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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:16:22
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd looked at the vox system on his wrist, Maverick was trying to contact him... he sent a communique on the vox.
"You left me to die Maverick, if you had known the pain I felt in that warp born hell... But now, now I am stronger. Why do you automatically assume that I fight for you?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:19:57
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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"How do i know i can trust you heretic?!" Coc0 said in his metallic voice through the built in communications network.
"HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT JUST TRYING TO MAKE US RUN TO OUR DEATHS?!" He said angrily
In anger he slammed his claw on the ground. The cave shook and some pieces of rock fell from the ceiling.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:22:58
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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OOC- who was that aimed at Coc0?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:23:51
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - Maverick, as far as i know i haven't had vox contact with you ludd. ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:28:45
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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OOC- aw, shame.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:30:00
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - i doubt you even have my vox number? its 0900-killthethrusters
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:49:31
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - hmmm... Maverick is offline. I doubt he'll answer my vox now
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 18:51:04
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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OOC- Damn it...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 19:04:14
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - now we're kinda stuck in the storyline
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 19:06:39
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - or are we?
Coc0 heard nothing but static on the vox, the rising of the beast had messed up planetary communication.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/03 21:03:22
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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TGN joined hands with Midena "my daughter give me your power enough to make me strong enough to defeat the thrust lord then continue my work if i do not return" " yes father" she replied. He placed his terminator helmet on his head, drew his nemesis force sword , pulled on his jump pack, ordered the GK terminators around them to be ready. and knelt in front of a golden statue of the Emperor. Then after saying his prayers his eyes flashed blue and he and his terminator companions vanished to reappear billion's of miles away in front of the demon lord Hardiferous prepared for BATTLE!!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/04 16:39:51
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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The glass ninja wrote:TGN joined hands with Midena "my daughter give me your power enough to make me strong enough to defeat the thrust lord then continue my work if i do not return" " yes father" she replied. He placed his terminator helmet on his head, drew his nemesis force sword , pulled on his jump pack, ordered the GK terminators around them to be ready. and knelt in front of a golden statue of the Emperor. Then after saying his prayers his eyes flashed blue and he and his terminator companions vanished to reappear billion's of miles away in front of the demon lord Hardiferous prepared for BATTLE!!!!
The irony of your rank being "Loud Voiced Agitator" is just too funny not to point out...
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/04 21:16:13
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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why?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/05 00:51:08
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maverick wrote:
The irony of your rank being "Loud Voiced Agitator" is just too funny not to point out...
You lost me here, over my head with your intentions of this comment
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/05 12:12:44
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Maverick wrote:
The irony of your rank being "Loud Voiced Agitator" is just too funny not to point out...
You lost me here, over my head with your intentions of this comment
...I'd explain it, but I'd just sound like i'd been dropped as a baby.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/06 03:47:30
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/07 17:02:26
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC - i think the above just kinda killed the thread
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/07 22:18:51
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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no no i will die and come back
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/08 00:17:56
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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(OOC - I hope you didn't have intentions on even injuring the Pelvic Lord Hardiferous either. because then I'd have to counter that....and we both know that I'm not in the mood to counter anything right now. But don't try, because I will.
and no Coc0loc0, the thread isn't dead....I'm merely too bored to push it forward and everyone else is apparently to bored/lazy to continue it either)
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/08 02:48:02
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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Craxas & his war-band were marching steadily when they felt the shock-wave pass through them a few marines collapsed on to the muddy floor Craxas himself almost fell over if not for the old tree that had been conveniently there for him to lean on.
Marine: What was what that?....
Craxas:.... must of been some foul slaaneshe ....thing, we must make haste towards the sewers if we to get what we came for & get out.
Marine: My lord that shock-wave knocked out all our electronics..my Heads up display is gone.
Craxas: then we have to navigate this jungle by the map...hand it me now!!......Men we move out single file i'll lead move out, if you become lost your on your own.
With that Craxas kept on marched through the jungle it would be many miles before they could reach the sewer entrance
Coc0loc0 wrote:(OOC - i still cry inside, beholding scorpionovs grammar. I think we should start ignoring posts with horrible grammar, i haven't ever come to read an entire post of his, but stopped reading at the second line.)
Man i will piss on your grammar & if you don't like my grammar you can KISS MY ASS
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/08 10:46:17
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Above post=  /
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/08 10:46:32
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/08 11:33:48
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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TGN saw the demon lord and knew he would die, he knew he had made a mistake. He knew these things even as he used his jump pack to fly towards the demon he hacked and slashed at the thing but it just healed and one more thing he knew when he felt one of the demons tentacles punch through his body was that this was not done, this was not finished for before him he saw a golden giant smiling and with his last ounce of strength teleported him and the still living Grey knight's away from that place. he didn't know where he just did it .
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/09 20:15:48
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd opened up the vox. "Maverick, do not ignore me. You left me to die, why should I work for you? Why do you assume we are on the same side?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 05:53:34
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Ferocious Blood Claw
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ooc: Scorpionov, i almost died of laughter at that stament above.
ooc:Yeesh nikev what the hel is wrong with you, i guess, we all need to take a break from this thread, and recollect ourselves. Also..... ah, hel i dont know, well maybe its time to finish this thread. Just my opinnion.
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Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d . |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 15:11:55
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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(OOC - sorry for not posting in a while - have had a bit of a crazy time recently and this week in particular. I'm not going to lie, I neither remember most of my evenings, and it was CERTAINLY NOT, under any circumstances, alcohol instigated.)
Ludd, this is Maverick. I don't think you have a choice in the "alliances" matter, today. Not only am I your senior commanding officer, you can surely realise for yourself how deep in it we all are, this time around. Rally the troops, your orders are active. Happy hunting, friend."
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 15:14:29
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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"HAHA, Got you Maverick, High Five old Buddy. Now then, what've you done with the 63rd? And where do you want me?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/11 19:08:40
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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OOC- I so wanted to post something along the lines of "hey Ludd, Maverick hasn't done anything with them, but i might have" But it would have been completly out of character. Anyway, moving swiftly onwards...
Before Mozzyfuzzy had time to do something mildly Slaanesh like *ahem*, a cultist ran over to him and blurted out (in the really annoying Dark crusade voice) "The ardent warriors of khorne have arrived and appear to have targetted our warband"
Mozzyfuzzy smirked "The fools. Well if a fight is what they are looking for then, a fight we shall give them, untill they realise that their... crusade... was a waste of their time and will only result in their blood being spilt and their souls sent to Slaanesh for what pitiful pleasure he will derive from them. Get the sacrifices ready. they will get more than they bargained for" Mua ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaah (etc)
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Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/12 20:36:00
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Coc0 reactivated his HUD and contacted maverick. When the warlord answered it he spoke:
"Maverick, dire times are afoot. This beast is larger than i could ever comprehend. In this darkness i see no reason for us fighting while this daemon lives. Therefor, me and my Fist forces are at your service. Don't think this alliance is permanent though. Once that beast falls i will strike you down myself."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 11:16:51
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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OOC: no, don't die thread!
Ludd strode towards the 63rd, greeting the familiar faces that welcomed him back to the camp. The regiment was just over half strength, and Ludd felt a keen loss for the men no longer in their billets. However, we must be strong to face the monstrosity Ludd thought.
"Mount up men, we're off to kill a beast."
Ludd sent a communique to Maverick
Just like old times hey, where do you want me?
With that, Ludd clambered onto his replacement command LRBT, rutilus ictus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 12:42:22
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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OOC: *jumps in* has anyone won yet?
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