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2010/12/30 11:50:54
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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2010/12/30 11:53:21
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Tunneling Trygon
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Well...
The word brothel comes to mind...
and your Signature is gonna get really Irratating ¬¬
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2010/12/30 11:54:36
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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They eat
They sleep
they play 40k version of poker
They watch Ultramarines:the movie... and they think SM are not so cool in the end....
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2010/12/30 12:10:51
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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What is this spare time you talk of?
Could it be:
- Recreational events like bar brawls entertain the guardsmen and the commissar equally. 
- visiting certain establishments to resupply the schola progenium....
- attend to sermons of the ecclesiarchy...
- start another brawl with PDF or household militia just because the " IG rulez" and "you toy soldiers suck"....
- volunteer for more training exercises ( Krieg , only?).
- cleanse the regiments dropships floors because of stated activities above....
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We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2010/12/30 12:17:28
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Journeyman Inquisitor with Visions of the Warp
York/London(for weekends) oh for the glory of the british rail industry
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ask someone in the army what they do, thats what IG do on their time off
and yer your sig is really annoying
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Relictors: 1500pts
its safe to say that relictors are the greatest army a man , nay human can own.
I'm cancelling you out of shame like my subscription to White Dwarf. - Mark Corrigan: Peep Show
Avatar 720 wrote:Eau de Ulthwé - The new fragrance; by Eldrad.
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2010/12/30 12:20:11
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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In Gaunt's Ghosts, they do pretty much all the normal things - training, visiting family (the baggage train contains wives, "ladies of negotiable virtue", children, etc), playing games, playing games on other regiments, gambling, attending religious services and generally getting into trouble.
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2010/12/31 00:44:16
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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[DCM]
GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)
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They die. It's the only time they're granted permission.
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2011/01/01 05:09:21
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Sinister Chaos Marine
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Well once they are retired they are often given the custodian ship of a newly conquered world they helped to pacify, say at the end of a crusade. Then again, most regiments simply fight until they are destroyed or adsorbed by another regiment.
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2011/01/01 05:13:20
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Polishing guns, polishing boots, polishing armor, drinking mass quantities of alcohol, raping poor indentured servant women, eating bugs, playing tag... The usual.
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2011/01/01 09:55:05
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Automated Space Wolves Thrall
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Priority list: sex, alcohol, food, sleep.
In all seriousness though, they probably do what you or I would do in our off time; listen to music, watch vids, read, maybe visit a brothel or two every now and again... the basic things.
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2011/01/01 16:35:01
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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I bet they do the same thing every day:
Wake up. Wash up. Polish Gun. Eat breakfast. Drink booze. Polish gun. Drink Booze. Play poker. Vid training (someone substituted in an adult video in place of the commisar speaking). Polish gun obsessively. Eat Lunch. Drink Booze. Visit neighboring regiment. Drink Booze. Get into fight with neighboring regiment. Drink Booze. Visit chapel (while Drinking booze). Visit Brothel (located in said chapel). Drink Booze. Polish Gun. Inspection. Dinner. Drink Booze while polishing gun. Visit bar. Drink booze. Barfight. Polish gun. Attend infirmary. Sleep. Repeat.
Least, that's what it seems like when they're not dieing (in other circles, this is known as fighting.).
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2011/01/01 16:47:44
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I bet they do the same thing every day:
Wake up like a baws. Wash up like a baws. Polish Gun like a baws. Eat breakfast like a boss!. Drink booze like a baws. Polish gun like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Play poker like a boss!. Vid training (someone substituted in an adult video in place of the commisar speaking) like a baws. Polish gun obsessively like a baws. Eat Lunch like a baws. Drink Booze like a boss!. Visit neighboring regiment like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Get into fight with neighboring regiment like a baws. Drink Booze like a boss!. Visit chapel (while Drinking booze) like a baws. Visit Brothel (located in said chapel) like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Polish Gun like a boss!. Inspection like a baws . Dinner like a baws. Drink Booze while polishing gun like a baws. Visit bar like a boss. Drink booze like a baws. Barfight like a baws. Polish gun like a baws. Attend infirmary like a boss!. Sleep like a baws. Repeat like a baws.
Then Seth Rogan walks in as a commissar and executes him for being cocky.
Fix'd
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2011/01/01 16:51:55
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Was wondering when that would come up. Perfect!
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2011/01/02 13:54:21
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
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They decompose.
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2011/01/02 17:20:22
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Muck about. Sample the local fare. And by fare I mean whores. Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I bet they do the same thing every day:
Wake up like a baws. Wash up like a baws. Polish Gun like a baws. Eat breakfast like a boss!. Drink booze like a baws. Polish gun like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Play poker like a boss!. Vid training (someone substituted in an adult video in place of the commisar speaking) like a baws. Polish gun obsessively like a baws. Eat Lunch like a baws. Drink Booze like a boss!. Visit neighboring regiment like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Get into fight with neighboring regiment like a baws. Drink Booze like a boss!. Visit chapel (while Drinking booze) like a baws. Visit Brothel (located in said chapel) like a baws. Drink Booze like a baws. Polish Gun like a boss!. Inspection like a baws . Dinner like a baws. Drink Booze while polishing gun like a baws. Visit bar like a boss. Drink booze like a baws. Barfight like a baws. Polish gun like a baws. Attend infirmary like a boss!. Sleep like a baws. Repeat like a baws.
Then Seth Rogan walks in as a commissar and executes him for being cocky.
Fix'd
Hilarious, incidentally!
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2011/01/04 09:25:18
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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IG are nothing more than regular army fighting irregular enemies. In they free time they play sports, cards, practice, go to bar, go f*** Guardswoman, tell interesting stories while drinking, make fun of Commissars behind their backs, go f*** Eldar prisoners...
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None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! 
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
 in your name it shall be done"
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Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/01/04 10:27:09
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Crazed Troll Slayer
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Maybe some of them go onto forums and try to tell people that they are trapped in the future by showing an incredible knowledge of what an imperial guardsman does in his spare time....Asgeiir Darkwolf,prepare your teleport homer! Your Coming home buddy!
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Dwarves-about 2000 points, most unpainted. Kill me now.
kravus master of Horus wrote:Cover all the red in twenty layers of Devlan Mud then it'll be awesome.
Yes, I play Dwarfs. Yes, I have a hoard of treasure and live in a mountain.And yes, I am shorter than nearly all of you, STOP TEASING ME!!! |
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2011/01/04 10:42:05
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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bok_choy17 wrote:Maybe some of them go onto forums and try to tell people that they are trapped in the future by showing an incredible knowledge of what an imperial guardsman does in his spare time....Asgeiir Darkwolf,prepare your teleport homer! Your Coming home buddy!
He'll be back...wait... 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/04 11:08:39
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Crazed Troll Slayer
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Emperors Faithful wrote:bok_choy17 wrote:Maybe some of them go onto forums and try to tell people that they are trapped in the future by showing an incredible knowledge of what an imperial guardsman does in his spare time....Asgeiir Darkwolf,prepare your teleport homer! Your Coming home buddy!
He'll be back...wait...
His data connection might have cut out, you know how it is when you are sending data back in time 
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Dwarves-about 2000 points, most unpainted. Kill me now.
kravus master of Horus wrote:Cover all the red in twenty layers of Devlan Mud then it'll be awesome.
Yes, I play Dwarfs. Yes, I have a hoard of treasure and live in a mountain.And yes, I am shorter than nearly all of you, STOP TEASING ME!!! |
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2011/01/04 14:55:13
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Brother Coa wrote:go f*** Eldar prisoners...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/01/05 02:31:46
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Haha, I WILL be back... soon... I've even started calling Earth Terra... FOR THE GOD EMPEROR! Hey, did oyu know you get five bars everywhere in the 41st millenium?
As concerning the 'Like a Boss' (completely hilarious, actually... may have to start a thread on that sometime! THank you, corpsesarefun.), I present the origional, which all guardsmen follow and adhere to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
If you have not heard it, you have been locked in my basement for the past two years.
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2011/01/05 02:32:58
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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[DCM]
GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)
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Necroagogo wrote:They decompose.
I laughed. Hard.
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Adepticon TT 2009---Best Heretical Force
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2011/01/05 02:37:33
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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They tried to get laid but then get thrown off into the last chancers or
They go eat ice cream.
They eat the blood of their enemies.
They have a ignorant sergeant with a shotgun
They decompose.
They play with their guns.
Etc. etc. boring crap.
Yeah nothing really good for the IG after hours. Just paperwork for officers, and drinking and ladies for nonofficers.
but for OP please get rid of that sig. It annoys the hell out of me.
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2011/01/05 07:13:10
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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One more idea: they all play Call Of Duty 40k to practice against their enemies. On the field and on the Warpnet
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/01/05 07:59:50
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Brother Coa wrote:One more idea: Call Of Duty 40k
I think that might be the best idea I've heard on these forums in a minute.
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2011/01/06 00:28:27
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Commander Endova wrote:Brother Coa wrote:One more idea: Call Of Duty 40k
I think that might be the best idea I've heard on these forums in a minute.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/01/06 01:05:11
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Probably what we regular soldiers in the Army do: masturbate and hold conversations about masturbation.
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/01/06 19:23:52
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Fixture of Dakka
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What do guard do in their free time?
Warning: NSFW!
http://www.coolminiornot.com/266249
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2011/01/06 21:54:48
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Guardsmen are still people. Admittedly people who have fought against some of the most monstrous thing in the universe but still people. They do things like play football, drink, get laid, drink. And then soldier stuff which is probably something to do with uniforms or guns.
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2011/01/06 22:06:27
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Dakka Veteran
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DickBandit wrote:Probably what we regular soldiers in the Army do: masturbate and hold conversations about masturbation.
way too true.
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