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Yes but I a have never actually dated compared to the wondrous dakkites. I have chose not to. Unlike most people my age. I do not want to, yet I have found some girls that are interested in me. It seems the oppoiste sex loves the fact that I am a Foreigner, with a variety of accents but is mysterious. Too bad that is shot down.

VikingScott wrote:Chick isn't worth it if she dumps you over that.

Believe me. I've dated nearly ever bad sort. cheaters, clingers, the paranoid, the insecure.

One day I'll find a good one and so will you.

What about the unreliable?

I found out the eccentric usually get a following off girls in a geek society of people, as long as they dont scream every second word.

What do i do D:

I'm 14. I have a box called "Drugs and porn" under my bed. Do you see why she was a wee bit freaked out? Also, she's one of the god-fearing psycho-conservatives. But she was kinda HOT. And she could SING. Like me, no less.

chowderhead13 wrote: Also, she's one of the god-fearing psycho-conservatives. But she was kinda HOT.

So she was a Sororitas? it was doomed from the start man, major daddy issues, some business about being a bride of the Emperor and such...

Asherian Command wrote:What do i do D:

If any of those chicks are hot start talking to them get to know each other. Later once you get to know her ask to hangout and be friends, eventually after spending plenty of time outside of school ask if she "would be interested in being your

girl-friend".

The stupidest thing I have ever seen was when some rookie decided to take a hissy fit over the
fact I blew up Abaddon and he went and shoved one of the Termie retinue down the front of his
pants. I mean WTF?! Spikes... On the other hand, my best mate plays the harmonica into his Xbox
controller when responding to unwanted friend requests. Its quite terrifying when played back- sounds
like a daemon swearing at you.

I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 360 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.

Flaming_Spider wrote:I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 460 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.

Kool-aid man bursts through the wall and display case and for some reason nobody cares that this giant red zombie hulk just delivered a fruity drink littered with drywall and garnished with eldar?

Flaming_Spider wrote:I went to a store in Nebraska once when I was on a business trip, and managed to time my arrival perfectly. A Chaos Sorcerer casts Gift of Chaos. Psychic test passes, he rolls a 6 for success. The Nightbringer, a 460 point model, is turned into a chaos spawn. The guy with the Nightbringer picks up his model, and screams "WHAT KIND OF STAR GOD ARE YOU!?" and hurls the model at the wall. With a display case in front of it. Made of glass. You can imagine how well that's going to turn out.

can't say I blame him though lol

Reproduce.

Though I guess I wasn't THERE to actually SEE IT HAPPEN, however, I have met
the resulting spawn of gamer sex.

malfred wrote:Reproduce.

Though I guess I wasn't THERE to actually SEE IT HAPPEN, however, I have met
the resulting spawn of gamer sex.

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Was it Chaos-y?

VikingScott wrote:Chick isn't worth it if she dumps you over that.

Believe me. I've dated nearly ever bad sort. cheaters, clingers, the paranoid, the insecure.

One day I'll find a good one and so will you.

Worst girfreinds i have had?

1) Tried to set me on fire
2) Tried to run me over with my own car
3) wanted to stab me.

Funny thing is, in all three cases they had broken up with me!

Bryce-2-Good87 wrote:
Worst girfreinds i have had?

1) Tried to set me on fire
2) Tried to run me over with my own car
3) wanted to stab me.

Funny thing is, in all three cases they had broken up with me!

Why didn't you lay down the fire support D:

mattyrm wrote:I was at a dakkadakka tournament once, and this total douchebag guy started powerdrinking Kronenbourg 1664 at ten oclock in the morning because it was a only a quid a pint.

This dill weed had drank 6 pints by his first match, he then stole chips off Legoburners plate, lost every single game and then fell asleep bolt upright on a stool and started snoring loudly in the bar at about 6 oclock in the afternoon, shortly after recieveing the wooden spoon.

Oh hang on a second that was me.

To be fair, I did say you could help yourself to chips as I was done eating, and another person had some too. The story would be more amusing if you had stole them though so we could do some stalinist history revision for the sake of humour.

Them girls be crazy

NoToTheMan wrote:i think every gamestore has that bathroom that looks like it's the one from Fight Club

No true.

MiniatureMarket (the online store) has a great shop here in St. Louis. The place is always clean, even the bathrooms.
I've never experienced ANY kind of "gamer horror story" there, aside from a couple immature young players (one cheat & one 'challenged').

Fortunately for me, this is the only kind of game store I've ever encountered.

Eric

It is entertaining that this has turnrd into a gamer /girlfriend thread, I say continue on . I am lucky that I married a girl who plays mmos and has a interest in rpgs. However she only likes my "pretty" toy soldiers, or the wings from some, alot of minis have ended up with purple as a base color due to this.

Right.
This guy came in to our gaming club stoned out of his bracket.
Played for an hour then went into the store and spent 20min staring and laughing with his friend at all the stuff in there.
After that he packed up his stuff and said he could not continue as he was way to freaked out. That was yesterday.

Not really the most inappropriate thing a games has done, but it fits in rather well……………..

Well, this is going back nearly 20 years ago now. It was a GW store about 40 miles north of Central London (Shall remain nameless). I was a regular there and playing late one night. The only other people in the store were my opponent, and the store Manager. We’d just packed up as it was about 10 mins from kicking out time and in walks in some small kid with his mother, both looking rather flushed and upset. Didn’t really give it much thought, recognised the boy as a weekend regular, and his mother used to drop him off at the weekends, supply all the staff with a free takeaway lunch, and leave the boy there to play all day. The Mother instantly pulled the store Manager aside for a very quiet hush hush conversation in the back of the store.

Minutes later the Manager quickly locks the store door, and pushes our gaming table up against it, whilst the Mother is now on the stores phone. Me and my opponent are looking bewildered at this stage, and the little boy is cradling himself crying on the floor. Seconds later, some big burly bloke is now hammering on the front door shouting obscenities at the Store Manger, the woman, and threatening lots. And that’s when it got interesting…………………………………..

A park bench from outside was now being used as a battering ram, making short work of the glass doors and temporary barricade. Next went the full front glass window, as did the glass cabinet, before he storms into the shop, lynching the manager and pummelling his head, whilst the woman is hitting the bloke with her handbag. Being too young to really intervene or do anything, me and my opponent just stood at the back of the store with the small boy watching who was now screaming uncontrollably. The police turned up very quickly as it was in the middle of a town shopping centre. Lots of blood (mostly the GW Store managers), lots of language and a trashed shop.

Turns out, the woman didn’t drop the free food off at the weekend out of kindness, she was married and having an affair with the store manager. Husband had found out that night, big argument, kicked her out. She came down to the store to see her lover for support and somewhere to stay, but the husband had followed, and you can guess the rest. Shop was closed for a couple of weeks, never saw the Manager, woman, or child again in there. Best of all, GW gave me and my friend x2 free Mega Army deals and paints (it was before the days of suing everyone for anything).

@thesecretsquig. Dude that is the most awesome story I have ever heard! There are no words to express how that just made me and my bud laugh till we cried!

I was about to say jesus christ thats a hell of a story poor manager...until you added the rest of that story.

Now I have no idea what to think lol.

I have 2 storys ...
1: Me and some others are just building , then 2 guys come up and ask who's model was better was better and we all said it was the brilantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brothere said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from puching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's starts crying and runs out.
2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins runing round the shop and returns to the game and claims it's his shooting but the other players say its there last turn and its assualt. He starts crying and tells one of the staff they where swearing at him , .

blood reaper wrote:I have 2 storys ...
1: Me and some others are just building , then 2 guys come up and ask who's model was better was better and we all said it was the brilantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brothere said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from puching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's starts crying and runs out.
2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins runing round the shop and returns to the game and claims it's his shooting but the other players say its there last turn and its assualt. He starts crying and tells one of the staff they where swearing at him , .

Im not going to lie, that was rather hard to understand what you wrote.

blood reaper wrote:I have 2 stories’...
1: Me and some others are just building some models then 2 guys come up and ask who's model is better painted and we all said it was the brilliantly painted Sangunoir but the kid with the other model's brother also said it was the saguinor and he walked over to him and began swearing and pushing him but the guy with the better painted model steps in and stops him from punching him. The dick head starts swearing loudly and trying to push him but fail's to do so and starts crying and runs out the shop.
2: The small kid from the last story is playing a game and begins running round the shop and returns to the game 10 minutes later and claims it's his shooting phase but the other players say it’s there last turn and it’s the assault phase,Pissed he starts crying and lies to one of the staff members that they were swearing at him . .

Fixed I think.

I'm a gamer and this is fairly innapropriate:

Redacted by the Modquisition.

Chowderhead wrote:A kid I played PUNCHED my terminators off the board and smashed them with a rulebook after I explained why my PF ID's his Ethreal. I was kinda tired, and they were AOBR so I said whatever. I the explain to him what happens if an Ethreal dies, he (not joking here) picks up his Ethreal and screams "WHY DO YOU SUCK???". The kid left the store with his tau still set up. We left it like that for a day, and whenever someone would come in, we would yell at the Ethreal. Funn stuff.

There's a guy who goes to our FLGS and he generally runs around acting like a Skaven. Not really inappropriate but pretty damn funny.
However he does treat another one of the guys like some sort of creepy minion...

Friend lost a game and blamed it on his GF constantly calling him. She called at the end of the match, unfortunately, and he bitched her out -- not for costing the game, my friend was a closet-hammer, he was ashamed of it or something. Instead, he just bitched her out. Well, she comes to the lgs and causes a huge scene.

The kind of scene where you find out things you don't really want to know about, the type of thing that can emasculate a man whether the statements are true or not.

This confrontation bubbled up to her going back to their place and shredding up every bit of clothing said friend had.

Yeah, they're not together anymore and he's in jail for a long time.

Flaming_Spider wrote:

There was a guy who took a piss into a bottle while he was sitting at the arts and crafts table. He picks the worst possible time to do it, too. It got really quiet for some reason, and then everyone hears the unmistakable sound of liquid under pressure hitting plastic, and the pungent odor of urine fills the room. Then he pulls up this bottle of piss and puts it on the table, acting like nothing happened.

I never went to this game store again.

I lol'd. Brilliantly written aswell.