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Damn you look so stupid I thought you were wearing a mask... Oh I forgot you play space elves!

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@ a Eldar. So which SM is taking you to the craftworld prom?

@ a Sister of battle, "Whats the matter honey? Was it too much or too little love from the emperor that made you such a B****?

@Sisters of battle: Wow, that was one ugly close combat phase for me. Is it that time of the month again?

Your "male appendage" is just like a vindicare assassin, its there but you can't see it!

Yo mommas like a dedicated transport in 5th edition.
Everybody gets to ride!

My fave put down 40K comment atm is..

'Seems you lost this battle in the purchase models stage'

I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.

At a SM, You're one one of those,"What do you call them?", Oh yeah your one of those Ogryns aren't you.

To a Squat/Dwarf: Your mother was a Grot and your father was a sodomized Orc slave!

You play Ultrasmurfs. *Sings the Smurfs theme song*

Your momma locked up all yer 40k!

halonachos wrote:I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.

I liek mudkipz!

This barely applies, but I made a Chaos Glory squad that has 4 stripes of color from left to right featuring Pink, Red, Purple and Green (with matching Rhino). I painted the whole squad up and threw them on the table at my FLGS and the first thing I hear is my opponent say "What, is that the 'Don't ask, don't tell' squad?" I got that 3 more times in that evening alone as well as a random passerby saying "We're here! We're Chaos! Get used to it!" amongst some slightly more offensive comments. I hadn't thought of that beforehand, but now I purposely use the squad so I can mock someone when it beats them.

I have a pink stormtrooper, hes armed with a flamer. I've gotten jokes about that, but I did that on purpose.

So you play eldar,
have you broken the news to your parents yet?

Do you know where you were born? The eye of terror because that is where most accidents happen.

The original:
Do you know where you were born? The m25 because that is where most accidents happen.

That paint job is so terrible, even an ork would think so.

"you call it scratch built, I call it a pile of glue and poop"

Not only do the rules say you're wrong, they also say you're a DICK!

Gotta love sigs

What's that? I can't hear you with my bayonet in your throat!

Why do I keep callin' yo momma a valkerie? Because shes big, fast, and can take 12 Guardsmen where they want to go all at once.


I won't even mention deep striking.

Your so ugly even the warp can't look at you straight....

Your so ugly that you made a Necron cry.

You're such a rabid fanboy you go into your FLGS expecting them to have in stock everything you read about in the latest Warseer wishlist thread!

You smell so bad, not even a pariah could stand you.

FOR THE EMPOR.... ah skrew it, yo mommas to fat... we lose

your so smelly your paint wont dry!

You smell so bad that you make raveners puke.

Your grill(Teeth) is so messed up that a loota wouldn't steal them.

Maybe we should take this outside(the game)... people can't breathe with you in the room/store.