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Personally I'm mainly raising this as I've just watched the ad vid at the bottom of the linked page and almost died laughing, its so poor.

Does the 12 rating matter, or if it looks like a duck, should it be treated like one, even if the graphics aren't as 'interesting' as the activities they are trying to promote. I'd be interested in seeing if the game instructions are as the ad suggests, as that would probably make you think twice of giving it to an under sixteen.

Personally myself, I just find it all a bit cringeworthy, it's a tame game with poor graphics, the ad though is so over the top, its well, Aurelia and I where laughing our socks off and cringing at the same time. My real thoughts on the ad should be as the Wii gets turned on in it, most sane folks would be leaving, its that bad.

Just thought I'd share, the vid is worth a watch, just so you can look at it and ponder, wtf where they thinking.


We Dare - I'll take twelve!

Who cares?

People are still playing 7 minutes in heaven at 12.

Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Plus thats US related anyways, I didn't know anyone at that age doing that kind of thng, or spin the bottle nonsense.

By the time Brit teens are bothering to discover themselves, they're already up the park have a bit of a fumble.

The game's an ecchi game, rather than erotic. That is to say, it's sort of perverted but it doesn't have any nudity or sex.

That's pretty tame. You find more objectionable content on network TV after 9 PM.

Yeah, why I said in my first post I find it all a bit poor, it's mainly the ad I was referencing.

If you haven't looked at it, just chuck it on, only a min or so, it's just such a bizarre way to advertise the game.

Not sure if its funny, akward, daft, mix of the three.

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Chowderhead wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Six minutes of awkward fumbling/silence, a minute of kissing?

Go watch the american, 12 years old rating with full frontal femal nudity.



Awsome

Kanluwen wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Six minutes of awkward fumbling/silence, a minute of kissing?

All the while dodging various celebrities?

SilverMK2 wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Six minutes of awkward fumbling/silence, a minute of kissing?

All the while dodging various celebrities?

'Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'

Kanluwen wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Six minutes of awkward fumbling/silence, a minute of kissing?

All the while dodging various celebrities?

'Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'

AND I PULL OUT MY GUN !!!!!

This is tame. Spanking? Lol.

On a side note, I wonder when Mr. Cruise will come out of the closet.

He'll get out of the closet when he leaves Scientology probably.

I'm starting to think nobody watched the vid.

I'm antisocial.

I don't care for social games.

Chowderhead wrote:Who cares?

People are still playing 7 minutes in heaven at 12.

Isn't that when people typically do that kind of thing?

Melissia wrote:I'm antisocial.

I don't care for social games.

Like Warhammer Fantasy/Warhammer 40k?

Oh, and the game looks fairly awful. The idea of a fun game for couples isn't a horrible one, but this ain't it.

40k is no more social to me than, say, TF2.

Actually, I consider it far less social than TF2.

vaatbak wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:Hmmm I think theres a tiny bit of a difference between those sort of games, and one that promotes spanking related gameplay.

Do you know what happens in that closet?

They give you SEVEN MINUTES for a reason, you know.

Six minutes of awkward fumbling/silence, a minute of kissing?

All the while dodging various celebrities?

'Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!'

AND I PULL OUT MY GUN !!!!!

Bonus points to you sir.

To who?

WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO DO THIS?!?!!!

*mind explodes*

I cringed so hard I looked as if i've had 3 simultaneous strokes.

SHOVELWARE AHOY!

Thanks for reminding me how much I absolutely loathe Scientology, Miss.

And of course, no one will actually play like in the video. As with every other Wii game, we'll find the best/quickest way to win each minigame and never stray from that.

Why the heck would someone play video games with one of those girls?

malfred wrote:Why the heck would someone play video games with one of those girls?

The short: A quick lay
The long: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk lllllllllllaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

Utterly ridiculous...

Needs nipple clamps and chastity belts imho >.>

Even I wouldn't touch this piece of gak That should say something very, very drastic.

I agree, WTF is the point of it again?

KingCracker wrote:I agree, WTF is the point of it again?

It's a nice way of raising your post count.