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2009/06/22 04:57:50
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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happy fathers day to everyone.
me i did nothing.(me and my dad dont talk.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/22 05:51:39
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Killer Klaivex
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Father's day?
I can't celebrate it. I lost track of which grave was his. Why didn't we buy a goddamn headstone?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/22 09:54:15
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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What did I do? I phoned dad, at 10pm, when I remembered. 
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2009/06/22 09:59:55
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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Fathers day is about as relevant to my generation as christmas day is to a budhist Rabbi.
Maybe an 'absent fathers' day or a 'father who treats you and your mother like gak' day would be more apt.
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2009/06/22 10:05:21
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Bought him a bottle of wine. Would you believe the only local shop selling cards on a sunday was the petrol station? And even the relevant cards there sucked ass, so I didn't bother.
And ib4 "make your own", that's what I have a little sister for.
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2009/06/22 10:11:29
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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My siblings and I gave two cards, a dvd box set and some chocolates to my father. I then went to his house (we have two houses for some strange reason) and got a little bit closer to finishing my Arbites Land Speeder!
The OC-D
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DT:90SGM+B++I+Pw40k04#+D++A++/areWD315R+t(M)DM+
4000 points of Cadian 33rd
English and Proud
http://forum.emergency-planet.com/ The other foum I post on
Playstation 3 Player
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons" - Douglas MacArthur. |
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2009/06/22 14:19:37
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Nasty Nob
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Assisted with dinner for my father-in-law, had dinner with my grandparents and family at my parents last night, and since I'm a father-to-be I tried to reempregnate my wife.
Oh yeah and I nearly finished my dreadnought.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/22 14:21:48
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Dakka Veteran
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i gave my dad £50 and said sorry for being to hung over to eat with them, then i went home and hid in a dark corner 
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quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals. <<< my hero
KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there 
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2009/06/22 14:58:46
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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I went mountain biking for several hours with my girlfriends father and then called my own.
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2009/06/22 20:27:03
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Fixture of Dakka
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My mother, sisters, brother, and I treated father to breakfast at Park Chow's in San Francisco. After mom and one of my sisters took dad shopping at Union Square, I went to Mass with mom and dad. In the evening we had a bunch of oysters from a gift pack that we got dad. Topped off the night with some pretty good red wine.
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2009/06/22 21:51:12
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I never bother with father's day, no point when your father is a t**t.
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2009/06/22 23:38:30
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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My girlfriend and our two children took me out to dinner,where my children began a rather LOUD debate with each other over who would win if a shark and a squid were to engage in combat,they followed this by bombarding me with questions concerning squid reproduction,shark reproduction,etc,my son then knocked his juice from the table into his lap...I just nibbled an eggroll and tried not to cry.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/06/22 23:42:00
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Well, how big is this squid we're talking about?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/06/22 23:51:47
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I did nothing, i rarely speak to my dad
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2009/06/22 23:58:59
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Well, how big is this squid we're talking about?
To quote my son "The BIG one,y'know,the one that eats boats",what can I say he watches "Monsterquest" alot,last month it was Bigfoot. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/06/23 00:06:05
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Oh, well, I bet a giant squid could take on just about any shark. Those things are as long as a bus. 
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/06/23 00:16:22
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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whatwhat wrote:Fathers day is about as relevant to my generation as christmas day is to a budhist Rabbi.
Maybe an 'absent fathers' day or a 'father who treats you and your mother like gak' day would be more apt.
My condolences.
Addendum: why am I not surprised that a gaming message board is populated by kids that hate their fathers?
Addendum 2: I spent my day with Fraz. He's everyone's father.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/06/23 00:46:50
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
Toronto (GTA), Ontario
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I went to the zoo with my father+family instead of an apocalypse game. We saw a money with only 3 legs. That made up for missing the apoc game 
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Dracos wrote:Codex does not override rulebook. Specific rules (generally those found in codex tend to be more specific) override general rules in case of conflict.
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2009/06/23 00:51:24
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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orkishlyorkish wrote:I went to the zoo with my father+family instead of an apocalypse game. We saw a money with only 3 legs. That made up for missing the apoc game
I'm not sure what a three legged money is,but I bet a gaint squid would kick it's butt.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/06/23 02:54:49
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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@Cheese Elemental: We celebrate it in September.
Other countries do it different.
As to me, I'm not getting anything for mine. He already has a nice urn, and doesn't really need anything else. (because he's like, already dead and all).
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/06/23 03:03:50
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
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I went to my Dad's retirement party. Both my brother and sister were in town for the event and we celebrated my sister's birthday before the retirement party. It was a lot of fun. His friends from church reenacted the cowbell sketch which is my Dad's favorite bit on SNL and a running joke in the church choir. People said a lot of nice, meaningful things about my Dad and I said a few words as well. The hostess (it was at one of my Dad's friend's house) took me around and showed me her collection of art which was really cool.
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2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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2009/06/23 03:30:11
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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I watched the Phillies suck it again, with Rollins starting, with my pop and grandpop and mom's side of the tree.
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2009/06/23 04:12:08
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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I had the pleasure of holding my 2 and a half year old in my lap most of the day. While he was projectile vomiting.
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2009/06/23 13:04:45
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Saturday:
1) funeral. Bummer
2) evening. Took a bunch of pizzas over to the neighborhood pool with youngins and friends. Boy and I had a water version of the continuing game of "Alpha Male" ru ru ru!
Sunday
church + presents for me. Genghis Connie went to Future Khan School (cleverly disguised as Girl Scout camp).
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/06/23 14:57:03
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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FITZZ wrote: where my children began a rather LOUD debate with each other over who would win if a shark and a squid were to engage in combat,
Someone should make a film out of this. get a couple of washed up old "stars" in it as well perhaps for that extra pizazz.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/06/23 16:22:18
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Made my dad breakfast of flat sausage rounds, eggs, and eggos. Stuck candles in the sausages, my brother and I then sang the happy birthday song, but replaced "birthday" with "father's day". Gave him his gift of Monty Python's "Life of Brian". and my brother gave him a card.
Wanted to get him the flying circus box set, but it was $150.00.
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2009/06/23 19:25:12
Subject: Re:Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Battleship Captain
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Bought him a rocking chair like thingy, tried to buy him some whiskey before remembering that I am not 21 yet, and got him a game.
Automatically Appended Next Post: dogma wrote:
Addendum 2: I spent my day with Fraz. He's everyone's father.
QFT man. QFT.
Happy Father's Day Fraz!!
And to my own:
You rock Dad! I wish I was as cool as you!
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2009/06/23 19:48:43
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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whatwhat wrote:Fathers day is about as relevant to my generation as christmas day is to a budhist Rabbi.
Maybe an 'absent fathers' day or a 'father who treats you and your mother like gak' day would be more apt.
I feel for you. Honor requires men be Fathers and not sperm donors. It can be hard, and rewards can be non-existent, but happiness is irrelevant to a man. Duty and Family are the only things that matter.
The only things.
(edit to be clear I'm trying to say that a Father's priority is the well being and happiness of his family. his own personal interest and desires are subordinate to it at all times, indeed irrelevant. You want your own life wait until the kids have grown)
Thanks Scout. The kids did make me a T-shirt. Dogma brought me a nice new cane...Plus I was 1-1-0 in the Alpha Male game this weekend. Lost an impromptu wrestling match in the den, but won the one in the pool against Zantar MASTER OF THE PIT BUAHAHA and even his evil compatriot (seals have no chance vs. fat semi-drunk walrus).
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/06/23 20:00:53
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:whatwhat wrote:Fathers day is about as relevant to my generation as christmas day is to a budhist Rabbi.
Maybe an 'absent fathers' day or a 'father who treats you and your mother like gak' day would be more apt.
I feel for you. Honor requires men be Fathers and not sperm donors. It can be hard, and rewards can be non-existent, but happiness is irrelevant to a man. Duty and Family are the only things that matter.
The only things.
Jeebus Frazzled, the more I read your posts, the creepier you get.
As an Englishman, to paraphrase Nietzsche, I rather like happiness (eudaimonia, actually, but English is such a crude language). Any douche who thinks that happiness is irrelevant is downright abusive to his family, since an unhappy father casts a cloud over his household. If your kids don't make you happy, then you shouldn't be there. "Honor"? Please. Stop watching so many tacky movies and pay attention to the real world.
Me, I got up early with the kid, which sounds harsh but getting up at 6am and having someone smile at you is the definition of happiness, then I went to work, and then I got home to make dinner, play with the sprog, get a Star Wars themed Father's Day card, and a nice stiff drink before bed. Life is good.
Speaking of squids vs sharks, octopusses are like squids:
Do not watch this movie, it sucks.
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2009/06/23 20:14:10
Subject: Happy fathers day to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(what did you do for fathers day)
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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octopusses arent like squids
squids have tentacles while octosusses dont.
also its more likely a sperm whale and a squid would fight
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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