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Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator





OOC- I will hunt you down and cleans you with psychic flame HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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Damn double post.

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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

OOC- I will RP at some time tonight TGN...

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
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Cool later then (takes out a knife and starts to sharpen it).

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Who wants to know?

OOC- TGN, can I just check, where are you?

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

OOC- OK, I'm tired, TGN isn't online and I can't be bothered anymore, my RPing will happen tomorrow.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator





Sorry i was busy.
   
Made in au
Crazed Spirit of the Defiler




Eye of Terror

IC: Craxas and his men marched through the muddy terrain avoiding the man firefight which seemed to have no end. Craxas suddenly stopped in a small clearing & signaled his men to also stop he had spotted something out his eye, then suddenly they popped out slaneeshe cultists were charging straight towards them Craxas smiled as he unsheathed his chain-axe and swung decapitating the foolish cultists head his warband open fire to wave upon wave of slaneeshe cultists when they got too close his war-band pulled out their melee weapons & started hacking at their hated enemy.

It was a massacre as the cultists were no match for the heavy armed & armored marines they were blindly charging. A short while later the cultists lay dead or dying "there must of been five hundred of them" Craxas thought to himself he had a good service to khorne. "My lord!!!!" One of his marines shouted "What is it worm?" Craxas answered as he strolled towards the marine who seemed to have some sort of map looted from the cultists body.

"look here my lord this map shows us various camp sites of slaneeshe cults fighting the imperials, these people are probably reserve cannon fodder or something... anyway if you look here there seems to be an entrance into the sewers"
Craxas looked as warband "Men we march towards the sewer entrance then we will see where we need to go from there,there are a few slaneeshe camps along the way so their will be battle aplenty.....now march!!!"
with that the khorne warband resumed their march towards the sewer.

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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





As the thunderhawk which had been sent to pick up Coc0 from the cruiser descended. The crimson fists down below were preparing to welcome their captain. On the planet Crimson fist forces were taken under command of captain Ladunov of the tenth company. Even though it seemed that the fists had done nothing while Coc0 was on the mysterious fortress world. They had secretly performed small operations to confuse and disband the thruster chain of command while Maverick hadn't been there to hold them together.

The Thunderhawk's landing gear softly touched the ground as it arrived at the camp. The craft was decorated with golden designs on the wings and cockpit areas.

Steam came out of the sides of the main hatch as it slowly slid open. The crimson fist forces ,standing as organized as they could despite their losses, were surprised to see a small red bar appear in the darkness of the troop compartment. It slowly came closer until eventually the silhouette of a dreadnought became visible.

Out stepped a dreadnought with Coc0 inscribed on the sarcophagus. The troops were surprised; they had expected for their commander to come out in his normal form.

Coc0 gazed upon his men through his HUD. He then put his voice generators as loud as he could get them and spoke, now with better skill at talking through it:

"I have returned, my men! But in a new, more powerful form. I shall still lead you in this dark hour. Though some things i will not be able to do anymore like this. For that i assign captain Ladunov as my permanent second in command during this campaign"
   
Made in nl
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(OOC - i still cry inside, beholding scorpionovs grammar. I think we should start ignoring posts with horrible grammar, i haven't ever come to read an entire post of his, but stopped reading at the second line.)
   
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Who wants to know?

Tristan was one of the crew members on TGN's private ship, at this moment in time, Tristan was running a scan of nearby space and attempting decipher some of the psychic signals emanating from the mysterious forge world. Sudenly a fluctuation appeared on the readout, with red lightning flickering over the scanner. This was odd, the cruiser had state of the art equipment as per TGN's requirements, such a malfunction was unheard of. "Just my luck gak it." Tristan muttered, then, the scanner picked up extreme temperature fluctuation, on the ship itself. (get ready for an obscure internet reference kids!) "HOLY FETH ON A FETHING SANDWICH!" Tristan shouted, the other scanner operators ran over. The scanner was still covered in red lightning and the hold area was at -400 degrees. Then, slowly, writing made itself visible across grainy screen.
I am coming, prepare yourself for the end is nigh

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator





TGN felt the psychic fluctuations all around the ship. "you do not scare me heretic i shall use your skull as a cup after a few modifications of course" .This he transmitted with his mind. He looked over to his daughter Midena. "Do you feel it too my sweet". "Yes father i do" she replied then both there eyes began to glow with blue energy. They were ready for psychic battle.
   
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Who wants to know?

Ludd looked around him, his psychic warp transport had been almost perfectly on target, although it appeared that he was in the hold of the ship. The obligitory temperature decrease caused by such travel did not affect Ludd's newly enhanced figure at all, however his greatcoat was slightly stiff with the cold, and frost could be seen on the fabric. He raised his fingers to his temples, sending a message to those above, he was here and their end was nigh. He pulled out his finely crafted plasma pistol, a gift from whoever had granted him these great powers, he ran his finger down the cold, engraved metal, red lightning glancing onto the tactile surface, Ludd smiled. He replaced the pistol to it's holder, then in a brisk movement, raised his hand to the adamantium reinforced door. Red lightning flew in jagged lines to the door, flinging it outwards as a toddler might to a discarded toy. Ludd was certain of one thing, when he met TGN again, the inquisitor would not win so easily as before...

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator





TGN located the source of the fluctuations, they were in the small cargo hold. "Captain Rainfelt lock down the starboard cargo bay apart from the main corridor i will deal with the intruder myself" he said to the captain " Midena and 1st storm trooper squad with me". With his daughter and stormtroopers he made his way to the cargo bay and what he found there filled him with rage. "Ludd" Ludd stood there red lightning dripping from his fingers elegant plasma pistol clutched in his hand. At the sight of him the stormtroopers went mad and due to their training shot themselves. TGN fired a shot from his inferno pistol catching ludd on the right leg but it merely scorched him so TGN's mouth dropped open and out shot a beam of psychic light hitting ludd square in the chest and throwing him back.

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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Above the Great planet that war was being waged upon, the warp began to ripple and pop. On high in the sky a form was being put into manifestation. It was a massive tunnel-like form that would straighten and become limp. It seemed as though it was, thrusting. At the peak of the tunnel, an explosion of white light blasted from it and threw the ship Flown by Maverick out, into the world's atmosphere.

Directly behind the ship, came a form so horrific that it would want to make the dead commit suicide. Clawing its way out of the Tunnel, Raging Pelvic Lord Hardiferous Launched out of the tunnel with a load of ships behind him.


Smashing onto the ground, Lord Hardiferous look out across the horizon to watch Maverick's ship crash a distance away. He looked to his fleet and simply muttered "They are mine, Kill all others". With their lords orders the ships began assaulting the planet, hunting any and all living creatures that wasn't under their lords command.


[Конец - Почти]
For those of you who don't know Russian(like myself).
The End Is NIGH!

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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Nucia

ALRIGHT ATTENTION!
From here on out, check your damned grammar, I know that personally I don't have the best, BUT DAMMIT ITS LEGIBLE AND I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE TELL ME TO REWRITE(but once)

So from this post on, Check your spelling before posting. Personally, I couldn't care less about who truly owns the English Language.

If I have to award some people with some Grammer-Nazi Badges I will do it. Believe me, they'll have my support so what they say will go.

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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer




Where Eagles Dare.

The Wolfborn saw the stars shooting across the skies towards the valley. These were not stars, he knew that, but they did look like it.
Then he felt something dark emerge in the skies above. Something darker than heresy, if that could be believed. Chaos.
"Commissar Solkan, get your troops underground into the hills! Radio the Vaulkarans and tell them to finish landing their troops." He
turned and saw the Chaplain-Slayer Kolov pulp another of the fleeing heretics. "Kolov! Gather the troops at the entrance to the caverns.
There's enemy forces incoming! Traitors and Warpspawn!" He turned and howled his defiance to the sky, several Marines joining him.

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
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Who wants to know?

Ludd reeled back from the psychic attack, it was powerful, but nothing he couldn't deal with... This was the problem with so called 'witch hunters', they were completely unable to gauge the nature of their foe. Their naiveity would cost them dear he thought, Ludd feigned a collapse, falling to the ground and acting weak when truly he was strong. Just as the stormtroopers cocked their hellguns, Ludd sent a full blast of red lightning down his arms and onto the cold floor. The strange magyks ran along the surface of the metal at blistering speeds, meeting the troopers ankles and wrapping around the mens legs. Then the lines of red light pushed the men into the air before contorting them, bones popped, blood and spinal fluid dripped from the grotesqueries like dew from a petal. Then, seconds later it was over and the mangled figures fell to the ground, Ludd stood to face his opponent.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Coc0 was in council with captain Ladunov, chief librarian Argiban and his most trusted sergeants in their main command center, an old cave in the mountainside close to where the cavern of the space wolves was situated.

Suddenly the sky turned dark red and purple lightning drew across it. The flashes lit up the entire cave. As coc0 treaded towards the entrance following the swift Ladunov he suddenly heard a scream behind him. He turned around and there he saw a horrifying display: Chief librarian Argiban stood there grasping his head tightly with 2 arms. The piping of his psychic hood exploded and red lightning came out of every cavity in his face. He dropped on the ground spasming with the lightning shocking over his entire body. He spoke his final tortured words to the shocked dreadnought with eyes turning yellow:

"It has come! A horror has spawned! Be prepared to meet a new ene-"

His final sentence was cut off by a final large shockwave. His head started to grow and veins could be seen thick and throbbing on his bald head. Then with an enormous lightning wave the veins and his head burst into a warpish whirlwind and the entire electrifying body got stripped of all armour and skin. Then the portal dissolved.

There it lay: a burned, decapitated skeleton, all that was left of once a great hero of the Imperium.

"I will avenge you, my brother. By the emperors air freshener I will..."

He then strode to Ladunov and stared at the sky through his sensor slit. Many technical issues and hostile overloads were detected by his HUD. He switched off his HUD and looked through the slit with his real eyes. He saw imperial navy aircraft being struck by lightning and torn out of the sky. He saw daemonic shapes spawn out of lightning strike terrorizing the dark air. He saw the ground in the valley cracking and enormous daemonically glowing spires spawn from them. But then he saw something that pleased him. He saw the shuttle that Maverick had been on falling from the sky with large flames engulfing it...

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Who wants to know?

OOC- Hey coc0, what's your dreadnought armed with, I'm interested...

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - Hes a Furioso with two built in flamers.
   
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Who wants to know?

OOC- liking it.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - This may change later though. I also had a small idea, what about a space hulk? It would be cool to have a space hulk either just appear above Thrustabon or make it crash down upon its surface. Then we could have some terminator expeditions on it or something.

Also, is Shas'O vera dead or does he, when he comes back in, control the dark lord?

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Who wants to know?

OOC- I think that Vera is trapped inside the beast and can sometimes paritally control the beast... I like being a psyker

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord maverick stood. The hulking form of Lord Hardiferous was visible in the distance.

"Commissar... I think we've got a problem. Get your kit, we're leaving. Another Lord, of another kind comes to claim me."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





"What the gak is that?!" Shouted captain Ladunov as he saw an enormous creature appear on the horizon.

"The horror that has spawned. Imperial prophecies spoke about this moment, it says this about it: "Once a creation shall rise out of shadow. Mighty with power but ideals so shallow. It longs only for a galaxy to devour. When it appears the clock may sound our final hour." It is a verse, this is probably it." Coc0 said.

"Then lets fight it! We are space marines!" A sergeant said.

"We may be space marines, sergeant, but fighting that is suicide. Just it arriving killed our chief librarian. Who knows what else it can do?" Coc0 answered wisely.

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Who wants to know?

OOC- Dun Dun DUUUN!!! nice rhyming Coc0... can't wait to kill TGN
HOLY FETH ON A FETHING SANDWICH! (obscure internet references ftw!)

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick bellowed into his microbead.

"Commander Coc0, do you read me? This is a matter of the greatest urgency. The great Pelvic Lord has returned, and has come for us all. We must all unite to face this common foe. I, as Warmaster of the Thruster forces, reprise my original command. Commander, take the loyalist forces down the centre. Lead a furious charge, and leave nothing standing in your glorious wake!"

Turning to nikev, now.

"Commissar, we must get to my command centre at once."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
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Who wants to know?

Ludd gasped as the huge psykic shockwave from the Pelvic Lord rushed into his mind, he let out a strained gasp and looked into TGN's eyes. He knew full well that the inquisitor was feeling the exact same contrasting emotion in his enhanced brain. "Till we meet again sir." A smile flashed across Ludd's face and anger flashed across TGN's. Suddenly, the room was filled with a rush of air and red lightning. The inquisitor threw up his arm as warp light filled the room, when he lowered it, the Cadet Commissar was gone.
"Feth it!" The inquisitor screamed at the empty room.
Meanwhile, on the planet of the conflict, red lightning flashed along a small part of the ground. Ludd was back to his old battleground, bit different since I was last here he thought, looking at the warp storm filled sky.

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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Lord Maverick crested the hill. He was running faster now, his field greatcoat billowing in the wind, and his medals clanking together as he ran.

"Ludd, godammnit, come in! This is Maverick. Take our forces down the flank - do not fire upon the loyalists - negotiations are in progress. Common foe is the Pelvic Lord's army. Do you read me?"

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
 
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