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Gives whole new meaning to ninja tau

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MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
 
   
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Their spelling is atrocious, that's all I can say. The whole Tau-with-a-samurai-sword thing was also a pretty loose interpretation of the backstory.

The supply does not get to make the demands. 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

...I don't see what the first one had to do with ninja tau.
But the second one was cool.

That tau should NEVER have been able to kill EITHER of the Marinz. For a second I thought he was going to win and kill the third one too, but thankfully good old termie too him down.

Although...every now and then the termies roll a one.

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After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Mr. Fry does some neato work there. But needs MOAR SKULLZ!


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Emperors Faithful wrote:
That tau should NEVER have been able to kill EITHER of the Marinz.


Maybe the Tau player rolled well for assault and the Marine player failed his saves.

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1st one was a bit meh, but the second one was a great improvement. Impressed actually.

Did he rip the models from Firewarrior?

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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

@djphranq: He cut the fething marinz arm Tau warriors don't even GET power weapons.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Do you guys honestly care about how 'accurate' it is. C'mon... seriously. It's just for fun.

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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

I know. But, Tau warror kicking a Terminators ass...
No, it just ain't natural man.

(Actually in the game the little dude kills dreadnoughts, deamon princes and even a titan so compared to that the movie is accurate.)

Anyway, at least the Tau lost in the end. (big cheesy smile)

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Emperors Faithful wrote:I know. But, Tau warror kicking a Terminators ass...
No, it just ain't natural man.

(Actually in the game the little dude kills dreadnoughts, deamon princes and even a titan so compared to that the movie is accurate.)

Anyway, at least the Tau lost in the end. (big cheesy smile)


Just take it as if he failed his 2+ armor save.

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I know...sigh.
It's like when my friends last gretchin killed my Inquisitor with a single shot.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Ymgari? ARrgh!

YMGARL!!!


-sigh-

   
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Awesome stuff I reckon.

Naysayers- present me with a viable alternative of your own, or shut the feth up. Seriously.

I could watch this sort of stuff for ages.

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akira5665 wrote:Naysayers- present me with a viable alternative of your own, or shut the feth up. Seriously.
Bollocks. The age old argument of "do better or STFU" is getting old. It has its moments but for the most part is looks crap.



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BrookM wrote:Bollocks. The age old argument of "do better or STFU" is getting old. It has its moments but for the most part is looks crap.
QF mofuggen T.

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No way. It takes effort to do things like that.

So As to getting old, tried and true, tried and true.


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akira5665 wrote:Awesome stuff I reckon.

Naysayers- present me with a viable alternative of your own, or shut the feth up. Seriously.

I could watch this sort of stuff for ages.


http://www.youtube.com/user/coltsith




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There's a particularly important message in this one.

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Classic SFX in this one!

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I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Emperors Faithful wrote:@djphranq: He cut the fething marinz arm Tau warriors don't even GET power weapons.


Maybe he got lucky with his honor blade thingie... that thing the leader's carry around for morale something or other.

Or maybe the Tau Player did a conversion adding a power sword and he and his opponent agreed to use rules for it in their match.
   
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I had no idea Dark Angels where hunting their old lost relics.... this changes everything!

The videos where ok. Maybe the DOW videos have spoiled me, or the really bad movements threw me off, I dont know, but it was just ok for me.
   
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The closest thing the Tau carry to a bladed weapon is the Bonding Knife and that is just ceremonial. Some have the binding knife painted on their armor.

Excellent work on the animation. Makes me want to make one for the Tau as a response to that...

   
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Canada

Really good animations, but so ridiculous.

1) Ultramarines actually losing to Necrons? let's get real here

2) Somehow, that Tau (with Initiative 2), manages to stick his bonding knife INTO the skull of a Terminator (armed with Lightning Claws) after leaping onto his back. The Terminator who is twice as fast, and is wearing basically dreadnought armour, not only botches his attacks, but his lightning claws (power weapons), fails to cut through the bonding knife blades, whereas against other Terminators/2+ save models, the lightning claws glide through. Please Note: IMPOSSIBLE.

Finally, the same Ninja Tau manages to gain the RENDING rule, dismembering a Space Marine Sergeant before eating a Chainfist.

not bad for 10 pts!

Other than my bitter-old-man gripes, that was pretty neat.
   
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I get the feeling that they are fighting in a giant pool of molasses. And Necron flayers rifles not only have rending, but they always roll a 6 to wound as well. I couldn't really watch them all the way through.

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Huh. So that's what Space Marine would look like if it came out in 1999.

- Tau do not win melee. There are no ninja Tau capable of killing multiple marines and terminators.

- That goddamn "SCHWING!!!!" sound is obnoxious and should never be used.

- Why are the assault marines shooting when they're 3 feet away from the Necrons?

- This whole thing is kinda balls.

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Lol.
Oh dear.
Those were fun... but seriously?
The Necron one was cool.. but some parts were ridiculous. 42nd Ultramarine Company? What?

All I can say about the tau one is... The tau rolled 5 6's in a row, and the DA rolled about 6 ones... wow.

I did enjoy them though!
   
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The first one was not that fluidly rendered. Put me off somehow. The Tau one was better. I particularly liked the lumberjack terminator and that the space marines like to shoot people in the head from 1 feet away.

Oh and that will teach the sarge to wear a freakin helmet next time!

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Even more awesome.

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/07/vintage-doll-action-flicks/

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That makes me really depressed for some reason.
   
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The tau was commander Nearsight, commander Farsight's younger brother.

Unfortunately for him, commander Nearsight frequently engages multiple terminators in battle with just his firewarrior armor on. (That's actually where his name comes from.)





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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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I liked both of them. I think the guy did a good job making those. Im a wiz at stick figures, so those are just awesome lol
   
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Funny to watch for pure amusement. Heck, the ninja tau did a good as good a job as the ninja ultramarine who crushed the head of the orc war boss with a hammer.

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