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Post by: Powerfisting
My brother and I had this conversation, and I thought it would be an interesting poll.Personally, I would pick to be a librarian every day of the week. Mind- bullets FTW.
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Post by: Furyou Miko
Mind bullets and the daily chore of fighting off the daemons that want to eat your soul and use your body for a sock puppet. Sounds... lovely.
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Post by: Happyjew
I'm gonna say other. The kind of Marine I would like to be is
retired. Living in peace, tending a garden and playing scaled mock battles from the past, such as the time when various Legions turned traitor.
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Post by: Taffy17
Champion or Honour Guard I think. They get the best toys
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Post by: Selym
Chaplain, because he's pretty much just a big commissar.
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Post by: Grimskul
Definitely Chaplain, ain't nothing like screaming liturgy while bashing someone's brains in and being in charge of the chapter's "purity".
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Post by: Jinx Magiga
Techmarine,knowing that the weapons and armor you create (and improve) will be used for Millenia seems nice.
Preferably one of the SW's Iron Priests,they seem to have more fun tasks than the techs of other chapters,if that isn't possible,one of the iron hands for obvious reasons.
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Post by: Pedro Kantor
For me, a 1st company veteran.
Worked hard from a scout, through a battle company and then be elevated into the 1st. I use a couple of squads of SGV in most of my lists, so that would be me as a marine, lots of shooty death to choose from to kill the enemies of the Imperium.
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Post by: Melcavuk
Sternguard, elite of the elite without being a walking tank in terminator armour.
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Post by: lcmiracle
Space Wolves Lone Wolf - sure I just lost my entire pack, I'm probably carry nothing more than a Frost Axe, a bolt pistol, and me PA because my wolf lord mishandle 1,000 suits of TDAs, and I'm sent to kill one of the most fukhuge, nastiest, and toughest things in the universe. But hey, at least it's all about to end and I wouldn't give my opponent a kill point.
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Post by: Wyzilla
No option for an Apothecary? For shame OP. Automatically Appended Next Post: Happyjew wrote:I'm gonna say other. The kind of Marine I would like to be is
retired. Living in peace, tending a garden and playing scaled mock battles from the past, such as the time when various Legions turned traitor.
Only in death does duty end.
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Post by: Silverthorne
Either a librarian or the master of the fleet. I feel like that have the most autonomy.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Deathwatch Tactical Marine Sergeant! (Except Librarians, can't stand them!) The expertise of a 1st Company Vet of any other Chapter, special issue goodies and ammo, perilous missions, and pretty much absolute autonomy is awesome!! Preferably with a sweet power sword and combi-melta.
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Post by: jhe90
Tech marine because you get all the best relic gear, old weapons from the olden times when man was advanced.
And able to tweak other weapons to be powerful as they can.
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Post by: Ashiraya
Happyjew wrote:I'm gonna say other. The kind of Marine I would like to be is
retired. Living in peace, tending a garden and playing scaled mock battles from the past, such as the time when various Legions turned traitor.
I agree with this. Sitting as a massive demigod of war in your rocking chair and watching kids run past your knees seems enjoyable.
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Post by: BlaxicanX
A female one.
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Post by: Jihadin
Avery long lived one
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Post by: Swastakowey
The kind that looks into a mirror at his meaty ugliness and contemplates suicide. Honestly being a Marine is like a horror both physically and mentally in my opinion. Imagine having urges to run towards machine guns, or struggling to do anything delicate with your giant sausage fingers, or not being able to mingle with the populace because youre so large and different you would struggle to do anything with them. Buying a car would be hard with your weight and size. Playing paintball would make you at a huge disadvantage due to size. You would need a butler/maid to do a lot of ordinary tasks that your meaty hands could not do on their own. Thats just some the physical problems. Being a Space Marine would suck. I would like to be a dead Marine...
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Post by: Brennus43
I'd rather be a Chaos Space Marine. No limits and no rules.
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Post by: BlaxicanX
Being a Space Marine isn't especially gakky for the same reason being an Ork isn't especially gakky.
Space Marines, like Orks, instinctively love their jobs. If you were an Astartes, you wouldn't have the self-awareness to realize how crap your life is. Dying horribly in the midst of battle is in fact your greatest dream.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Swastakowey wrote:The kind that looks into a mirror at his meaty ugliness and contemplates suicide.
Honestly being a Marine is like a horror both physically and mentally in my opinion. Imagine having urges to run towards machine guns, or struggling to do anything delicate with your giant sausage fingers, or not being able to mingle with the populace because youre so large and different you would struggle to do anything with them. Buying a car would be hard with your weight and size. Playing paintball would make you at a huge disadvantage due to size. You would need a butler/maid to do a lot of ordinary tasks that your meaty hands could not do on their own.
Thats just some the physical problems.
Being a Space Marine would suck.
I would like to be a dead Marine...
You seemed to have missed the entire point of being posthuman and indoctrination.
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Post by: EVIL INC
Well, that would depend. Are you talking about being one in the 40k universe or being one here in ours?
40k- trainer- Help mould other space marines and serve safely while helping create bad arses.
Here- Librarian (safe from warp/daemons but with all the benefits.
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Post by: Wyzilla
EVIL INC wrote:Well, that would depend. Are you talking about being one in the 40k universe or being one here in ours?
40k- trainer- Help mould other space marines and serve safely while helping create bad arses.
Here- Librarian (safe from warp/daemons but with all the benefits.
FYI, Scout Sergeants/10th Company Captains still serve on the front lines. There is not such thing as a space marine that leads from the back. I go with Apothecary, as while you're still serving on the front lines when outside of the front line, but dammit, if I die I'll do so saving somebody rather than random act of pointless bravado number 7364626.
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Post by: kinratha
I'd like to work up from a scout and see where I end up.
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Post by: EVIL INC
This might be a matter of older fluff. I was under the assumption that the fluff still had scouts and neophytes recieving least some sort of basic training before being sent out. These training bases being housed at home fortresses behind the lines.Of course, the trainers were usually the has beens who were too beat up to cut the mustard on the front lines. When was this part of the fluff changed?
Of course, you might be thinking of the scout squads and so forth AFTER this basic training has been given to them. As these trainers are usually older and wounded beyond being as effective as newer and younger marines, the capters make use of their minds and talents to pass what they know on tonew marines so they are not sent out totally ignorant of what is going on. For example, look at the wolves, they dont even know what a bolter is and have to be taught to use it.
For front line duty... I think the chaplains are pretty dern cool and if I'm gonna be up front on the lines, might as well look snazzy while there. Encouraging the rest of "the boys" would be right up my ally anyway.
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Post by: TheCustomLime
Vanguard Veteran. The candle that burns twice as fast lasts half as long.
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Post by: Aims
Librarian. So much to learn!
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Post by: gilamonster
Wolf priest hands down its chaplain and apothecary wrap in cool wolf shapes.
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Post by: Otto Weston
I said other -
Apothecary. I like playing as a healer in many games and so I'd like helping other Space Marines in battle and ensuring the continuation of the chapter by collecting gene-seed.
Also, as a VIP (in SM terms), I'd be more protected and not generally thrown into suicide missions
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Post by: Iron_Captain
I would want to be a Captain, but Librarian also sounds fun.
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Post by: welshhoppo
I would like to be a marine who dies of old age.
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Post by: karimabuseer
Techmarine. Mars would be a nice little education abroad...
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Post by: 1hadhq
Land Raider Crew.
Nigh unstoppable, got cruise control, and all you Techmarine voters need someone to keep you busy repairing stuff.
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Post by: Selym
1hadhq wrote:Land Raider Crew.
Nigh unstoppable, got cruise control, and all you Techmarine voters need someone to keep you busy repairing stuff.
"Push me closer, I've broken down!!" - LR crew, every few minutes.
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Post by: Trondheim
Space Wolf wolf guard, beacuse epic beard and gnarlyness
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Post by: Pyeatt
Space Wolf SkyClaw, cause my enemy doesnt need a face!
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Post by: canadianguy
Draigo, I wold know what the damn key is for!!
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Post by: koooaei
Spacewolf wolf lord on a wolf with wolf stone and wolf fang. Or just a spacewolf wolf. Wolf.
Also, i won't get sterilized and brainwashed too hard like other marines.
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Post by: Wolfsblood
Chaplain. Screaming- at everyone while bashing skulls in is awesome.
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Post by: Tigramans
I'd be a veteran sergeant or a sternguard veteran at most. Captaincy would be too much.
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Post by: Bellzo
Chaplain. Just for the sweet skull helmet
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Post by: Hanskrampf
Techmarine.
Handy servo-arms, brain-dead servitor slaves, fixing stuff all day, seeing very little of frontline combat thus having a long life expectancy. Perfect.
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Post by: Ashiraya
There's this thing about Space Marines...
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Post by: Wyzilla
I'll always remember Death of Integrity, where a Techmarine had to enter a space hulk (at least wearing normal power armor), strip down butt naked, crawl through a vent to repair some wires so they could open a bulkhead door, crawled back out with genestealers all around him, put his armor back on, and get radiation poisoning. IIRC, he ended up getting spaced and receiving more radiation burns too.
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Post by: ThatSwellFella
Chaplain all the way. WELCOME TO THE FIRST IMPERIAL CHURCH OF AWESOME!(The only guys that can make the fanatical devotion in the Emperor cool) Automatically Appended Next Post: Wolfsblood wrote:Chaplain. Screaming- at everyone while bashing skulls in is awesome.
This
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Post by: Selym
ThatSwellFella wrote:Chaplain all the way. WELCOME TO THE FIRST IMPERIAL CHURCH OF AWESOME!(The only guys that can make the fanatical devotion in the Emperor cool)
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Wolfsblood wrote:Chaplain. Screaming- at everyone while bashing skulls in is awesome.
This
"We are his spear!"
*THWACK*
"We are his shield!"
*KRUNCH*
"We fight in His name!"
*KABLAMMO*
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Post by: ThatSwellFella
Selym wrote:ThatSwellFella wrote:Chaplain all the way. WELCOME TO THE FIRST IMPERIAL CHURCH OF AWESOME!(The only guys that can make the fanatical devotion in the Emperor cool)
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Wolfsblood wrote:Chaplain. Screaming- at everyone while bashing skulls in is awesome.
This
"We are his spear!"
*THWACK*
"We are his shield!"
*KRUNCH*
"We fight in His name!"
*KABLAMMO*
Chaplains are the least popular choice??? HERESY!!
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Post by: sierra 1247
Legion Centurion, like a captain but with a lovely little plume on your helmet :3
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Post by: stripeydave
Termie with TH & SS.
Incoming deathstrike missile? No worries - I'll shelter behind this big ass shield I have.
Incoming big gribbly monster? I'll pound it to a wet mess with mah huge hammer o' doom.
Plus I get to teleport about the place like a boss.
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Post by: raiden
libby all day- psychic force fields, punches that can smash through vehicles, force lightening (this alone man..) the raw power.... limitless potential, THIS CHAPTER IS HOLDING ME BACK, AKSHFIAKFJADF...
second thought, if I had pysker powers I would most defiantly fall prey to the chaos due to wanting more and more pyschic prowess... in I could get god mode the "right" way, libby, otherwise,
chapter master.
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Post by: Tengri
Captain...I fancy myself a leader
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Post by: Deadshot
I wish only to serve the Emperor and give back to the Chapter. Be that as an Apothecary so I may recover the Chapter's due, or a Scout Sergeant teaching Neophytes how to fight. A Chaplain, protecting the spirit and fortitude of my brothers, a Captain leading from the front, Chapter Champion who would die to defend my Chapter Master. A Devastator raining death upon the foul Xenos or fighting tooth and chainblade with the Heretic, or dying on the battlefield with a hundred rounds in my chest, a hundred rounds that won't be fired at my brothers.
That is the only true way for a Space Marine to live.
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Post by: angelofvengeance
A company master. If I was Master of the Forge in Dark Angels chapter, I'm pretty much permanently plugged into The Rock for the rest of my life...No thanks lol
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Post by: casvalremdeikun
I checked other. I would want to be either an Apothecary (I am a nurse in RL, as well as an Army officer, so it kinda fits what I am in RL), or an Devastator Squad Marine (Gimme MA LASCANNON!)
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Post by: Morrslieb
As much as I think being a chaplain would be awesome, I vote Librarian... in Dreadnought.
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Post by: Karl the Jarl
A Bloodclaw because I'm young, dumb, and full of...fun!
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Post by: BunkerBob
Librarian or Apothecary, I don't want to be a sock puppet but its really no different than any other day of hearing voices in my head. Some days their even nice to me.
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Post by: Orsai
Probably a techmarine or apothecary.
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Post by: Panzer1944
Thunderwolf Cavalryman with a Frost Axe and Storm Shield.
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Post by: Melissia
A female one.
...
What? You had to expect SOMEONE to say it.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Terminator. And I would have an axe. A big one.
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Post by: jah-joshua
i went with Captain/Chapter Master, but of course we are actually called Wolf Lords  ...
i am not a very good follower, but have no hesitation to lead...
if nobody wants to follow, that's fine, because i am charging in anyway  ...
that's why i love surfing big waves, it is dangerous, exhilarating, and doesn't require anyone's agreement, just me (and balls of steel) facing off against a powerful elemental force...
plus, i've got the hair and beard of a proper Wolf Lord  ...
cheers
jah
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Post by: Frankenberry
Chaplain, because 'fiery oratory' is something I do well.
Barring that, an Apothecary.
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Post by: Grey Knight Janitor
Wolf Guard. Nice equipment, and your battlefield role can change constantly. On a bike, jump pack, leading a squad, TDA and so on for variety. Plus being a Space Wolf means you have fun (killing stuff and/or drinking and feasting), whereas other marines are so somber and boring. And pet wolves.
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Post by: Thatguyhsagun
Venerable Dreadnought. I only have to fight once every dozen years, im one of the most respected members of the chapter, and should i fall the general mass would fight all the harder to see me reclaimed. Its as close to being a rockstar as the Space Marines have.
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Post by: angelofvengeance
Grey Knight Janitor wrote:Wolf Guard. Nice equipment, and your battlefield role can change constantly. On a bike, jump pack, leading a squad, TDA and so on for variety. Plus being a Space Wolf means you have fun (killing stuff and/or drinking and feasting), whereas other marines are so somber and boring. And pet wolves.
You're forgetting the downside to being a Space Wolf. Your Canis Helix implant could go haywire at any time and turn you into a Wulfen.
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Post by: Exergy
Night lords, answering to no one, not even a god.
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Post by: mattyrm
When i was 19 and I joined the RM I would definately have said a Vanguard or Sternguard Veteran or something chad.
Ten years of wars later, I have realized that you get no rewards for putting yourself at the front, its not like they pay you anything extra. All you get is fethed kneecaps, back problems and dead comrades.
I would like to be a techmarine and stay so far in the rear fixing vehicles I would have to send my laundry forwards to have the chapter serfs wash it.
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Post by: Psienesis
A dead one.
Why?
Call no man happy unless he is dead! -- Imperial Thought For the Day
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Post by: Wyzilla
mattyrm wrote:When i was 19 and I joined the RM I would definately have said a Vanguard or Sternguard Veteran or something chad.
Ten years of wars later, I have realized that you get no rewards for putting yourself at the front, its not like they pay you anything extra. All you get is fethed kneecaps, back problems and dead comrades.
I would like to be a techmarine and stay so far in the rear fixing vehicles I would have to send my laundry forwards to have the chapter serfs wash it.
Again, there is no such thing as a space marine that isn't on the frontlines that isn't the naval captain.
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Post by: lilgammer123
Assault marine (I'd probably make a better devastater though)
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Post by: Frazzled
Your average Emperor's Children trooper. If you're going to go, might as well have some fun. Alternatively the guy that pushes then BIG RED BUTTON on board the battlebarge. BOOM! and completely safe. I like safe, and pizza. Emperor's Children battlebarge gunner with a fresh pizza pie. Now thats how you do it!
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Post by: ForeverARookie
Grey Knight Librarian.
Codex: Grey Knights (7th Edition) pager 6, "Grey Knights, however, are unique in their control of their psychic gifts, their purity of soul and strength of will an impregnable wall against the horrors of the Warp... A Grey Knight does not gaze into the Warp and fear what lurks within; rather, the creatures of the Warp recoil from him."
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Post by: Dylanj94
I would want to be a terminator captain/lord probably the latter, would love me some nurgle
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Post by: PhillyT
Chaplain all day! Faith so strong you never doubt anything and even space marines look at you and think you are terrifying and badass.
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Post by: quickfuze
Warpsmith in the Iron Warriors
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Post by: Generalstoner
Chief Apothecary for me.
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Post by: Deadshot
ForeverARookie wrote:Grey Knight Librarian.
Codex: Grey Knights (7th Edition) pager 6, "Grey Knights, however, are unique in their control of their psychic gifts, their purity of soul and strength of will an impregnable wall against the horrors of the Warp... A Grey Knight does not gaze into the Warp and fear what lurks within; rather, the creatures of the Warp recoil from him."
I think this is the closest we'll get to a Chuck Norris Fact in canon fluff.
"Chuck Norris doesn't fear Daemons, Daemons run from Chuck Norris"
See?
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Post by: Furyou Miko
Yeah, 'specially since Grey Knights still suffer from Perils...
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Post by: Ashiraya
And the same way that SoB are perfectly capable of succumbing to fear so great that it cripples their ability to strike back, something that would not even bother Marines, and are equally likely to break into a panicked rout, making them easy prey to cut down, and removing every thought of rallying from their minds. (Which is something that would not happen with Marines, either.)
Unshakable faith, indeed. Hah! Hoist by thine own petard!
No seriously, do not use game mechanics in a fluff context
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Post by: Hawky
Iron Hands Vanguard veteran w/ Thunderhammer
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Post by: Melissia
Eeeh, the "and they shall feel no fear" line is just macho crap, not something that is reflected in the lore.
Marines feel fear, they just react differently.
Fear is not irrational; being afraid of being cut up by a genestealer motivates a fighter to dodge, block, or parry the genestealer's rending blades. If one had no fear of the consequences of being cut up by a genestealer, one would not bother to stop it to begin with. Fear allows one to recognize a potential ambush, or understand a dangerous foe's threat level.
There is a distinct difference between rational fear and irrational fear; marines generally have the latter beat out of them through training and hypnotherapy (though not always successfully, and the ones that don't often turn to Chaos eventually). There's also a distinct difference between rational reaction to fear, and irrational reaction to fear. Ideally, marines have the former trained in to them so that they instinctively use it over the latter from the standpoint of their organization.
While yes, it's a video game, but Dawn of War 2 comes to mind. The veteran Scout sergeant Cyrus rationally warned his team about the dangers of the Tyranid hive fleet and how it could overwhelm the chapter. His teammates mocked him for being afraid, and in a fit of machismo pique, he shouted "I know no fear, Avitus!". But his words expressed a very rational fear of Tyranids and their capabilities, because taking a tyranid invasion seriously is quite important to defeating it.
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Post by: BlaxicanX
Melissia wrote:Eeeh, the "and they shall feel no fear" line is just macho crap, not something that is reflected in the lore. Why Melissia. Why?!
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Post by: Melissia
Because discussing background is more interesting than discussing that.
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Post by: BlaxicanX
How many more innocents must die before your thirst for vengeance is sated?
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Post by: Melissia
A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time.
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Post by: Happyjew
BlaxicanX wrote:How many more innocents must die before your thirst for vengeance is sated?
There is no innocence. Only differing levels of guilt.
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Post by: Imperious
I would rather be an Space Wolf Assault marine. The Camaraderie and wildness of the unit appeals to me. Let the Grey Beards worry about tactics, while me and mine bring joyful slaughter from on high. Lightening Claw and Plasma pistol for me.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
Pilot? Please?
If not I'd just hang back as a techmarine
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Post by: SkavenLord
I'm basing this off of the 5th codex, so I may get a few things wrong but I'd say techmarine/ master of the forge because:
- I'm not a very social guy, so I'd prefer the company of machines over battle brothers.
- Being in charge of working on the armory will likely allow me to be "creative" about the armory. (That heavy bolter needs more dakka! Give it three more barrels!)
- Less likely to have orders to go CC against a Carnifex. I'll just stick with a Thunderfire Cannon.
- Who said an extra 1-4 mechanical arms was a bad thing?
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Post by: Lord Blackscale
Terminator sergeant. Of the assault variety.
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Post by: bocatt
Librarian was my obvious first answer because breaking the laws of reality is just far too good to pass up but once I fought off the temptation of UNLIMITED POWER, I figure I would probably be a Devestator Marine. Love me some big guns.
I would probably be a Plasma Cannon operator because the risk of being consumed in the fiery blast of my own self destructing weapon is worth the reward of seeing the Emperor's enemies consumed in a fiery blast containing the rage of a small sun.
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Post by: Crimson Heretic
i woulden't be a marine, i'd rather have feelings, feel pain and love instead of being the monster tard from the green mile to fight an endless war in a ship with a built in sausage fest 24/7
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Post by: Vash108
Primarch
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Post by: Jayden63
Pilot for myself. A stormfang would be like flying an A-10. Something Ive always wanted to do.
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Post by: Viersche
Devastator marine - so i can rain down dakka at a relatively safe distance...usually.
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Post by: muzzinator47
I gotta go with a Grey Hunter enough shooting to keep me content but a nice chainsword/Axe to work out all the built up rage. Plus all the added abilities from being a Son of Russ!
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Post by: SYKOJAK
For me, I would choose my favorite model. A Terminator with Assault Cannon and Chainfist. Clearing out Space Hulks 1 Genestealer at a time. Doors are for losers without Chainfists!
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Post by: PunkNeverDie110
A Wolf Guard. Simply because
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Post by: the shrouded lord
ha ha ha what the hell is your signature?
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Post by: Iron_Warden
Dreadnaught of course, cause as an Iron Hand Player I'd have given my body in service, and now i get a shiney new one with massive weapons
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Post by: Tiger9gamer
Probably a tank driver. World Of tanks made me kinda want to drive around in a sicaran or predator tank just destroying other vehicles while being protected by heavy armor.
if heresy I would choose RavenGuard Moritat, because I love gunslinging and going out in style.
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Post by: IGtR=
Sgt_Smudge wrote:Deathwatch Tactical Marine Sergeant! (Except Librarians, can't stand them!) The expertise of a 1st Company Vet of any other Chapter, special issue goodies and ammo, perilous missions, and pretty much absolute autonomy is awesome!! Preferably with a sweet power sword and combi-melta.
This. Would be awesome. And the most interesting role for a spacemarine- exposure to new tactics, horrible xenos, inquisitors ect.
Horrific. But awesome
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Post by: krystalking
I'd be an assualt Marine in Raven Guard, Jetpacks beat all!
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Post by: darkapostle7
Chapter master cus being the biggest badass in a chapter of badasses with the best armour, best weapons and near invunerability.
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Post by: Kavish
Wolf Lord (can feast and get drunk) with Jump pack (Practically able to fly is AWESOME!!!), twin wolf-claws (I love martial arts), and runic armour (I want to live!).
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Post by: Inca
I'd go for Chapter Master, as the idea of being top dog obviously appeals, but you also get all the best amour and weapons and a choice at that. I also think I have quite a good mind for strategy so that would work well.
If I was not a commanding officer, then I'd be an Assault Marine as I don't have a particularly steady hand (wouldn't be great for shooting) and I'd be much better in the thick of it.
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Post by: Clockwork Iron
A Motf, no doubt. Being an iron hands player even more so. I would probably end up being a more combat oriented one though, wielding my power axe and using my servo harness to crush the fools who dare to oppose the omnissiah.
A dreadnought would be cool too, but it would probably get annoying after a bit, lol
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Post by: dusara217
YES! THIS!!! My only change would be: TWC with Frost SWORD and Storm Shield.
Plus, with my personality and leadership ability, i'd probably end up at least a Wolf Guard Battle Leader on Thunderwolf. Maybe even Wolf Lord.
Although, Wolf Scout does have an appeal to it as well. I'm a fantastic shot, so Camo Wolf Scout with a SM Sniper Rifle. Blowin' peoples' heads off since 30k
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Post by: alanmckenzie
SYKOJAK wrote:For me, I would choose my favorite model. A Terminator with Assault Cannon and Chainfist(?). Clearing out Space Hulks 12 Genestealer(s) at a time. Doors are for losers without Chainfists!
Fixed this for you.
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Post by: Erik_Morkai
Deathwatch marine. Never a dull day.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Chaplain. I'll give "Bible Basher" a whole new meaning.
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Post by: ChazSexington
Lernean Terminator. Because the Alpha Legion have feth all losses during the HH, and I'd be doubleplusgood safe in Terminator armour.
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Post by: Grey Knight Janitor
I'd be happy as a Wolf Guard.
Nothing wrong with putting a good hard days work crushing the enemies of the imperium under my boots, then putting said boots up and enjoying a nice feast.
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Post by: Envihon
I absolutely love Librarians and psykers in general, it's the reason why I would want to be a Grey Knight since they are all psykers but in regular Chapters, definitely Librarians.
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Post by: Bellzo
Hmmm I think driving a land raider around would be pretty boss. Plus I could get the "my other car is a land raider" bumper sticker I've always wanted.
If I can't afford the down payment on the LR I would probably enjoy being a brother captain in the Grey Knights. I think I'd really enjoy running around challenging daemon primarchs like a champ!
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Post by: Khonsu
A Pre-Heresy Iron Warriors warsmith!
With MK4 armor though.
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Post by: Rippy
I chose other. I would like to be a space marine interred in a dreadnought. Especially one in a chapter where they are held in high regard.
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Post by: NoiseMarine with Tinnitus
Other for me. Damned Legionaire. Got a tricky problem? No worries, I rock up in a coffin and go full metal awesome on the baddies.
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Post by: Manics
Considering how perilous and generally grimdark the 41st millennium is, with the likelihood of a violent, painful death being pretty much a given, any chance that you could add a position in the catering corp as an option?
Would love to get some purity seals for my baking: 'Suffer not the flan to burn' etc.
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Post by: Da Mediokre Painta
Vanguard veteran with a Thunder Hammer and storm shield. Love the idea of jumping in and wrecking face, and the storm shield would mean I'd have the chance of taking things down much larger than me.
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Post by: Jimsolo
A dreadnought. In the 40k universe, there's pretty much nothing worse than death, and dreads are pretty close to immortal.
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Post by: IGtR=
Jimsolo wrote:A dreadnought. In the 40k universe, there's pretty much nothing worse than death, and dreads are pretty close to immortal.
Sorry but I really have to disagree with this on so many levels. There's much worse stuff in 40k than death, such as demons, enslavement etc. and you slowly go nuts in a dreadnought and then that would be rubbish
Ig
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Post by: monte
A grey knight paladin, OR an inquisitor in power armour. Power armoured inquisitors are marines.... right?
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Post by: Psienesis
Power armoured inquisitors are marines.... right?
No.
No Space Marine wields as much power and authority as an Inquisitor, regardless of a given Space Marine's Chapter or rank.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Psienesis wrote:Power armoured inquisitors are marines.... right?
No.
No Space Marine wields as much power and authority as an Inquisitor, regardless of a given Space Marine's Chapter or rank.
He does if he's Grand Master of the Dark Angels.
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Post by: Psienesis
Not even close. Under certain circumstances or with certain allies in the right place at the right time, a CM might be able to sort of match an Inquisitor... but that's basically expending all his political capital on one move, rather than having it be part-and-parcel of the job.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Psienesis wrote:Not even close. Under certain circumstances or with certain allies in the right place at the right time, a CM might be able to sort of match an Inquisitor... but that's basically expending all his political capital on one move, rather than having it be part-and-parcel of the job.
Azrael commands the entire Dark Angels Legion, and on his command could have a buttload of Unforgiven dropping upon somebody that seriously pissed him off and give him a very bad day. Or just kill him, which is the Dark Angels MO. Warp accidents are very common after all.
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Post by: Psienesis
And... so? That in no way, shape or form puts Azrael on par with an Inquisitor. It provides Azrael with an as-yet-untested means of deploying a large number of Space Marines on a single target... maybe.
I say "untested" because Azrael has not, so far, tried to do this against a high-profile target, of the sort that would cause some/all of the supposedly-subordinate units to pause and think "Wait... do we really want to back this play? Is the Old Man off his rocker?"
Sure, Azrael could disappear a single Inquisitor he doesn't like. Big whoop. Mainly because, if it was later found out that Azrael did this, and if the disappeared Inq was a big enough deal (rather than some virtually-namless mook), then Azrael gets vanished. Probably by his own people before the Punitive Crusade arrives.
Having the ability to call up a bunch of Space Marines to do your dirty work is nowhere near the same thing as having the authority to order the destruction of an entire world (or several worlds), or the destruction of an entire Chapter of Space Marines, when you have evidence in hand to issue such orders.
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Post by: DR.Ny
Devestator marine. Nothing would be more satisfying then mowing down hordes of enemies with a heavy bolter as they charge your location.
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Post by: Stormwall
Brother-Pilot of a Thunderhawk or if failing that an Apothecary.
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Post by: pelicaniforce
I'd like to be a chapter master, since chapter masters wield more power and authority than any other individuals in the imperium bar the High Lords.
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Post by: Psienesis
... and any Inquisitor.
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Post by: Ashiraya
Want me to pull up that quote from the Chapter Master entry in the Space Marines codex again?
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Post by: PastelAvenger
Scout sniper sergeant. One shot. One kill
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Post by: Psienesis
Go right ahead.
Imperial Armor Volume 2: Space Marines and the Forces of the Inquisition wrote:
With the exception of the Ministorum (which, in any case is still under outside Imperial restrictions), the Inquisition is the only organisation of Imperial government that is completely autonomous. Unlike other Imperial organisations, it is not a branch of the massive Adeptus Terra, but a self-contained organisation answerable only to itself.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Psienesis wrote:Go right ahead.
Imperial Armor Volume 2: Space Marines and the Forces of the Inquisition wrote:
With the exception of the Ministorum (which, in any case is still under outside Imperial restrictions), the Inquisition is the only organisation of Imperial government that is completely autonomous. Unlike other Imperial organisations, it is not a branch of the massive Adeptus Terra, but a self-contained organisation answerable only to itself.
And IA, especially early IA books, are horribly unreliable, filled with flaws, and generally suffer from godawful writing that bears little resemblance to the other fluff.
Didn't the early IA books bring up something absolutely mind bogggingly stupid like pauldrons shooting micromissiles or something to deflect incoming fire?
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Post by: Psienesis
Ehm... if it's in an IA book, just as with a Codex, that's the info we get. Whether it's good, bad, or indifferent is... irrelevant, really. That's what GW has told us is going on.
I mean, I don't like Murder McMurderWolf from Planet Murderall... but he's a thing in the SW Codex, so he's a thing in the setting.
I don't like the Wolf-pulled hover-chariot, either... but, well, there it is.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Psienesis wrote:Ehm... if it's in an IA book, just as with a Codex, that's the info we get. Whether it's good, bad, or indifferent is... irrelevant, really. That's what GW has told us is going on.
I mean, I don't like Murder McMurderWolf from Planet Murderall... but he's a thing in the SW Codex, so he's a thing in the setting.
I don't like the Wolf-pulled hover-chariot, either... but, well, there it is.
It's not a case of not liking it. It's a case of it being flat out wrong and contradicting numerous other sources, often made directly by GW and not one of its umbrella minions. Plus then there's other stupid gak, like virtually every time IA opens its mouth about the stats for a vehicle and reveals the author is a complete idiot who knows nothing about... anything really. Like the armor on a Leman Russ being worse then modern MBT's.
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Post by: Psienesis
There's no such thing as "wrong" with the fluff from GW. It's all biased, it's all from unreliable narrators. It's all "passed down" to us through a chain of fictional reporters to the GW staff to us.
Like the armor on a Leman Russ being worse then modern MBT's
And it might be, did you ever think about that? Maybe such is the technological degradation of the post-Heresy galaxy that their weapons technology has backslid to WW2 levels, and the other races of the galaxy just aren't as powerful as we fear they might be. Maybe that shuriken rifle is plenty sharp, but not actually all that good at really killing people. Maybe a pulserifle requires such a lightweight munition that, in most cases, all the target suffers is moderate bruising. Ork weapons tend to explode when the trigger is squeeze and, if it doesn't, the fact that they're firing wads of whatever comes to hand means that most of the time, you're getting peppered by grox dung, cigar butts and bits of paper.
As to the Inquisition itself, if we want to draw into more-recent publications from the GW umbrella:
Dark Heresy wrote:As a completely autonomous Imperial organisation beyond the power of the Adeptus Terra, the Inquisition is immensely powerful. As the Inquisition's duties involve the scrutiny and policing of the other organisations of the Imperium, the Inquisition itself is answerable to no higher power except the Emperor. No one, except the Emperor himself, is beyond the scrutiny of the Inquisition. This power is officially known as the Inquisitorial Remit or Inquisitorial Mandate
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Post by: Wyzilla
Psienesis wrote:There's no such thing as "wrong" with the fluff from GW. It's all biased, it's all from unreliable narrators. It's all "passed down" to us through a chain of fictional reporters to the GW staff to us.
Like the armor on a Leman Russ being worse then modern MBT's
And it might be, did you ever think about that? Maybe such is the technological degradation of the post-Heresy galaxy that their weapons technology has backslid to WW2 levels, and the other races of the galaxy just aren't as powerful as we fear they might be. Maybe that shuriken rifle is plenty sharp, but not actually all that good at really killing people. Maybe a pulserifle requires such a lightweight munition that, in most cases, all the target suffers is moderate bruising. Ork weapons tend to explode when the trigger is squeeze and, if it doesn't, the fact that they're firing wads of whatever comes to hand means that most of the time, you're getting peppered by grox dung, cigar butts and bits of paper.
Except the very size of the gun would require better, especially when he have far superior feats then what would be capable with WWII armor. Also, the unreliable narrator part of GW fluff is probably dead. I've looked everywhere for the quote but it seems to have vanished from every single GW site, making it debatable if it is true anymore at all. Not to mention it would contradict the very reason of the Black Library or selling books at all.
And arguing that weapons aren't as effective as the math states they are is frankly utter fething stupidity. Something that fires a .75 caliber round or accelerates matter to a state that it becomes plasma is going to take somebody's head clean off, along with the majority of their shoulders. The problem is that GW's codex and campaign writers are blithering idiots who can't be arsed to research anything despite it being literal clicks away. The only people who tend to have their heads screwed on semi-straight are the novelists in the Black Library, although half the time they still can't even pick up a Codex to make sure their facts are straight (Gods of Mars especially bringing this issue up).
Plus, the idea that everything exists in-universe doesn't even function when many of the books we read would be burned in-universe or simply not read or exist given the target audience being a slack-jawed drooling moron incapable of thinking of anything besides burning and maiming.
As to the Inquisition itself, if we want to draw into more-recent publications from the GW umbrella:
Dark Heresy wrote:As a completely autonomous Imperial organisation beyond the power of the Adeptus Terra, the Inquisition is immensely powerful. As the Inquisition's duties involve the scrutiny and policing of the other organisations of the Imperium, the Inquisition itself is answerable to no higher power except the Emperor. No one, except the Emperor himself, is beyond the scrutiny of the Inquisition. This power is officially known as the Inquisitorial Remit or Inquisitorial Mandate
Which only works if they have the force to seize authority. An Inquisitor with just a couple squads of Stormtroopers to his name is going to end up vanishing if he interferes too much with military operations. Plus then there's the opposing quotes from C: SM putting them above reproach from anyone. It's simply who's bluffing and who has the force to back their name up.
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Post by: Quickjager
Grey Knight Apothecary, you get mandatory Paladin bodyguards. And you wear Termie armor.
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Post by: Chaplain Xenophobe
Chaplain...
Gotta love the Skull Helmets...And The Possibility of Working within the Ranks of the Death Company...Too Cool...
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Post by: Jimsolo
IGtR= wrote: Jimsolo wrote:A dreadnought. In the 40k universe, there's pretty much nothing worse than death, and dreads are pretty close to immortal.
Sorry but I really have to disagree with this on so many levels. There's much worse stuff in 40k than death, such as demons, enslavement etc. and you slowly go nuts in a dreadnought and then that would be rubbish
Ig
Everyone who dies in 40k gets their soul torn apart, to linger on in the Warp as nothing but an eternal vestige of a sensation of hellish agony. Dreadnought isn't even a close second to that. Shoot, even being tortured in an ACTUAL hell dimension would be better than that. You MIGHT escape a pocket dimension, but unless you're bestest buddies with Lorgar, you're not coming back from the hell that is death in 40k.
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Post by: system seven
I'd have to say a blood angel sanguinary guard ( yes fielding them in a game is a terrible idea ). Fluff wise these guys are gods not gods in the making but viewed as gods on the battlefiel and also viewed as guardian angels on the battlefield too. Plus golden armor with wings and huge power weapons.
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Post by: Frankenberry
I love how people argue the validity of the tanks in 40k but are completely cool with physical manifestations of FEELINGS wandering around murdering people. LoL.
Anyhow, Assault Marine or Devastator Centurion.
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Post by: TranSpyre
Vanguard Vet. I'm much more stabby then shooty.
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Post by: Jape
Cushy office job in the Phalanx, nothing ever goes down over the- oh.
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Post by: Wyzilla
Jape wrote:Cushy office job in the Phalanx, nothing ever goes down over the- oh.
Don't worry, the Iron Warriors are just there because they heard the Phalanx has a smashing disco.
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Post by: somestrangeguardsman
A normal Marine with a power sword, because I may be some random guy but at least I am not the target for the fire or any enemy champions/close combat specialist first, leaving me free to charge recklessly towards the enemy with my power sword and zeal. I have seen what happens when my army gets outflanked, my emperors champion and vanguard veteran squad died in a hail of plasma, bolter and melta  . So yeah give me a nice job being the random guy who is not the centre of attention with my squad so I may actually do something other than take half an armies worth of shooting and then fail the 4 inch charge and have another shooting phase to suffer and finally die  .
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Post by: Deadshot
somestrangeguardsman wrote:A normal Marine with a power sword, because I may be some random guy but at least I am not the target for the fire or any enemy champions/close combat specialist first, leaving me free to charge recklessly towards the enemy with my power sword and zeal. I have seen what happens when my army gets outflanked, my emperors champion and vanguard veteran squad died in a hail of plasma, bolter and melta  . So yeah give me a nice job being the random guy who is not the centre of attention with my squad so I may actually do something other than take half an armies worth of shooting and then fail the 4 inch charge and have another shooting phase to suffer and finally die  .
But nameless plebs are the first to die! The Emperor's Champion wears the Armour of Plot with a 2+ rerollable save.
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Post by: somestrangeguardsman
Deadshot wrote: somestrangeguardsman wrote:A normal Marine with a power sword, because I may be some random guy but at least I am not the target for the fire or any enemy champions/close combat specialist first, leaving me free to charge recklessly towards the enemy with my power sword and zeal. I have seen what happens when my army gets outflanked, my emperors champion and vanguard veteran squad died in a hail of plasma, bolter and melta  . So yeah give me a nice job being the random guy who is not the centre of attention with my squad so I may actually do something other than take half an armies worth of shooting and then fail the 4 inch charge and have another shooting phase to suffer and finally die  .
But nameless plebs are the first to die! The Emperor's Champion wears the Armour of Plot with a 2+ rerollable save.
 true for most, but I roll a 1 when I have a 2+ half the time, can roll 3+ and 4+ for my guardsmen and scouts, just not 2+. To be honest I roll crazy, so might just be my experience, but yeah my normal guys are more reliable with saves and tend not to die unless the enemy is using an AP 3 weapon. I am one of those people that defies normal statistics, everyone knows at least one  . Knowing my luck allow me to re roll a 2+ four times I will fail 2 or 3, but give me 9 dice to roll for my favourite but normal marine's save and he will pass most, if not all  . Plot armour won't save me, I am doomed if I even considered trying it on  . In my Imperium, hero's are just cannon fodder for the nameless plebs  fear the random guardsman.
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Post by: Khonsu
A Thousand Sons Magister templi at the height of their Power in 30k, Or a Great Crusade Era warsmith.
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Post by: conker249
Tech Marine  I'm a welder and love working with metal, as well as vehicles. The smell, feel, taste of different metals, all are appealing to me.
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Post by: VictorVonTzeentch
Ultramarines Tyrannic War Veteran Apothecary seconded to the Deathwatch.
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Post by: Talon of Anathrax
Veteran Epistolary Librarian Dreadnought seconded to the Deathwatch (That's my current PC in the RPG).
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Post by: VictorVonTzeentch
BrotherStynier wrote:Ultramarines Tyrannic War Veteran Apothecary seconded to the Deathwatch.
Talon of Anathrax wrote:Veteran Epistolary Librarian Dreadnought seconded to the Deathwatch (That's my current PC in the RPG).
Deathwatch mind.
Unfortunately I havent gotten to play the Apothecary, only time I have played I was a Raven Guard Sniper. (Using home ruling cause they didn't have rules yet, and the Superior Raptors rules hadn't come out yet either. That delicious, delicious Chapter Trapping sight)
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Post by: darkcloak
I picked Chapter Master because I am that guy who will call down an orbital barrage on a half beaten enemy 15 feet away, then charge them!
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Plus I dual wield thunder hammers IRL...
... That might be a bassist joke...
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Post by: The Wise Dane
A regular Space Marine Tactical. Well trained, experienced, wields one of the most versatile weapons the Imperium can offer in masse and has gear for most circumstances - A combat blade for close quarters, grenades for boom of varying colours, spare ammunition, a healthpack or two, some amulets of my Chapter and of my faith and, within my armour, safely tucked away so the Chaplain don't see it, a little memoria of the home I'll never see again... Love for home can be stronger than faith of the Emperor
Maybe I get a commotion for my valiant actions against the Tyranids on Ultramar and are elevated to 1st Veteran, because I don't fit as a leader. Maybe the Chaplains discover my defunct indoctrination and want my open mind fixed. Maybe my Chapter Commander don't want to lose a warrior with such experience and fervour in battle, and so sends me off to the Deathwatch to fight Tyranids. Maybe I advance and become a Sergeant there, showing my skills with a regular weapon and how experience accounts for much to any warrior, how the fears of a common soldier is better than the steeled mind of a zealot. Maybe my body is destroyed and put into a dreadnought, now revered for both my experience, fortitude and strength. Maybe I'm made Captain of the Deathwatch. Maybe I stay a Tactical.
That's the thing that Tacticals get that others don't - Possibilities. Futures.
To quote Aaron Dembski Bowden: " Maybe you come, maybe you go. Maybe, maybe, maybe."
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Post by: Matthew
Assault Marine. Death from Above!
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Post by: Swiftblade
Chaplain sounds like alot of fun, plus cool skull mask. Where do I sign up?
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Post by: Icculus
Chaplain for sure would be fun. Leading the battle in the honor of the emperor and getting other marines pumped up to kill or be killed. Close combat with a big holy power mace! Also as a Black Templar the Chaplains mean a little more than other chapters.
Otherwise Devastator Marine, or Predator Driver would be pretty fun. I want to fire the big guns and watch stuff explode.
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
Given I have a tendency to become an angry marine irl and have had some rather passionate outbursts,
I would have to be a chaplain, since they do the most cursing and holy smiting, but I'd add more F*** YOUs to my holy liturgies.
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Post by: Wyzilla
CREEEEEEEEED wrote:Given I have a tendency to become an angry marine irl and have had some rather passionate outbursts,
I would have to be a chaplain, since they do the most cursing and holy smiting, but I'd add more F*** YOUs to my holy liturgies.
So Samuel Jackson the Chaplain?
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Post by: zombiekila707
I would love to be a chaplin, yelling alot, reading books, cool looking mace!
"FAITH IS PUREST WHEN IT IS UNQUESTIONED!"
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Post by: CREEEEEEEEED
Wyzilla wrote: CREEEEEEEEED wrote:Given I have a tendency to become an angry marine irl and have had some rather passionate outbursts,
I would have to be a chaplain, since they do the most cursing and holy smiting, but I'd add more F*** YOUs to my holy liturgies.
So Samuel Jackson the Chaplain?
You sir, have hit the nail so perfectly, it is better than on the head.
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Post by: Kavish
Sammuel L. Jackson for Chaplain in Space Marine movie. Hopefully it gets made before he dies.
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Post by: Jimsolo
Dreadnought. If you live in 40k, with their form of afterlife, any measure to stave off death indefinitely is preferable to the alternative.
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Post by: Great White
First company veteran! Best equipment ever
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Post by: 13045273
Scout sniper! Sneaking around and pulling off sick 180° no-scopes and multiple headshots with the same bullet
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Post by: tgav92
Techmarine for me, working with machine Spirits would be interesting.
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