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I want to make myself a shrine to the God Emperor (If you couldnt gather that from the title)
Any suggestions for what to do?

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I want to make myself a shrine to the God Emperor (If you couldnt gather that from the title)
Any suggestions for what to do?

Well, besides checking yourself into a mental institution, I would get some candles, painting of him, and some form of token.

Just convert to the worship of a Chaos God, like Frazzled.

Your simple existance in debauchery is all that is needed.

Candles, podium, maybe a sword or something.
A picture and a model of the emperor himself, viola!

Aquila's (sp?) lots of em'

DDepends on the angle you're going at. WAnt a BA shrine? Lots of crying angels and blood. SW? SHRINE TO THE ALLFATHER! Trophies, pelts, you name it. Vanilla? Candles, banners, etc. CHaos? Warped and twisted any of the above. Average citizens? Meager offerings and small gifts. Perhaps a small doll?

What about purity seals or incense?
Or a figure? Maybe an aquilla somewhere

Make sure you get it right.

I'll be putting you on the list and coming round to make sure you are observing the worship of the God-Emperor of Mankind, Beloved by All correctly.

If not...

Dont worry. I have an epic place to put it.

Mini shrines are heresy. The Emperor accepts only full size, fully armed and functional shrines.

May I ask why you are doing this?

Ahtman wrote:Mini shrines are heresy. The Emperor accepts only full size, fully armed and functional shrines.

So like titans?

rubiksnoob wrote:May I ask why you are doing this?

A better question is why not.
So I ask you, why not?

Also, my answer to your queation is actually -shrug- why not?


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IGfanatic wrote:

Ahtman wrote:Mini shrines are heresy. The Emperor accepts only full size, fully armed and functional shrines.

So like titans?

It'll be in a thing in my room. It has my tv and a wood shelving thing. There are two glass 'doors' that open to the shelves. The Shrine will be in there. It'll be pretty big...

Moving thread to 40K General Discussions forum.

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
Also, my answer to your queation is actually -shrug- why not?

Because it is a proof that you actually played TOO MUCH W40k. Next step is taking your breakfast in power armour and assaulting the closest church yelling: "BURN THE HERETIC!!!"

But if you ever finish your shrine, send pics to GW. I'm sure they'd put it in "what's new today".

But the Emperor already has a shrine, in the form of your local Games Workshop. You honour him by sacrificing your money to the plastic effigies of his warriors. In time, your devotion will be rewarded with the gift of having even more effigies to worship.

Buy a toilet. get a gallon of gold paint and paint the toilet gold. then find some sort of Halloween store and buy a skeleton.
get some toilet paper and a chocolate candy bar.

put some of the toilet paper in the skeletons hand. Drop the chocolate bar into the toilet and allow it to melt/dry.
then mount the skeleton to the golden toilet. now you have your very own home Emperor of man!

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:May I ask why you are doing this?

A better question is why not.
So I ask you, why not?

Also, my answer to your queation is actually -shrug- why not?

...You do know the Emperah doesn't exist, right?

GamzaTheChaos wrote:Buy a toilet. get a gallon of gold paint and paint the toilet gold. then find some sort of Halloween store and buy a skeleton.
get some toilet paper and a chocolate candy bar.

put some of the toilet paper in the skeletons hand. Drop the chocolate bar into the toilet and allow it to melt/dry.
then mount the skeleton to the golden toilet. now you have your very own home Emperor of man!

Best post ever

chaos0xomega wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:May I ask why you are doing this?

A better question is why not.
So I ask you, why not?

Also, my answer to your queation is actually -shrug- why not?

...You do know the Emperah doesn't exist, right?

Don't you mean hasn't been born yet?

The Dreadnote wrote:But the Emperor already has a shrine, in the form of your local Games Workshop. You honour him by sacrificing your money to the plastic effigies of his warriors. In time, your devotion will be rewarded with the gift of having even more effigies to worship.

This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. Suddenly, I'm contemplating adding a sig line...

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

chaos0xomega wrote:

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:May I ask why you are doing this?

A better question is why not.
So I ask you, why not?

Also, my answer to your queation is actually -shrug- why not?

...You do know the Emperah doesn't exist, right?

Don't you mean hasn't been born yet?

According to 40k fluff (at least the old fluff) the Emperor was born a few thousand years ago...

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
...You do know the Emperah doesn't exist, right?

Don't you mean hasn't been born yet?

Old 40k fluff had him as saint Michael or saint George if I recall correctly.

Mind = blown

Anyone have a good picture of the Emperor, just like, standing?

One does not simply stand in the forty-first millennium!
One stands heroically, with a big sword or something!
...Or they sit. Also with a big sword or something.
For this is the forty-first millennium, and there really isn't much else to do!

chaos0xomega wrote:...You do know the Emperah doesn't exist, right?

This is just what they want you to think. There is just as much evidence to suggest he does as there is evidence for any other religious belief.

Regards the shrine - check out Japanese and Chinese shirines. They are rather cool and with the addition of a few eagles and so on would look great.

chowderhead13 wrote:

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I want to make myself a shrine to the God Emperor (If you couldnt gather that from the title)
Any suggestions for what to do?

Well, besides checking yourself into a mental institution, I would get some candles, painting of him, and some form of token.

Does that go for believing in ~1800 year old fiction (The Bible) or the 1500 year old variant (The Quran) e.ct e.ct as well?

tedurur wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I want to make myself a shrine to the God Emperor (If you couldnt gather that from the title)
Any suggestions for what to do?

Well, besides checking yourself into a mental institution, I would get some candles, painting of him, and some form of token.

Does that go for believing in ~1800 year old fiction (The Bible) or the 1500 year old variant (The Quran) e.ct e.ct as well?

lol now thats a dumb thing to bring up in this thread. sounds like a personal problem to me....



On topic:
Just buy a toilet paint it gold and you will be good.

GamzaTheChaos wrote:

tedurur wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I want to make myself a shrine to the God Emperor (If you couldnt gather that from the title)
Any suggestions for what to do?

Well, besides checking yourself into a mental institution, I would get some candles, painting of him, and some form of token.

Does that go for believing in ~1800 year old fiction (The Bible) or the 1500 year old variant (The Quran) e.ct e.ct as well?

lol now thats a dumb thing to bring up in this thread. sounds like a personal problem to me....



On topic:
Just buy a toilet paint it gold and you will be good.

Im not sure I understand? Whats sounds like a personal problem?

GamzaTheChaos wrote:
On topic:
Just buy a toilet paint it gold and you will be good.

Don't even bother buying a new toilet. Just paint your toilet in gold, and you'll get the chance of being the emperor every day!