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Do you know how to make ork heads look more female? Make it less blocky, bigger lower lip?

why would you want to do this...


WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





edit: on the plus side, I've just thought, would a female ork be called a fork?

I normally am welcoming to any ideas, but this is just obscure!!

But, i'll lend my knowledge to you in the hope of helping out.

Less bulky jaw, and softer features. Possibly Lips and hair is a must.

*shudder*

I'm going to assume that this is a "kunnin' plan" on the part of some Blood Axes to disguise their boyz as Sisters of Battle (or "Sistas o' Battle" ), for some hare-brained reason.

In this case, I would suggest using 'Ard Boyz, with two Tankbusta bombs in the chesticular region. Also acceptable here would be Guard helmets or Space Marine shoulderpads (anything round and armored). Then, all you would need is some pink humie face paint, and two Hair Squigs, preferably of the same color. I'd use two Ork Topknots, mounted more like pony-tails. That, to an Ork, should look sufficiently female to fool any "stoopid humie".

"Dey will never see through our disguise, hur, hur, hur!"

Anything else, I would prefer not to think about.

I'd start by looking at the Female Orc Gridiron team from Shadowforge, that should give you an idea. Might even give you some stuff to use as a base for conversions.

Like this:

I thought the reproduce by spores are some crap? Are there females? I'm serious...?

Orks cannot possibly be female.....It's even less likely than female space marines or grey templars. Or male sisters of battle. Or not-gay Tau.



Just put lipstick on them. And other kinds of makeup. Paint their toes.

Byte wrote:I thought the reproduce by spores are some crap? Are there females? I'm serious...?

According to the fluff, Orks have no gender, or genderparts. They do indeed reproduce by spores. At least this is something of a departure from the female space marine threads?

BEWBS!

legoburner wrote:Like this:

My eyes burn and my mind shrivels just looking at this picture......Ahhhhhhhh its my Wife!!!!!

No worse than anime space wolves,female marines, angry marines, etc.

Your money, your models and all that...

Samus_aran115 wrote:Orks cannot possibly be female.....It's even less likely than female space marines or grey templars. Or male sisters of battle. Or not-gay Tau.



Just put lipstick on them. And other kinds of makeup. Paint their toes.

Good stuff.

LordWynne wrote:

legoburner wrote:Like this:

My eyes burn and my mind shrivels just looking at this picture......Ahhhhhhhh its my Wife!!!!!

Dude, I thought it was your wife too!

Seriously OP, what's the plan behind the Question? i'm dying to know!

Go on with your bad self and female orks!

legoburner wrote:Like this:

AHHH! MINE EYES!!!!! THEY BURN!

I agree that less bulky jaws and rounded armor would make them look more female, as to the reproducing by spores that means taht they are all basically genderless so they wouldn't be female just look femine instead of masculine... or more brobably look some horible combination of feminine and masculine.

Tazz Azrael wrote:

legoburner wrote:Like this:

AHHH! MINE EYES!!!!! THEY BURN!

Let's make one thing clear I'm not making female orks neither I'm male orks as they do not exist. I'm just making orks that look like female looking orks (fluff wise they mutated or something).

What I'm trying to avoid is the horrible combination female and male looks.

But here is some pics what I got so far:

Samus_aran115]Orks cannot possibly be female.....It's even less likely than female space marines or grey templars. Or male sisters of battle. Or not-gay Tau

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Just use a male head and add pony tails and lipstick.

I can't believe I just posted that...

Byte wrote:Just use a male head and add pony tails and lipstick.

I can't believe I just posted that...

I can believe it I posted it too.

legoburner wrote:Like this:

What has been seen can not be unseen!!!!!!

It makes you wonder about the dwarfs they killed for those pasties.

Don't forget the Gretchin


Blood Bowl is wierd >_>

For laughs I guess you could have some orks in drag. Green stuff a human scalp wig and paint some lipstick and garish makeup on them.

But to be honest orks in drag...

It burns! Bad!

illuknisaa wrote:Let's make one thing clear I'm not making female orks neither I'm male orks as they do not exist. I'm just making orks that look like female looking orks (fluff wise they mutated or something).

What I'm trying to avoid is the horrible combination female and male looks.

But here is some pics what I got so far:

But why? Adding two blobs of green stuff as breasts isn't really going to cut it. You did great modelling there, but I still wonder what's your motivation. As for now it's still just looking like a post-op ork.

Now if it's an attempt to incorporate a LGBT perspective into the wargaming community, sure I'm all for it. Just make it clear from the start.

Byte wrote:Just use a male head and add pony tails and lipstick.

I can't believe I just posted that...

I just can't do that because it would look like 8$ hooker or somebody's wife.

Thortek wrote:

What has been seen can not be unseen!!!!!!

Not only this is off topic but also in bad grammar. Please no more these kinds of posts.





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pixelpusher wrote:

illuknisaa wrote:Let's make one thing clear I'm not making female orks neither I'm male orks as they do not exist. I'm just making orks that look like female looking orks (fluff wise they mutated or something).

What I'm trying to avoid is the horrible combination female and male looks.

But here is some pics what I got so far:

But why? Adding two blobs of green stuff as breasts isn't really going to cut it. You did great modelling there, but I still wonder what's your motivation. As for now it's still just looking like a post-op ork.

Now if it's an attempt to incorporate a LGBT perspective into the wargaming community, sure I'm all for it. Just make it clear from the start.

I know thats why I'm asking:

illuknisaa wrote:Do you know how to make ork heads look more female? Make it less blocky, bigger lower lip?

And who cares about my motivation (I know I don't) it has nothing with the topic.

Not going to easy because Orks features are like a hyper male exaggeration of human features.

Females usually have a smaller less developed skull, but it is still proportioned very much the same. Healthy (good looking) female will still have a strong chin and brow etc...

Typically though females will have a much shorter philtrum, smaller nostrils, and less pronounced jaw muscles. They would usually have slightly rounder eye sockets and a less pronounced brow ridge too.

I really have no idea how you would do all this with orks. I think I would be tempted to just go with eye liner and lipstick, and maybe smooth out some of the neck muscles and stuff so they look less manly.

illuknisaa wrote:

Byte wrote:Just use a male head and add pony tails and lipstick.

I can't believe I just posted that...

I just can't do that because it would look like 8$ hooker or somebody's wife.

Thortek wrote:

What has been seen can not be unseen!!!!!!

Not only this is off topic but also in bad grammar. Please no more these kinds of posts.





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pixelpusher wrote:

illuknisaa wrote:Let's make one thing clear I'm not making female orks neither I'm male orks as they do not exist. I'm just making orks that look like female looking orks (fluff wise they mutated or something).

What I'm trying to avoid is the horrible combination female and male looks.

But here is some pics what I got so far:

But why? Adding two blobs of green stuff as breasts isn't really going to cut it. You did great modelling there, but I still wonder what's your motivation. As for now it's still just looking like a post-op ork.

Now if it's an attempt to incorporate a LGBT perspective into the wargaming community, sure I'm all for it. Just make it clear from the start.

I know thats why I'm asking:

illuknisaa wrote:Do you know how to make ork heads look more female? Make it less blocky, bigger lower lip?

And who cares about my motivation (I know I don't) it has nothing with the topic.

Ok, first of all... If you post something on here looking for feedback... don't get all pissy when you get feedback that you do not agree with.

It is going to happen.....Deal with it.

Second...
If you can't answer simple questions in a civil manner... ala what IS the motivation behind Gs'ing bewbs on an ork... then perhaps you shouldn't ask in the first place. All you are going to accomplish doing this is turning this thread into a flame war. Dakka members are more then happy to take you down a peg or two if you act like a 4th point of contact.

Just a few things to think about.