First Kiss

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**garret**

i think i win
first kiss- dont bother, we have holo feild

**Kanluwen**

"You can only blame the dice for so long."

**barlio**

"We just failed our Frenzy check"

Actually the first girl I kissed, I married. Granted I was 17 then and I went on to kiss and/or grope other girls, but she locked my tongue down permanently after I turned 19. Oh to be young and full of hormones.

**nintendoeats**

I hate to bring this back but...

...First Kiss-I find your lack of paint disturbing

First Kiss-Brace for impact!

**Cheesepie**

First kiss- Like gi joe but with more skulls

Anyone ever heard of the guy that puked in the mouth of his first kiss
Well..........
Im glad im not that guy right now

**HaLLuCiNaTiOn**

Valentines day, a year ago. :3 I asked her out, we went to a movie and I kissed her on her doorstep.

**barlio**

Yeah that a boy. Too bad they can't bottle those kind of emotions up.

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

"First kiss-nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

**Teh_K42**

"First Kiss- Tougher than a trollblood."

**Asherian Command**

First Kiss- Lasgun with laser sight=twin linked
other one
First Kiss- In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future.
lol
Epic Win
My first kiss was a complete accident i attucally slipped and came falling down a flight of stairs and landed on a girl. Apparently i had to pefrom CPR that same day and it was the same girl. I don't know if thats just funny or its just plain bad luck.

**Doombot001**

First Kiss - They're not "toys" they're "minatures".

My first one was 1st or 2nd grade. Some girl I knew just came up and grabbed me by the cheeks and kissed me. Yowzah!

**Reaper6**

"First Kiss | Play like you've got a pair of Dakkas " - Sounds like the kind of advice I'd give my son !

**grizgrin**

The worst first kiss is better than the best Last Caress.

**sevend3f**

First Kiss, Fear The Spiky Space Wombles!

Sound advice Dakka!

**Howlingmoon**

Leigen_Zero wrote:Not really related but while reading the thread I happened to notice what my firefox's window bar said:

The random dakka thing at the top has never linked so well with the thread title!

First Kiss - Like G.I Joe with more skulls.

If only Dakka was actually that cool.

**Ediin**

Most epic one so far:
"DakkaDakka-Warhammer 40k Forums-First Kiss | Wargamers do it on the tabletop''

**Snikkyd**

Ediin wrote:Most epic one so far:
"DakkaDakka-Warhammer 40k Forums-First Kiss | Wargamers do it on the tabletop''

**Callum**

Does mah mommy count? But really I have never kissed a girl as they are generally uninterested in me, which boggles me some times.

Also.. when Chuck Norris got his first kiss, the girl died of blunt force trauma from a fist tongue inside his mouth.

**Shaman**

My first kiss was still the best one. Its was exciting not allowed, she was older and she tasted like strawberry.

Go high school dances. Extremely necessary at an all boys school.

**Monster Rain**

Shaman wrote:My first kiss was still the best one. Its was exciting not allowed, she was older and she tasted like strawberry.

That just reminded me of kissing a girl while in an extremely altered state of mind who tasted strongly of a Watermelon lollipop. The whole world consisted of nothing but kissing a beautiful woman and sugary goodness. In my 29 years it may have been the single most glorious moment of my life.