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2009/01/28 07:12:12
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Don't know which forum is best for this so I stuck it in off-topic.
I don't know if this is primarily an american thing or if its international. Instead of just xenos scum and the like, was wondering if the old cut-down, insult the family, trash-talk still exists in the grim dark future. The thought is just some good-natured smack-talk between friends and rivals. One person says something funnily insulting then the next attempt to riposte the foil of the previous persons wit. I'll start off and see where it goes.
Something like, "Your so fat that CSM's bow and call you Father Nurgle."
Then the next person will reply with something like "Your armpits are so foul that the Grey knights take their 666th test there." and so on.
Please keep it good natured and relatively clean. This is just an attempt at relevance between our world and the fantasy that is 40k
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/01/28 07:15:48
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Serious Squig Herder
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"Yo momma's so fat she plays 40k"
"*points to yo momma* Look! It's Nurgle!"
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2009/01/28 07:16:47
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
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2009/01/28 07:42:57
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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You so ugly when you were born yo mama was executed for consorting with orks.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/28 07:47:47
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"Man, your funk is so foul that when you walk into a room people think its an Ork invasion." 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 07:50:45
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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'In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only your mom.'
I could've taken it further than that, but it was against my better judgement. 
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
 The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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2009/01/28 07:54:37
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint. And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 07:55:27
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/28 08:01:41
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
I am seriously tempted to sig that.
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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2009/01/28 08:07:36
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"You momma's a** so fat that when she poops the Ultramarines call it Orbital Bombardment."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/28 08:09:21
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"When she passes gas SMs call it the thunderfire cannon."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 08:25:05
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Chrysaor686 wrote:Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
I am seriously tempted to sig that.
That would be awesome.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/28 08:56:36
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Cosmic Joe
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You'r so skinny you can hide behind snotlings!
You'r momma's so fat that when she comes out people run and scream "STOMPA!"
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/01/28 17:19:42
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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"I Don't want to keep dissin' yo' mama, I'd talk about yo' daddy if anyone knew who he was."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 17:21:24
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Eldar insult,"Your mother is so fat that I mistook her for a human."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 17:29:28
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dakka Veteran
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Your momma so fat genestealers mistook her for a space hulk!
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2009/01/28 17:52:16
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/01/28 18:34:55
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Space Marines at Orks, "You fight like Tau."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/28 19:08:42
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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reds8n wrote:LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.
ah no it doesnt offend me, the best Farseer Macha comics have nudity so i wouldnt link them here. but its very funny ><
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2009/01/28 19:12:54
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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When fighting Eldar, and Da Boyz are about to make Close Combat, I'm quite fond of....
'You're going home in an anti-grav ambulance!'
Same goes for Fantasy, except it mutates intoooooo....
'You're going home in a Horse Drawn ambulance!'
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2009/01/28 19:27:31
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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At a Cannoness, "No, your armor doesn't make you look fat. Your a** makes makes you look fat."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/29 04:23:11
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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@ The Imperium, "Ohh, so scary. Tell ya what, we'll start fearing man when Skeletor gets off the toilet.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/29 04:24:21
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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"You play 40k."
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2009/01/29 04:30:30
Subject: Re:Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/29 04:33:00
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Madrak Ironhide
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Well, technically, I mod the articles on a gaming forum, so there.
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2009/01/29 04:35:25
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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You say tomato, I say Death apples.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/29 05:57:34
Subject: Re:Your best 40k insults
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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3 Orks walk into a bar, the fourth one uses his power klaw and destroys it and everything around him.
Am I doing this right?
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2009/01/29 16:27:34
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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That was more of a joke than a verbal slam but feel free to keep trying.
The art of the trash talk is a worthy pursuit as to it encourages quick wit and that one develop a sense of humor about him/herself by not taking such statements personally.
@ A SoB, " Thats not a cheribum, you're just so fat that a baby got caught in your orbit."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/01/29 18:38:30
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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To a Berserker: You sounds like a crying Slaaneshi
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/29 19:51:04
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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My black crusade is bigger than yours....
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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