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2010/02/14 22:18:08
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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"First Kiss | I'm wearing boots of escaping"
How appropriate. 
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2010/02/15 00:29:05
Subject: First Kiss
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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mine says(after i refresed twice)
first kiss- you know your supposed to be paainting.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/15 00:35:35
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Our forums 'run hot'.
It IS getting a little steamy in here...
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2010/02/15 00:56:32
Subject: First Kiss
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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First Kiss - Home of the Fzorgle.
Triggerbaby would enjoy this thread.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/02/15 00:58:38
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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This thread is now about what your page header says.
"You better boost before you post."
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2010/02/15 01:29:55
Subject: First Kiss
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Kanluwen wrote:This thread is now about what your page header says.
"You better boost before you post."
Toy Soldiers for *real* men
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"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
 Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
 Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
 Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with!  |
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2010/02/15 02:38:07
Subject: First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Hah! Mine now says:
First Kiss- If you can't find 'that guy', you are 'that guy."
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/02/15 02:53:13
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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...Awwwwkward.
"See Dick play. See Dick roll. See Dick lose it. Don't be a dick."
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2010/02/15 02:58:18
Subject: First Kiss
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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first kiss- wargamers do it on the tabletop.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/02/15 03:36:57
Subject: First Kiss
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Huge Hierodule
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First Kiss- an Island of sanity in the chaos of Microsoft internet Explorer.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2010/02/15 03:44:17
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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It's better to look good than to play good.
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2010/02/15 03:44:39
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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Now its "New software, same great taste."
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 Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/02/15 03:50:02
Subject: First Kiss
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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First Kiss | "See Dick play..."
I stopped reading after that point.
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2010/02/15 04:04:13
Subject: First Kiss
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Frst Kiss | Total! Maximum! Violence! Now!
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Check out my blog at:http://ironchaosbrute.blogspot.com.
Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
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2010/02/15 04:05:16
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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My first kiss was in year 11, soaking wet after getting caught in the rain walking to the train station. It reads better than it actually was, it was a really filthy train station and she was dating someone else at the time, and he was a pretty cool guy.
Edit - First Kiss - We just failed our frenzy check.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/15 04:05:42
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2010/02/15 04:10:05
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Dakka Veteran
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First Kiss - "I'm Wearing Boots of escaping!"
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/02/15 04:11:43
In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/15 04:14:26
Subject: First Kiss
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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First Kiss: We give you a 2+ Armor save against sucking.
I LOVE Dakka!!!!!!!
M.
Edit: Now it says Don´t bother we got an Holofield!
M.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/15 04:15:20
Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/02/15 04:27:20
Subject: First Kiss
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Dankhold Troggoth
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Kanluwen wrote:Our forums 'run hot'.
It IS getting a little steamy in here...
I got that one, too 
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2010/02/15 04:34:51
Subject: First Kiss
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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Now this ones good.
First Kiss-Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.
These keep getting better and better.
EDIT: Now its "Eldrad is there for you"
These are getting wierd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/15 04:42:09
Deathskulls
Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/02/15 04:36:23
Subject: First Kiss
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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So l33t we spell it "elite".
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2010/02/15 04:46:19
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Executing Exarch
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My first kiss was actually with 2 women.  It was in Interlaken, Switzerland and it was my 17th birthday. Both of them were gorgeous European women, don't worry they shaved , and they were just excited that it was my birthday. I even remember their names, Birgit who was from Italy (strangely enough), and Anna who was from Austria. They were both lovely ladies, and very enjoyable company.
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
 WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2010/02/15 04:47:46
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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My first(and only)kiss was at a school party when I was 13, we kissed real quick in the gym, and then again outside waiting for my parents. Anyway girl didn't last long as she was a complete emo, and after I broke up with her she kept sending me messages saying she was cutting herself. Crazy age 13 is, wonder what goodies lie ahead in my 14th year.
My page says: First kiss-Classic grey and gold, baby.
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2010/02/15 04:53:14
Subject: First Kiss
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Dakka Veteran
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Jeez, pay attention guys. Thread = change.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/15 10:45:40
Subject: First Kiss
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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First Kiss : You attack the darkness.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/02/15 19:44:04
Subject: First Kiss
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RogueSangre
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Washington D.C, 7th grade field trip, in front of the largest phallic symbol in the country.
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2010/02/15 20:36:32
Subject: First Kiss
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Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster
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First Kiss - Global Recession?
Who knew the economy was so fragile?
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2010/02/15 20:39:43
Subject: First Kiss
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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First Kiss - There is no "I" in Dakka.
Hmm.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2010/02/15 22:03:07
Subject: Re:First Kiss
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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JEB_Stuart wrote:My first kiss was actually with 2 women. It was in Interlaken, Switzerland and it was my 17th birthday. Both of them were gorgeous European women, don't worry they shaved , and they were just excited that it was my birthday. I even remember their names, Birgit who was from Italy (strangely enough), and Anna who was from Austria. They were both lovely ladies, and very enjoyable company.
A: They shaved what?
B: That is the greatest story I've ever heard. I've had similar experiences, but that was in Thailand and cost money. And let me head you off at the pass and say that they were female and over 18.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2010/02/16 02:38:05
Subject: First Kiss
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Up in your base, killin' all your doods.
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First Kiss-The word's leading producer of Dakka.
Interpret that as you must........
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Deathskulls
Logan Grimnar's Great Company
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2010/02/16 03:20:22
Subject: First Kiss
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Fireknife Shas'el
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First Kiss - You attack the darkness.
Sounds rather disturbing.
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