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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 13:51:21
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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As the subject says what is the stupidest Tactic you have ever used or thing you have done in a game sanario
for me it would be whilst playing in a 2000pt game gainst marines with guard.
i went for vet spam with 3 stormtroopers, harker, bastonne, creed, a sentinal and LR exterminators.
he had Calgar 10 termies anouther 10 termies( i think ) 2 x 5 assult marines, 10 stern gurad and a 10 man devistator (combat squaded) and a drop pod (can you tell whats comming)
he got first turn and dropped the pod down in the middle between my main force and infiltrated units the stern guard popped out and killed a whole unit of strom troopers
i my first trun (so angry about the strom troops) fired everything at the stern-vets and the devestators and FORGOT THE DROP-POD
in his next turn out of some stroke of luck eveything of his came down in the next turn (and didn't scatter due to the drop pod) and then it was all over pretty much
Not my proudest moment
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Son you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think im going to step one single pinky toe inside blue base with out my SHOTGUN... you must not know who you dealing with.
I said move...
and i said SHOTGUN...
yes I have your shotgun
no.. i mean SHOT...-GUN
what is this... you think im going to give you your shotgun back because you asked???
i said SHOTGUN.... SHOTGUN DAMMIT!!!
oh yeah shotgun... thats my que. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 14:05:37
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Where were his troops?
If he had nothing else then you were cheated bad.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 14:10:42
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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he was playing BA and used a calgar crossover (i didn't complain because calgar is crap and i has a lot of plasma guns i also thought "more fool him or not playing BA charaters" )
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/17 14:11:01
Son you can insult me, you can ambush me, you can even take away my weapons. But if you think im going to step one single pinky toe inside blue base with out my SHOTGUN... you must not know who you dealing with.
I said move...
and i said SHOTGUN...
yes I have your shotgun
no.. i mean SHOT...-GUN
what is this... you think im going to give you your shotgun back because you asked???
i said SHOTGUN.... SHOTGUN DAMMIT!!!
oh yeah shotgun... thats my que. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 15:04:31
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Nasty Nob
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Well, I once played with Eldar against IG... Was running forward with my various units, and my list didn't have any transports... Enough said.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 17:03:53
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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I once advanced on orks while playing marines. Opened fire from mid feild and then got annhilated by the ensuing charge. lesson learned.
Another time in a tourni that i was set to win, i fired everything i had at a unit of ork nob bikers with a pain boy. It did nothing, of course. On my foes turn he multi charged tying me up and then proceeded to advance on me and rip me to shreds. lesson learned.
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Pestilence Provides. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 17:05:06
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Tunneling Trygon
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Footslogged my Dark Eldar Warriors...
Charged a squad of 30 Ork Boyz with Skarbrand...
Charged a Squad of Guardsmen with Horrors of Tzeentch...
Took a Squad of Mandrakes...
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A Town Called Malus wrote: Draigo is a Mat Ward creation. They don't follow the same rules as everyone else. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 17:06:44
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Lady of the Lake
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Saintspirit wrote:Well, I once played with Eldar against IG... Was running forward with my various units, and my list didn't have any transports... Enough said.
This but the guardians clogged up the tracks enough (full mech IG  ) for Yriel to tear through all the Leman Russes and turn it into a draw somehow.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 17:08:05
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Regular Dakkanaut
Charleston, SC
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Bloodhorror wrote:...
Took a Squad of Mandrakes...
Lol. I think if you take a squad it an automatic loss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/17 17:23:03
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Calm Celestian
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I took enough wounds to lose a Nid Warrior and forgot which was by the objective. Removing one I lost the game as the unit was now 'out of range' of the marker.
Strategy wise it would be when I used combat tactics on my squad of marines when it was my round of CC. I had forgotten whose turn it was.
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My Sisters of Battle Thread
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/783053.page
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 01:01:14
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Bane Thrall
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I played 40 necron warriors and a lord against orks and just kept moving/running them up the board the whole game trying to get them into close combat. Learned alot of things that game...
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They stare into your soul.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 01:13:05
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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kept an entire necron army off the board. 2 monoliths, 30 scarabs and 40 warriors, plus 2 lords. all scarabs scattered 12" off the board, then monoltihs landed on the edge of the board, behind his firing line. completely visible. you can guess the rest
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 01:37:46
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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He wasted all his firing at the Monolith and didn't even glance it?
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Kilkrazy wrote:There's nothing like a good splutter of rage first thing in the morning to get you all revved up for the day.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 01:47:19
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
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Vet list with no transports, creed, a second CCS, and psykers. Sucked.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 01:55:08
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
Yuma AZ
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My assault marines went into cc with genestealers because i felt lucky...
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why am i sticky and naked did i miss something fun
earth-star wrote: Golden rule of 40k: IT IS WHAT IT IS GreyKnightful wrote:looks better really and the fact that you look like a penguin makes your enemy REALLY scared |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 02:09:43
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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forgetting that black templar without a chaplain is a bad thing to shoot at when you dont want to be assaulted.
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Army:
Havenican sector:
Amory IV legion 2750 points (100% painted)
Sons of Plague 2600 (95% painted)
HoverBoy wrote:
Skaven either devastate the enemy, or explode in spectacular shows of selfdestruction. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 02:14:58
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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Azure wrote:He wasted all his firing at the Monolith and didn't even glance it? 
unfortunately not, he knew how to beat necrons. killed all 40 warriors first turn, took out the two lords next (only one came up, but he died the turn after) then focused fire on the liths
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 02:23:15
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I used to field an imperial fists army that had dev squads with heavy bolters and tac squads. no vehicles at all in my list...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 02:32:15
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Took ogryns.
'nuff said
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This is my Leman Russ. There are many out there like it, but this one is mine. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless.
Obliterators: They've got a gun for that. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 03:10:42
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
where i want to be
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tried the GW pre-made list in my book. Me and a friend both thought ours was worse. Proved him wrong Epidemius with one beast of Nurgle what could go right.
Charging a carnifex in to nurglings has to be up there too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 06:18:03
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Tank shocking Daemons. I completely forgot they were fearless.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 06:28:03
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Squishy Squig
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Charged two mobs of 30 boys into purifiers during a Waaaagh. Their screams still haunt me at night
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 06:38:22
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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First game I ever played, borrowed some necron models, played against orks. Thought to myself, OMG walking metal t-800s with shiny green guns with blades at the end of them.
Charged a squad of 10 warriors into a mob of 30 orks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 06:38:25
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Kabalite Conscript
British Columbia, Canada
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Shot at a Grey Hunter squad that was right beside my Land Raider Redeemer with my Vindicator. Needless to say the shot scattered directly on top of the Redeemer, and got a "Vehicle Explodes" result.
The explosion didn't even kill any Grey Hunters...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 07:14:20
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Foxy Wildborne
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Any tactic that relies on me rolling at least average. I really should know better by now.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 07:16:18
Subject: Re:Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Hellacious Havoc
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Moving a battered squad of 6 Necron warriors into accidental range of a battlewagon with a warboss and nobz inside because I was trying to shoot at a smaller Ork Boy squad.
They were slaughtered in an instant, phased out, game lost.
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Monster Rain wrote:McDonald's Manager: How can you be trusted to run the fry station when you can't even make a legal 40k list? Good day to you, sir.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 16:50:40
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Worst I did... Deep Strike My Blood Angels on the wrong side of the board. Completely forgot it was an objective based game. Some how I managed to get a draw.
Worst I played Back in 3rd, I had a Dark Eldar player Deep Strike his Scourges w/Dark Lances right next to my full Death Company. Since he could not shoot or assault that turn the DC destroyed them.
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On Dakka he was Eldanar. In our area, he was Lee. R.I.P., Lee Guthrie. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 17:09:15
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Leaving my plague marines in terrain while waiting for a daemon player to swoop in and take out our opponent's back line. He never even got there....
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 17:23:32
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta
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first time playing tyranids once i had battlewagons... i rammed with my deffrollainto a trygon when it deep striked. did not end well for me or the 20 boys inside. lost 14 boys and the rest fo the boys and nob failed thier leadership even with bp
learned my lesson about trying to deff roll monstrous creatues
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 17:24:28
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Giving a battle speech to a platoon of imperial guardsmen, and ordered them to fix bayonets, and charge a squad of genestealers. If they believed in the Emperor, they could do it. I don't think they believed enough.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/18 18:30:26
Subject: Whats the stupidest tactic you've ever used.
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Irked Necron Immortal
Necron Tomb somewhere in Scandinavia.
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1. I started necrons
2. I played marneus galgar
3. Really tryed to use honour guard.
4. Played snikrot in commando squad and didnt outflank.
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