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2009/01/29 20:06:30
Subject: Re:Your best 40k insults
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Nigel Stillman
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"Man, great unclean ones are so disgustingly fat and ugly. Oh, sorry for bringing your mom into this."
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2009/01/30 02:59:52
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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The 13th Company wasn't lost in the warp. Your mamma rolled over on them.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/30 03:00:14
Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/01/30 09:11:22
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Cosmic Joe
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Last time your momma bent over the eye of terror cried.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/30 09:11:58
Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/02/01 12:14:17
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2009/02/01 19:23:11
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Last time yo' momma went to Armageddon all the Squiggoths rolled around, singing "We Are Family".
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/02/01 19:59:17
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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one nurgling to another: "did you fart? MAN, thats RANCID!! go outside if ur gonna keep doing that!"
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2009/02/01 20:19:41
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dakka Veteran
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malfred wrote:"You play 40k."
Genius
I've got some:
-"you're how old again and you spend your free time painting goblins and elve toys so you can play fantastical wargames..."
-@ Marneus Calgar: "You think you're so big but i've been with more girls than you've seen.. "
-"Ya well, if 40k was real your sisters of battle wouldn't be my virgin enemies for much longer..."
=P
hahahaha
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2009/02/04 00:20:55
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Yo mama's so dumb she brings Icosahedrons to play 40K!
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/02/04 00:36:02
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Battleship Captain
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focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.
And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all." 
Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
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2009/02/04 01:49:42
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Drakhun
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your mamas so ugly the inquisitor thought she was a daemon
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2009/02/04 02:23:14
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.
And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."
Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
I could talk about yo daddy, but I try not to talk about myself in the third person.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/02/04 03:38:32
Subject: Re:Your best 40k insults
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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[sarcasm] You're so awesome, let's mount your corpse on a gold latrine and make an idol out of you. [sarcasm]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/04 03:38:52
"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/02/04 22:44:14
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote: Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
Talking to the typical Space Marine in a patronizing tone, " A human that has soft bumps of flesh on its chest and is capable of childbirth is called a "Woman".
Having now explained this I'd talk about yo momma but the Emperor has enough problems what with his proginey all being eunuchs. Ow, That was just wrong.
Hey scout, got nuttin' but lov for ya bro.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/05 07:22:49
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dakka Veteran
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yo momma's bellybutton is called the eye of terror, and her anus is called hadex
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2009/02/05 08:30:56
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Cosmic Joe
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Your breath is so bad it makes nurglings throw up!
edit: how come no one told me i misspelled dakkatites are usually very helful with my bad grammar 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/06 10:24:48
Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/02/06 00:13:10
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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"Yo mamma is so nasty that Kroot won't eat her."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/07 22:19:32
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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@Eldar, "Dark Reapers?, Oh, you mean the Tau guys in the halloween suits."
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/09 16:17:52
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dominating Dominatrix
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"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
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2009/02/09 17:05:25
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.
Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages 
I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/02/10 09:16:59
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dominating Dominatrix
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focusedfire wrote:Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.
Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages
I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.
He didn't get it 
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2009/02/10 18:33:04
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Yo mamma got it though. Oh Emporer, did she get it.
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2009/02/10 18:42:51
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!" ...am I doing this right? He didn't get it
Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/02/10 21:50:41
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Dominating Dominatrix
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focusedfire wrote:Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
He didn't get it
Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.
I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.
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2009/02/10 22:11:59
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Cosmic Joe
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You have a mac
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/02/10 22:26:27
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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@ space marines with PF
*Giggle* over compensating much?
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2009/02/10 22:29:08
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Anung Un Rama wrote:I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.
Thank you Anung Un Rama, I will check it out. 
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/03/16 08:53:39
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Yo mama is so fat that she gets the lumbering behemoth rule.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2009/03/16 13:46:00
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fixture of Dakka
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"You are so stupid you can't even cheat right!"
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2009/03/16 13:47:44
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fixture of Dakka
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Your opinions on comp are so narrow you'd have a hard time balancing a hat on top your head.
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2009/03/16 13:49:02
Subject: Your best 40k insults
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Fixture of Dakka
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"you are so stupid you'd even lose with Orks!"
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