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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 12:57:49
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Silence heretic, you cannot stop us
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 15:04:46
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Silence heretic, you cannot stop us
-shoots Ludd-
JUST DID. Bwa-hawr-hawr.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 15:06:56
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Lludd throws up psychic shield stopping the bullets. "Leave us Dark, finish the GOWAB Event"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 15:25:10
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Lludd throws up psychic shield stopping the bullets. "Leave us Dark, finish the GOWAB Event" You mean START, no? Anyway, giving Ludd the metaphorical finger (no offense dude  ), I sit atop an imaginary hill and with my binoculars of reading, watch this thread for people who might actually answer my question I posed upon returning.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 17:11:41
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Nobody's won but it turns out that we were all on the same team all along.
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Brb learning to play.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 17:21:38
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Nobody's won but it turns out that we were all on the same team all along.
/mind explodes
You..you mean like the puritan and radical inquisitors? Man those guys fail..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 19:53:38
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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The Wolfborn signaled to the confused vox operator, who handed him the headset, saying "The intercepts are saying that there is a massive daemonic creature out there in the field. The heretics are joining with our forces to destroy it."
A dark wolfish grin appeared on his face. "This is the commander of the forces under the hills. Where do you want us, Lords of the Imperium?"
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/14 00:04:55
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Lord Maverick awoke... and was still pissed, a good twelve hours after he stopped drinking... and passed back into happy, glorious ether.
(OOC - that's a fortnight solid of boozing. I'm also now going away for a week posting with the RAF, and as such, won't be back on for a week. Enjoy life until I return, probably still drunk, and a little more professionally satisfied. xD)
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/14 15:10:12
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Swatting squadrons of interceptors out of the skies with mere flicks of his fingers Hardiferous could feel how many souls were on this planet. He smiled at the thought of what he would do to them.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/15 06:53:42
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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Craxas was caught off-guard on the way to the sewer a slaneeshe cult laid an ambush and he and his troops fell for it, luckily there was plenty of cover they were pinned down by constant lasgun & bolter fire Craxas occasionally managed to pop out of cover to nail a few cultists in the head with his bolt pistol but no matter how many they killed more came into the fray
Marine: My lord we cant keep this up forever our bolters are slowly running out of ammo.
Craxas: There is no other way but forward, Khorne demands their skulls!
Marine: we have spotted a predator coming our way, we don't have any anti-tank equipment to deal with it
Craxas: ah...gak......hmmmm......
Marine: What is it my lord?
Craxas: see that las cannon over there, if we can capture it before the predator arrives it will be much easier to defeat...tell the men to charge
Marine: Very well my lord
Before the marine could relay the message to everyone he was shot in the head by a stray bolter round amongst the many wizzing las fire.
His armoured corpse crashing into the muddy ground "Useless" Craxas Thought He then relayed the message though his comlink "Men we charge now & take the lascannon do not fail me...
The blood champion marines burst out of their cover spots & blindly charged the entrenched enemy although some were cut down by accurate las-fire they managed to reach their trenches & the slaughter began although very brave & resilient the cultists were no match for the berserk khornite marines as they cut down dozens of cultists & even slaneeshe chaos marines who were unlucky enough the get in melee combat with them.
Having acquired the lascannon the blood-champion marines could hear the unmistakable sound of a predator approaching "Get that lascannon ready, everyone else move to cover!" Craxas roared
Three marines manned the lascannon rotating & position the heavy gun at the source of the rumbling approach of the predator. "Not yet..." Craxas said the rumbling got louder & closer "not yet...." The rumbling got closer & closer "NOW!!!" Craxas roared again.
The marines popped out of their cover & pelted the predator with bolter fire & grenades but was not in range of the lascannon yet it took out a few marines with it's main cannon & bolter guns but it was distracted by flanking marines when it came into the view of the lascannon which opened continuous fire the laser easily burning through its hull a lucking grenade toss by a marine manged to cripple the predator from the inside out leaving a smoking heap of metal.
Marine: My lord look there is the sewer entrance!
Craxas: Good very good guard my flank while i get this door open.
Craxas walked to the it had a computerized lock which needed something... he cautiously stepped on the pad & immediately several wires plugged into his armour interfacing with the console after a few moments of entering codes & passwords the door was opened & the blood champions rushed though
ooc: to be continued
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/16 15:18:12
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Coc0 charged forward through the ranks of lesser daemons of the thruster lord. On top of the dreadnought sat captain ladunov, taking out daemon after daemon with his sniper rifle. They were going to show hardiferous that the imperium will not falter without a fight.
Meanwhile on mount pelverest's high ridges the rest of the crimson fist forces were advancing. They had received orders to set up a command post on the mountain's summit. From there the two conjoined forces of thrusters and anti-thrusters could operate safely and somewhat out of reach of the lord.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 11:49:06
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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OOC: dont die on me thread! where is everyone? we need new members of pelvichammer!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 15:26:24
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Distorted screaming came over the vox channels on several frequencies. "Repeat that command, we require orders and targeting parameters. Do you copy, over?"
Commissar Solkan was getting desperate. 'Where the hell is TGN, or anybody for that matter?' he thought to himself in the chill of the caverns.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 20:08:09
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Ladunov heard Solkan's voice on the vox and turned on his earbead.
"Solkan, this is Ladunov, captain of the Crimson Fists 6th company. What is your status? Over."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 23:28:02
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Looking at the Communications screen from the bridge. Nikev read the messages as they were relayed through text. Picking up the mic he spoke words that he was told never to say, but he was forced to under these circumstances. "This is Commander NIkev to all of the Loyalist or Thruster Forces, move to the seeping forest. Rescue is awaiting all forces there. This world is lost. We must save all we can for a better strike to destroy this Abomination!"
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/19 00:05:36
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Commissar NIkev wrote: move to the seeping forest.
OOC- Gross.
IC- "Thank the Emperor! Somebody out there at least. I'm part of a coalition force sheltering in the caverns in
the sides of the valley. Just over 2500 Guardsmen, 106 Astartes and a small armoured strike force of Eldar and Tau.
Few injured but we need air cover to clear out for extraction. Do you copy that command?"
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/19 02:00:52
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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"That is a negative, I am sorry. The best we can do is cover you from the tree line. But once you are in the tree line, keep heading deeper into the forest where it is most moist.There will be a large platform pad, hidden but large enough to hold a platoon. Stand on the pad and You will then be teleported to a safer area. I Repeat, Infantry Fire Support from Treeline is all you can get. Venture into the forest until you reach the Platform to be brought to the safe zone."
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/19 09:08:59
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Solkan sighed. It was better than nothing. "Copy that command. Over and out." He switched out the vox and turned to another frequency.
"Solkan to Cavers. We are getting out now. Have the formations ready to move by 0700." He turned to the Wolfborn and bowed.
"My lord, I request that you do the same." The tall figure nodded and relayed orders to his lieutenants. Solkan was pretty sure the Eldar
already knew.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/19 10:04:53
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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Coc0 reading all this on his display contacted Nikev and said:
"Nikev, if you want me to get out of this hellhole i charged into you better send me a dropship to pick me up! And also, all my Fist forces are at the summit of mount pelverest setting up a base camp!"
Not waiting for Nikev to answer Coc0 then contacted one of his his last remaining battle barge in orbit (OOC - Yes, its still there. But its just unarmed and heavily damaged.)
"This is commander Coc0, are your teleportation systems still operational?"
"Sorry M'lord, nothing is. Life support is barely holding out and engines have been turned off to power that." answered the fleet commander.
"Well Ladunov, its seems we're taking a stroll to the seeping forest." Said coc0 and turned around.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/20 03:19:59
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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NIkev picked the mic back up "Uhhh, thats a negative, as the Flagship isn't in the same planetary zone, we are a good distance away. This ship just has the ability to tap into the Telepad there and to Send the teleportees to its ship-pad. Getting to the Seeping Forest pad is the only way." Finishing his conversation with Coc0loc0, NIkev walked with the generals of the combined armies that survived the Citadel assault and headed for the Telepad. "Well Friends" He said to them "Looks like we're in for a fight."
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/21 17:22:53
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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(OOC - I'm baaaaaack. I swear the accom at RAF coningsby is worse than vietnam.)
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/23 21:33:56
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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OOC: I PM'd Nikev and he said he was okay with me joining. He has my army name and said he would update th roster soon to include my guys.
IC:
"We're here" Captain Marsle said over the intercom.
The troop carrier "Benign Interdiction" exited the warp as it approached Thrustabon. The captain looked through the deck windows and spotted a wrecked craft floating in orbit around the planet and saw the lack of the other craft that were supposed to be arriving along with them.
"Sir, we just got a message from 'Emperor's Thumb'," the servitor began mechanically "it states that the other craft in the fleet were moved towards a higher status threat, we are the only craft that was supposed to continue towards Thrustabon to aid the imperial forces.".
"So, what happened to the other landers?" General Vertol asked the captain as he entered the bridge.
"They were rerouted, we are the only support these men are getting." the Captain responded as he began ordering communications to the wounded vessel floating ahead of them.
The general tapped the Captain on the shoulder to interrupt,
"That vessel looks friendly and hurt, but I want to speak to the commanding officer planetside." General Vertol said plainly. "A certain Commissar Neekev, Nykev, Nikev. Yes, Commissar Nikev. Get him on the vox and tell him the situation with the reinforcements and ask him how we can help. All of our tactical solutions are out the window and we need some new info."
The general tuned around and began walking back to the troop accomadations, noting several of them were completely empty. The Kyrie 15th were a wounded company, the fact that they alone were being sent to aid forces already being attacked on all sides was a joke and James Vertol was not laughing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/25 02:34:23
Subject: Re:PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Eye of Terror
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Craxas ran through the sludge & slimy waters of the underground sewer system, his warband close behind "fire!!" Craxas yelled as they encountered nurgle cultists in these sewers the marines slaughtered the poorly armed cultists in a matter of seconds. As the marines regrouping Craxas walked up to an old map embedded into the stone showing the the many pathways of the sewer system
Craxas: hmmmmm.....
Marine: Do you know where we are my lord?
Craxas: according to this map we are here, but we need to get here under the main palace sewers if we are to get our prize
Marine: but this map was embedded here 2,000 years the system could changed
Craxas: one thing about those backwards morons is they like to keep things the same i'd bet my soul to khorne, however we should expect cultists,mutants & other gak in these sewers. Now lets move out
Craxas moved on with his marines close by as they navigated the treacherous sewer system they found hundreds of small nurgle cults,mutant settlements,sewer monsters,walking undead & eliminated them & destroyed the temples & shrines to nurgle they continued down this pattern of navigating the sewers & eliminating threats until they came upon a walled underground city of nurgle.
Craxas: hold!!
Marine: by Khorne! they have a bloody city down here
Craxas: indeed they do by why don't they infect the surface world?
Marine: I don't know my lord maybe they lack the numbers
Craxas: What ever the case that city stands in our way we must burn it to the ground
just then another marine came up them
Marine: my lord we have walking undead coming up behind us...
ooc: to be continued
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/29 18:15:09
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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TGN and his Grey knight's appeared in a sewer "what the gak" . he looked around and saw some marines down the tunnel to his left but he sensed something different about them "traitors" he yelled and then the shooting and the screams started.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/01 19:44:17
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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joke over. thread unsubscribed.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/01 19:56:23
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Ludd agrees with the above statement
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/01 22:24:55
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Ehh, its up to you guys mostly to end it....all you need to do is get to a safe zone and be teleported out of there. Then thats it.......Thread will be over.....
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/02 08:48:56
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Hmmm, I'm feeling like a little plot twist before I quit this RPG.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/02 21:45:46
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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(OOC - Yeah, the thread is kinda dieing, i say we go out gloriously, kill our character and end with Exterminatus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/09/03 02:27:17
Subject: PelvicHammer- Battle for the Imperium of Man
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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(OOC- well, my character is safe. So feel free to kill your characters if you wish. and the Whole Hardiferous thing WAS the plot twist. so.......as long as it leaves the story open to be continued at a later time(though I doubt it will be) feel free to scrounge up a plot twist. Just don't involve me or who I'm with.)
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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