


Post by: LordofHats


Don't you mean Pakistan?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:10:34


Post by: Soladrin


No?

After the tsunami in Japan all the ground dwelling spiders went into the trees with some rather... odd.. results.

As an added bonus, they also prevented the huge outbreak of malaria from all the mosquito's that would've come out of all the new puddles.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:16:15


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Soladrin wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
It is a little known historical fact that the flamethrower was invented not for war, but as a spider extermination method.

This is what the ban in flamethrowers resulted in:



Only in Australia...


Well, or in Japan.



That kid near the tree gives no feths...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:19:13


Post by: ThePrimordial


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Soladrin wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
It is a little known historical fact that the flamethrower was invented not for war, but as a spider extermination method.

This is what the ban in flamethrowers resulted in:



Only in Australia...


Well, or in Japan.



That kid near the tree gives no feths...

Are all these trees completely covered in spiderwebs...


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:19:47


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Yep.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:20:14


Post by: LordofHats


 Soladrin wrote:
No?

After the tsunami in Japan all the ground dwelling spiders went into the trees with some rather... odd.. results.

As an added bonus, they also prevented the huge outbreak of malaria from all the mosquito's that would've come out of all the new puddles.


I only ask because the image says pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children XD So did someone mislabel their photo? I do remember reading something like this in Japan though XD I just found the image name odd.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:23:40


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 LordofHats wrote:
 Soladrin wrote:
No?

After the tsunami in Japan all the ground dwelling spiders went into the trees with some rather... odd.. results.

As an added bonus, they also prevented the huge outbreak of malaria from all the mosquito's that would've come out of all the new puddles.


I only ask because the image says pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children XD So did someone mislabel their photo? I do remember reading something like this in Japan though XD I just found the image name odd.


I found where the pictures are from, and the nat geo article does indeed say it's in Pakistan.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110331-pakistan-flood-spider-trees-webs/#/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children_34027_600x450.jpg


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 18:26:42


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:

 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?

With minor changes to anatomy and assuming this thing was in prehistoric periods so as to have enough oxygen, it'd be far stronger than a human.
Ants still wouldn't collapse under their own weight at our size, so going purely by math means the beetle would be relatively functional at human size with enough oxygen.

Sure, if by minor anatomical changes, you mean redesigning its respiratory and circulatory systems from the ground up then sure.
Yes, an ant would be crushed by its own weight if scaled up to human size.

Say for example an ant is 3mm long (3x10^-3m long)
A human is (going by population averages) 180cm long when laid down on their side (1.8m)

This means that scaling up an ant to human size means increasing its size by 1.8m/3x10^-3m = 600 times

Now we know that a creature's strength is determined by its musculture which is ultimatley a fuction of its surface area and a creature's weight is ultimatley a function of volume.

By increasing an ant's size 600times, you are increasing its musculture by 600^2 = 360 000 (3.6x10^5) times but you are also increasing its weight by 600^3 = 216 000 000 (2.16x10^8) times
which reduces its effective musculture to weight ratio to 3.6x10^5/2.16x10^8 = 0.00166~ which is just over one thounsandth of what it has at normal size.

This means that the Hercules beetle at 1/1200th the weight of humans instead of 1/10millionth (according to math the beetle is enourmously stronger by muscle not by being smaller) would be crushed under its own weight as well?
The beetle wouldn't be crushed under its own weight. We can be sure of this. It would also be stronger than a similarily strong human. We can be sure of this as well.
It would need 100's of litres of oxygen and its legs would need to be thicker.
While it would be very fragile however due to chitin, it would still be stronger.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 19:48:56


Post by: Soladrin


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:
 Soladrin wrote:
No?

After the tsunami in Japan all the ground dwelling spiders went into the trees with some rather... odd.. results.

As an added bonus, they also prevented the huge outbreak of malaria from all the mosquito's that would've come out of all the new puddles.


I only ask because the image says pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children XD So did someone mislabel their photo? I do remember reading something like this in Japan though XD I just found the image name odd.


I found where the pictures are from, and the nat geo article does indeed say it's in Pakistan.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110331-pakistan-flood-spider-trees-webs/#/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-children_34027_600x450.jpg


Kay, I just googled for japan on this issue and picked the first one I found. So apparently, this always happens with floods.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 20:04:12


Post by: Kilkrazy


If the Hercules Beetle interbreeds with the Bombardier Beetle we are all screwed.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 20:11:20


Post by: LordofHats




Totally screwed.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 20:20:25


Post by: ThePrimordial


 LordofHats wrote:


Totally screwed.

I'm assuming this is from a Syfy original movie. What's it called?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 20:20:43


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


See! This sort of gak wouldn't happen if we had flamethrowers and fat man launchers!

@Primordial

Starship troopers. It is not related to the book, despite what everyone would tell you.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 22:34:14


Post by: Soladrin


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:


Totally screwed.

I'm assuming this is from a Syfy original movie. What's it called?


Crawl back under the rock you came from.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/11 22:45:52


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Soladrin wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:


Totally screwed.

I'm assuming this is from a Syfy original movie. What's it called?


Crawl back under the rock you came from.


He's clearly one of the insects! That's why he's asking about these sorts of things.



Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 00:52:03


Post by: Krellnus


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:

 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?

With minor changes to anatomy and assuming this thing was in prehistoric periods so as to have enough oxygen, it'd be far stronger than a human.
Ants still wouldn't collapse under their own weight at our size, so going purely by math means the beetle would be relatively functional at human size with enough oxygen.

Sure, if by minor anatomical changes, you mean redesigning its respiratory and circulatory systems from the ground up then sure.
Yes, an ant would be crushed by its own weight if scaled up to human size.

Say for example an ant is 3mm long (3x10^-3m long)
A human is (going by population averages) 180cm long when laid down on their side (1.8m)

This means that scaling up an ant to human size means increasing its size by 1.8m/3x10^-3m = 600 times

Now we know that a creature's strength is determined by its musculture which is ultimatley a fuction of its surface area and a creature's weight is ultimatley a function of volume.

By increasing an ant's size 600times, you are increasing its musculture by 600^2 = 360 000 (3.6x10^5) times but you are also increasing its weight by 600^3 = 216 000 000 (2.16x10^8) times
which reduces its effective musculture to weight ratio to 3.6x10^5/2.16x10^8 = 0.00166~ which is just over one thounsandth of what it has at normal size.

This means that the Hercules beetle at 1/1200th the weight of humans instead of 1/10millionth (according to math the beetle is enourmously stronger by muscle not by being smaller) would be crushed under its own weight as well?
The beetle wouldn't be crushed under its own weight. We can be sure of this. It would also be stronger than a similarily strong human. We can be sure of this as well.
It would need 100's of litres of oxygen and its legs would need to be thicker.
While it would be very fragile however due to chitin, it would still be stronger.

Can you stop asking a question only to literally straight after assume your own answer?
It is not a question of how much oxygen a scaled up insect needs, but how fast it can get it. Diffusion is a very slow transport process, why do you think that we have lungs as opposed to spiracles, the fact of the matter is, once you get past the size of a small bird, regardless of your metabolic rate, you need some form of active transport to move around nutrients and absorb oxygen, there are no ifs or buts about it.

The best statement you could say, is if a human had similar levels of relative strength to a hercules beetle it could do whatever, but that statement is not the same as saying what you are saying.

Also the statment about being immune to small arms is also patently false.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 02:30:26


Post by: ThePrimordial


 Soladrin wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:


Totally screwed.

I'm assuming this is from a Syfy original movie. What's it called?


Crawl back under the rock you came from.

Do you know what Berserk or Black Lagoon are?
If not you can crawl back into your mothers womb because you still haven't seen the light.
Or rather monsters dismembered in creative ways and tarantino esque mafia action respectively.
I'm not a film buff, I apologize.


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 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:

 Krellnus wrote:
 ThePrimordial wrote:
Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.

You...
You really don't know what mathematics is do you?

With minor changes to anatomy and assuming this thing was in prehistoric periods so as to have enough oxygen, it'd be far stronger than a human.
Ants still wouldn't collapse under their own weight at our size, so going purely by math means the beetle would be relatively functional at human size with enough oxygen.

Sure, if by minor anatomical changes, you mean redesigning its respiratory and circulatory systems from the ground up then sure.
Yes, an ant would be crushed by its own weight if scaled up to human size.

Say for example an ant is 3mm long (3x10^-3m long)
A human is (going by population averages) 180cm long when laid down on their side (1.8m)

This means that scaling up an ant to human size means increasing its size by 1.8m/3x10^-3m = 600 times

Now we know that a creature's strength is determined by its musculture which is ultimatley a fuction of its surface area and a creature's weight is ultimatley a function of volume.

By increasing an ant's size 600times, you are increasing its musculture by 600^2 = 360 000 (3.6x10^5) times but you are also increasing its weight by 600^3 = 216 000 000 (2.16x10^8) times
which reduces its effective musculture to weight ratio to 3.6x10^5/2.16x10^8 = 0.00166~ which is just over one thounsandth of what it has at normal size.

This means that the Hercules beetle at 1/1200th the weight of humans instead of 1/10millionth (according to math the beetle is enourmously stronger by muscle not by being smaller) would be crushed under its own weight as well?
The beetle wouldn't be crushed under its own weight. We can be sure of this. It would also be stronger than a similarily strong human. We can be sure of this as well.
It would need 100's of litres of oxygen and its legs would need to be thicker.
While it would be very fragile however due to chitin, it would still be stronger.

Can you stop asking a question only to literally straight after assume your own answer?
It is not a question of how much oxygen a scaled up insect needs, but how fast it can get it. Diffusion is a very slow transport process, why do you think that we have lungs as opposed to spiracles, the fact of the matter is, once you get past the size of a small bird, regardless of your metabolic rate, you need some form of active transport to move around nutrients and absorb oxygen, there are no ifs or buts about it.

The best statement you could say, is if a human had similar levels of relative strength to a hercules beetle it could do whatever, but that statement is not the same as saying what you are saying.

Also the statment about being immune to small arms is also patently false.

It was a question simply meant to cement my view not be answered.
I literally have no idea how you could not understand this.
I looked into this more and yes unless this thing was being shoved full of oxygen it would die pretty quickly.
it would need a very strong heart, rhino esque skin to replace the chitin, thicker legs, whale efficiency lungs, a mammal esque respiratory system.... the list goes on and on.
I understand this now, I looked into this now. I'm an engineer, not a biologist. An electrical engineer at that. I only have to deal with the weight to muscle aspects of engineering whereas there's a lot more to this when upscaling animals.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 07:12:10


Post by: Soladrin


I've watched every episode of Berserk, read every chapter of the manga (that's out) and watched all 3 movies. So please go somewhere else with your would be insults.

... And black lagoon was fun but too short, did they ever make a proper season 3?


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 19:22:52


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Soladrin wrote:
I've watched every episode of Berserk, read every chapter of the manga (that's out) and watched all 3 movies. So please go somewhere else with your would be insults.

... And black lagoon was fun but too short, did they ever make a proper season 3?


Sadly, no. Just an OVA that to my knowledge still does not have a dubbed version.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 19:36:46


Post by: ThePrimordial


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Soladrin wrote:
I've watched every episode of Berserk, read every chapter of the manga (that's out) and watched all 3 movies. So please go somewhere else with your would be insults.

... And black lagoon was fun but too short, did they ever make a proper season 3?


Sadly, no. Just an OVA that to my knowledge still does not have a dubbed version.

The OVA was really good though. Each episode to it about an hour long and 7 episodes if I remember correctly.
And yeah the OVA is dubbed.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 20:36:00


Post by: Soladrin


 ThePrimordial wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Soladrin wrote:
I've watched every episode of Berserk, read every chapter of the manga (that's out) and watched all 3 movies. So please go somewhere else with your would be insults.

... And black lagoon was fun but too short, did they ever make a proper season 3?


Sadly, no. Just an OVA that to my knowledge still does not have a dubbed version.

The OVA was really good though. Each episode to it about an hour long and 7 episodes if I remember correctly.
And yeah the OVA is dubbed.


Dubs are inferior and all that stuff.

Anyway, this topic is kind of dead.


Hercules Beetle at human size? @ 2013/08/12 20:42:50


Post by: Kilkrazy


Probably crushed by an oversize beetle.