King of the Hill

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**snurl**

The smell of roasting mole draws hoardes of ravished heyenas to devour everything on the hill.
The Heyenas laugh.
On their hill.

**rockerbikie**

Simba kills all hyenas.
Simba's hill.

**Decio**

(whoops. Sorry for the earlier double post)

Simba decides that a life of adventuring might be more fun.

The parrot thing takes over.

**PredaKhaine**

Iago (the parrot from aladdin) steps up and has a parrot off with the previously mentioned parrot thing.

They leave when Elton starts singing 'circle of life' By the time he's finished, everyone has left.

He leaves his wig as he goes.

Hairy Hill.

**rockerbikie**

Then suddenly... the Spanish Inquisition.
Spanish Inquisition hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Damn, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Still Spanish Inquisitions hill.

**snurl**

Templars drive off the inquisitors, and build a grail shrine on the hill.
Grail hill.

**rockerbikie**

Matthew Hopkins charge all the Templars as witches and hangs them.
Witchfinder General's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The witch finder general is overcome by witches.

They make lots more hills so no one can find the original hill.
They put witches on every hill.
not even the witches can tell which witches hill is which?

Witches Hills.

**rockerbikie**

Inquisition returns. They burn all the hills and the witches.
Spanish Inquisition hill.

**snurl**

Due to vatican upheaval and budget cuts the Spanish Inquisition is unfunded and disbanded.
Meanwhile Snurl's pumpkin vines envelop the hill.
The hill of Snurl the relentless.

**rockerbikie**

Smaug attacks, kills Snurl and burns the pumpkins.
Smaug's hill.

**CuddlySquig**

I put out Smaug with a fire extinguisher.

My hill.

**rockerbikie**

Smaug eats you alive and plunders your gold supply.
Smaug's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Cuddlysquig gets stuck in Smaugs throat due to a very pointy hat. He smashes out of Smaugs gullet and bludgeons Smaug to death with his own vocal chords.

Then he takes a break and goes to get coffee.

My Hill (for the meantime).

**Decio**

A giant potato, grown in the depths of the Atlantic Ocean, is dropped onto the hill, crushing PredaKhaine's picnic chair and other things.

Potato Seedlings crawl out and search for snurl's embedded pumpkins. They have to be there.

Potato Hill.

**rockerbikie**

A carnifex eats the seedlings and the potato.
Carnifex's hill.

**Decio**

Suddenly, within the Carnifex's bowels, a massive potato plant shoots out of the chimney spore things on it's back.

Thus, the Carnitato has been created. All hail the Carnitato!

The Carnitato's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I beat the carnitato to death with the remains of my picnic chair.

I move the hill...in time and space. It's now out of sync with the rest of the universe and I can finish my picnic unmolested.

My Hill.

**rockerbikie**

A group of succubi whip you to death and start playing on the hill.
Sexy succubi hill,

**The Observer**

King Arthur gets the Holy Handgrenade and bombs the Succubi.

King Arthurs hill.

**rockerbikie**

King Arthur gets killed by Sir Lancealot.
Sir Lancealot's hill.

**Coolyo294**

Sir Lancealot is killed by Sir Hammersalot.

Sir Hammersalot's hill.

Also, hammertime.

**Decio**

Sir Bowfried shoots him through the knees with a crossbow.

Then, he downloads him into a salad and eats him.

His hill.

**rockerbikie**

Totalbiscuit arrives and Sir bowfried leaves the hill for the famous youtuber.
Tb's hill.

**snurl**

Seabiscuit tromps him into the hill under his hooves.
Horse's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Jesse Cox beats the horse to death,
Jesse Cox's hill.

**snurl**

Cox beats a dead horse until he goes limp.

Sorry.

Free hill.

**Breotan**

Peewee Herman strolls to the top of the hill, looks at all the bodies and laughs.

Then cringes, looking around.

Then laughs again, quietly.

Peewee Herman's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Peewee gets his head chopped off by Rambo.
Rambo's hill.