So continuing with the fun, what is the most inapprpriate thing you have seen a gamer do?

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**GalacticDefender**

WarOne wrote:
GalacticDefender wrote:WTF? Why do all of these kids get so worked up about losing?

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise. They give the kids everything, send them to the public school system that shelter them from being "losers," and when they finally actually get to do something competitive, like play a game outside of their padded rooms and actually lose, they don't know how to handle being a loser.

Hence the comical explosions of childish rage that will well suit them for their adult lives.

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I'm a liberal. So are my friends. No Liberal I know acts this way. And what is bad about wanting to help the environment? Why do so many people make uneducated remarks about Liberalism? Your description sounded more like one of those conservative mothers who drives a huge gas guzzling SUV and stops at McDonalds everyday to feed their fat children chemically altered chicken parts(minus the hippy part). Kids that get whatever they want are hardly ever Liberal.

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MasterDRD wrote:This thread was full of win before it got ruined by CONSERVATIVES.

Hah! Nice! That post filled me with at least some hope for the world.

**Shadowbrand**

Mid spectrum is for squares and prostitutes! Need's moar far left or right!

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

These are the kind of kids liberal hippy parents raise.

Why?
Why this all the time?
Please engage brain before typing meaningless inaccurate generalisations.

George Bernard Shaw was a veggie.
He never, AFAIK, invaded Poland or was in any way anti-semetic.

**rubiksnoob**

ARRGGHHH CONSERVATIVES!!! FASCISTEVILDOERPIGS HATEHATEHATE

BLAMETHEVICTIMBLAMETHEVICTIMVICTIMBLAMETHEVICTIMBLAMETHEVICTIMVICTIMBLAMETHEVICTIM

COWARDSYOUHAVENOSPINEFASCISTS

**Mike Noble**

I guess no thread can be in OT without eventually devolving into a political/religious argument?

**Shadowbrand**

Gailbrathe. Calm down you are scaring the children.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Shadowbrand wrote:Gailbrathe. Calm down you are scaring the children.

Dear God...
He's back? What is his new name?

**Shadowbrand**

I think it was.

WantsMonsterrainsanallovebaby.

Or something.

**rubiksnoob**

Shadowbrand wrote:Gailbrathe. Calm down you are scaring the children.

Don't you tell me to calm down, you calm down, get off my backyoucowarHATHATEHATEHATEFASCISTCONSERVATIVESBLAMEMEBLAMETHEVICTIMARGGHGHfjkfhghfdjsafdgldvcasdlvb. . .

G-Day was probably the most inappropriate thing I've seen a gamer do on the interwebz.

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

So continuing with the fun, what is the most inapprpriate thing you have seen a gamer do?

derail a thread in the Off Topic Forum?

**Shadowbrand**

Do I have to get viking on yo ass son?

**rubiksnoob**

Shadowbrand wrote:Do I have to get PIRATE on yo ass son?

Fixed that.

**Shadowbrand**

Oh! what's this!? WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/319322.page

**rubiksnoob**

Shadowbrand wrote:Oh! what's this!? WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/319322.page

Sorry, but the poll was comprimised by your "valkyries". If it had been a fair vote pirates would have undoubtedly won.

**Shadowbrand**

Haters gonna hate.

**rubiksnoob**

**Shadowbrand**

Ewwww beaver. Do not want.

**Arctik_Firangi**

This thread got really serious, really fast. I can only presume that Cheesecat's outburst was supposed to be ironic. If it wasn't... it was extra ironic.

The most inappropriate thing I've seen was a skinny red headed 14-year-old kid (male) with hair down to his arse making out with his pudgy and pink-dyed-haired girlfriend (who was also actually male) on the opposite side of the table I was playing on. I rarely speak of it but that's just it. I'm still confused.

**Shadowbrand**

^ Dude you just gave me a raging stiffy.

**Arctik_Firangi**

Today has been a bad day to post on Dakka.

**GalacticDefender**

Shadowbrand wrote:Ewwww beaver. Do not want.

Dude that's an otter.

**ChrisWWII**

Shadowbrand wrote: ^ Dude you just gave me a raging stiffy.

I did not need to know that.....Really. I didn't. =Grabs brain bleach=

But....oh Holy Emperor, G-baby is BACK!?! Sound the alarm! Evacuate the women and children! All men, grab your lasguns and move to the barricades! We must destroy him before it's too late!

**loritheladybug7**

Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.
....
But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...

OMG!!! I haven't heard anything this funny in a long time!
I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack, and scared my husband

**Doctadeth**

Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.

Metal Vs Resin.

Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.

The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.

FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.

Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.

**blood reaper**

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Doctadeth wrote:Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.

Metal Vs Resin.

Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.

The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.

FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.

Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.

That knife guy must be insane or a really bad loser.

**Agrinja**

blood reaper wrote:Automatically Appended Next Post:

Doctadeth wrote:Apocalypse game, Hector rex kicked butt, killed the deamon prince and everything. The player using the prince picked it up, and threw the whole thing at my hector rex model.

Metal Vs Resin.

Guess what won. Even so, the DP was pretty wrecked as well, the kid got kicked out of the store for a month, and I got the DP model as compensation. He came back after a month, refused to play ANY games at all, citing my *heartlessness*.

The other one was a gamer throwing a full tub of frozen coke over someone's newly painted Leman russ. Really stupid thing to do and banned everyone from drinking instore for a month or so.

FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.

Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.

That knife guy must be insane or a really bad loser.

Aren't really bad losers at least a little insane?

We were hanging out with the owner of our FLGS in the store, watching videos on the laptop. He showed us what AMV Hell was! And then showed us AMV Hell 0... Hilarious, but disturbing......yet disturbing. Even worse, someone in the store asked "Does anybody else have an erection?"

The person that asked this was me.

I feel I should note that we weren't really upset about this, it was all pretty funny, but considering general LGS atmosphere in general, I think it fits here.

**Brother Heinrich**

Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.

He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.

After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.

Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.

But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...

...he drinks it.

No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.

He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."

We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.

I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.

Then his mum came to collect him.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Sir, as a Marine currently deployed to Pakistan I must extend my sincere thanks for this brilliantly hilarious moment, you've made my day LMAO!

**Mike Noble**

Doctadeth wrote:
FINALLY, there's the WAAC's story. Guy was playing BA planetstrike army, CC all the way during a campaign. After 3 games, they swapped the rules, and he totally switched armies mid-campaign. Goes to a IG tank army. Gets destroyed by another gamer.

Pulls a knife, and everyone freezes, even the staff. The guy goes and starts cutting himself deep. Bloods gushing everywhere, and the guys obviously losing a lot of blood. Staff member runs to the phone and rings an ambulance. The guys on the floor now, pale and clammy. Paramedics check him, and take him to hospital.

Wow, I've heard of people attacking their opponents when they lose, but cutting themself? I think you just won the thread, but we'll see.

**rubiksnoob**

Miraclefish wrote:There was a lad called Jordan who played when I first got into GW about 12 years ago. He was the archetypal Annoying Game Store Child.

He ran around, barely painted his models, picked up and broke other peoples' and kicked off when his Space Wolves didn't win everything.

After a while, when he broke a nice, kind customer's Leman Russ tank by dropping it, the staff told him he was banned from the store for a month and should take the time to think about his behaviour.

Well, Jordan wasn't having this. He ran to the modeling table to enact some sort of bitter revenge. Sadly there was naught to destroy.

But look! Paints! So Jordan reaches for a pot of Ultramarines Blue and flips the cap. Everyone steps back, fearing the pigment will fly. And then...

...he drinks it.

No, I don't know why, either. But he laughs, and runs for the door, through a sea of people frozen into inaction through confusion.

He get to the door and falters, stumbles. "I..... I don't feel well...."

We watch in silence as he staggers a few steps and clutches his stomach. He looks for a bin to throw up in. He finds none. Which leads to one of the most surreal moments of my life.

I watch a young lad sobbing quietly as he throws up blue-tainted vomit and bitter bile time and time again into the slot of an unfortunate Royal Mail postbox.

Then his mum came to collect him.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

+1

**Beer_&_Bolters**

A dude i played with a long time ago would pick his nose and wipe it on the table. He wasnt blatently obvious about it, i.e. digging out a fresh one and setting it smack down in fron of your tac squad, but if he thought no one was looking, he'd mine as fast as he could and clean his finger off on the edge of the table. Truely disgusting, but he was my friend so i'd pretend not to notice... that often lol. Had to call him on it every once in a while, just to keep him in line lol