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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 17:57:44
Subject: First Kiss
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Fixture of Dakka
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Something I brought up in another thread had to do with the first time I ever was kissed by a girl. I was 7 at the time and was visiting with a large group of Quebec French people. There was a 16 year old there named Carmen who was stunningly beautiful, with shortish brown hair and incredible brown eyes.
I guess I must have been really staring at her, and some of the Frenchmen put me next to her. At that point, she leaned over and kissed me.
The next couple of years were lost to me after that.
Anyone else have a similar story?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 18:17:34
Subject: First Kiss
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Fixture of Dakka
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My first kiss was with another boy in 2nd grade. So not really. We didn't think anything of it at the time. My first "actual" kiss was with my first girlfriend walking down a country road early on in high school. I asked permission first XD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 18:24:37
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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My first proper kiss (with tounges and all that) was when I was 16 (slow starter I know). There was a girl I liked and was out with her and her mate, anyway we decided that we liked each other so went off for a quiet snog, unfortuanately everywhere we went not only did her mate tag along but there seemed to be loads of people about. Eventualy her mate wandered off and we found a quiet park bench. We got down to about 7 minutes of slobbery and enthusiastic tounge jousting, what I lacked for in technique I made up for by going for it like a starving man at a Harvester salad cart. Thats when things started to go wrong. You know when you can just tell someone is staring at you? well I had that feeling, so I looked around to see the biggest squirrel I have ever seen in my life eyeing up how tasty a chunk of my hand might be. This fether was huge, at least the size of a small pitbull. I also swear it was leering at me. To say I screamed would be an understatement, I all but jumped into the girls lap. Sadly this put an end to any further amourous encounters with said lady as she avoided me like the plague after.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/12 23:55:11
Subject: First Kiss
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Fixture of Dakka
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He was probably looking at your nuts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 00:05:10
Subject: First Kiss
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i still havent had my first kiss. sad kinda. but maybe not. who knows when it will happen.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 00:12:54
Subject: First Kiss
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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My first kiss was in 2nd grade, with a girl named Sarah,I kissed her..she punched me in the eye,that was our "first" kiss...she did eventully come around though,and was my first "official" girlfriend.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 00:14:27
Subject: First Kiss
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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14, I think? I was at a religious retreat, and hanging out with the other teenagers. There was one particularly pretty girl (tall, wavy chestnut hair, huge gorgeous smile), a bit of an early bloomer, who I had made friends with the first time I went, two years prior. We were the same age, and got along well, but I was definitely a shy nerd. We were two of the more sober, serious kids in the teen group. One evening after the teens had a party she and I shared a couch in the cabin where everyone crashed, and made out a bit. I had a serious crush, but my family moved across the country. We kept in touch and saw each other a couple of times over the next few years, but I never had the surety or the guts to make a real move. Found out years later that she had been equally infatuated and equally incapable of expressing it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 00:47:57
Subject: First Kiss
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Pah! Girls, boys, men, women...I've kissed 'em all! No real story there.
@Garret - You aren't missing much, mate - seriously. It's made into a far bigger deal than it's actually worth. You kiss more bad ones than good ones, in my experience.. Hold out for a good one buddy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 00:50:23
Subject: First Kiss
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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My first proper kiss was to the woman who is now my wife. I didn't date before that... (*cough* nerd *cough*)
Better late than never!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 01:10:17
Subject: First Kiss
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Solahma
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Don't even remember.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 01:13:39
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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My first kiss was with a girl named Sarah who was really into No Doubt(this was in the mid 90's). I was 15 or sixteen and she was a few years older. A very nice and pretty girl who liked me for whatever reason, which was rare for someone whose prime interests at the time were pot and M:TG.
We were sitting on her couch, listening to some music and then suddenly we were making out. I honestly don't recall how it all came about. In my inexperience I didn't quite know how to take it from that point to... well... where I would have liked it to have gone. Youth is wasted on the young. If I ever figure out how to pull that trick from "The Butterfly Effect" I'll come back and post a much better story.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 07:40:12
Subject: First Kiss
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Relapse wrote:The next couple of years were lost to me after that.
LOL.  Becuase of your name.
Anyways, my first 'proper' kiss was at the tender age of 15 (...or had I just turned sixteen?  ) Nevermind, well we were all alone in a secluded spot in the shopping centre sitting together on the couch. She's luaghing at my jokes and suddenly stops. She leans over and, before I know what's going on, blesses me with those soft female lips. My heart was beating like a rtain had slammed into it.
Anyway, as I've said before, a few minutes into our snogging session I learn that she's a Twilight Fan (I must have still been 16 if she was a Twilight fan). How? With a rough, passionate lovebite. I was scared, struck dumb. This was NOT in the manual.  After a while though...I came to enjoy it...just a little bit.
Well, that's the story of my first kiss, and yes, she was SMOKING hot.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 08:25:02
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Nigel Stillman
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The first girl I ever kissed was an incredibly ugly girl for this school play that we were putting on.
We tried doing a fake one at first (I wanted to keep my first kiss virginity I guess) but the director didn't like it. Feth me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 13:27:56
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Not really related but while reading the thread I happened to notice what my firefox's window bar said:
The random dakka thing at the top has never linked so well with the thread title!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 16:42:00
Subject: First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well it depends on what kind of kiss, my first kiss was when i was around 8 and like many others I was quickly punched in the face for it by the girl in question but my first french kiss was 4 years later when I was 12 with a rather plain girl who was my first "real" girlfriend, ended up with her for about 2 years and she was a regrettable first for alot of things.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/13 20:18:27
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Leigen_Zero wrote:Not really related but while reading the thread I happened to notice what my firefox's window bar said:
The random dakka thing at the top has never linked so well with the thread title!
That's funny!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 01:18:00
Subject: First Kiss
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Killer Klaivex
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What is this 'kissing' of which you speak?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 01:18:49
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Leigen_Zero wrote:Not really related but while reading the thread I happened to notice what my firefox's window bar said:
The random dakka thing at the top has never linked so well with the thread title!
That's funny! 
Interesting, mine said "Roll the dice to see if I'm drunk."
Quite...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 01:21:04
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Cheese Elemental wrote:What is this 'kissing' of which you speak?
That thing we know you do with your dog, Cheese?
*rimshot*.
Hrm. First kiss. With my girlfriend at age 13. Which incidentally led to the situation that led to my waterbed springing a leak.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 01:23:56
Subject: First Kiss
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Killer Klaivex
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Ha! The top of my screen says 'If you can't find 'that guy' you are 'that guy'.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 02:02:57
Subject: First Kiss
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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I was 18 (I was awkward as hell in high school), and it was with a semi-drunk girl at a concert. Nothing happened between us afterwards tho, it was just a random thing. Then not long afterwards I had a few dates/short-lived relationships where I kinda made up for lost time. Now I'm with the most awesome girl I could ever hope to meet, but sadly we haven't even had our first kiss as its a long distance thing :( Fortunately she's coming to visit in a few weeks, so we can "catch up"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 02:07:33
Subject: First Kiss
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Madrak Ironhide
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My sister-in-law.
Long before she married my brother, of course.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 02:50:37
Subject: First Kiss
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 15:50:37
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Monster Rain wrote:...whose prime interests at the time were pot and M:TG.
Those are still my prime interests >.>
Mine was when I was 15 with a random girl I met at the Ice-skating rink, who later broke up with me via MSN. Good times.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 16:12:29
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Hilarity continues to ensue with the random page header.
"DakkaDakka-Warhammer 40k Forums-First Kiss | Causing marital strife since 1997."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 16:21:49
Subject: First Kiss
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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garret wrote:i still havent had my first kiss. sad kinda. but maybe not. who knows when it will happen.
Don't worry, I haven't either, and I'm already 17. And it's not sad, we are just different.
malfred wrote:My sister-in-law.
Long before she married my brother, of course.
Talk about the drama.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 16:37:58
Subject: First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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First Kiss 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!
Random Page Header is amazing.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 16:51:19
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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nyyman wrote:garret wrote:i still havent had my first kiss. sad kinda. but maybe not. who knows when it will happen.
Don't worry, I haven't either, and I'm already 17. And it's not sad, we are just different.
malfred wrote:My sister-in-law.
Long before she married my brother, of course.
Talk about the drama.
I smell a romance brewing...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 18:05:00
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Huge Hierodule
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Snikkyd wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Leigen_Zero wrote:Not really related but while reading the thread I happened to notice what my firefox's window bar said:
The random dakka thing at the top has never linked so well with the thread title!
That's funny! 
Interesting, mine said "Roll the dice to see if I'm drunk."
Quite...
I've got "You know you should be painting" myself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/02/14 22:14:46
Subject: First Kiss
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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"First Kiss - Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk."
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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