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**hotsauceman1**

You are transformed into the last thing you painted. What do you do?
ME im a hunter killer missle launcher. So i fire my self at the nearest person.

**Doctadeth**

I am a Leman russ executioner, so I rumble along killing space marines.

**Surtur**

A giant's ass.

**Samus_aran115**

I am a word bearer who apparently has an affinity for Tzeentch, because his crimson armor is stained a deep purple, which I thought looked nice.

**SagesStone**

I go shoot heretics with a bolter.

**lord marcus**

I keep walking forwards, raising my weapon with skeletal hands in salute to those I am about to slaughter.

**Absolutionis**

This is the greatest day of my life! I am a hill!
BEAT THAT!

**studderingdave**

khador wreck marker.....im wrecked

**AtariAssasin**

Ultramarine scout ammo pouches. I hold ammo and my smug sense of superiority!

**Cryonicleech**

Great, I'm a piece of parchment on the armor of a Word Bearer...

Could be worse, I could be a grot...

**dajobe**

I am a Manticore, which means i have some serious firepower at my disposal!

**Krellnus**

Konrad von Carstein, sigh, I liked my sanity.

**nels1031**

I'm a damn near nekkid half goat half man that hates everything and wants to tear down the civilized world with my primitize yet brutal weapons in each hand.

Aside from the half goat thing, its frighteningly accurate right now.

**TheSecretSquig**

I am the small metal gate at the side of my house. Joy.

**Ignatius**

I'm a guardsmen in the Imperium of man that is mounted on a horse. I have an explosive tipped lance that I will never use, and probably be killed in minutes.

Thanks Hotsauceman1

**Mattlov**

I'm either a dude in a suit with a pistol, or an Arbite commander with a plasma pistol. I don't remember which I finished last.

**keeblerpowell**

I realize that I am no longer close to a synapse creature fail my leadership roll and hide behind Absolutionis (he is a hill...see above).

I wait for next turn when I hope a Prime will drop in with some warriors and tell me what I need to do with my life.

But now I think about it and its not really so bad. I don't have to do anything unless someone tells me what to do.I don't have thumbs so there are really no expectations for me to do anything of a higher learning.

It really ain't so bad......

**asimo77**

Necron Overlord...Well I ain't complaining! Time to hop into that Barge I just finished and get to business!

**Brother SRM**

I'm nine Terminators. I'm decidedly beside myself, to the eighth degree.

**AresX8**

A Nob looking to krump some 'umies with his Power Klaw.

**Skits**

Pre-Heresy Thousand Sons biker. I go VROOM VROOM TEARASS and disappear over the Absolutionis-hill after wreaking havoc with bolter and power glaive.

And possibly run over a hiding, snyapse-less keeblerpowell-nid on the way.

**Laughing Man**

The Sanguinor. I'm apparently immortal and murder pretty much everything. Life is good.

**Lord Poison**

soviet solder via 1942... god hope i survive the war

**Aerethan**

I'm a Dark Elves Dreadlord! My narcissism is already there, so all I need is the hatred of relatives, and all the back stabbing I can muster.

**Battleworthy Arts**

I am the door to a Crimson Fists Drop Pod. Looks like I'm doomed to hit the ground face first then get walked on.

**SilverMK2**

I am Finari, Female Crusader (Reaper master series 54mm) - I am excited that I have boobs, even if I am only 54mm high. I become a very small spy/thief for the armed forces and/or become a golden daemon winning painter (since I am now as big as the minis that I will be painting I can add on incredible levels of detail).

**finnan**

I'm a Wraithseer, so I can go and smite those crude beings that are threatening my Craftworld, or I can go back to sleep in the Infinity Circuit for a few thousand years; it's a win/win situation.

**helium42**

I'm a lowly necron warrior. Eternity is for suckers.

**Kaptajn Congoboy**

I am the desert a bunch of Skorne stand on. I guess I stay put and keep dry like any sensible desert. I would prefer it if Surtur did not sit on me.

**Stealershock**

I'm a Dark Eldar Scourge, i have wings, so life is pretty good. I think i'll go take a revitalizing pain bath by slaughtering a village in cold blood