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Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:04:59


Post by: sajmonikpl1


Write any facts about anything in wh40k(not memes) funny weird or strange. Just remember it must be cannon!


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:11:26


Post by: epronovost


A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.



Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:19:01


Post by: Stormonu


Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:23:15


Post by: sajmonikpl1


epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.


Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:23:55


Post by: Yarium


If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:26:09


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Yarium wrote:
If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.

Yup thats explains everything


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:26:35


Post by: Stormonu


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.


Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?


More like Fleshounds and Juggernauts, I would think.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:27:29


Post by: sajmonikpl1


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.


Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?
How screwed up you must be that daemons actually are afraid of you?(expect gray knights inquisitors etc.)


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:32:08


Post by: Stormonu


Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.

Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:43:35


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Stormonu wrote:
Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.

Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”

Ok im never gonna look at my termagants like i did before. Just WOW


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:45:23


Post by: diepotato47


The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:52:13


Post by: sajmonikpl1


diepotato47 wrote:
The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.

And they say Blood Ravens are thieves....


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:53:26


Post by: greatbigtree


Well, that is also factually correct.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 21:54:55


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 greatbigtree wrote:
Well, that is also factually correct.

I tried to finish this line but SOMEONE stole it!


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:02:02


Post by: diepotato47


“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:03:20


Post by: sajmonikpl1


diepotato47 wrote:
“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens

I heard baneblades and metal boxes distract them for some time.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:08:29


Post by: Apple Peel


 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.

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Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:16:56


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Apple Peel wrote:
 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.

I imagined doggo in commissar uniform barking at guardsman.Who would harm a doggo?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:20:56


Post by: vipoid


Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?


Spoiler:


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:24:44


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 vipoid wrote:
Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?


Spoiler:

I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:25:05


Post by: Galef


Eldar defecate crystals
They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage
This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers

-


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:25:31


Post by: sajmonikpl1


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 vipoid wrote:
Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?

sajmonikpl1 wrote:

Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?


Spoiler:

I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo

Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:26:27


Post by: Nevelon


diepotato47 wrote:
The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.


"Levi." The bolter's magazine was tiny in comparison to Levi's power glove, but he had no trouble in sliding it home. There was a click and the bolter's catch held the magazine. Levi shook his head, working the helmet seals carefully into place. His suit was battered and scarred and badly in need of repainting. It wasn't even in the proper chapter colours, having come from the Ultramarines armory a generation before. Bare metal showed in several places. Levi, like many of the suits previous users, had refused to let the Techmarines repaint it. Every time it's Ultramarines colours had been hidden, the suits wearer had been killed. Levi maintained that the suit knew it was only borrowed, and even the techs had come to believe the same. They had given up trying to persuade him to have it repainted in the proper colours.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:32:25


Post by: Galef


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying
That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera

-


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:41:38


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Galef wrote:
sajmonikpl1 wrote:
Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying
That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera

-

You know dark eldars.... They are just weird. But still taming daemons is an achievment.


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 Galef wrote:
Eldar defecate crystals
They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage
This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers

-

I dont know if its true but some time of they greater days they copulated more like rabbits (and i mean A LOT) so no wonders why they have problems with that. But like i said im not sure about this part.
Second thing: imagine Eldar having diarrhea. OUCH


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:56:12


Post by: Beersarius Drawl


One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 22:58:22


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 23:02:29


Post by: Dysartes


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 23:14:18


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Dysartes wrote:
sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.

Maybe its true but he dont want to die. He killed every enemy of mankind from Carnifexes to Administratum desks. He suffers from blood hunger but he is rather ok with it.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 23:27:06


Post by: godardc


epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.




That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 23:42:03


Post by: Tygre


 godardc wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.




That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?


Brides of the Emperor. And before Vandire they were called Daughters of the Emperor.

I always liked that it took 200 years for the Admech to sanctify/certify the Predator Annihilator, and by then the Marine Chapters had been using it for the past 190 years.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/13 23:46:41


Post by: Beersarius Drawl


sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Dysartes wrote:
sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.

Maybe its true but he dont want to die. He killed every enemy of mankind from Carnifexes to Administratum desks. He suffers from blood hunger but he is rather ok with it.


I'm not sure about "Ok with it" he states time and again, that his service has been long and wishes it would end. He doesn't take his helmet of in public anymore. (Coz so old) I think its more about recognition that the symbol of Sanguinius's face provides the Imperium with reassurance, and he will not shirk his duties.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 00:00:24


Post by: BrianDavion


 godardc wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.




That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?


they where originally called daughters of the emperor, the vandire showed up and renamed them brides of the emperor.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 00:58:49


Post by: godardc


So the sisters if battle have never been used for pleasure if I'm not mistaken !


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 02:02:18


Post by: BomBomHotdog


Necron Warriors were the citizens of the Necrontyr while Immortals were originally the standard foot soldiers.

The Grey Knights sent about 200 (or close to 1/5 of the chapter's total manpower) to fight Angron and a hoard of Khorne deamons. Less then a dozen survived and this single event eventually sparked a small war between Inquisition and the Space Wolfs.

You can recharge a Lazgun's ammo pack by throwing it into a fire.

A disk of Tzeentch is actually multiple screamers melded together. The act of creating one usually kills the summoner.

Ironstriders cannot be turned off so herds of them run around Mars. When needed they are put on giant treadmills until they are released into battle.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 04:05:57


Post by: bullyboy


Here I was thinking this thread was going to be about the 40K refuse program or recycling program.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 05:00:53


Post by: Racerguy180


Apple Peel wrote:
Spoiler:
 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.


Tygre wrote:
 godardc wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.




That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?


Brides of the Emperor. And before Vandire they were called Daughters of the Emperor.

I always liked that it took 200 years for the Admech to sanctify/certify the Predator Annihilator, and by then the Marine Chapters had been using it for the past 190 years.

the blistering speed of mechanocracy.



Squats and Orks used to be friends.
Squats are the reason they went from MKII to MKIII.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 05:42:09


Post by: Spoletta


Lictors are not multiple creatures, but a single creature with multiple bodies. It is an hive mind within the hive mind that for some reason can control all its bodies at a far greater distance than the hyve fleets.


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 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Dysartes wrote:
sajmonikpl1 wrote:
 Beersarius Drawl wrote:
One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old

Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.

I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.

Maybe its true but he dont want to die. He killed every enemy of mankind from Carnifexes to Administratum desks. He suffers from blood hunger but he is rather ok with it.


I'm not sure about "Ok with it" he states time and again, that his service has been long and wishes it would end. He doesn't take his helmet of in public anymore. (Coz so old) I think its more about recognition that the symbol of Sanguinius's face provides the Imperium with reassurance, and he will not shirk his duties.


Spoilers from Devastation of Baal:

Spoiler:
Dante is clearly depicted as looking for a way to end his duty, and is quite displeased when he gets saved from death's grasp after duelling the swarmlord.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 05:48:12


Post by: Pariah Press


Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 06:34:34


Post by: sajmonikpl1


 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.


Now i seen everything. Imagine how acid is that drink to effect space marine who literally can eat metal.... Or they are just Xmas space wolves?


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Racerguy180 wrote:
Apple Peel wrote:
Spoiler:
 Stormonu wrote:
Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.

Dogs outrank privates in the IG.

A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.


Tygre wrote:
 godardc wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.




That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?


Brides of the Emperor. And before Vandire they were called Daughters of the Emperor.

I always liked that it took 200 years for the Admech to sanctify/certify the Predator Annihilator, and by then the Marine Chapters had been using it for the past 190 years.


the blistering speed of mechanocracy.



Squats and Orks used to be friends.
Squats are the reason they went from MKII to MKIII.

Squats and orks? Really? I thinked about ogryns but them? Well.... Ok


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 bullyboy wrote:
Here I was thinking this thread was going to be about the 40K refuse program or recycling program.

You are not wrong. But idea of space janitors is really interesting! I mean someone must clean up those bodies after invasion.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 07:34:16


Post by: Dysartes


BomBomHotdog wrote:
The Grey Knights sent about 200 (or close to 1/5 of the chapter's total manpower) to fight Angron and a hoard of Khorne deamons. Less then a dozen survived and this single event eventually sparked a small war between Inquisition and the Space Wolfs.

To clarify - this was during the "First" War for Armageddon, where Angron and the World Eaters invaded the planet.

After Angron was banished by the Grey Knights, and the Chaos forces retreated/were driven off, the =][= wished to use its traditional means of covering up a Chaos invasion - eliminate all the human witnesses. Logan objected to the soldiers which fought with him being murdered out of hand, and that is what sparked the conflict between the Wolves and the =][=.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 07:51:12


Post by: Gir Spirit Bane


Right now, there is a small Waagh! of orks who fight every day against the Daemons and every night are resurrected by Khorne as they serve as an eternal source of entertainment for the Lord of Skulls.

And it's totally not Orky Valhalla, not at all! (Good god the Orks must be the size of stompas!)


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 07:59:53


Post by: Darian Aarush


Not sure how 'trashy' this is, but the door to the tomb of Sanguinius on Baal opens when Commander Dante sticks the flesh of his hand/arm into the lock, and the lock shoots needles into him to test the genetic make-up of his blood and flesh.


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 Yarium wrote:
If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.


This is the whole psychic field created by the Waaagh!

It's great. Da red onez (literally) go fasta cos da Orks think they do!


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The most poisonous recorded creature in the 40K universe is the Catachan Great Barking Toad, who, when startled, emits a poison which can kill every living creature within a kilometer (including the Toad itself) Luckily they are rare.

Source: https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2014/04/ten-totally-odd-facts-you-didnt-know-about-warhammer-40000.html


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 08:25:52


Post by: Moriarty


Orks who survived to ‘old age’ would whelp ‘pups’ in an expression of ‘survival of the fittest’.

Obviously changed to the whole spores thing, otherwise we would never see another generation

Before the whole Space Knights thing, Marines recruited from murderers, psychopaths etc who would be ‘brain wiped’ before serving.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 08:40:18


Post by: Drager


GW used to have huge containers of Muscat moulds outside of gwhq. They put them behind a fence due to constant scrumping for bits by students.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 12:47:25


Post by: Lord Clinto


I like the fact that the Tyranids only came to the Milky Way because of a specific Night Lords vs Ultramarines battle that took place before Horus reached Terra during the Heresy.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 13:47:30


Post by: Latro_


A brand of Ork Storm Boyz used to follow Khorne

Angron the World Eater's Daemon Primarch was named after the landlord of a nottingham pub GW staff used to goto at lunch. He was called 'Ron' who was always Angry - Angron.

Attack bikes and Eldar Vyper jet bikes were released at the same time.

You used to be able to punch a hole in scenery to fire through it. Coins were used as a size guide.

4 Lascannon predators were called predator annihilators (prob still are) and could only be taken by space wolves

one of the few rules Khorne Berzkers used to have was they armour of khorne which game you a 2+ save instead of a 3+.

You used to be able to fire a terminator's cyclone missiles in one 12 missile salvo, it created a 3" template, which at the time was huge and scary. If you terminator had and assault cannon and you rolled a tripple on it's jam dice that terminator blew up as assault cannons were considered 'new technology'

Orks used to be armed with bolters







Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 13:52:31


Post by: Sim-Life


Space Marines used to basically be space police who broke up gang fights between orks and humans.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 14:01:15


Post by: Dysartes


 Latro_ wrote:
Attack bikes and Eldar Vyper jet bikes were released at the same time.

When they were released during 2nd edition, aye - the Vyper was completely plastic, while the Attack Bike was a plastic/metal hybrid. However, there had been a metal Attack Bike in Rogue Trader.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 14:12:40


Post by: Wolf_in_Human_Shape


Xenos for 1 alien, xenos for more than 1 alien. No xeno.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 14:38:56


Post by: Galef


 Latro_ wrote:
Orks used to be armed with bolters
And Eldar Guardians used to be armed with Lasguns.
The Wraithlord debuted as an "Eldar Dreadnought"

-


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:18:40


Post by: Stormonu


 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Those are Space Wolves who “acquired” Blood Angel armor as part of a dare from Russ after hearing the “Levi” story.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:19:29


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Necrons move their mouths when they speak. Which is dumb to think about and ruins their image, imo.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:21:39


Post by: The Newman


Stormboyz used to be unusually neat, polished, and drilled because they were Orks going through their rebellious teenage phase.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:22:51


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


They aren't anymore? Because I remember reading something like that in the 4th ed codex.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:27:20


Post by: Stormonu


The phallic-bearing biovore fires suspicious-looking spore mines...

Likewise, on the original Tyranid Warriors, you can clearly see their organs through their bare rib cages.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 15:32:37


Post by: pm713


 Galef wrote:

This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers
-

Yet there was a Craftworld of Genestealer Eldar. Which is my contribution for trash lore. Along with most Avatar deaths.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 17:14:15


Post by: Latro_


Dark angels green was/still is the shade of British racing green because one of the studio liked it and/or had a car that colour (maybe jervis?)

chaos marines don't have plasma cannons because the technology was 'new' in 30k, only bulkier things like deads could support the power suppluies which were bigger at the time. Plasma weps in 2ed were even less reliable on chaos


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 17:43:43


Post by: Xenomancers


 Stormonu wrote:
 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Those are Space Wolves who “acquired” Blood Angel armor as part of a dare from Russ after hearing the “Levi” story.

It's amazing to me this company became so popular with such crappy sculpts.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 18:09:50


Post by: pm713


Hey, some people will look at a bad sculpt and say "that's awesome". Like the old Celestine...


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 18:10:34


Post by: Excommunicatus


They weren't "crappy" back then.

You're looking at '89-ish minis with '19 eyes.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 18:20:18


Post by: Dysartes


pm713 wrote:
Hey, some people will look at a bad sculpt and say "that's awesome". Like the old Celestine...

...what was wrong with Celestine, other than when she was in Finecast (assuming she got converted to it at some point)?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 18:51:54


Post by: Stormonu


As noted by those previous pictures, Space Marines used to have access to antigrav speeder bikes - always wondered why they got taken away?

Also, Dark Angels originally had black armor. A miscommunication with the artist for the cover of the Space Marine game (supplement to the Adeptus Titanicus game) gave them their green colors.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 19:19:56


Post by: Crackedgear


Cherubs are creepy.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 20:04:44


Post by: Grimtuff


Wazzdakka Gutsmek's main base of operations is Scalex VI.

The chapter master of the Crimson Fists is named after a playtester of Rogue Trader- Pete Cantor.

The cover model for the 2nd ed SOB codex is (supposedly) based on John Blanche's ex-wife.

There is a typo in the (4th ed, 5th ed?) Cities of Death book that is missing one important word. It now reads "Every man is but spark in the darkness".

Thousand Sons Thrall sorcerers once had toughness lower case "L". Plus the Rubrics had two wounds, so the army had a lot going for it.

Dorothy and Toto are the only beings to have successfully navigated Tzeentch's impossible maze.

All of the Dinobots were mounts in the old Lizardmen book. The Lizardmen also had their version of SETI, called XETI.

Zoats ate a food called "Zoatibix".


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 20:13:35


Post by: sajmonikpl1


Crackedgear wrote:
Cherubs are creepy.

I agree. They are supposed to sing but if i would saw one of them i would get me mighty flamer.Just in case....


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/14 20:32:29


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Xenomancers wrote:
 Stormonu wrote:
 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Those are Space Wolves who “acquired” Blood Angel armor as part of a dare from Russ after hearing the “Levi” story.

It's amazing to me this company became so popular with such crappy sculpts.


This was back in what, the 80s? What were they competing against?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 03:53:23


Post by: Insectum7


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Xenomancers wrote:
 Stormonu wrote:
 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Those are Space Wolves who “acquired” Blood Angel armor as part of a dare from Russ after hearing the “Levi” story.

It's amazing to me this company became so popular with such crappy sculpts.


This was back in what, the 80s? What were they competing against?


Not much for my memory, especially in the sci-fi realm.

It's also important to remember that the quality varied wildly as well. There are actually some really clean sculpts from those days, too.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 05:15:14


Post by: bullyboy


 Insectum7 wrote:
 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Xenomancers wrote:
 Stormonu wrote:
 Pariah Press wrote:
Christmas Marines! These appeared in White Dwarf 96. Apparently they are canon. Also, drunk.



Those are Space Wolves who “acquired” Blood Angel armor as part of a dare from Russ after hearing the “Levi” story.

It's amazing to me this company became so popular with such crappy sculpts.


This was back in what, the 80s? What were they competing against?


Not much for my memory, especially in the sci-fi realm.

It's also important to remember that the quality varied wildly as well. There are actually some really clean sculpts from those days, too.


Also remember back then it wasn't the models that sold the game, it was the concept and creativity.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 06:14:27


Post by: mightymconeshot


Ultramarines were originally a third founding chapter before concerning back into an original legion that created all the chapters with the book. Tigerius was originally half eldar because eldar were space elves and and everyone knows elves do magic better I mean my totally not space elves space eldar do my not magic psychic powers better.

Leman Russ was originally an extremely skilled imperial guard tank commander hence the leman Russ battle tank.

The first land speeder was a repurposed deodorant tube.

And I am just going to make a blanket 5e Grey Knights codex fluff that was eyebrow raising how over the top ridiculous weird. Like how murdering Sisters of Battle and bathing in their blood somehow made the most frantically pure and uncorrupted Space Marines ever even more pure and uncorruptable. Because yeah murdering your allies and bathing in their blood totally isn't a Khorne thing at all...



Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 07:38:35


Post by: John Prins


 Xenomancers wrote:

It's amazing to me this company became so popular with such crappy sculpts.


They were literally the only game in town for over a decade. And their competition was just as bad if not worse in most cases.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 13:36:22


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The standard Codex practice of having Sergeants marked with red helmets was originally a punishment in the Ultramarines Legion.
Legionaries who had committed an infraction were marked for censure with these red helmets, but when the Betrayal at Calth went down, it was the unconventional combat tactics of these 'Red-Marked' which was invaluable, especially Sergeant Thiel. In honour of their skill during the Heresy, Guilliman decided that the red helmet would be a mark of honour, not shame.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 15:46:51


Post by: a_typical_hero


A Space Marine got a whole 15 minutes of spare time each day for thinking about his duties.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 16:25:15


Post by: A Town Called Malus


pm713 wrote:
Hey, some people will look at a bad sculpt and say "that's awesome". Like the old Celestine...


But then there are sculpts like the blow-up sex doll dialogus...

Spoiler:


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 17:06:47


Post by: Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl


Don't you DARE say bad things about Maggie.
Don't listen to them, Maggie, you are the cutest!


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 17:20:29


Post by: ImperialArmy


Imperial Army had Jet bikes and Landspeeders. I have both in metal.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 18:24:35


Post by: pm713


 Dysartes wrote:
pm713 wrote:
Hey, some people will look at a bad sculpt and say "that's awesome". Like the old Celestine...

...what was wrong with Celestine, other than when she was in Finecast (assuming she got converted to it at some point)?

She was over rated. She looked really awkward and somewhat ugly to me.


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 A Town Called Malus wrote:
pm713 wrote:
Hey, some people will look at a bad sculpt and say "that's awesome". Like the old Celestine...


But then there are sculpts like the blow-up sex doll dialogus...

Spoiler:

I love my Dialogous. Show me one other weapon that can win a game by itself! (Your opponent can't beat you if their mind is broken by her face)


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 19:46:52


Post by: Grimtuff


And they say there is no accounting for taste... ^ ^ ^


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 20:09:34


Post by: sidewinderscott


If I remember right the Sisters of battle who were the lets say "Escorts" were from the familus order.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/15 23:23:31


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


pm713 wrote:


I love my Dialogous. Show me one other weapon that can win a game by itself! (Your opponent can't beat you if their mind is broken by her face)


>Looks at my profile pic

Fair enough, I can relate to that.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 13:04:03


Post by: Zustiur


 Latro_ wrote:

Orks used to be armed with bolters


And marines could have shuriken catapults.

I thought the dark angels green thing was because of the second space marine paint set. They didn't want to put black in two consecutive sets? It seems there are multiple stories behind that one.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 13:09:37


Post by: Waaaghbert


Word Bearers used to have almost no possessed because they saw lesser deamons as exactly that: "lesser" servants of the dark gods which were unworthy of possessing anyone (This was in 3.5 as far as I know).


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 14:03:54


Post by: Snugiraffe


Waaaghbert wrote:
Word Bearers used to have almost no possessed because they saw lesser deamons as exactly that: "lesser" servants of the dark gods which were unworthy of possessing anyone (This was in 3.5 as far as I know).


The Word Bearers started off as dedicated fully to Khorne, together with the World Eaters. Rogue Trader Slaves to Darkness days if I remember correctly.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 14:08:05


Post by: Waaaghbert


Snugiraffe wrote:
Waaaghbert wrote:
Word Bearers used to have almost no possessed because they saw lesser deamons as exactly that: "lesser" servants of the dark gods which were unworthy of possessing anyone (This was in 3.5 as far as I know).


The Word Bearers started off as dedicated fully to Khorne, together with the World Eaters. Rogue Trader Slaves to Darkness days if I remember correctly.


That, I did not know Thanks for enlightening me (in propper Word Bearer ways) and making me feel young


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 14:25:47


Post by: Grimtuff


Waaaghbert wrote:
Word Bearers used to have almost no possessed because they saw lesser deamons as exactly that: "lesser" servants of the dark gods which were unworthy of possessing anyone (This was in 3.5 as far as I know).


Nope. WB were the summoning army back then. They could have more troop slots than anyone else and could take Possessed just like all the other legions.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/19 14:29:20


Post by: Waaaghbert


 Grimtuff wrote:
Waaaghbert wrote:
Word Bearers used to have almost no possessed because they saw lesser deamons as exactly that: "lesser" servants of the dark gods which were unworthy of possessing anyone (This was in 3.5 as far as I know).


Nope. WB were the summoning army back then. They could have more troop slots than anyone else and could take Possessed just like all the other legions.


I was talking fluff-wise But yeah, they used lesser deamons as canon fodder, but refrained from letting the deamons possess them


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/24 22:32:26


Post by: The Newman


I have no source to hand, but if I remember my 2nd and 3rd ed fluff correctly the Leman Russ hull is actually a re-purposed farm tractor. It's part of why you can run one on anything from Prometheum to raw lumber.

I also have no source to hand, but Terminators were originally repurposed maintenance suits used to do repair work on active fusion reactors.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 02:01:52


Post by: Irbis


mightymconeshot wrote:
Ultramarines were originally a third founding chapter before concerning back into an original legion that created all the chapters with the book. Tigerius was originally half eldar because eldar were space elves and and everyone knows elves do magic better I mean my totally not space elves space eldar do my not magic psychic powers better.

Um, no. They were third founding because they replaced fallen first founding chapter (and were given its arms and gene-sperm reserves, that's how seed was called back then). And that wasn't Tigurius, that was Illiyan Nastase, who was Dark Angel, not Ultramarine, he was only later assigned to Ultramarines as an Astropath.

mightymconeshot wrote:
And I am just going to make a blanket 5e Grey Knights codex fluff that was eyebrow raising how over the top ridiculous weird. Like how murdering Sisters of Battle and bathing in their blood somehow made the most frantically pure and uncorrupted Space Marines ever even more pure and uncorruptable. Because yeah murdering your allies and bathing in their blood totally isn't a Khorne thing at all...

Except that was the case in 3rd edition of GK book, too, people just didn't turned their brains on and asked themselves 'wait, where GK found these bones of the saints and vials of holy blood they use to ward off daemons'. All 5th edition GK book did was spelling it out (and unlike 4chan morons would tell you, making Sisters more pious, holy, and resistant to corruption than GK was praise, not insult). Not that it matters, Ward could be second coming of Tolkien and you'd still see hatedom of whatever he wrote


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 02:17:28


Post by: morganfreeman


epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.



Not saying I don't believe you, but I'd be interested in knowing the sources for pretty much all of those. Just for curiosities sake.



Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 04:45:52


Post by: Adeptus Doritos


Tyranids devour all organic material on a planet. Which means they eat poop.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 08:34:10


Post by: Dakka Wolf


 morganfreeman wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.



Not saying I don't believe you, but I'd be interested in knowing the sources for pretty much all of those. Just for curiosities sake.



Space Marine Scouts are mid to late teens, some people see that as childhood, some don’t.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 15:28:35


Post by: Gir Spirit Bane


 Dakka Wolf wrote:
 morganfreeman wrote:
epronovost wrote:
A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.

Space Marines employ child soldiers.

Daemons can be tamed.

Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.

Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.



Not saying I don't believe you, but I'd be interested in knowing the sources for pretty much all of those. Just for curiosities sake.



Space Marine Scouts are mid to late teens, some people see that as childhood, some don’t.


The average ork is younger than both the space marine AND guardsmen he's fighting!

Also Ripper swarms consume bio-mass to the point of becoming little spheres and need to be rolled into the digestion pools!


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 15:36:00


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
Tyranids devour all organic material on a planet. Which means they eat poop.


The hive mind has tasted a lot of truck stop restrooms.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 16:08:31


Post by: Stormonu


It is likely that the Zoanthrope is reconstituted Eldar, the Biovore is a reconstituted Ork and that there is a Tyranid genus based off space marine DNA, but I forget which (Lictors?).

Squigs were the results of the Hive minds first (somewhat failed) attempt to convert Ork DNA, but the Orks “rescued” them from the Tyranids.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/25 16:19:23


Post by: Hoc Est Bellum


 Stormonu wrote:
It is likely that the Zoanthrope is reconstituted Eldar, the Biovore is a reconstituted Ork and that there is a Tyranid genus based off space marine DNA, but I forget which (Lictors?).

Squigs were the results of the Hive minds first (somewhat failed) attempt to convert Ork DNA, but the Orks “rescued” them from the Tyranids.


I think it was the Tyrant Guard?


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/26 16:46:40


Post by: The Newman


 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 Adeptus Doritos wrote:
Tyranids devour all organic material on a planet. Which means they eat poop.


The hive mind has tasted a lot of truck stop restrooms.

And they keep attacking our worlds so they obviously like the taste.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/27 00:07:21


Post by: BobtheInquisitor


Damn, Tyranids. You freaky.


Wh40k trash facts. @ 2019/11/27 00:36:05


Post by: edwardmyst


These last two posts are yet ANOTHER reason I avoid truck stop bathrooms...