40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Butcher Joseph**

You receive an ever more badass Ollanus Pius.

I insert a Lamenter. A poor, unlucky Lamenter.

**snurl**

You get a DEMENTOR. a vicious, snarling, hideous Dementor.

I insert Anne Rice.

**sing your life**

You get rice n beans.

I insert Ibram Gaunt, attached to Eldrad Ulthian with lots of duct tape.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive the death of Chaos.

I insert a jet plane engine.

**ChaoticMind**

You recive an old propjob.

I insert a left handed doodleflipper refrier.

**FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs**

You get poorly cast restic question marks.

I insert Thagrosh, The Messiah of Everblight

**snurl**

You get Handel's Messiah.

I insert the last cold beer.

**sing your life**

You get a desperate English person.

I insert Ultraviolance.

**ChaoticMind**

You get infrerdead.

I insert a disembodied head of Colenel Sanders screaming "EVREYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!!"

**snurl**

You get the bones.

I insert the new Nagash model.

**sing your life**

You get a bar of gold.

I insert C.S Goto.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive MULTILASERS.

I insert a suit of Terminator armour.

**snurl**

You get tin cans.

I insert Ibram Gaunt.

**sing your life**

You get an Vindicaire assassin who has been shot in the chest with a bolt pistol.

I insert Love in the Iron Kingdoms.

**snurl**

You get Herpes.

I insert Nagash.

**sing your life**

You get a mold from behind the fridge.

I insert my avatar.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a bloody set of headphones.

I insert Olaf.

**snurl**

You get an Ogre.
I insert some leaves and lawn debris.

**Squigsquasher**

You receive a horny dryad.

I insert a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

**snurl**

You get a box of AWESOME.

I insert a box of rocks.

**Squigsquasher**

You get a bag of dicks.

I insert Shrek.

**ATXMILEY**

You get Austin Powers.

I insert a Mexican Space Marine

**snurl**

You get Pancho Villa.

I insert all of the useless extra command bits I have collected.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive more command bitz, enough for your whole army.

I insert drugs. Weird ass drugs.

**Squigsquasher**

You receive DOOMRIDER.

I insert Action 52.

**snurl**

You get Method 33.

I insert a square root.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a pentagonal leaf.

I insert a flaming fish.

**Wilytank**

You receive a burnt fillet of salmon.

I insert a landmine.

**carlos13th**

You get party popper.

I insert a ham sandwitch.

**snurl**

You get a BLT.

I insert my shotgun, and pull the trigger.