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Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Thaddeus chuckles and looks pleased*
Thaddeus: I'll be napping on the couch. Enjoy, Rachel..
*He waves to her and goes to recline on the couch*
Thaddeus: Relaxation...
~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Taeria walks out of the bedroom and into the kitchen*
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Wade nods*
DP: Fething ugly, that's what they are.
*draws his gun and fires at the nearest Genlock (smallest Darkspawn out of them all, roughly human sized)*

*The ogre roars and rips off a branch of a tree as it walks past before hurtling said branch at the trio*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*I scratch behind Fluffys ears a bit before she walks off*
*I then get on my helmet vox and begin talking in low, urgent tones*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rachel nods, and munches on a cookie.*
Rachel: Rest well, Thaddeus!
*She watches him go recline on the couch, and eats more cookies. Looks up at Taeria, and smiles.*
Rachel: Hello, would you like a cookie?

---
*Jake jumps to the side, trying to avoid the tree.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Taeria looks up and smiles with slight surprise*
Taeria: W-Who me? Thank You!
*Taeria looks up at Rachel with familiar dark eyes*
Taeria: a-are you new around Here? I'm Taeria!
*The small young lady flashes flashed a delicate and happy smile*
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rachel smiles back.*
Rachel: I am new! Nice to meet you Taeria, I am Rachel!
*Holds plate out to Taeria.*
Rachel: Thaddeus made too many for me! Take as many cookies as you like!


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Iris shakes her head*
Iris: It's no trouble at all! Cal?
*Cal nods*
Cal: Fish would help her recover faster.
*He looks at Kara*
Cal: It should help replenish the blood you lost. There's a lot of Vitamin B in fish
*Iris nods*
Iris: Alright! Fish it is. I'll be back momentarily
*She walks off with purpose, Horus watches her go, smiles to himself slightly then turns back to Kara*
Horus: Is there anything else you need?
*Cal quietly exits and goes to help in the medbay*


*Iris walks into the kitchen and pauses, realizing she doesn't know how to cook fish. She sighs and cracks open one of Quetz's many cookbooks*


*Gharn catches the branch with catlike reflexes and wields it double handed like a huge club*
*Wishing he had his sword, Gharn moves forwards to engage the ogre with he newly acquired weapon*

 
   
Made in us
Terrifying Executioner





*Taeria smiled and took one cookie*
Taeria: Thanks! A-And by the way.. you're really pretty!
*she giggles sweetly with child-like happiness*
Taeria: Lets be friends!
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Rachel smiles, and waves away her complment.*
Rachel: No you're really pretty! B-but thank you!
*She smiles, and nods happily.*
Rachel: I will be your friend!
*Thinks of how lucky she is to have made three friends.*

---
*Jake rolls to his feet, and fires at some of the darkspawn.*
Jake: Don't seem like much.
*Keeps firing, and smoking his cigarette.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara shakes her head*
K: I don't need anything else, for now. Thank you.
*sits up properly*
K: You do anything interesting lately?

*Wade keeps shooting at the side Darkspawn*
DP: These guys don't even have guns! What the feth!
*teleports around, shooting DS in the knees and gak because Wade can be a douche*
DP: At least the Taheen gak heads had guns.

*The Ogre tries to bat Gharn aside and roars again, sending spit flying out of its maw*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn gets knocked aside but quickly gets up and leaps onto the Ogre's back, biting and clawing*


*Horus sighs, shakes his head and chuckles*
Horus: Nearly bled out less than 24 hours ago... you should rest, not make conversation
*He smiles and sits crosslegged*
Horus: I have done several things I find interesting, but I doubt you'd care to hear about my mechanical problems. I've not really been doing many interesting things. Mostly the same old same old.
How about you? Done anything interesting lately?


*Iris is casting nervous glances between the smoking fish and the smoke alarm, because if it goes off she's too short to reach up and turn it off*

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara shrugs, then regrets it*
K: Not much, since Maiev left. Went to the gym, but nothing really. Until this happened, but you already know how that went.

*The Ogre roars and tries to shake Gharn off*
*If Gharn were to swallow any blood, it'd burn his throat, taste and smell foul, and cause flu like symptoms shortly after*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn probably accidentally ingests some blood but keeps on fighting*


*Horus nods*
Horus: I'm sorry this did happen... if I could have been there...
*He growls in anger*
Horus: Anyways, you should rest. I'm sure Iris will be back shortly... assuming she can cook fish.. I don't actually know if she can...


*Iris is desperately waving a large handtowel over the stove, trying to dispel the smoke because she didn't think to open the vent*
*The fish is cooked. Perhaps too cooked*

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Freya is practicing dagger throws in the gym*
*Arya is playing a flute in the living room*
*I get off my vox call and sigh heavily*
*I begin walking towards the kitchen to get dinner*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Jake deals lead out to the dark spawn, and smokes his cigarette.*
Jake: These guys trying to kill you Wade?
*Blasts a charging hurlock, and two of his buddies.*
Jake: They are hideous.


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Maggie stops moping to herself and stands up*

*She sifts back into human form and sighs*

Maggie: Flagg!? You there!?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara shakes her head*
K: Blood mages... a stronger one can practically kill you in a heartbeat. Besides, he's dead.
*lays back down and sighs*
K: And I'm not going to ask you to follow me wherever I go. I'm used to taking a hit. Now, I think I'll get some sleep until my food gets here. It was nice talking with you, Horus.

*A small cluster of Darkspawn grab the dead Darkspawn and Kade's body/staff before heading back into the forest*

*Wade shrugs and holsters his pistol to draw a katana*
DP: Never seen 'em before in my life, but they're trying right now!
*giggles*
DP: Think they'll be disappointed?

*The ogre keeps trying to get Gharn off of him, and smashes it's back into a tree in the process*
*the more blood that Gharn would ingest, the more the effects would be (the blood is basically a poison, but considering it's part of the Darkspawn curse/taint, it's a lot worse than just a poison)*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Finally notices the female elf is dead, and rolls off her*
*Tries breaking the chains, which are weakened by the electricity*

~

*Male elf presses the attack, and is really badass and fast*
M: You will pay for interfering.
*Hasn't noticed the female elf is dead*

~

*Joalia thinks*

~

*Amy gets in the box*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Jake keeps any darkspawn away from him, and Deadpool.*
Jake: Deadpool, help Gharn!
*Keeps smoking his cig like a boss.*

---

*Brunor's Quen shield pops sending energy shards at the male elf.*
Brunor: Fething Aen Elle trash..
*He's pretty fethed up, but still manages to hold his sword steady.*
Brunor: Come die by my Ursine blade.

---
*The crow shifts into Flagg, and he nods to Maggie.*
Flagg: Yes. Everything alright?

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo smiles and pokes some holes in the lid of the box*

Leo: You ready Amy to go?

*Smiles at mini Amy in the box*

*Maggie walks up to Flagg and hugs him*

Maggie: I am fine. Just needed to think.

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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Horus sighs*
Horus: I know, but it's just.. instilled in me. Having to protect Iris through the ages. I want to protect those I care for, Morgan is much the same, except- I'll not bother you with that.
*He shrugs and stands*
Horus: I'll leave you to rest for now. One of us will be back in a bit with your dinner. Rest well
*He smiles and stands then goes off towards the kitchen, pausing briefly to appreciate Arya's muzak*


*Iris's fish is very well done, but still perfectly edible, but with a real smokey flavor*

*Gharn grunts in pain and falls off, landing hard on the ground. He tries getting to his feet stubbornly, attempting to ignore the effects of the poison*
Gharn: No! He's mine!

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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Continues trying to break the chains*

~

*Elf is thrown back from the quen shield exploding outwards, then sees the body of the female elf, and Tala with blood going down from her mouth to her chest*
M: Y-You'll pay for that!
*Gets up, and runs towards Tala, who is still busy with her binds*

~

*Amy nods, and chirps*
*Curls up into a ball, and naps*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo closes the box*

Leo: If anyone asks. You are a bird I found in my room and I am letting you free.

*Starts heading towards her door*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Kara nods and gets some shut eye, but doesn't sleep*

*Wade rolls his eyes and teleports next to Gharm*
DP: Hey Jake! They smell worse up close!
*slashes at the Ogre's leg, and teleports again to avoid a punch that would've cracked his ribs, and probably more*
DP: You sure you got this, kitty? He's pretty big.

*Santiago watches Joalia and doesn't interrupt her thinking*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Jake sigh at Gharn.*
Jake: Gharn don't be stupid.
*He keeps dealing with the lesser creatures.*

---

*Brunor growls at being ignored, and grabs his sword two handed.*
Brunor: Don't turn your back on me..
*Holds the sword over his head, then throws it at the male elf. He aims for the spin as he throws.*
*Brunor then falls over from the multitude of slash he received.*

---
*Flagg returns the hug.*
Flagg: I am glad, and I understand.

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Maggie releases Flagg from the hug*

Maggie: You got a plan?

*She manages a weak smile*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks up in time to see the elf's glaive rise up, then the sword piece his chest, and him fall over in front of Tala*
*Is confused for a bit, then sees Brunor on the ground*
*Pulls the sword out of the male elf's back, then drags it along towards Brunor*
*Falls down beside him, then tries picking him up*
...Thank... You...

~

*Joalia eventually nods, and smiles*

~

*Amy chirps, then goes back to napping*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Gharn grunts, stands, snaps a large branch of a tree, breaks the tip and lunges with his crude spear aimed for the ogre's throat*
Gharn: Mine!
*His irises are a little ragged*



 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Jake sighs at the reckless display, and dispatches any darkspawn infantry left.*
*Lights another cigarette, as he does this.*

---
*Brunor manages to nod, and winces at being moved.*
Brunor: Glad to help..
*Sighs at his lack of potions.*
Brunor: Need some swallow..
*Weakly groans, and holds one of the major wounds.*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Puts Brunor's arm over her shoulder, then starts hobbling towards the room*
You should have saved yourself. I could have escaped on my own... And what is 'swallow'?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2017/02/24 03:40:54


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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