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I for one will join my patriotic brothers and boycott haggis. I think we all can agree that the boycotting of haggis is called for. I do believe it is a war crime under th Geneva convention to feed prisoners haggis...

Haggis. Nature's way of answering the question "WTF is that?"

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/08/anger-over-scotlands-release-of-the-lockerbie-bomber-has-sparked-widespread-calls-to-boycott-scottish-products-particularly.html

Does this mean you won't be talking to me Frazz?

And of course, only America lost Citizens in the Lockerbie Bombing. Not as if the plane stacked into a village or anything

Typical America. Do as we say, or else. Well suck my scottish balls, boycotters!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Typical (of some people in) America.

Fixed it.

GG

p.s. I didn't call French Fries, Freedom fries either.

You can eat all the haggis you want, Frazz!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8180791.stm

I'm sure this is a great relief to you

1. It was mostly Americans
2. You guys let that bastard go instead of a caliber .308 solution.
3. As noted I shall continue my haggis boycott. Amazingly, I was boycotting haggis previously but this reboubles my efforts! Take that Scotland! No justice no Haggis (takes a swig of fine whisky in the hopes of a long boycott, notices label) HEY THATS SCOTCH! ARGHHH!!!



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generalgrog wrote:
p.s. I didn't call French Fries, Freedom fries either.

They're carefully cryunchy potatoes of delectation!

I've been boycotting american football ever since the OJ case. How dare your justice system fail!

this is dumb.

Boycott haggis! Its evil was revealed to us in Revelations "Thou shalt not eat the stuffing of intestines by the Scots, for it is the Beast's Food and Beith Gross."

Boycott Kilts! We know what they don't wear beneath their kilts! as the English Proclamation of 1535 stated: "
Beware the kilt wearers, lest they flash ye, which Beith Grsss, and verily!"

Boycott Scottish Whisky! For it was spoken of by Nostradamus "For there came a war upon the Land between the Hosts of Single Malt, and the Hosts of Agava, and there was much praying to the porcelain god, which Beith Gross."

Frazzled wrote:Boycott haggis! Its evil was revealed to us in Revelations "Thou shalt not eat the stuffing of intestines by the Scots, for it is the Beast's Food and Beith Gross."

But I just told you it's English!

Scotland also has a long, proud history of telling world powers to knob off and leave us to it.

Roman Empire.
England.
And now the US!

Skarwael wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Boycott haggis! Its evil was revealed to us in Revelations "Thou shalt not eat the stuffing of intestines by the Scots, for it is the Beast's Food and Beith Gross."

But I just told you it's English!

Well I'm sure you English did something along the way to deserve it.

Boycott haggis!
Haggis is murder!

Haggis is made from ground up sheeps and WIN!

I love it I do! Especially deep fried from the chippy!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Haggis is made from ground up sheeps and WIN!

I love it I do! Especially deep fried from the chippy!

Its like the voices of 10 billion souls cried out in anguish...

Only because I scoffed all their Haggis before they got to the table. Seriously, it is a fantastic dish!

whatwhat wrote:I've been boycotting american football ever since the OJ case. How dare your justice system fail!

this is dumb.

Yes, but did OJ kill a scotsman?

Frazzled wrote:Boycott Kilts!

woah woah woah... lets not go nuts here

We must go one step further and boycott england for preventative measure.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Only because I scoffed all their Haggis before they got to the table. Seriously, it is a fantastic dish!

Just don't ask what the secret ingredient is.

Im confused who's this Bomber Scotland releasing?

I doubt Americans can say much with that epic fail you call a Justice system.

halonachos wrote:We must go one step further and boycott england for preventative measure.

...Are you including Cornwall in that.../twitch

No no, there's no indication Ireland has committed any Haggis related human rights violations. So far, Ireland and Wales are in the clear. England clearly is an evil doer, but its partially counteracted by good beer, pubs, and a full retinue of Indian curries.


Kilts are a whole other range of atroctites. Can we let this sort of thing continue? I think not!

Oh the Humanity


The eyes! It Burns!

Here we go again...



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MeanGreenStompa wrote:

halonachos wrote:We must go one step further and boycott england for preventative measure.

...Are you including Cornwall in that.../twitch

I am including everything on that island, I am also going to include northern Ireland. I will wait to see if boycotting the rest of the Ireland Isle is necessary as well.

halonachos wrote:

whatwhat wrote:I've been boycotting american football ever since the OJ case. How dare your justice system fail!

this is dumb.

Yes, but did OJ kill a scotsman?

well check this one...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jul/31/gary-mckinnon-loses-extradition-appeal

Scotsman, garry mckinon gets extrodited against his human rights in Britain. Whatsmore the US have said he will be punished for excercising his right to appeal the extradition.

So why don't scotland boycott american products?

It's almost too coincidental that those too thing have happened this year. It's as if they released a US prisoner on compasionate grounds for locking someone up who should have been treated with compassion. I can't imagine that's the case, and I am not saying their of the same stature. But still.

This is dumb.

See this is what happens when you have unfettered access to haggis. monsters appear
No not cool monsters like godzilla who are consider enough to shade you from the sun


Or even the creature from the Black Lagoon, who's a real party animal.


But like big lizards that hang out in a lake, scaring the haggis eating whiskey drinkers on the beach.


and they are always bumming us for change

Lord-Loss wrote:Im confused who's this Bomber Scotland releasing?

I doubt Americans can say much with that epic fail you call a Justice system.

Not to mention doing bugger all to prevent US based donations to the [strike]Terrorist Scum[/strike] 'Brave freedom fighters and not at all murderous bastards' IRA.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:Im confused who's this Bomber Scotland releasing?

I doubt Americans can say much with that epic fail you call a Justice system.

Not to mention doing bugger all to prevent US based donations to the [strike]Terrorist Scum[/strike] 'Brave freedom fighters and not at all murderous bastards' IRA.

That has nothing to do with the topic of haggis, you Scotch drinking kilt wearer!

For every one reason an American can think up to boycott Scotish product I can think of ten reasons for a scotsman to boycott American products.

Again, dumb.

The guy was a hacker who hacked US military and NASA information and may have deleted some crucial information. Not only that but it cost about $700,000 to find and repair the issues.

He shut down a navy base and left messages on the machines. like this one:
"US foreign policy is akin to government-sponsored terrorism these days? It was not a mistake that there was a huge security stand-down on September 11 last year...I am SOLO. I will continue to disrupt at the highest levels.”

The guy attacked the US government and the US government is fighting back. Oh he has aspergers, big deal, I work with people who have aspergers and they can function normally in society.

whatwhat wrote:For every one reason an American can think up to boycott Scotish product I can think of ten reasons for a scotsman to boycott American products.

Again, dumb.

I see we've smoked out another haggis eater in our midst. Should have known. Cumbria's awfully close to Scotland. A little too close to Scotland. You're not harboring any prehistoric, heavily accented sea going dinosaurs in your pool are you? Admit you crimes Loch lover!

halonachos wrote:The guy was a hacker who hacked US military and NASA information and may have deleted some crucial information. Not only that but it cost about $700,000 to find and repair the issues.

He shut down a navy base and left messages on the machines. like this one:
"US foreign policy is akin to government-sponsored terrorism these days? It was not a mistake that there was a huge security stand-down on September 11 last year...I am SOLO. I will continue to disrupt at the highest levels.”

The guy attacked the US government and the US government is fighting back. Oh he has aspergers, big deal, I work with people who have aspergers and they can function normally in society.

It doesn't matter whether he was in the wrong or not. You shouldn't get punished for exercising your rights. That was the point, the aspergers issue is beside it.

Frazzled wrote:

whatwhat wrote:For every one reason an American can think up to boycott Scotish product I can think of ten reasons for a scotsman to boycott American products.

Again, dumb.

I see we've smoked out another haggis eater in our midst. Should have known. Cumbria's awfully close to Scotland. A little too close to Scotland. You're not harboring any prehistoric, heavily accented sea going dinosaurs in your pool are you? Admit you crimes Loch lover!

I hate haggis. ...I do have a scottish surname though...but that came from my bastard father.

Frazzled wrote:

whatwhat wrote:For every one reason an American can think up to boycott Scotish product I can think of ten reasons for a scotsman to boycott American products.

Again, dumb.

I see we've smoked out another haggis eater in our midst. Should have known. Cumbria's awfully close to Scotland. A little too close to Scotland. You're not harboring any prehistoric, heavily accented sea going dinosaurs in your pool are you? Admit you crimes Loch lover!

I think you're a closet Jock matey. CONFESS TO YOUR GINGER GENES AND EMBRACE YOUR HAIRY HERITAGE!