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2011/01/06 22:08:02
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Bloodhorror wrote:Well...
The word brothel comes to mind...
and your Signature is gonna get really Irratating ¬¬
lol for both
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2011/01/06 23:01:14
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Wow, I feel sorry for that poor Eldar-chic. I hope an Avatar comes by and rapes them with fire!
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2011/01/06 23:03:27
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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DickBandit wrote:
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor Eldar-chic. I hope an Avatar comes by and rapes them with fire!
Kinda of what I was thinking hopefully the eldar come in and kill all of the guardsmen.
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2011/01/06 23:07:37
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor Eldar-chic. I hope an Avatar comes by and rapes them with fire!
Kinda of what I was thinking hopefully the eldar come in and kill all of the guardsmen.
Guess you can't blame 'em, she does have some nice ta-tas 
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2011/01/06 23:25:42
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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DickBandit wrote:Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor Eldar-chic. I hope an Avatar comes by and rapes them with fire!
Kinda of what I was thinking hopefully the eldar come in and kill all of the guardsmen.
Guess you can't blame 'em, she does have some nice ta-tas
Very true. But still doesn't make up for the crime they are about to commit.
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2011/01/06 23:27:18
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Yeah, they could at least take her out to dinner first.
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2011/01/06 23:29:50
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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DickBandit wrote:Yeah, they could at least take her out to dinner first.
True, they do seem to be rushing things.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/01/06 23:33:01
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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I mean that's what this one chic told me when I went down on her. "Can't you at least take me to dinner first?"
"....but I'm having dinner right now."
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2011/01/06 23:43:04
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Dinner always comes first.
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2011/01/06 23:45:12
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Who knows, maybe Eldar women with all their mystical powers have anit-rape defense mechanisms... like shooting laser beams out of their  .
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/01/06 23:46:16
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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DickBandit wrote:Who knows, maybe Eldar women with all their mystical powers have anit-rape defense mechanisms... like shooting laser beams out of their *bleeps*.
No vulgar mate. But apart from that the Eldar have ways, like making your mind explode.
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2011/01/06 23:54:42
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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DickBandit wrote:Yeah, they could at least take her out to dinner first.
Wow rape jokes, real high class.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/01/06 23:59:42
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Asherian Command wrote:DickBandit wrote:Who knows, maybe Eldar women with all their mystical powers have anit-rape defense mechanisms... like shooting laser beams out of their *bleeps*.
No vulgar mate.
My bad, I fixed it
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2011/01/07 00:00:25
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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DickBandit wrote:I mean that's what this one chic told me when I went down on her. "Can't you at least take me to dinner first?"
"....but I'm having dinner right now."
Bravo. 
I wonder how many times that diorama is going to be reposted here.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/01/07 00:05:57
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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Emperors Faithful wrote:DickBandit wrote:I mean that's what this one chic told me when I went down on her. "Can't you at least take me to dinner first?"
"....but I'm having dinner right now."
Bravo.
I wonder how many times that diorama is going to be reposted here.
You've got a point there. *Ahem* Anyways, back on topic: They play Warhammer 2K, however no one wants to play the Muslim Extremist faction.
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2011/01/07 00:11:26
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Racist.
Anyway the guard probaly just act normal and file paperwork.
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2011/01/07 00:16:57
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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[DCM]
GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)
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Rape jokes and politics/religion. I think that's a good sign the thread has devolved.
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2011/01/07 00:54:42
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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DickBandit wrote: They play Warhammer 2K, however no one wants to play the Muslim Extremist faction.
Play Tallarn, Conquer Universe.  Automatically Appended Next Post: AgeOfEgos wrote:Rape jokes and politics/religion. I think that's a good sign the thread has devolved.
Whereas it was so much more tasteful with the spank jokes.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2011/01/07 04:18:07
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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If anything like a real army, they'd probably spend their only downtime getting rest, eating chow, cleaning weapons, loading mags, and getting their stuff together for the next fight.
If it's RnR they'd probably go drinking with the boys, maybe a strip joint, gambling, movies, girls... It's what we did on our time off.
And this rape stuff is childish.
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2011/01/07 04:20:09
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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angrypanda83 wrote:If anything like a real army, they'd probably spend their only downtime getting rest, eating chow, cleaning weapons, loading mags, and getting their stuff together for the next fight.
If it's RnR they'd probably go drinking with the boys, maybe a strip joint, gambling, movies, girls... It's what we did on our time off.
And this rape stuff is childish.
Agreed.
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2011/01/08 05:11:13
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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The new humor thread?
Yes yes yes yes!
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2011/01/08 18:46:54
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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In the latest Gaunt's Ghosts novel Sergeant Tona Criid spends her time running and dreaming about exotic pastries.
No,really.
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2011/01/08 23:43:59
Subject: Re:What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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Several examples can be found in a lot of 40k fluff about guardsmen. Their activities include the usual:
Drinking
gambling
playing practical jokes on each other
stealing from each other
playing practical jokes on other regiments
stealing from other regiments
combat training
inspections
drills
maintenance of equipment
watch duty
and general things you expect grown men with guns and armor to do when left unattended. Life in the guard is often really boring, that's why a lot of guardsmen resort to breaking laws to get their kicks in. It's what the Commissars are for besides scaring the crap out of people
Unless your Major Rawne. Then you disguise yourself as a Commissar to hold up a gambling joint for all its loot while the owner just sits there slack jawed unable to do anything.
Then you break out of prison, come back, shoot the owner and take all his guns, you know, the usual stuff.
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2011/01/09 02:35:48
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Screaming Banshee
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Free time? What is this heresy?! You can rest when you're dead, you dirty dogs!
Brother Coa wrote:IG are nothing more than regular army fighting irregular enemies. In they free time they play sports, cards, practice, go to bar, go f*** Guardswoman, tell interesting stories while drinking, make fun of Commissars behind their backs, go f*** Eldar prisoners...
http://www.coolminiornot.com/266249
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2011/01/09 02:43:23
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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Henners91 wrote:Free time? What is this heresy?! You can rest when you're dead, you dirty dogs!
Brother Coa wrote:IG are nothing more than regular army fighting irregular enemies. In they free time they play sports, cards, practice, go to bar, go f*** Guardswoman, tell interesting stories while drinking, make fun of Commissars behind their backs, go f*** Eldar prisoners...
http://www.coolminiornot.com/266249
Wow! 2 links of the same CMON in the same thread, I wonder how far that is from the record?
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This is my Rulebook. There are many Like it, but this one is mine. Without me, my rulebook is useless. Without my rulebook, I am useless.
Stop looking for buzz words and start reading the whole sentences.
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2011/01/09 02:50:36
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Stormin' Stompa
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Commander Endova wrote:Brother Coa wrote:One more idea: Call Of Duty 40k
I think that might be the best idea I've heard on these forums in a minute.
Reminds me of the joke I always tell my friends in the morning, "Guys, I was playing Call of Halo: Modern Reach yesterday, so awesome.... Etc Etc with random tidbits of what I unlocked or have as a special effect Automatically Appended Next Post: Kommissar Kel wrote:Henners91 wrote:Free time? What is this heresy?! You can rest when you're dead, you dirty dogs!
Brother Coa wrote:IG are nothing more than regular army fighting irregular enemies. In they free time they play sports, cards, practice, go to bar, go f*** Guardswoman, tell interesting stories while drinking, make fun of Commissars behind their backs, go f*** Eldar prisoners...
http://www.coolminiornot.com/266249
Wow! 2 links of the same CMON in the same thread, I wonder how far that is from the record?
I've seen that CMON SOOOOOO many times. Almost every time I visit a IG thread nowadays....
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2011/01/09 03:08:30
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Screaming Banshee
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Pfff, as if I was going to read *every post* 
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2011/01/09 03:12:04
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Henners91 wrote:Pfff, as if I was going to read *every post*
It's only 2 pages
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/09 05:52:21
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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Lol
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2011/01/09 07:27:47
Subject: What do the imperial guard do in there free time? if they have any
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Poxed Plague Monk
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In the Cain novels he seems to spend a lot of his time dragging troopers out of the local jail/brig/whatever or the local brothel/chapel of negotiable virtue/whatever lol
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In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility;
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