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2009/12/12 19:20:47
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Just cause...
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2009/12/12 19:27:17
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Ok i get the third on but can someone explain to me the first and second. i stopped caring about her after the election.
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2009/12/12 19:58:24
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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The first one deals with a very tasteless joke about her daughter, one about a pro baseball player getting her 17yo daughter pregnant. Letterman told it.
The funny thing about the media is that for 8 years they lambasted Bush with jokes and snide remarks and while he may not have always made the brightest of decisions he took more flak than he needed.
Now it's Palins turn to get joked about yet where are the jokes about Obama? Oh that's right. Most of the media and well known comedians are leftists so they won't make jokes about obama and if you make jokes about Obama and you are white you must be racist. This double standard is great.
The 2nd pic I have no idea what it alludes to.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/12 19:58:29
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Otiose in a Niche
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Well on health care she's been opposing it because she opposes 'death panels' that she says will kill her son. Except y'know, they don't exist.
Sort of like opposing tax reform because it may summon Cthulu.
Letterman made a joke about her daugher getting pregenant and she called him a pedophile.
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2009/12/12 20:12:54
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I really wish everyone would just stop talking about her. :(
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/12 20:15:11
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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So...
How about that Tiger Woods?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/12 20:15:22
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2009/12/12 20:25:10
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I think Tiger Woods became sort of deified. Maybe because he was a black guy who played golf?
This has sort of stabbed him in the back now, as people had excessive belief in how great he was and now they're being knocked back into reality.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/12 20:28:36
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Plastictrees
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I just looked on the Internet and read some of the stuff about her. She looks like a bitch.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/12/12 20:36:31
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Um... Tiger Woods is a guy.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/12 20:39:30
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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He meant Palin.
Nancy Pelosi looks like a bitch.....umm, err witch.....ah hell, she looks like both. At least Sara doesn't look bad in a 2piece, Nancy......not so much.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/12 20:58:04
Subject: Re:Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Well there is a video which exposes more of her body.
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2009/12/12 21:17:16
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nancy or Sarah. If it's Nancy I sure as hell don't want to see a wrinkled old prune semi-naked. Bad enough having to listen to her speak. 
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/12 22:02:20
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Wing Commander
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Fun stuff by MAD; crazy that she was even in the running last year. Although she's a disgrace to Wonder Woman.
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2009/12/12 23:07:27
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Tiger Woods committed adultery. Clearly that makes him a pedophile.
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2009/12/12 23:39:09
Subject: Re:Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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MAD is still around? Cripes.
And Sarah is still a witch.
Plus whoever thinks that death panels are a reality can be branded as witches as well. Especially Fox, for deciding that my country is full of them. 
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2009/12/12 23:49:46
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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That is funny.
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2009/12/13 00:37:56
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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dogma wrote:Tiger Woods committed adultery. Clearly that makes him a pedophile.
I hadn't paid any attention to Tiger's situation outside of seeing the blurbs. However when I saw one talking about the number of women he's been with, I have to say he's not a pedi, but an a number one whoremaster!
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2009/12/13 00:45:50
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Say what you will about Pelosi's politics but she stuck with her job while Palin quit as soon as things got tough.
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2009/12/13 01:11:19
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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Tiger Woods loves feet?
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2009/12/13 01:31:08
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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My friend told me there was a headline on the news about Tiger Wood's, it read...
TIGER PULL'S OUT
*Baddum Psssshhh*
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Of course, as an American, that means I must say that soccer sucks, and football (real football... you know, the one where you do everything with your hands) is 10,000 times as good. I mean, football players could probably beat up soccer players, even, because they actually know sports.
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2009/12/13 01:42:15
Subject: Re:Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Guys we can't make jokes about Tiger, Fateweaver says its racist and that no white comedian would dare do it.
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2009/12/13 02:25:18
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ugh, reread my post into.
I was saying that the left wing media call people racist if you talk bad or joke about Obama. I don't give a damn personally if someone is racist.
You get off on telling racist jokes or making antisemitic comments than knock yourself out. I'm just saying not many comics or media personalities will make jokes about Obama because even if you are BLACK you will be labeled racist by the liberal media and other liberals.
If it wasn't against dakka rules I'd post racist jokes whenever I could. I'm not racist. I would just choose to do so if I could get away with it.
Learn to read Into and then try again. Also, you can look around and see there were more jokes about Bush BEFORE he became President than there have been made about Obama after 11 months. There are lots of things to joke about concerning Obama (especially considering his 11 months in office so far have been the biggest joke on the US since Nixon was President) it's just the same media outlets and celebs and talk show hosts that poked fun at Bush are liberals so of course they won't make fun of their new Savior.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/13 02:30:52
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Plastictrees
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Fateweaver wrote:If it wasn't against dakka rules I'd post racist jokes whenever I could. I'm not racist.
Thats being racist. Dumarse.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/12/13 02:35:24
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Just because you post something doesn't mean you agree with it.
I like the occasional rap song but I don't believe cops should die for being pigs and I don't always think you should smack a bitch up.
I sometimes post racist jokes about white people in emails and send to friends because it's funny. Guess what? I'm white so I guess that means I'm racist toward my own race...err what?
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/13 02:43:34
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Fateweaver wrote: Oh that's right. Most of the media and well known comedians are leftists so they won't make jokes about obama and if you make jokes about Obama and you are white you must be racist. This double standard is great.
Seems pretty clear cut to me.
As for his accomplishments, if your so set on covering your ears and screaming ''La La La" while pretending he has done nothing then there isn't much I can say to convince you otherwise.
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2009/12/13 03:07:26
Subject: Re:Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Battleship Captain
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Ya know, it's gotten too easy to make fun of Palin, therfore taking the fun out of it for me.
it's too easy to make fun of Obama too.
Damn... who to make fun of now..
OH OH!!! I'll make fun of John McCain! That has some challenge.
I'm prolly gonna pick up this MAD, seems funny.
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2009/12/13 04:07:34
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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IntoTheRain wrote:Fateweaver wrote: Oh that's right. Most of the media and well known comedians are leftists so they won't make jokes about obama and if you make jokes about Obama and you are white you must be racist. This double standard is great.
Seems pretty clear cut to me. As for his accomplishments, if your so set on covering your ears and screaming ''La La La" while pretending he has done nothing then there isn't much I can say to convince you otherwise.
He has done alot of good things. But that doesnt mean he doesnt deserve to be made fun off like all other presidents. I mean people arent even making fun of biden. what isnt there to make fun of that guy.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/12/13 04:09:12
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
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Fateweaver wrote:
If it wasn't against dakka rules I'd post racist jokes whenever I could. I'm not racist. I would just choose to do so if I could get away with it.
Simply stating that you aren't racist doesn't make it so. Its very much like calling yourself unbiased.
People rarely describe themselves with 100% accuracy.
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2009/12/13 04:14:13
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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Fateweaver wrote:it's just the same media outlets and celebs and talk show hosts that poked fun at Bush are liberals so of course they won't make fun of their new Savior.
I've seen pretty of Obama skits and cartoons, maybe you're not looking?
Or maybe it's harder to make jokes about a President who can actually speak English and treats the voters like adults. Automatically Appended Next Post: garret wrote:
He has done alot of good things. But that doesnt mean he doesnt deserve to be made fun off like all other presidents. I mean people arent even making fun of biden. what isnt there to make fun of that guy.
Um I've seen stuff making fun of Biden in the Onion and SNL this week.
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2009/12/13 17:20:19
Subject: Sarah Palin as BLUNDER WOMAN
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The Daily Show and The Onion take shots at Obama, and more generally the White House and the Dems, all the time.
You can lead a horse to water...
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