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Hello,
In my case it was fairly recent, we had the scars of something release, and I was building a ampitheater. As I was doing this I heard wierd grunts coming from the front, so walking around the corner I see one of our regulars hitting himself in the throat , and turning a strange color of red. I put down my tools and was going to ask huim what was going on but he attacked the store owner, in a sort of slaping motion. I told him to stop, he didn't so I then asked the owner to step out of the way and put him in a choke and escorted him out. He was banned after this. Now I want to hear your stories, I am used to theft and such as I have seen that alot (sadly). So things other than that

Seen a boy play who when ever the opponent said he was going to do something he would reply "WELL I'M GOING TO DO (Insert action here)"

Eventually his opponent beat him but he was so enraged because he thought he had won - he had deep striked his termis into the right position and had just destroyed 2 tanks. After a few seconds of watching his face get brighter he threw his dice at the opponent, packed up and left.

His opponent just laughed and said cool, free dice then challenged the next guy.

I haven't seen many bad games at all, just the ones when people go through me before the match because my models are not WYSIWYG. I mean I do make a point of asking if it is okay to use them well in advance if they challenge me outside of a gaming area.

I once saw a guy make his Space Wolves make out.

....It was me.

Ok,
that is just wierd, I am assuming you were bored? However the look on your oponnets face I am sure was priceless

He was traumatized by the "yiffing"

I'm the strange one in the group.

Shadowbrand wrote:He was traumatized by the "yiffing"

I'm the strange on in the group.

You don't say.

Hello,
In my case it was fairly recent, we had the scars of something release, and I was building a ampitheater. As I was doing this I heard wierd grunts coming from the front, so walking around the corner I see one of our regulars hitting himself in the throat , and turning a strange color of red. I put down my tools and was going to ask huim what was going on but he attacked the store owner, in a sort of slaping motion. I told him to stop, he didn't so I then asked the owner to step out of the way and put him in a choke and escorted him out. He was banned after this. Now I want to hear your stories, I am used to theft and such as I have seen that alot (sadly). So things other than that

Most confusing collection of words ever.

Phryxis wrote:
Most confusing collection of words ever.

Never seen a VCR instruction manual then?

A kid I played PUNCHED my terminators off the board and smashed them with a rulebook after I explained why my PF ID's his Ethreal. I was kinda tired, and they were AOBR so I said whatever. I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???". The kid left the store with his tau still set up. We left it like that for a day, and whenever someone would come in, we would yell at the Ethreal. Funn stuff.

chowderhead13 wrote:I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???".

Yeah I've felt like doing that a few times, not that I have.

WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing? I'm more likely to go into a fit of laughing when I make a crappy role than to get mad about it. (In fact i've never really gotten mad about it, just frustrated).

Like when me and a friend were playing a tiny game of 40k, both of us SM, and I killed his dreadnought and absolutely nothing else the entire game. He killed all of my models, even when I tried assaulting in a last desperate effort, I killed none of his models. The two armies were identical. I can't believe how horribly I rolled. It was pretty hilarious.

But seriously, some kids just need to friggin cool it. And who the hell would leave their Tau army on the table, anyway? Idiot.

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

WarOne wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

Pretty subjective post there.

syanticraven wrote:

WarOne wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

Pretty subjective post there.

Okay...how about kids are not mature and therefore will act immature at times when they are frustrated.

Pretty nonparisan reasoning right there.

syanticraven wrote:

WarOne wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

Pretty subjective post there.

That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!

That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:

WarOne wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

Pretty subjective post there.

That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!

I hereby distance myself from Cheesecat for being too Conservative and withdraw my support for him for the "Best Cat Made of Cheese of the Month" award.

syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Socialist! One more step left and you're no better than those red Commies Stalin and Mao quit trying to destroy democracy!

(actually I'm Liberal myself I just joking around )

Me and my friend made a crappy wh40k movie with our models, and one of my Space marines had quite a foul mouth
Thats all i can think of, for now

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:

WarOne wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

Pretty subjective post there.

That's what all you liberals say about us Conservatives having opinions! Quit trying to shift the blame on us it's your fault for ruining society!

This.

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Socialist! One more step left and you're no better than those red Commies Stalin and Mao quit trying to destroy democracy!

(actually I'm Liberal myself I just joking around )

I have no political standing. Im scottish, that means I follow the Alcoholic party (even though I dont drink lol)

OP, I would have asked the guy if he was trying to "kill himself or thrill himself" if I saw him punching his own throat.

I would say T-bagging someone in a online FPS

syanticraven wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Socialist! One more step left and you're no better than those red Commies Stalin and Mao quit trying to destroy democracy!

(actually I'm Liberal myself I just joking around )

I have no political standing. Im scottish, that means I follow the Alcoholic party (even though I dont drink lol)

That's fine I was just goofing off as usual on DakkaDakka.

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Socialist! One more step left and you're no better than those red Commies Stalin and Mao quit trying to destroy democracy!

(actually I'm Liberal myself I just joking around )

I have no political standing. Im scottish, that means I follow the Alcoholic party (even though I dont drink lol)

That's fine I was just goofing off as usual on DakkaDakka.

Doesn't goofing off carry a minimum sentence of three years in a federal penitentiary or in an IG Penal Legion?

WarOne and Cheesecat, he had severe aspergers. He can't really handle losing that well.

This thread was full of win before it got ruined by CONSERVATIVES.

One time this one guy started painting his plasma cannon like a place on a women he would never see.... Her face! BOOM!
No i'm joking.
No the worst thing thats happened was that some guy that i was facing started swearing and crying because I kill his mephiston with instant death weapons. He punched my librarian and broke it. I looked him straight in the eye "Do you really wanna f--k with me? Hey kid, you lost. Stop crying and become a man and grow a pair!"
And the kid was never seen again. That has to be the best reason why i hate Blood Angel players these days.....

syanticraven wrote:That would be true if I was a Liberal.

Hey, remember UK conservative = US OMGCOMMIE D:

But yes....

chowderhead13 wrote: I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???".

Hey, I've shouted that at my Guardsmen before when I'm taking them off the board in the handful. (Or when I remove my Manticore after it's gotten killed by a hail of lascannons..... ) Of course, I'm doing it in a joking manner....I'm guessing this kid was literally pissed at his Ethereal?

There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.

He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.

After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.

Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.

But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...

...he drinks it.

No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.

He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."

We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.

I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.

Then his mum came to collect him.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Asherian Command wrote:I looked him straight in the eye "Do you really wanna f--k with me punk?Well do ya? Go ahead, make my day.
And the kid was never seen again.

Much better version of your story. Its a story right?



I actually dont have any insane things like any of those posted. And the youngest member of our group is my nephew, and hes a ripe old 10. Jesus what is wrong with people these days.