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In a galaxy far far away, two people had sex, and a creature named Shas'o vera was brought into existence. Although this was no ordinary creature, for the Master Jedi Obi-wan Kenobi foresaw a disturbance in the force. Many years later, this creature grew into maturity. Being drawn ever closer to what most would call and consider heresy, or blasphemy this creature felt that the true Imperium of Man should be led by pelvic thrusting. Avoiding the Commissariat and others who would put down his beliefs with a bolt round to the head, he acquired a small retinue of followers. As this retinue traveled the galaxy their retinue grew with people who believed their beliefs and Ideals. Many years later, finally with their retinue strong enough. They began waging war with the Imperium of Man. The fighting during this time was the most brutal and fierce as the Loyalists and Thrusters waged war for the Galaxy. It is the 41st Millennium and there is only War.



This is an sign-up game only. If you post and are not listed to participate your posts will be completely ignored. PM me if you wish to join and I will update the rosters and then you may join.


Loyalists
Commissar NIkev - Knights of Nucia, Steel of Razengoar, Angels of Ordain , Isha's Last Hope(Eldar)
raptor8 - 1st Cadian Assault Regiment
Darkvoidof40k - Volcarth regiment of Imperial Guard
Caelun Niveus - Kabal Wolf Pack
Coc0loc0 - Crimson Fists
Gregerson - Space Wolves
fallen_wolfborn - Sons of Steel, Lupran Nordic 1st, 2nd and 3rd Regiments of the IG,Eldar and Tau alliance of Vaulkara Prima
The Glass Ninja - Fist of Sammarath and Emperor's Fist
HaloNachos - The Kyrie 15th Assault Brigade

Thrusters
Munch Munch - Hive Fleet Thruster, Craftworld Thrustian, and Angels Enthrusting
Maverick - 42nd Elysian Drop Thrusters, Second Titan Pelvis Legion
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd - 63rd Thrustican Armoured Regiment , Tau Thrust FOrce of the Sept of Giggity'ora
Commissar Wolfie - Ork hordes of Warboss Thrustgot, Chaos chapter of The Fallen Pelvic, Space wolves Chapter of The Furry Thrusters and Tau of Sept Thrustins Majoris under Commander Thrusticus
Scrazza - 17th Khazak thruster regiment
Mozzyfozzy - Slaanesh's Rejects

Miscellaneous Factions
Scorpionov - Blood Champions

Gods
Shas'o Vera - Daemonic armies of thrust

Nikev, you seem to have forgotten my thrust guard of the planet of phallis.

Nikev, ridon fox hasnt sent a message yet

PM'd

PM'd (about 30 minutes prior to this post )

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Ready to fight on your command shas'o vera.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:PM'd (about 30 minutes prior to this post )

Who ya fighting for boy?

PM'd joining my thrustering brothers. FOR THE ALL MIGHTY THRUSTER!!!

shas'o vera wrote:Nikev, you seem to have forgotten my thrust guard of the planet of phallis.

Being seen as a False God, you have pretty much all kinds of military at your disposal, so I just said Horde instead of listing.

but I'll add your Personal Bodyguard regiment on...just for you

Right, Well tomorrow I probably won't be on till late. So, you guys can either begin the bonbardlements or if you want I can summon a intro story other than the one that would actually be an introduction to the fighting and 'story'.......choice is all up to you guys.....I'll check back tomorrow to see your answer.


Also, as seeing this is a comical thread. I suggest that the Thrusters make more comical names for their armies. If you look at Munch Munch's army list you'll see his custom names, I would personally find it more hilarious to see more names like that This Disregards Loyalists though, as not being of such heretical nature our names must be pure and true to the God Emperor of Mankind

I vote for a proper intro story.

^ this

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Ribon Fox wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:I vote for a proper intro story.

I too vote for this

*thrusts* i thrust for this option

*Anti thrusts* While voting for the above

Out of interest as I'm a heretical loyalist do I get to name my army?

Yes, you have to PM NIkev though. Also, we should have this take place in a single solar system IMO, otherwise it'll become WTFconfuzzlation soon enough.

Nikev, my armies are the 63rd thrustican armoured regiment (attatched to the Tanith First and Only) and the Tau Thrust Force of the sept of Giggity'ora.

42nd Elysian Drop Thrusters, at your service, sah!

Caim had never been the most loyal of Imperial Citizens, but he was thankful for all that the Emperor had Provided and would never abandon him. He had just finished work and was heading home. On his way home, he decided to take the short way, only to find that there was construction. "Dammit" he cursed under his breath "Guess I'll take the long way, at least I can get myself a nice drink on the way.". Walking home, he came upon his favorite drink shop only to find that it was closed due to vandalism. "Damn!" he shouted, kicking the door. When he hit the door, it cracked a little releasing a odd sound from inside the shop. Knowing far better than to go investigate, curiosity overcame him. Forcing the door open as quickly and quietly as he could, he shuffled inside. Sneaking to the back of the room, he saw the most horrendous thing he could ever see in 3 eldar lifetimes. Terrified he ran from the building and straight to the nearest Commissariat Building.



3 Years Later
"HOLD THE EMPEROR DAMNED LINE YOU DOGS!" Commissar Zek Shouted at the men by his sides. "LET NOT ONE OF THESE HEAT-" A bright flash appeared through the commissar's head and showered the guardsmen by his sides. Horrified by this, the surrounding guardsmen were frozen with terror as the Banner of the Arch-Enemy charged forward.



Pulling back his scope from killing the commissar, Munch Munch! sat back and watched the banners showing their Pelvic thrusting lord. He switched on his micro-bead"All forces, move up and destroy the fools." Watching in pleasure as the armies of the Thrusting lord overtook the imperial position Munch Munch began doing his thrusting prayer.


Months Later - Moments before the current time
Fleet Commander Ribon Fox stood in the command bridge of his ship, reviewing the information with the other Commanders. "First we strike here" Ribon pointed to the planet Thrustabon, "Once we have secured that planet we will proceed to clease the rest of the galaxy. Then we will move on to the next." The Commanders acknowledged the orders. "We arrive planet fall in 2 hours" With that the Commanders went off to prep their armies and machines of war.



Current time - Planet Side

In the town of Giggity Gig-Gig the citizens looked upon the sky to see the landers crash down upon the ground to releasing the Imperial Loyalists to charge down into the town and retake the city. With the City being taken, The Loyalist Imperial army take to taking the next town, Thrustonicon.






{OOC - So there it is.......the Loyalists are going to attack the town, while you Thrusters Defend......we'll go from there with the planet and all that Jazz

Town of Thrustonicon

Warmaster Maverick (Full title; Lord Solar Major Emperor Colonel-Commissar-Castellan of Terra's Generals, Maverick XIV) of the Thrust-corps, Military Commander and Supreme Strategist to Thrust-Lord Vera, spoke quickly. The so-called loyalist army was approaching, fast.

He turned to Munch, Vera's second in command.

"Lord Munch, we have enemy forces advancing at us from across the river. I have sent word for the Angels Enthrusting to blow the bridges, and for the other commanders to prepare for a counter thrust, to catch the enemy off guard."

Munch stared out of the peep-hole in the makeshift bunker, where the generals would plan their moves against the nay-sayers. He watched all the destruction and bodies, wondering why these so-called loyalists fought for a horrible dictatorship. The Emperor had wished for a peaceful empire, where everyone's voice would be heard. This was what pelvic thruster movement stood for. To be able to do what you like, as a free citizen. And surely there was nothing better than the friendship of your fellow pelic-thrusters.

"Excellent." He replied to Maverick, the lead general and a masterful tactician.
"Is there any word from the others? When can we expect reinforcments? We're losing men out there!"

Nikev looked out amongst the battle, the Heretics where determined. They had put up very powerful defenses around the town of Thrusticon. Nikev looked to his Adjutant Bantine "Call in the Angels of Ordain".

Ludd enters the bunker, auto-pistol drawn, greatcoat flapping in a heroic manner with a large cut on the side of his face...

"The time has come to thrust"

The Angels Screeched over the Loyalist army and began unloading their ordinance amongst the Thrusting armies defenses. As the Angels finished dropping their ordinance they turned tail and began leaving the battlefield to resupply.

"NOW IS THE TIME!" Nikev shouted arriving to the second line. "IT IS TIME TO TAKE THESE THRUSTING HERETICS! CHARGE!" NIkev burst from cover with the guardsmen around him and charged into the fray.

Munch knew Ludd entered the bunker before he even turned around.
"Ludd! Thank Emperor! Did you bring the reinforcemnets? These bastards just keep coming and coming!"
He turned around, and noticed the big gnarly scar on his face.
"Oh my! What happened!?!"

Those fething anti-thrusters intercepted us on the way from the southern encampments, but we gave em hell in return

My Lord's i am here and ready for battle. The Ork hordes of Warboss Thrustgot await to be unleashed on the right flank. The chapter of The Fallen Pelvic await orders on the left flank. And The Tau under commander Thrusticus and the Chapter of The Furry Thrusters with chapter master Thrustus Maximus await orders to rapid deploy where needed to support the lines. Send me where i am needed my lords. I shall help to enlighten these poor misbegotten Fethers as to the power of the Thrusting movement. My bolt pistol and my power axe shall sing the thrusting praises this day. ONWARD TO VICTORY MY FELLOW THRUSTERS!

I have under my command 4 cadres of my Tau auxiliries, A full 'thruster's fist' tank company with supporting long thrust artillery battery, 1000 eager guardsmen and a small contigent of stealthy Tanithy thrusty goodness. Also I have manta's waiting on my command in low orbit...